Chapter 362: Falling in Love with a Man
I sat next to Lingzheng and listened to the conversation between Tang Yu and Ling Xiaoman, I really had a clapper brick in my hand, and whoever pretended to be forced would shoot whom!
Ling Zheng poured two cups of tea and handed one to Tang Yu's classmate: "Drink tea." ”
Tang Yu's classmate politely said "Thank you, brother-in-law", and then sat down respectfully at the table.
Tang Yu hugged Ling Xiaoman and sat opposite me, generously took a cup of tea from Ling Zheng, and then drank it in one go, "Wow, my brother-in-law is worthy of being a heavenly master, and the tea he brews is better than the outside." I gave him a blank look and asked him to hurry up and get down to business, he cleared his throat, and then said that when he called us, he was already on his way, and they came this time mainly to find Lingzheng to learn two tricks to catch ghosts.
I laughed dryly, pretended not to hear, and lowered my head to drink tea.
When we were in the Houhe Zhuangyuan Cave in Baishui Village, we lost the Golden Dragon Pestle because of fighting with Su Jingbo and Yue Dong. The ghosts and evil spirits suppressed by the City God's Seal have fled to all parts of the country, and we have not had time to deal with them, and now there are strange things in the Yin Pass in some places, and many villages have made supernatural incidents, but fortunately, there are local Mr. Yin and Yang or Taoist scholars who suppress them, and those remnant souls are also placed relatively safely. The spirit and I were planning to live a few more days of this kind of peace, and then we would go to the copper coins and subdue the demons.
To be honest, I have a headache.
I originally wanted to be a very powerful Yin Walker, but now my only wish is to live a quiet life with Ling Zheng and Ling Xiaoman.
But...... It's up to you!
Tang Yu grabbed Lingzheng's hand: "Brother-in-law, you can teach me two tricks, right?" Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, brother-in-law......"
Lingzheng didn't raise his head, looked at the red rope in his hand, and replied, "A few more screams." ”
Tang Yu suddenly became energetic: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you are the most handsome, handsome and handsome brother-in-law in the world, brother-in-law, I love you, Mo Da ......"
I couldn't help but say, "Tang Erhundredwu, you are enough, you are not disgusting." ”
"In order to let my brother-in-law teach me exorcism, I can endure no matter how disgusting it is, don't you say, brother-in-law?"
Ling Zheng nodded with satisfaction and said: "The eyes are dark and blue, and there are juxtaposed yellow and white spots on the lower eyelids, which is a sign of being entangled by a little ghost, if there are black spots on the eyeballs, it is a female ghost, and if there are red blood spots on the black spots, it is a sign that someone has lowered his head." ”
When Tang Yu heard this, he immediately opened his eyelids and asked his classmates to help him see what was in his eyes.
His classmate looked at it for a while and said, "It's black dots, and they're lined up, and they're very neat." ”
When I was talking, I also looked at my brother's face carefully, and the dark circles under his eyes were a little heavy, and then there were indeed black spots, neat black spots, about four or five points.
Tang Yu said dissatisfiedly: "As the younger brother of the Yin Wanderer and the Heavenly Master, how could I be entangled by a female ghost? I still expect you to help me exorcise ghosts, this is miserable...... This Yin Walker is just a false name. "When I heard this, I felt that something was getting more and more wrong. The derogatory meaning in Tang Yu's words is obvious, he just said that the Heavenly Master is the highest level, why did he start saying something in vain in a blink of an eye?
Although I didn't have much contact with Tang Yu before, I heard a lot about Tang Yu from my parents and grandmother.
Although Tang Yu has a cold humor, he is very filial and has a good heart, how can he turn his head and change his kung fu as if he was a different person when he first entered the courtyard? And what he meant by making fun of the Yin Walker was not simply fun, but more like contempt and contempt.
I didn't follow Tang Yu's words, his classmates softly blamed Tang Yu for talking too much, but Tang Yu quarreled with others. Ling Xiaoman went to persuade him, Ling Zheng hugged Ling Xiaoman, and when he came to Ling Xiaoman and said something, Ling Xiaoman stopped talking and looked at Tang Yu thoughtfully.
I pulled Lingzheng aside and whispered if Tang Yu was taken by that female ghost?
I didn't see the shadow of a female ghost in Tang Yu, because I wasn't sure. I can't see the female ghost, it's not that there's something wrong with me, it's that the female ghost hides her yin body and doesn't want me to see it.
Lingzheng took my hand and wrote two words on my palm: Ghost Spell.
I was shocked, it turned out to be a ghost spell!
