That is, the classic way of binding: the hands and feet are tied to a horizontal stick, and the person is hanging, so he almost burns the fire below.

Among the ten thousand ghosts, Fan Xueqi saw me, even if her mouth was tied, she showed me the excitement of seeing her relatives...... The next second, I still cried.

Because, I gloated at her.

She felt like her life was going to be lost.

The big horse monkey slapped her on the buttocks, and her eyes widened as if she had been insulted, and she whimpered!

Big Horse Monkey: "Squeak! ”

Presumably, he was verifying to his guests that this "living person" was really "alive".

Under the introduction of fresh ingredients by the big horse monkey, all the guests excitedly slapped the table and waited excitedly to eat!

But!

The big horse monkey turned his head, looked through all the ghosts, looked at me, and this time said in human words: "But we have human guests here today, I thought that a store like mine could only invite ghost customers who were ruthlessly slaughtered by humans as food before their deaths, but I didn't expect that human ghosts would come to our store as guests." I'm afraid that this will not happen in a thousand years, since this is the case, let's prepare some benefits for the rare guests, and let the rare guests pick up this all-person banquet first. ”

There was an uproar.

However, when I look at the expressions of these animals, it seems that I don't care.

I really didn't expect that animals are more generous than people, and if such a "good thing" is placed in humans, there must be a lot of dissatisfaction.

At the kind invitation of the big horse monkey, the long-tongued ghost took my hand and walked over.

"Woo woo~" Fan Xueqi looked at me excitedly.

I ~no~see~

Fan Xueqi tat!

The big horse monkey asked him the iron buddy, "Long tongue, where do you want to eat?" ”

The eyes of the long tongue staring at Fan Xueqi were no longer right, when he entered the store and saw animals eating people, he actually had a little adverse reaction, but when he saw such fresh food as Fan Xueqi, he changed his previous state, his saliva flowed, and he already showed a greedy expression.

"I want to eat this place." After saying that, the long-tongued ghost had unceremoniously stretched out his ghost hand, grabbed it, and rubbed it!

"Hmm!!" Fan Xueqi's eyes widened!

She tried to kick the long-tongued ghost to death, but unfortunately, her feet were tied to the grill.

"Okay." The big horse monkey wrote it down, and he looked at me: "What about you?" ”

I looked at Fan Xueqi with a smile and said, "This little girl has been staring dryly, let's have a cup of eyeball soup." ”

Fan Xueqi vomited blood.

I'm sure I'm really her dear little uncle! Absolutely, who else in the world would be better to her than me?

"Okay." The big horse monkey turned around and took out two spoons, which is really traditional, as if the spoon was used to gouge out people's eyes in ancient times.

"Woooooo Fan Xueqi screamed anxiously!

Seeing that the big horse monkey's spoon was getting closer and closer to Fan Xueqi's eyes, I laughed, opened my mouth, and spit out the coin pressed under the base of my tongue.

“！！！” The nearest long-tongued ghost standing next to me seemed to be frightened by 10,000 critical hits!

The big horse monkey was also frightened by 10,000 critical hits!

Off the field, it's also 10,000 crit scares!

"The living?!" The big horse monkey was so frightened that his grimace was distorted.

I nodded and acknowledged, "Yes." ”

So the big horse monkey turned his head excitedly and squeaked with the guests in the audience.

The long-tongued ghost's face changed, and he turned his head and grabbed my hand, and said to me, "How are you a living man?" Alas! It's all because I looked away and brought the living into the ghost market. Brother, go away, the big horse monkey makes the ghosts who just thought there was no man meat to eat, because now there is man meat - he is going to eat you! Let's go! Just walk back the way we came, and go! The living people who mistakenly enter the ghost city are not protected by the yin and yang order, and when you come here, the ghosts can do whatever they want to you! Come on! I'm unlucky, I brought in a living person, let's go! Alas! ”

I laughed, grabbed the big macaque's big spoon, and smacked him on the head.

duang！

The monkey turned his head and looked at me suspiciously.

