Xiaobei: "At that time, I was holding back my joy, and my throat was about to break." Then the group of intern doctors came over one by one and took small electric batons to shine at me, opening their mouths wide for each one, oh~~~, nodding constantly. ”

Big brother: "I didn't dare to be happy either, I was going to smoke it at that time." ”

Xiaobei: "I put my hands in my trouser pockets and kept plucking my leg hair to persevere." ”

The brothers laughed crazy when they heard this.

I asked, "How did you solve it?" ”

Xiaobei: "Don't mention it later, I'm really afraid of giving me an injection." ”

I said that the treatment of mental illness is an electric chair for all times, and the injection is cheap for you.

Xiaobei continued, and the old doctor carefully touched his pulse again, and said to the students:

"There are many forms of dissociative disorder caused by biological factors, and the most difficult to cure is that the patient has little or no response to external stimuli for a long time, which is called dissociative stupor."

I clutched my stomach and laughed: "Xiaobei has been smashed into a zombie this time." ”

The fourth brother rolled over on the top bunk: "I'll go, it's still stiff, if you can evolve into an electric stiff, you'll be a cow." ”

The eldest brother said: "I was also stunned at the time, thinking that this time it was too big, and I didn't know how to end it." I pretended to be very anxious and asked the doctor, how is that good? ”

As a famous doctor, the doctor was silent for a long time and gave the most mature treatment in the world:

"Let's go back and recuperate."

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

In the afternoon, a group of 6 of us came to Nanyin Temple.

We worshipped a circle of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, Xiaobei incense, and sincerely repented of our mistakes.

After leaving the temple, the second brother said:

"Let's go, let's go with rice!"

I said, "Second brother, we have the next trip." ”

So I continued to lead them around the back of the temple, where there was a residential area. Let me tell you, when I was in high school, I went there to tell fortunes, and the old woman there said that I could be a big cap when I grew up, and said that I was the reincarnation of the Eight Great Vajra in the sky, and that there would be great creation in this life, but it was accurate.

As we spoke, we came to the small courtyard, lined with shrubs and winding paths.

The third brother said, "When I went, I saw that this place was the place where the master practiced. ”

I said indifferently, "Yes." ”

After we went in to explain our intentions, the old lady who divined the fortune told everyone to stand in the courtyard and come in one by one to see.

After reading the hexagram.

Xiaobei: "The master helped me recite the scriptures, saying that I don't have any big deals." Fifth brother, I feel much more relaxed, this time it's proper. ”

Big brother: "What did you all say?" ”

The third brother was a little speechless, but he never held back his words: "It says that I am also the reincarnation of the Eight King Kongs......"

Xiaobei was happy: "Hahaha, say me too!" ”

Big brother: "Okay, now the Eight King Kongs have been assembled in our house." ”

Fourth brother: "His grandmother's, said I was careful........."

Third brother: "That's right, it is estimated that it is based on the proportion of your body, you are big, and your heart is small compared to your size, so your heart and eyes are small." ”

The fourth brother sneered: "Third brother, your IQ is invincible." Is that what you do with analysis? I'm big, my heart is big, my heart is big, my heart is big, so I'm not careful, don't you say! ”

The third brother's eyes were glazed, and it was estimated that his brain was running rapidly.

I grabbed the third brother's shoulder: "Third brother, sober and sober, sober and sober, don't think deeply about anything." ”

I'm afraid that the third brother is also stiff.

The eldest brother asked, "Zhengxin, what did you say?" ”

Second brother: "Say a fart, let's eat!" ”

That day we saw a restaurant next to the temple called "Zen Family Vegetarian". The brothers all agreed to come to the temple to worship, and it would be perfect if they had a vegetarian diet. And the decoration of this restaurant is chic, with red walls and green tiles, which is simple and refined.

After taking a seat, I saw that the menu was really out of the ordinary.

22 fresh ground and 18 dried tofu with sharp peppers......

The price in 04 was 6 pieces of fresh food and 5 pieces of dried tofu in the small restaurant next to the school.

Look down at the 32 meat section and 40 fat intestines.

Fat sausage......

"Waiter! Aren't your families vegetarians? How can there be fat intestines? ”

The waiter came like a breeze:

"Hello donor, the fat sausage and meat in our store are made of tofu, not meat rings."

Fourth brother: "Tofu is still so expensive, what's the meaning of that thing." ”

Waiter: "The donor doesn't know that although this vegetarian meat is made of tofu, it tastes exactly the same as real meat, which is a must." ”

I asked curiously, "Can the fat sausage made of tofu be exactly the same as the real fat sausage?" Impossible, right? ”

Waiter: "Yes, yes." It would be a pity if the donor didn't give it a try. ”

The menu was passed around in the hands of the brothers, and everyone said after seeing the price of the dishes:

"It's not interesting."

But young people always have a good face, and they are embarrassed to get up and leave when they have nails on their buttocks.

Everyone couldn't get out, and when they hesitated, the fourth brother broke the siege with one word:

"Let's have a fat sausage."