This kind of ghost spell is very strange, it does not harm people's lives, or let a soul possess people's body, but strengthens people's seven emotions and six desires to the extreme, so that people do things that they dare not think of doing before, and magnify them countless times. Whether it's despair, sadness, anger, grievance, or even sinful or suicidal thoughts, if you have the slightest thought of it, the curse will make it happen. This kind of ghost spell is similar to the 'mind reading' that Lingzheng uses.
Here's a word of advice to everyone, be open-minded, think about the good side of everything, and one point, try not to talk to others quickly.
Lingzheng said that Tang Yu should have praised how the Yin Walker could exorcise ghosts and how great his ability was in the school, so he was jealous of other families and was cursed by the goddess. Now the ghost curse has attacked, and they want to make trouble to prove that their underworld is more powerful.
The incubation period of this ghost spell in Tang Yu's body is not short, and some time ago he went to the river to pick lotus flowers, the water is yin, especially the water with lotus ponds, it is the yin of the yin, so it provoked Tang Yu's unjust creditor, that is, the deceased Tang Yu's ex-girlfriend, which triggered the ghost curse.
If it weren't for Tang Yu's usual open-mindedness, it is estimated that he would have dropped out of school or committed a crime. Therefore, it is said that the gods are not all kind, and the goddesses attached to the gods can treat people and harm people's lives. Because this kind of yin hall mouth does not belong to the Buddhist family, I believe in the existence of the Buddha; Nor is it a Taoist, practicing the way of immortality. In short, it is such an existence that is very different from ordinary people and can pass through yin and yang.
After Lingzheng helped Tang Yu undo the ghost curse, I told Tang Yu that he must be low-key in the future, and no matter how low-key he is, he repeatedly promised that he would not be like this in the future.
Tang Yu suddenly asked me: "Sister, which family do you say is harming me?" Can I get revenge on him? ”
I punched him: "When is the time for retribution?" And this is an unnecessary ghost caused by your boasting, so forget it. ”
Tang Yu said: "But if you have revenge, you can't take revenge, it's not a gentleman!" ”
Ling Xiaoman suddenly interjected: "Yes, Uncle Tomb also said that when the eldest husband is alive, if there is a grudge, there must be a grudge, and the enemy cannot be allowed to live a good life." ”
Tang Yu seemed to have met a bosom friend, hugging Ling Xiaoman and kissing all the time.
I didn't bother to pay attention to them, put it next to Lingzheng's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Lingzheng, do you think this thing doesn't look like the Yu family is going to the Yin Hall with a dry mouth?" ”
"Perhaps."
"Hey...... It's really haunting. "Just calmed down, and after a few quiet days, Su Bojing and Yu Yingying made a fuss again, which was really a headache. But I can't tell Tang Yu about this, he is now at the age of blood and strength, if I say it, he can't fight "yin", and "yang" will fight people all over the ground, and the hatred will get bigger and bigger...... It's not appropriate, it's not appropriate!
"Brother-in-law, can you help me take a look?"
The male classmate who came with him walked up squirming, a little shy.
I looked at him and smiled softly: "Don't be so stubborn, just be the same as Tang Yu, what's the matter with you, say?" ”
The classmate stammered for a long time before he explained the reason: "Sister, brother-in-law, I fell in love with someone, and he is also a boy." I...... I'd like to ask the Yin Master to help me...... Help me heal ......"
It was like a bolt from the blue when I heard it.
I don't have much to say about King Ling's tomb and Yan Xiangci, and I won't wear colored glasses to see Tang Yu's fall in love with a male classmate, but after all, there are too many things, and the whole person feels bad. It's as if heterosexuals like me are the other right now.
I looked at Ling Cheng for a long time, and he unsurprisingly didn't tell me how to make my beloved fall in love with his spells. I originally wanted to copy it on the Internet, such as going to the temple to ask for a marriage red rope, hanging a marriage bag on a tree, or wearing a pink crystal, but after thinking about it, even if I embarrassed the yin walker, I shouldn't deceive the children, so I told Tang Yu's classmates truthfully, I said I'm sorry, I won't cure the disease of love.
The classmate listened to my words, but thought that I thought he didn't pay him, so he said: "My name is Wang Liang, my hometown is Suzhou, my family is a shelf factory, not bad money, sister, you can say as much as you want, as long as he falls in love with me." ”
Not bad for money? That's your parents' hard-earned money, too!
I patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Xiao Wang, the Buddha said, 'It has always been shallow, but the love is deep', fate has its own way of heaven, this, this ......" I really can't make it up, so I had to summarize a sentence, "All fate is determined by heaven, and you can't force it." ”
Wang Liang thought about it for a long time, and didn't know if he understood the meaning of what I said (I didn't understand it myself anyway), so he returned to school with Tang Yu. - Actually, Wang Liang was planning to run away from home this time, but when he heard Tang Yu say that the Yin Walker knew how to do spells, he followed him to see if things had taken a turn for the better.