I took out a handful of dark coins and said to him: "Brother Monkey, let's get together and disperse, this little sister broke into the ghost market and caught you, you want to cook with her, I have nothing to say." But can I get the money to buy her? Do you think there's enough money? If it's not enough, I'll get it for you when I go back. ”

The big horse monkey grabbed the dark coin fiercely, pointed it at me with a kitchen knife, and roared angrily: "The money is mine, and you are also mine!" Do you think a living person will be able to go back alive if he enters my shop? ”

After speaking, he seemed to remember something, and turned his head to the ghost and roared: "Now auction the whip!" Aphrodisiac and kidney! There is only one whip, and the one with the highest price will get it! ”

Burst!

Should I first hear how much I can get at auction?

"Woo woo......" But Fan Xueqi was about to collapse.

So forget it.

As soon as I pushed the big horse monkey flying, the beasts in this store saw this situation, and immediately red eyes, stood up, and were about to fight at me!

I, in their eyes, was nothing more than a fresh food.

The big horse monkey straightened its chef's hat, covered the empty skull, and shouted, "Whoever helps me catch this living man will be free of this meal!" ”

"Whew!" It's boiling!

Wait a minute!

That's when I realized a serious problem.

I—I don't understand the language of beasts;

They can understand people!

what？

Does this mean that in fact, animals have higher IQs than humans, and they can learn human speech, but I still can't understand them!

Suddenly there was a sense of frustration that people were not as good as pigs...... But forget it.

Seeing that the big horse monkey was so ignorant, I took a step forward, and with a wave of my hand, the red lotus karma fire opened up.

As long as it is a ghost, it will be afraid of karmic fire.

The long-tongued ghost closest to me is once again frightened by 10,000 critical hits x2!

"Mamma Mia, what a terrible person I brought in!" The long-tongued ghost couldn't catch me anymore, so he held his head and hid in the corner crying.

I saw that the karmic fire had stopped these beasts, so I didn't care about them, turned around and untied Fan Xueqi from the grill, and said to the big horse monkey while unraveling: "Lao Tie, you don't want to think about it, who can get into the ghost market all these years, except for the living people who broke in by mistake, who else is left?" ”

The big horse monkey angrily asked, "Who is it?" ”

Me: "Someone you can't afford to mess with." ”

It just so happened that Fan Xueqi was unraveled.

As soon as I was free, Fan Xueqi pounced on me and said with great admiration: "Little uncle! I don't practice any requiem anymore, I'll practice killing people and setting fires with you, oh no, is it okay to kill ghosts and set fires? The requiem really can't be used without the flute, or Uncle Xiaoshi, you can summon the handsome man who can summon fire as soon as you raise your hand! Teach me! ”

"Nope."

"I worship you as a teacher!" Fan Xueqi is cute with a face.

I refused: "Your master will kill me." ”

As soon as she said this, Fan Xueqi couldn't help wiping a handful of bitter tears: "Don't say anything about the master, my master hasn't called me for more than half a year, I think she might be joking to take me as an apprentice......"

You ~ only ~ know ~ Tao ~

I won't complain about Fusheng's irresponsibility, I have always felt from beginning to end that she is looking for an apprentice for me......

However, this skill will not be passed on to others casually!

I grabbed the crying Fan Xueqi's hand, turned to the big horse monkey and said, "Brother Monkey, the money just now is regarded as an apology for you." This is my little nephew, she will come to the ghost market from time to time to buy something in the future, and you will inevitably meet at that time, this matter will be regarded as a misunderstanding, and the big guy will recognize his familiar face, so as not to meet in the ghost market in the future, and then have conflicts and disputes. I don't know, Brother Monkey, are you willing to sell me this account? ”

The big horse monkey knows the power of the karmic fire, and it is very angry, but what can it do with me through the karmic fire? You can't beat me, and you can't afford to offend me.

It glared at us for a long time before gritting its teeth and saying, "Forget this account, I was killed by eating monkey brains, and before I died, I was doused with hot oil and dug out of my brain for pain, and I still have such headaches every day!" I have a lot of enmity with humanity! You take your little nephew away, don't let her come to my store in the future, if I see her in the ghost market again in the future, I will dig out her brain to eat!! ”