In order to pay tribute to this reincarnation, I decided to go back and fast for 24 hours...... No, looking at this picture, I don't think I will be able to eat any meat for the next month!

"Hiccup!"

There was a loud burp and one of the pigs looked up at us, with red crumbs on the sides of their mouths.

Not only him, but the other animals also raised their heads to look at us, and all of them stopped the "food" in their mouths and looked at us with a strange look.

They = animals;

We = people.

Although they are all "ghosts", there are still differences.

Our two humanoid ghosts appear in the middle of a group of animal ghosts, which of course seems very abrupt!

"Look, what do you see? This shop is open to all races, so I—I can't come and try it? The long-tongued ghost blushed and said to them, "I am a good friend of the owner of this shop, and he invited me over for a delicious meal, and you are not allowed to look at me like this!" ”

As he spoke, the long-tongued ghost was already fighting with his teeth, and even the thick and long tongue could not stop this trembling.

After all, he's a humanoid ghost too, and there are already several pigs grinding the dishes, and looking at him is like looking at food - we do look exactly like the food on someone else's table! Laugh cry!

The long-tongued ghost couldn't stand it anymore, so he stood on tiptoe, stretched his neck and shouted at the store, "Big horse! Come out of Malaysia! I'm looking for something to eat! ”

He shouted a few times, and a ghost figure lifted the curtain and walked out.

I thought it was people.

But when the "man" got closer, I realized that it was a very large monkey, and the long-tongued ghost called it "big horse", probably because it was a big horse monkey...... I guess.

The big horse monkey ran up to us and stood up.

It was dressed like a chef, with a chef's hat on its head, an apron, and a large spoon in its hand.

He took off his hat and bowed politely to us: "Welcome." ”

Me: "......"

As soon as I took off the hat, I saw an empty head.

Oh, by the way, there's a famous dish called "monkey brain", right?

It is said that a hole is cut in a table, not big or small, just enough for the monkey to stick its head out, and then a hole is punched out in the monkey's skull, and then hot oil is poured on it, and the brain marrow is dug out with a spoon, and it is ready to eat. At this time, the monkey was not dead, and the sound of wailing was heartbreaking......

Smile.

I now understand why Monkey would open such a shop, it's a good fit.

My scalp hurts a little, and I don't want to speak for the time being, for fear that this monkey ghost, who hates humans very much, will smell the hot air coming out of my mouth as soon as I open my mouth, even if I press a coin under the base of my tongue to cut off the leakage of yang energy, but now I don't dare to take this risk at all.

When the long-tongued ghost saw an acquaintance, his waist stiffened: "Dama, don't you let people in this store?" ”

"Give, give." The big horse monkey smiled and led us into the store, he looked like a circus...... No, it should be said that it is a monkey that was domesticated by humans before it was born, so it understands human etiquette and will also wear a human chef's outfit to cook.

When he saw that the guests were still eyeing us, he sternly said to them, "Don't look at them! All of what you eat now is what I secretly went to someone's grave and stole the corpse out to cook for you! However, Yin and Yang have precepts, the living cannot move, and ghosts cannot eat ghosts, even if my long-tongued brother is a human turned ghost, you can't eat him, otherwise you will go and explain to Yin Si yourself! ”

After that, the guests stopped staring at us.

The words of the big horse monkey made me understand the source of food in their shop, it turned out that they all stole the corpses of dead people to cook, so I was relieved, at least not to slaughter people to satisfy the appetite of these livestock ghosts.

I walked past a fox's table and glanced at the food she ordered...... Chilled human skin.

But she didn't seem to have a great appetite, and kept tearing at the human skin with her paws.

It feels like a fox that has been skinned to make clothes.

After we sat down, the big horse monkey rubbed his hands and said politely to the long-tongued ghost: "Long tongue, my new store is open, it's already good that you can come to the personal scene, I didn't expect you to bring a friend, it's so strange!" How can you make me thank you? ”

The long-tongued ghost laughed and said, "Just be free!" ”

"Okay, free order, free order!"

