The hero and heroine of the half-wall picture (Ning Rongzuo × Jianghuai) make a cameo appearance, because it is an extra, the future scenes will be modern, and the timeline of this article is based on Cheng Piao's five years old.

The reason why I chose the Glory of Kings is because I have never played Tencent mobile games, I am only a little familiar with this thunderous game, and I don't know anything about the rest of the chicken...

(I humbly consulted my cousin, but I was disgusted enough...) Because he can't be beaten anymore, there is no force to suppress it, so, if there is something written wrong, it will be seen)

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At the request of Shen Lu, Cheng Yan and the others finally decided to take Cheng Lan to play a popular mobile game, which was on the verge of derailment and the same age, and forcibly pulled him, an old cadre.

Here's the full content of today's update (broadcast cavity)

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Cheng Dai: Brother Yizhi opens/room.

[The man's usual cold and handsome voice came from the phone]

Ning Rongzuo: Okay, wait for me to drink saliva.

Cheng Lan (doubtful): Open/room? Do you want to go out? What to do with that money, then come to my house, just to show you the new decoration of my house.

[Everyone fell into an awkward silence]

Cheng Yuan: This slut.

Ning Rongzuo (helpless): Qiubai...... It's to create a room, not to go out and open ... Open/room.

Cheng Lan: Oh.

Jiang Xiaowangye: Why don't I suddenly want to play, Qiubai, you can't do it.

Cheng Qi: Don't ink.

Jiang Xiaowang (excited): Grandma! Is that you! Are you talking!

Cheng Yan (indifferent): Don't call for change, I've already got my phone back.

Jiang Xiaowang Ye (even more excited): Grandma Xiu!! Grandma !!

Cheng Yan (angry): Jiang Qing, don't daydream! You don't want to talk to her!

[Everyone fell into a speechless silence again]

Cheng Yuan: The three of you are really annoying.

Cheng Yan: Shut up, you are strict with your wife.

Shen Lu: By the way, what about Azhu?

Cheng Yuan: I'm still sleeping.

Shen Lu: ......

Cheng Dai: Brother Zong Yu, where is my sister?

Cheng Yan: I made an appointment with Sister Jun Xing to go shopping together, and I just went out.

Ning Rongzuo (stunned): When?

[A few seconds later, the voice of the man calling for his daughter-in-law was heard all over the room]

Cheng Yan (on fire): Brother Yizhi, don't you know that Sister Jun Xing is going out today!

Jiang Xiaowangye: It seems that he doesn't even know when Sister Jun Xing went out.

Ning Rongzuo (a serious book): That, let's hurry up, I'm afraid I don't have much time left, it's a handful to play more, give me a quick choice.

[Everyone carefully chooses heroes]

Cheng Lan: Then what should I choose?

Cheng Yan: Which one of the phases should be chosen?

Cheng Lan: Okay.

[Cheng Lan's crazy selection]

[After a while]

Ning Rongzuo (embarrassed): Qiubai, you chose Angela.

Cheng Lan (innocent): Because the time has come.

[The crowd continues to be speechless]

Cheng Dai (cold): Brother, a girl's heart can't be hidden.

[Welcome to the glory of kings, the whole army attacks! ] 】

Cheng Lan (changing the subject): It's started! Oops! Where are you all going?

[Everyone abandons the man in the city and wants to end the game quickly]

Ning Rongzuo: Taiheng, you and I pushed home in one go, and Zong Yu guarded both sides.

Cheng Dai: Okay.

Cheng Yan: Okay.

Jiang Xiaowangye: What about me?

Ning Rongzuo: Be optimistic about Qiubai, don't let him become the other party's blood, even if you make a first-class meritorious service.

Jiang Xiaowang (grievance): Okay.

Cheng Lan (looking left and right): Then I'll go to the road below to have a look.

Jiang Xiaowangye: Wait a minute, I'll go pee.

