Leaving from Zhao Tianming's house, we went to pick up Ling Xiaoman first, and then went home.

Before going to bed that night, Lingzheng suddenly came to my ear and taught me a mantra, telling me to tell my brother that if I encountered the ghost pressing the bed again at night, I would repeat it several times, and I would not be caught in nightmares. So I called my brother again and taught him the mantra.

The next day, as soon as we got up, my brother called and boasted: "Sister, my brother-in-law is really good, I wasn't pressed by that female ghost last night, haha." After that, he said, "You go and ask your brother-in-law if there is a more powerful spell?" We all want to catch that female ghost and look like it doesn't look as amazing as it did in Liaozhai. Sister, you think, you have to be a little self-aware to be able to fall in love with my female ghost, otherwise how can you be worthy of my talent and appearance. ”

While brushing my teeth, I scolded him: "Tang Yu, can you be reliable?" Is it because of neuropathy, and the whole person is more energetic? Do you want me to show you some more imps? I have a headless ghost, a starving ghost, a blind ghost, and an infant spirit, which one do you want? ”

"Sister, I didn't say you, you're too rigid, didn't I come to thank my brother-in-law? Hey? My brother-in-law is at home, right? Then I won't tell you, I'll go to him ......"

"You don't have to go to class, do you? Feed? Feed? ”

I wiped my hands dry and picked up the phone to see that the guy had already hung up.

After a while, I was dressing Ling Xiaoman on the bed, and my brother's phone came again: "Sister, I'm starting to feel a little sympathetic to my brother-in-law, what a good man, why was you picked up a big bargain?" ”

"Tang Yu, there are so many things to do early in the morning, go to your class!"

"Sister, sister, you ...... later"

"What?" I was so excited by his mouth and sister that I guessed that after so many years, he didn't call my sister as many times as yesterday and today.

"Sister, you really helped me find out the ghost, it's really a female ghost, I want to fulfill my promise yesterday, from now on, my name will be Tang Fifteen, and I will change my ID card tomorrow."

Me: "......"

"Sister, I'll hang up first, don't tell your mother about this, and when I change my ID card, you can tell her."

"I'll ...... What a name change! Tang Yu, Tang Yu? ”

"Doodoo ......"

The phone hung up.

Ling Xiaoman touched my face: "Mom, is it my uncle?" I nodded, and Ling Xiaoman continued, "Brother Tomb said that girls can't be so fierce to men, otherwise no one will dare to marry." ”

I pinched his little face and flicked, "Dad has married Mom, you know?" Mom is not afraid. ”

"But you haven't had a wedding yet, and your mother hasn't been wearing a beautiful white wedding dress."

"Your dad and I are different from others, we have a wedding on the moon, and when you grow up, your mother will take you to the moon to see our old house, okay?"

"Mom, you have to take a spaceship to the moon, don't lie to me, our family is so poor, how can we afford to buy a spaceship?"

I was full of black lines, and seeing that he was so serious, I couldn't help but smack him: "Little guy, who told you that our family is poor?" Mom told you, your dad is worth it, you can sell it...... Forehead...... Xiaoman, what do you think is the largest number in the world? ”

Ling Xiaoman said: "Uncle Tomb said that it is 10,000. ”

I smiled: "Then your dad is worth 10,000, understand?" Very valuable. ”

Ling Xiaoman looked at me in surprise: "Mom, do you want to sell Dad?" I was just about to explain, when Ling Xiaoman suddenly clapped his little hands, "Okay...... Sell my father for 10,000 yuan, I will marry Uncle Tomb home, and then Dad will run back from others, do I earn 10,000 yuan, and I also earn an Uncle Tomb? The corners of my mouth began to twitch, and Ling Xiaoman kissed me on the face, "Mom, isn't Xiaoman very smart?" ”

"Uh...... Clever, huh. ”

This matter is making a big fuss, I have to tell Lingzheng quickly, our Xiaoman really has a crush on King Ling's tomb.

Not really! The generational difference is too great!

I carried Ling Xiaoman to the small stool, put on his shoes, my brother's phone came again, as soon as I connected, his words shot out like a cannonball, to the effect that he had called Lingzheng, Lingzheng told him, the female ghost who pressed him every night was not me, it was his ex-girlfriend, after they broke up, she accidentally fell into the river and drowned...... Speaking of this, he was about to cry: "Sister, you must help me, we broke up peacefully, and her death has nothing to do with me, but now that she is a ghost, she comes back to me, and I can't bear to ask you to beat her to pieces, so you can help me send her to the underworld to reincarnate, okay?" ”

My younger brother was born and raised in Shanghai, so he didn't know anything about the outside world, and his family rarely talked about it in front of him.

I told him not to disturb Lingzheng all the time, Lingzheng is very busy, and if there is anything in the future, tell me directly, if you need to communicate with any ghost, I can also help him, after all, this is the strength of the Yin Walking Girl. But after my brother got up, he despised me and said, "Sister, it's boring to talk to you, I like to chat with my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law has too much knowledge, I want to be like my brother-in-law in the future, to be a heavenly master who exorcises ghosts and avoids evil spirits." ”

Celestial Master?

It's okay for someone to be a city god.

I smiled: "Tang Yu, I ......"

"Sister, my name is Tang Fifteen now, please call me Tang Fifteen."

“…… Tang Fifteen! My mother told you, don't blow about me and your brother-in-law with your classmates, you know? Otherwise, there are you who look good. ”

"Cut, what do you have to brag about, if I want to blow it, I will only blow my brother-in-law. Sister, go and help me find my brother-in-law and ask, how to solve the female ghost? I want to send her away, and can I see her again before I send her away? ”

I laughed: "Didn't you praise your sister and wife?" Why are you begging me to beg him? ”

He was a little embarrassed: "My brother-in-law is a master, and everyone has his own rules and tempers, I don't understand this, hey, sister, can you help me?" ”

"Help, help, I'm afraid of you."

