Overnight, Chen Nan woke up...

The moment he opened his eyes, it was neither the ceiling nor the walls...

But... I'm talking to my two cats...

Dango and Pudding looked at each other affectionately.

"Meow~, Pudding, I'll love you well, Meow~"

"Regiment... Brother Tuanzi, meow~" (shy)

"......" Chen Nan has a complicated heart.

"Why the can I understand cat language (complicated)" Chen Nan's heart was like ashes.

Even cats can feed themselves dog food......

"Xiu'en loves to die fast..."Chen Nan said indignantly in his heart.

However, Tuanzi and Pudding looked at each other, but they never noticed Chen Nan, who had woken up.

"Pudding~, Meow~"

"Brother Dango~, Meow~"

I saw the faces of the dumplings and the pudding gradually getting closer...

Getting closer

It's closer

I'm going to kiss it!

"Hi Xiu Nima Coins!!" A loud roar.

"Meow!!" Pudding was startled, and a jump dodged, and she shivered in the corner.

"Meow?" Tuanzi turned his head and looked at Chen Nan, who was gloating.

"Poofhahahaha." Chen Nan was happy, and it was really fast to disturb the good things of the dumplings.

Well, but then again, don't cats know how to kiss too?

"......" dumplings are stuffed.

"Childish, meow~"

The dumplings glanced at Chen Nan, then jumped down and went to find the pudding.

“？？？” Chen Nan pointed at himself, his expression confused.

Am I naïve?

This dead fat cat actually called me naïve?

Holy shit!

The hooves are fat, floating this, it will be the horror of not knowing my Chen Nan Great Demon King!!

……

Time passed day by day, and Chen Nan, who stayed at home for a day, was like a salted fish.

Live broadcast? Die, salted fish don't need to be live...

Finally the weekend, which is also the day when the second weekly match begins, there is no match for Chen Nan today, because the first round of the promotion has not yet been played.

But Chen Nan, who had been salting fish, was bored, so he decided to come to a wave of micro-service for a private visit.

On this day, Chen Nan came to the door of the interstellar Internet café.

……

"Won't let me in?" Chen Nan's stunned horse...

The security guard of the interstellar Internet café guarded the door and did not let unrelated people enter, so Chen Nan showed his player card.

The security uncle picked it up and looked at it, threw it to Chen Nan and said coldly: "You are the player ID card of the last game, and you still can't enter." ”

"Damn... No... I'm Chen Nan... Accommodating. Chen Nan whispered in the ear of the security guard.

Today, Chen Nan wore sunglasses and a mask, directly covering his face.

Chen Nan was terrible to be recognized by others...... If someone suddenly shouts: Chen Da slut!

Shivering!

The security uncle frowned and said, "If you are my father, I won't let you in, what are you doing, hurry up..."

“？？？” Chen Nan was stunned and said, "It's not... You don't know me? ”

Chen Nan thinks that he is also an Internet celebrity... It's often on the hot search, but you don't know me.

"Why do I know you?" The security guard said coldly.

"Uh..." Chen Nan was embarrassed, but after thinking about it, he said, "Okay, if you don't know me, forget it... So what... Can't you really let me in? ”

"I can't." Uncle Security said seriously.

"Uh... Big brother security, you can't... Is it accommodating? Chen Nan asked tentatively.

At this time, the corner of the security uncle's mouth hooked up a smile and said, "Hey, call the security brother." ”

"Damn, you're almost old enough to be my father!" Chen Nan was shocked.

Why do you want me to call you brother?

？？？

Wait a minute... He can't fucking have a problem with his sexual orientation... I'm Nima...

"Then you just stay outside." The security uncle looked proud.

“？？？” Chen Nan was stunned.

This is... Want me to bribe him??

it... This security guard is shameless.

"How can I sell my personality?" Chen Nan's face was indignant.

No, absolutely not!

Don't succeed!

"Brother Security Guard~" Chen Nan smiled.

？？？

What about your conscience?

Chen Nan: Eaten by the author!

"Oh, that's good, but I still won't let you in, so I'll ask you if you're angry, hehe." The security guard's face is obscene (funny).

“？？？” Chen Nan's expression was like that of the stunned Curator Jin, which was simply a walking confession.

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"You're kidding me." Chen Nan looked confused.

"I didn't tease you, haha, I asked you if you were angry!" The security uncle looked stunned.

“？？？” Chen Nan.

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"Hey, so don't think about it for the rest of your life, just ask you if you're angry, hehehe."

The security guard's laughter was just a bit of a bargain......

Chen Nan stood in place, and his whole body was petrified.

"You're really cheap..."The corners of Chen Nan's mouth twitched.

"Prizes, prizes!" The security guard said.

“？？？” Chen Nan.

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"You and Xiao Yifan are relatives, right... ..."Chen Nan's head was full of black lines.

You've met your opponent!

There will be people who are even cheaper than me!

What's wrong with the world!!

Is the world dirty again?

Is it moral degradation or a distortion of human nature?

Well?

"Wait... Why do I think I'm the cheapest??? Chen Nan thought.

"Damn... What the do I think about all day. Chen Nan patted his head.

The Dao heart is unstable!

All right

Helpless

Chen Nan could only leave, he wanted to go to the scene to have fun, but he met this stinky and shameless security guard.

Chen Nan thinks that if Xiao Yifan is here, it is estimated that the two will be very close!

When Chen Nan left, the security guard still looked obscene, and of course Chen Nan was also deeply impressed.

Just ask you if you're angry...

And then

Chen Nan was bored, so he planned to find an Internet café to play games, so he went to a nearby Internet café.

When he walked to the door, there was a sign standing there, and when he read the words on the door...

“？？？” Chen Nan.

Curator Jin .jpg in a daze

I saw that the sign read: "Chen Da slut and dogs are not allowed to enter!"

"What did I do?" Chen Nan pointed to himself and said.

I don't think I'm doing anything!

Why is it wanted by all Internet cafes?

For this

Chen Nan wore his sunglasses and a mask to the cashier of the Internet café...

"Eh, young lady, what does that sign at the door mean?" Chen Nan asked, under the sunglasses, all his obscenities were covered.

The cashier lady raised her head and said, "Oh, that, the minors who usually come here to surf the Internet raised flags in protest, and then... There you have this brand. ”

"Raise the flag in protest??" Chen Nan didn't understand what this meant.

"Oops, I don't know what's going on, it seems that our boss was bribed or how to recruit him, but it seems that they are very afraid of Chen Da Slut, otherwise they wouldn't target him! Chen Da slut and dogs are not allowed to enter, you see, this has become a highlight of our Internet café! The cashier lady said as she drew her dress.

"What the hell?" Chen Nan was stunned.

Underage League??

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(End of chapter)