When I saw this message, I actually felt like this:

It's about me, the old paper didn't say that I was the number one tattoo artist in Black Rock City, who loves this name and who wants to go? Even if you are going, it will not affect the turnover of the old paper, that's right, the turnover of the old paper is the lowest in the whole Black Rock City!!

So!

Is it a big deal to argue with me about this?

My tattoo parlor is located in the most deserted old street of the old city in Black Rock City, not the most prosperous area, except for some people with special requirements or relatively high standards who will come to me for tattoos.

In normal times, ordinary passers-by will not strayed into my shop to ask for a tattoo!

So, the tattoo artists who have opened their shops in the most prosperous areas of the city are doing more than 10 times better business than me!

To say that I am the number one tattoo artist in Black Rock City is just that my tattoo drawings are extremely exquisite, and they are far beyond the reach of my peers.

That's it.

Anyway, the turnover is still the lowest in the whole bank~~

So, there's no point in challenging me, and it won't affect my income.

Alas......

I read this message from a group member, hesitated, and finally decided to ignore this mentally retarded message.

It is also reincarnation, why can some be reincarnated as a human and some as a pig?

If you can be reincarnated as a human being, it is because you have accumulated a certain amount of merit in your previous life before you can be reincarnated as a human being.

And those who are reincarnated as pigs, naturally, because of the loss of virtue in the previous life, will be sentenced by the king of Hades to be reincarnated as a pig in the next life and be eaten by 10,000 people.

As for tattooing pigs......

Alas, it's impossible to say whether it's right or wrong, even if it's wrong, the person who tattoos the pig is just damaging his own yin virtue, and even if there is retribution, it is to settle accounts in front of the judge of Hades after death, "retribution in the present world"...... There shouldn't be, after all, pigs were born to atone for their sins in this life.

Therefore, I didn't leave any warning for the mentally retarded, after all, a pig costs 1,000 yuan, blocking people's money like killing parents, forget it.

*

Three days later......

I was flirting with girls on the Internet, and suddenly a message popped up for me, and as soon as this message popped out, it was a snow-white fat ass!

There is also a curly pig tail on the buttocks.

"Poof!" Almost squirted a mouthful of water on a computer screen!

Who is it!

Something to do and play a pig's ass for me??

I couldn't help but look at it, and found that it was the group manager in the tattoo group who was sending a group @, blowing up a diving party like me.

[Group Management Xiao Ai]: @全体成员, Dai Yang Yufan clockwork message - Brother Zhu Pig Farm recruits tattoo artists, a tattoo of 1,000 yuan, tattoo pigs, after the fact, will select 10 pigs with the most exquisite tattoos and send them to the museum for art exhibitions. If you want to become famous in one fell swoop, please chat privately @genius tattoo artist Xiaoyang, don't miss it when you pass by.

I'm embarrassed!

Is this still "widely recruited"?

It seems that there are too many pigs in that brother's pig farm, and only one tattoo artist can't handle it.

The group also posted news, this news I have seen before, the report is the pig tattoo that the Belgian artist Wimdvoy exhibited in Shanghai before, it seems that this "way of fame" stimulated the tattoo artist "Xiaoyang".

This time, it was one stone that stirred up a thousand waves, and this report made the peers in the group excited, and they talked about the topic of "pig tattoo" again.

And I'm not interested in this kind of thing, only in the white pig butt.

I want to see the tattoo that Xiaoyang made for the pig.

So I looked very carefully, and when I was sure that this child's skills were far inferior to mine, I was relieved~~

I am also the tattoo artist with the most exquisite workmanship and the lowest turnover in Black Rock City~!

The status is unshakable, praise.

Just as I was about to leave the group chat box with confidence, a message popped up.

[Genius tattoo artist Xiaoyang]: @万年潜水党吴深, dare you come.

I'm embarrassed!

It's my business, don't just Aite me at every turn, okay?

Forget it, ignore it.

Although not replying looks cowardly.

But I don't really value the face.