Cheng Yan (mocking without hesitation): There is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey.

Jiang Xiaowangye: Fuck your uncle!

【First blood！ 】

Cheng Yan (surprised): What's the situation! Bloodied by the other party!

Cheng Lan (confused): Huh? Why is my screen grayed out and I'm dead?

Ning Rongzuo: You ...... For the sake of A-Yao's face, forget it.

Cheng Lan (unwilling): Taiheng! Why are you cumming me!

Cheng Dai (cold): Brother, that's the other party's Houyi, are you color blind?

Cheng Lan: The other party Houyi?

Cheng Dai (taking a deep breath and on the verge of collapse): ...... Be.

Cheng Lan (at a loss): I'm about to come back to life... Tell me how to divide the enemy from me.

Ning Rongzuo: Look...

Cheng Lan (excited): I'm alive again!

Ning Rongzuo: Forget it.

[Everyone is speechless]

Cheng Lan: I'm resurrected again! Ay? What about me? Why is the other party's Hou Yi gone! Oops! Is there something wrong with the phone?

[No one paid any attention]

Cheng Lan: He's gone! THERE's A BUG...... Why don't you speak? Is there something wrong with the speaker too? Yao, borrow your phone from me...

Cheng Yan (helpless): Qiubai, he is in the grass, waiting for him to go out.

Cheng Dai (put down the phone): I don't play anymore.

[In the help of everyone, Cheng Dai reluctantly stayed and continued]

Cheng Dai: Then hurry up and push the tower.

Jiang Xiaowangye: I'm back!

Cheng Yan: Have you washed your hands?

Jiang Xiaowang Ye (silence for a few seconds): Wait for me a little longer.

Cheng Dai (domineering): Don't go, push the tower quickly, I don't want to play with my eldest brother.

Cheng Lan (stunned): Huh?

[Footsteps can be heard in the voice]

Shen Lu (shouting): Taiheng! Don't do this to your big brother!

Cheng Dai (Nengben Nengshen): Sister-in-law, I was wrong.

[Call Luo Yu who watched the drama]

Cheng Dai: Everyone, my name is Jinshu for me.

Luo Yu (flustered): I won't.

Cheng Dai (thought about it): I'll teach you.

Cheng Lan (anxious): Taiheng, you also teach the eldest brother.

Cheng Dai: Big brother, will you warm me at night?

Cheng Lan (swallowing saliva): It's better for me to understand it myself, I understand it myself, stinky boy.

[Everyone saw Cheng Dai's Hou Yi constantly teasing the wild monsters, knowing that the little couple was tired and crooked]

Ning Rongzuo: Taiheng is too useless, Zongyu, you push with me, hurry up.

Cheng Yan: Brother Yizhi, why are you in a hurry?

Ning Rongzuo: Your sister Jun Xing sent me a WeChat message, saying that the store was not open, and she and Grandma bought pizza and were walking back, and it is estimated that there will be ten minutes to get home.

[So, everyone sweated for Ning Rongzuo]

Cheng Yan: That's going to have to hurry, by the way, Brother Yizhi, help me tell Grandma Axiu, and say that I will bring two more glasses of Coke, I am also a little hungry.

【Sound of opening the door】

Cheng Qi (voice is far away): If you want to eat and be lazy, you should starve to death.

Jiang Xiaowang Ye (blue light in his eyes): Grandma Xiu!! Grandma !!

Cheng Yan: Huh? Didn't you say there were ten minutes left? Why did you come back so soon?

Cheng Qi: Sister Jun Xing's new shoes are a bit grinding, so I stepped on the accelerator all the way, and we hurried back, if you are hungry, eat this pizza quickly, give me my mobile phone.

Cheng Yan (happiness): It's still my daughter-in-law who is the best.

Jiang Xiaowang (playing chicken blood): Grandma Xiu! Grandma!

Cheng Qi (pretending not to hear, a little embarrassed): Big brother, Angela you chose.