This monkey is magnanimous, I like it, laugh~!

At this time, the big horse monkey looked at me and politely asked, "This brother, do you like men's flesh or women's flesh?" ”

I remembered that the long-tongued ghost had said that ghosts generally like the flesh of the opposite sex, so I said, "Woman." ”

The big horse monkey smiled and asked, "Do you like to eat meat, which is older, chewy, or tender?" ”

Me: "Tender." ”

"Do you like eighteen-year-olds?"

Huh?

How are these questions so similar to those I asked the long-tongued ghost before I came?

I had a sense of foreboding.

"I like it so much~!" I bite the bullet!

Syllable!

The big horse monkey clapped his hands, as if he hit it off with me, and happily said to me: "Coincidentally, I just bought a new product in the store, which is just right for your taste." ”

"Really?" I want to say that sportswear is not my cup of tea, an embarrassing but polite smile~!

The big horse monkey happily climbed upstairs, and at this time, seeing his agile and flying wall, I finally believed that it was a monkey.

He stood at the highest point in the shop and struck the gong hard!

Poof!!

The audience is eye-catching!

All the animals, including me, looked up at him.

The big horse monkey held the gong and said with high interest: "$&%&%^%@%#......"

Me: "......"

Excuse me, am I deaf? I can't understand what the big horse monkey is saying?

Seeing that I was confused, the long-tongued ghost came up to me and said, "It's normal that you don't understand, Dama speaks the language of beasts." ”

Me: "......"

Dare to be affectionate, human language is the second foreign language of the big horse monkey.

I can't understand the beast language, but the long-tongued ghost has lived up to his long tongue, and he is also proficient in a second foreign language, and consciously translates the words of the big horse monkey with me-

Big Horse Monkey: "Brothers! Today's small shop is newly opened, and before it opened, we have distributed leaflets to everyone, and the leaflet has already explained that we were all animals who were used as food by humans in our lifetimes, and now we have become ghosts, and we should let these evil humans feel the feeling of being food! However, yin and yang have order, so we can't eat living people casually, so the materials in our shop are all taken from human graves. Anyway, once the dead are buried underground, no one will open the coffin for an autopsy! So no one will care about us, our store is a regularly registered business name on the Yin Division, absolutely formal and credible! I thought that in the future, I would only be able to invite the big guys to eat rotten human flesh underground, but I didn't expect that today I would let the big guys catch up with a coincidence! Our store has a big deal today! ”

Rooster: "Cluck! ”

The long-tongued ghost translated: "What's a good thing?" ”

Big Horse Monkey: "Squeak! ”

The long-tongued ghost translated: "Friends, do you like men's flesh or women's flesh?" ”

There was a boil in the field.

duang！

A gong sounded to end all the restlessness, and the big horse monkey: "Squeak! ”

The long-tongued ghost translated: "But I'm sorry, everyone! Today we have only women in the fresh material here. ”

Some of them are unhappy off the field, and some of them are very cool.

Harvest!

Big Horse Monkey: "Squeak! ”

The long-tongued ghost translated: "Let me ask you another question, what age do you like to eat meat?" ”

Restlessness off the field.

Harvest!

Big Horse Monkey: "Squeak! ”

The long-tongued ghost translated: "Do you like to eat fresh, or do you like to eat spoiled?" ”

All the pigs' faces changed.

Big Horse Monkey: "Squeak! ”

The long-tongued ghost translated: "It happened that I was sharpening my knives in the back kitchen today, and a living person broke in!" Everyone knows the rules of yin and yang, but such living people who cross from the yang world to our underworld like this cannot be protected by the rules of yin and yang! So even if I slaughter this living little girl and give it to everyone as a drink, Yin Si won't care. ”

By this time, the big horse monkey had already taken off what was covered with a black cloth behind him, and when he pulled it down, I saw that it had been tied to the grill...... Fan Xueqi.

Smile.