I shook my head, sighed, and prepared to quit......

[Lao Zhao]: Xiaoyang, last time Wu Shen was bubbling, he said that it was best not to take this kind of tattoo, otherwise something ominous would happen!! (Frightened face)

[Genius Tattoo Artist Xiaoyang]: No kidding, it's impossible.

[Lao Zhao]: Possibly. Xiaoyang, your newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, maybe you don't know it yet, Wu Shen is a bit evil! Let's get tattoos for people, the worst time is skin infection, but I heard that some people who let Wu Shen get tattoos ...... He's dead!!!

[Genius Tattoo Artist Xiaoyang]: -_-||

[Lao Zhao]: Don't believe me?

[Genius Tattoo Artist Xiaoyang]: When someone else dies, what does it have to do with tattoos?

[Lao Zhao]: I don't know if it has anything to do with it, anyway, it's quite evil, anyway, I don't take this order, everyone had better not take the order, safety first.

[Genius Tattoo Artist Xiaoyang]: Lao Zhao! Don't talk nonsense! If it had been a serious matter, I would have had an accident a long time ago! But now I'm fine, aren't I? And I'm also kind enough to help you introduce business, I've tried it myself, and it's safe to tattoo pigs. They gave the pigs an anesthetic, so they didn't have to worry about the pigs moving and biting when they got tattoos. What a good thing, and you can still make money, if you don't do it, you can still be famous!

[Lao Zhao]: Anyway, I don't do it, I'm about to retire, and I don't want to cause trouble.

……

Alas!

The baby is a passerby, so I'd better go online to chat about the little sister I just picked up.

But I didn't expect it to be, that tattoo artist Xiaoyang was really crazy, desperately sending me Aite in the group, no one Aite, just Aite and I will write a war letter.

Laughing, may I ask who gave me the title of the number one tattoo artist in Black Rock City?

This is not the same name, and I haven't seen much profit for me, and there are still so few people who walk into my store to ask for tattoos~!

Forget it.

I clicked X and quit the group.

Let your Aite air go.

*

Life goes on.

A month later, someone sent me a text message.

There are a lot of pictures on the text messages.

It's all white pig butts~!

Even if you have a tattoo, it's still a white pig's butt!

It was a text message from an unknown number, but I knew with my toes who had sent me the message.

It seems that the tattoo artist Xiaoyang has found a like-minded companion and completed the masterpiece of this hundred pigs together, and on the day of completion, this kid couldn't help but send me a naked show off.

Alas, alas......

Men, they all have ambition in their hearts, and they can't make a sound when they are provoked, it's not called invisible pretending, it's called coercion!!

So, I didn't call back, and I didn't reply to the tattoo artist, I just went to the Internet to find a picture, sent him it, and then blocked his number, lest this guy always come to harass me, I only like to be harassed by beautiful women, and men forget it.

The picture is the authentic work of the first artist to tattoo a pig, that is, the Belgian artist Wimdevoy.

If he had been that genius, he would have understood what I meant when he saw Wimdvoy's tattoo - your artistic value is not as good as that of a real artist, but just an imitation of the East.

Pull ~ black ~

I don't like to argue with people about this little thing, and I feel like I'm very small.

Soon, it didn't take long for the local media to report on the tattooed pigs.

The more attention it attracted, the more comments became, and sure enough, many commented that the tattoos were not very good, far less artistic than the artistic value of Wimdvoy, who was the first to make a pig tattoo, and even an application to the local museum for a display was not approved.

Sure enough!

My vision is still quasi-drop, and the public's eyes are snow bright drops~!

Later, when he heard that the farce of the pigs could only end miserably, the owner of the pig farm could not keep the pigs for too long, so he sent the pigs to the pig farm, but he was still reluctant to keep the pig skins, so he kept them and sold them on the market.

But sales don't seem to be good, after all, not everyone likes to collect pigskins.

The news quickly faded away, and I gradually forgot about it.

Three months later, a nervous man knocked on my door......