Cheng Lan: Hmm.

Cheng Qi (embarrassed): Angela will be Angela, but this is seven to twenty-six... What is the situation?

Cheng Lan (calmly): This is the result of your eldest brother and my unremitting charge.

Ning Rongzuo: It's the first time I've seen Angela being abused by others in the grass.

[The sound of the door opening is heard in the voice]

Cheng Qi: It's broken! It must be Sister Junxing!

[Smack-]

Luo Yu: This... It is estimated that Brother Yizhi's mobile phone has dropped, and Sister Jun Xing's power is indeed great.

[Ning Rongzuo's desperately flattering voice came from the voice, and everyone was amazed-]

Ning Rongzuo: Comrades, I can't continue to charge, come on, I'll withdraw first.

Cheng Qi: Silently give you some wax.

【An enemy has been slained！ 】

【Double kill！ 】

【triple kill！ 】

【Quadra kill！ 】

Cheng Dai (rare excitement): Hurry up, hurry up! Hurry up with the brocade book! And what about it! There's that!

【Penta kill！ 】

Cheng Qi (stunned): Damn, five kills! I haven't killed five times in half a year!

Cheng Dai (unprecedented joy): How is it! My brocade book is amazing! The first time I played, I came with a five-kill! It's much more broken than the big brother!

[The voice transmits the enemy's disdain]

Enemy Houyi: Isn't there a little girlfriend, what nonsense, I see, that brocade book is a stupid ×.

Luo Yu (innocent): Why are you scolding me?

[Sudden noise in voice]

Shen Lu, Cheng Dai, Cheng Qi, Cheng Yan, Cheng Yuan: What the are you talking about! You have to say it again! I fuck @#¥%...... &%￥##%……%￥##￥%%￥￥…… Damn it!

Enemy Hou Yi (cramped): I ......

Shen Lu, Cheng Dai, Cheng Qi, Cheng Yan, Cheng Yuan: I %¥#¥*&... ￥#￥&#@#@*&%%￥%#……%#*&……

Enemy Hou Yi (dizzy): You ...... Outnumbered... Too much deception...

Cheng Lan (earnest): I said the three of you, pay attention to quality.

Enemy Hou Yi (relieved): You see how polite this is, and I have said to pay attention to quality.

Cheng Lan (gentle): That, I'm sorry to ask, can I give you a mother?

Enemy Houyi (petrified): Neurotic! Your family is all insane! God game matches into a family of neurotics!

Ning Rongzuo (cold): Who the are you talking about?

Cheng Qi: Hey! Brother Yizhi, you're back again, what's going on with Sister Jun Xing?

Ning Rongzuo (whispering): I'm still angry.

Cheng Qi: Then you still come back to play games, don't hurry up and coax people, don't die.

Shen Lu: Sure enough, the men you asked were all big pigs' trotters, and they were all braised with braised pigs.

Ning Rongzuo (quieter): The wound was covered with a band-aid, and I was sitting there eating pizza, and when this game was over, I would go over and coax it, and now I was angry, I could only add fuel to the fire in the past, that was not called coaxing, it was called self-defeat.

[A distant voice comes from the voice]

Jiang Huai: I don't need you to coax me, if you sleep on the sofa tonight, my anger will naturally disappear.

Ning Rongzuo (five thunders): Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law!! Daughter-in-law, I was wrong!!

[Smack-]

[There is no movement on Ning Rong's left]

Luo Yu: It seems that the phone has fallen to the ground again.

Jiang Xiaowangye (serious): It seems that going to bed is more important than games.

Luo Yu: You......

Jiang Xiaowangye (spread hands): I said go to bed, don't be such an old driver, okay?

Cheng Dai (indifferent): Jiang Qing, please consider the words before the brocade writes.

Jiang Xiaowang (well-behaved): Okay.