As soon as they left, I was about to go out to buy groceries, and an aunt came to the door.
My aunt said in a Sichuan accent that her house was haunted, and that there was always a knock on her door in the middle of the night and asked us to go to her house. I asked her how she found here. She said that a young man had given her the address, and as she spoke, she handed me a small piece of paper, and as soon as I took it, the little piece of paper burned and turned into a blue flame. Auntie screamed and screamed, I asked her to stop screaming, this one who gave her the address was someone we knew, and then I described to her what Su Jingbo looked like, and sure enough, she said it was him!
I sighed.
As the saying goes, the villain is not a blessing or a curse.
Su Jingbo didn't dare to come to us again, but he told others our contact information, asked others to come to us to exorcise ghosts, and also cast a small spell on the small piece of paper with the address written on it, breaking the formation that the spirit was setting up around the house.
The formation was originally just a simple formation, which was used to trap ordinary people.
Su Jingbo can break, and it is normal.
I asked my aunt to leave her address, and we went to her house tomorrow to have a look, and my aunt thanked her and left.
I turned around and went back to the house, and Lingzheng asked me why I had come back again. I told him about my aunt, but he frowned and didn't answer.
"Lingzheng, are you going?"
"Go."
"What if it's Su Jingbo and their ghost again?"
"Then go too."
"Oh, okay...... "This time, we knew that there were tigers in the mountains, and we preferred to go to the tiger mountains.
Before dawn the next morning, I was woken up by Lingzheng, wiped my face with the warm towel he handed over, yawned and drove to my parents' house, put Ling Xiaoman at my parents' place to take care of it first, and then Lingzheng and I rushed to my aunt's house.
In the car, I gave myself a makeover, put on a black Tang style gown, and then curled my hair into a Tang bun and fixed it with a plain silver hairpin. Finally, I blackened my face with a dark foundation, made a few false wrinkles, and covered a black scarf. In front of the makeup mirror, he deliberately lowered his voice and gestured twice, feeling that the voice of the old woman was not very similar, and it would be better to talk less later.
I don't want to do this kind of again, so I'm going to have to change my face.
The reason why I disguised myself as an old woman was because I was afraid that I was too young, and the aunt would have doubts in her heart, and it would not be good to mess up the signboard of the Yin Master. Besides, I don't want anyone to recognize me, in case it is rumored that the girl of the Tang family has become a goddess in the future, how can my family gain a foothold in Shanghai?
On the way, I asked Lingzheng why he wanted to be calm, but someone always came to disturb him. And some people want to be beautiful all their lives, but they are always just a small role.
Ling Zheng replied with two words without squinting: "Fate." ”
Destiny......
What a simple and complex word.
I was born as a mother, destined to be rich and wealthy all my life, this is fate; Later, because of my identity as a yin girl, I was repeatedly in danger and died nine times in my life, which is fate; And now I am approached by my employer to exorcise demons and cure evil spirits, which is also fate.
I looked at Lingzheng's cold face and grinned: "No matter the sword mountain and the sea of fire, as long as you are here, I am not afraid." Lingzheng, two lives in one life, three-foot lovesickness, forever unchanged. ”
Lingzheng said lightly: "Two lives in one life, three feet of lovesickness." ”
As we spoke, we parked our car in front of a small cottage.
The villa was surrounded by no trees, only a large yard with ankle-length grass on the ground. As soon as the door opened, I saw a man with a haggard expression. His eyes were blank, and the tips of his hair were turning outward, like static electricity. From a scientific point of view, it was an unknown energy near his body that caused electromagnetic interference. And when you look at it through the eyes of the Yin Walker, it is the image of the remnants of the soul, which dominates his consciousness and thoughts.
This man was the husband of the aunt yesterday, and when I explained my intentions, he turned to the side and let us into the house. Once we went in, he watched the TV on his own and ignored us.
My aunt brought the fruit and asked me, "Why isn't that little girl here?" ”
I casually gave a reason, saying, "The little girl is just a small character, I'm afraid that you won't be satisfied, so I'll come and see for myself." Seeing that my aunt looked incredulous, I added: "Don't worry, it will definitely be dealt with, I am the person in charge of the Yin Hall." ”
"Oh?" My aunt pretended to look at me casually and said, "Then what do you call me?" ”
I stammered, "I ...... My name is ......"
"Ling Tang Clan." Lingzheng, who had been silent on the side, suddenly opened his mouth.
I was taken aback by his answer, and I couldn't help but blush again as I pondered the meaning of his words. The aunt was very confused, and called out to my mother-in-law, and then took me around very enthusiastically, and I didn't find any other spirits except that their kitchen was a little dirty, only the remnants of her husband's soul. I didn't know where to start or what to say to find the cause of the matter, so I turned my attention to Lingzheng