After hanging up the phone, I hugged Ling Xiaoman to find Lingzheng. The three of us used to sleep in the same bed, but every day when I woke up, Lingzheng had already gotten up, it was really early. I asked Lingzheng why he got up so early, and Lingzheng replied to me that when people are old, they have less sleep...... All right! He is very "old", older than his grandmother.

We came to the courtyard, and the spirit was sitting at the table, flipping through a very thick book in his hand. I explained my intention, and Ling was closing the book, and I saw that the word 'Book of Destiny' was written on the cover of the book in seal script. Lingzheng went back to the back room to get the incense, and then went back to the courtyard, and then burned the five sticks of incense together, and then used a red rope to wrap the incense around the end of the incense a few times, and then took the other end of the red rope to his index finger.

Such a method is a Taoist soul-attracting technique, which, together with some mantras, can summon the souls of deceased relatives. I'm sorry I don't use soul-inducing magic if you want to ask me for help, but I can attach the spirits of your deceased relatives directly to myself. It is possible to have short conversations.

"Sister, I'm here......"

Lingzheng's soul attraction technique hadn't worked yet, and I suddenly heard Tang Yu's voice. I raised my head and looked, in the gap of the closed courtyard door, Tang Yu's strange and familiar face flashed, I put Ling Xiaoman on the ground, Ling Xiaoman shouted "uncle" while running towards the courtyard gate, I walked faster than Ling Xiaoman, took the first step to the courtyard gate, opened the door, Tang Yu stood outside the courtyard and looked at me, smiling like the morning sun.

"Sister, I'm coming to see you."

He gave me a big hug, which I was a little embarrassed at first, but quickly got used to it.

This is my own brother, the younger brother of the same mother.

"When did you come? Why don't you say it in advance? Didn't have breakfast? Your brother-in-law has cooked porridge, do you want to drink some of it? I looked at Lingzheng, and my mouth unconsciously became nagging. Lingzheng is the first to get up every morning, will make breakfast, and then wait for me and Ling Xiaoman to get up.

Tang Yu turned to one side, and I saw a boy following him behind him.

"Sister, he's my classmate, let's see what the real Heavenly Master looks like, I've only seen it in the video." Tang Yu walked to the courtyard with a familiar car and came to Lingzheng, "You are your brother-in-law, right?" Hello brother-in-law! Tang Yu bent ninety degrees to Lingzheng, bowed deeply, then tilted his head, gave his classmate a beating, and said angrily, "Hurry up, call brother-in-law!" That classmate also followed my brother's example and gave Ling Zheng a super "big gift".

I was laughing and crying at their actions.

Ling Zheng nodded lightly and said slowly, "Get up." ”

"Thank you, brother-in-law."

"Thank you, brother-in-law."

Tang Yu and his classmates said in unison.

Ling Zheng took off the red rope wrapped around his hand, Tang Yu noticed the red rope, and his eyes shone with golden light, "Brother-in-law, are you casting a spell?" Are you recruiting a female ghost for me? Ling Zheng nodded, and Tang Yu said to his classmate, "Look, I didn't lie to you, my brother-in-law is really a heavenly master." Celestial Master, do you know what level of Celestial Master is? Generally speaking, there are warlocks, and Taoist priests, and then earth masters, spirit masters, and the highest is the heavenly master, and my sister is the highest level. ”

His classmate sighed: "Wow, that's amazing." ”

"That's ...... You see that my sister is so beautiful, how can she not find a Heavenly Master level? Tang Yu raised his eyebrows at me, "Sister, you said yes." ”

I couldn't help but laugh: "Yes, yes, you're right." ”

In fact, what Tang Yu said about the Heavenly Master level level is not like that at all.

He pouted: "Sister, you are so thick-skinned, I praise you, you are so modest." ”

Me: "......"

He said to Lingzheng again: "Brother-in-law, you said yes, right? ”

Lingzheng snorted.

I said angrily: "Tang Yu, you are my own brother, you are the brother of King Ling's tomb, right?" ”

Tang Yu's eyes narrowed slightly: "King Ling's tomb? Oh...... Uncle Tomb, I know him, Xiao Man talks about him every day, ah no, he is Xiao Man's uncle, that is my brother, then I will call him Brother Tomb in the future. He's also a Heavenly Master, right? He must be a very funny guy, right? If you have the opportunity, you must see and learn. ”

I said in my heart that the tomb of King Ling is fun, and it can play people to death!

Tang Yu looked at me and said, "By the way, sister, let me emphasize to you again, my name is Tang Fifteen now, remember?" ”

"You'd better change your name to Tang Two Hundred Five! Hum! ”

Ling Xiaoman took my hand: "Mom, Uncle Tomb said that girls can't be angry all the time, they will grow old quickly." What if mom is old and dad is abducted by the bewitching slut outside? ”

Goblin...... Glamorous slut?

I was stunned: "This is also what King Ling's tomb taught you?" ”

Ling Xiaoman blinked his cute big eyes: "That's right, Uncle Tomb taught me everything, and others are fine." ”

Tang Yu hugged Ling Xiaoman: "Good Xiaoman, talk to your uncle, what kind of good method is that tomb brother?" Is he called an apprentice? Do you think it's difficult for your uncle to learn occult arts, become a heavenly master or something? ”

Ling Xiaoman thought about it seriously for a while, and replied: "Xiaoman thinks it's not difficult, my uncle is so handsome, and he also bought me lollipops to eat, my uncle is a very powerful big man." ”

"Haha...... Uncle likes Xiaoman's way of telling the truth. ”