[Current Situation, 11 VS 36]

[Cheng Dai initiates surrender]

Shen Lu: Taiheng, have fun with your eldest brother, surrender blindly, if you do this again, you won't give you good food next time.

Cheng Dai: I can't take it.

Cheng Lan (aggrieved): Forget it, don't blame Taiheng, I don't understand it, I can't live up to you, it seems that I am not suitable for this kind of young people's game, it's okay to play Angry Birds.

Shen Lu (pity): Okay, okay, I don't like this kind of wasted youth.

【Sweat of the Crowd】

Cheng Lan: What do you like?

Shen Lu: I like you.

Cheng Qi, Cheng Yan, Cheng Dai, Jiang Xiaowangye, Cheng Yuan: Damn! It turned out that I came to show affection!

Shen Lu (deaf to a deaf ear): Don't be sad Qiubai, they don't take you to play, I'll compensate you.

Cheng Lan: How do you make up for it...... Well! Other...... Bela...... Don't untie it...... Take your hands away...... They're all over there...... Uh-huh...... I'll be angry if you make trouble again...... Aha...... Your hands are too cold...... A-Yao, stop me...... I ...... back I'll go back first......

[Cheng Qi and Luo Yu walked away silently]

Cheng Lan: A-Yao...... Not...... Slow down...... Uh-huh...... It's crazy...... You Zhi is still doing his homework in the study...... Go back upstairs aha...... Go back upstairs and talk about it......

Cheng Dai (indifferent): Big brother, your voice is still on, pay attention to the influence, this blue sky and white day, you two are really thick-skinned.

Cheng Lan (struggling): That me...... Me and your sister-in-law...... Something...... A desperate situation...... Let's ...... first Let's not play it yet......

Cheng Yan (unbearable): Let's go!

Cheng Lan (breath disorder, shouting): Swim! Come over and help Daddy play the game!

Cheng Piao (through a door, very quiet): I'm doing my homework!

Cheng Lan (100,000 urgent): I'll write it later! Come on!

[The sound of stumbling upstairs]

[Then the door opens]

Cheng Piao (a serious milk voice): Uncle, aunt, aunt, little prince, hello, I'm Cheng Youzhi, my father asked me to help him play a game, so we have to hurry up, I still have an essay to finish, and I have to go out on a date in a while.

Cheng Qi (stunned): Date!

Cheng Piao (continue to remain indifferent): Yes, the class flowers in our class asked me to go to the park, saying that their puppy had a baby and could give me one.

Luo Yu (excited): Can you ask for another one? I want it too!

Cheng Dai: Huh?

Luo Yu (continues to be innocent): What's wrong? Can't you?

Cheng Dai: Yes.

Cheng Piao (Gao Leng Fan MAX): Okay, then I'll start.

Cheng Yan: You can play......

【Double kill！ 】

【triple kill！ 】

【Quadra kill！ 】

【Penta kill！ 】

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【Godlike！ 】

【Legendary！ 】

【Push Tower】

【Victory!】 】

Cheng Piao (calm): Uncle, aunt, aunt, little prince, the game is over, I'll go back to writing the essay first, auntie, when I ask for a dog, I will go to your house, goodbye, everyone.

【Back to the study】

[Brush off your clothes and go to hide your merit and fame]

Luo Yu: ...... Good.

Cheng Dai: Let's go, I'll take you shopping.

Luo Yu: What to buy?

Cheng Dai: Dog utensils.

Luo Yu: Great!

Cheng Qi: I'm bored, I'm going to take a shower.

Cheng Yan: I'm with you.

Jiang Xiaowang (confused): Are you all leaving? Don't play it anymore? If Brother Qiubai is not there, no one will hold back! Can't I not fight with you for heads? Is a single dog so pitiful! You're all coming out for me! Come out! Sing ~Mountain~Song~Hey~~~~

[Jiang Xiaowangye changed his WeChat signature - a lone wolf under the moon]

【END】

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