Waiter: "Okay, what else do you want?" ”

Fourth brother: "Let's have another three fresh, and then ...... Another sliced shiitake mushroom. ”

Then the fourth brother threw the menu to us: "You can order two more." ”

We looked at the price of vegetables compared to the cows, and we were really reluctant to start. I'm afraid that I will pay for the food, and I don't dare to squeak.

Xiao Bei's small eyes stared at the small eyes of the second brother who was one size younger than him, and the small eyes of the second brother stared at the small eyes of the eldest brother who was smaller than him.

Big brother and I stared wide-eyed.

I said, "Is there rice?" ”

Waiter: "6 large bowls?." ”

Me: "Okay, light meal." ”

In a moment, the slices of mushroom meat came up.

After a while, it was gone.

Fortunately, the mushrooms are slippery and difficult to clip, so everyone can get a chopstick. Don't say it, this meat slice is really fragrant and tender, and if you don't taste it, you really think it's real meat.

The second dish, the fat intestines, is fleeting.

It is worth mentioning that this fat sausage also lives up to expectations, the skin is crispy but does not lose its bite, and the fat inside is like lubricated fish oil.

Xiaobei half-lay on the table and said, "This can't be a real fat intestine, we won't be fooled." ”

The fourth brother said: "I don't like to eat it, the intestines on the outside can be eaten, it's tofu." ”

Second brother: "Waiter, serve rice." ”

Fourth brother: "It's not enough to eat, let's have another dish." ”

I said, "Let's have another dried tofu with sharp peppers and rice." ”

Big brother: "Let's have another dried tofu with sharp peppers, and we will eat." ”

Second brother: "Two more." ”

Third brother: "What are you doing here, you're almost done eating, just have one." ”

Second brother: "I can eat two by myself." ”

The fourth brother suddenly became energetic: "Second brother, what if you can't eat?" ”

Second brother: "If you can't eat, you can do what you say." ”

The fourth brother was thoughtful: "Ah." Second brother, you said you can eat a few plates at most. ”

Second brother: "I can eat ten, what's this thing, it's gone in a few bites." ”

The fourth brother nodded thoughtfully, but stopped talking.

That day, the bet didn't work out after all, and the fourth brother only tentatively challenged the second brother's second brother, but finally retreated because of the second brother's unfathomable amount of food. However, this temptation, like the Guangzhou Uprising, planted the seeds of revolution, and the battle of wits and courage between the fourth and second brothers began.

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

After returning to the dormitory, the brothers started chatting.

Big brother: "Little Five, do you think the fortune teller really makes sense?" ”

I said, "I guess so." ”

The eldest brother said: "But I think, we all know that this world exists objectively, and it is conscious, not material. No, it's material, it's not conscious. Ghosts and gods all exist in everyone's consciousness, and they don't exist objectively. ”

I thought for a moment and said, "Big brother, it seems that you are good at political science." ”

Big brother: "It's okay, I just worship Marx." ”

Third brother: "Big brother, how about I send you to see him?" ”

Big brother: "Third brother, don't make trouble, I'll discuss academic issues with Xiao Wu." ”

I said, "Big brother, I think so, I think that the matter of matter, does not necessarily say that what can be seen is material, and what is invisible is not material. I used to read a book that said that this molecule is surrounded by electrons, and that electrons are like the earth, and there is a substance called Yuzi on the outside, and this Yuzi can only be determined by theoretical inference, and its existence cannot be detected. ”

Speaking of this, I thought to myself, "It's like talking about gravity, gravity is something you can't see." I feel that the basis of this world is all energy like gravity. Just like the law of conservation of energy that we have learned, energy is always conserved, and it transforms in different forms. For example, when a person dies, he changes from this human form to another form of existence, which may be what we call a ghost, although we can't see him, but this energy objectively exists in a form that we can't see. ”

After saying this, the buddies in the room were confused, and I also felt that I had played beyond my level.

Everyone stared at me directly, and I said, "Like the problem of divination we just discussed, I think that the master who is accurate in arithmetic may have a strong ability of the sixth sense, and he can feel the existence of this energy, and then perform divination. ”

The eldest brother said: "Then Marx has also become energy now." ”

I said, "Big brother, you worship Marx so much, his energy will be felt, and he will come to accompany you tonight." ”

Big brother: "Little five, get out of the calf, don't scare me, I'm ~afraid~ghost~"

Everyone laughed, big brother, you are Ye Gong a good dragon.

The third brother rushed to the eldest brother: "It's okay, big brother, Marx won't come to accompany you at night, I'll accompany you, I'll do a good job." ”

Big brother: "Rush!" Don't play! Help me! ”

I carefully analyzed the situation, now the situation in the dormitory is one super and many strong, the second brother is the overlord of the famous school, and the third brother is also dominant, should I form an alliance with the eldest brother? Listening to the screams of the eldest brother in the lower bunk, I looked at Xiaobei on the other side of the bed, who pinched his feet, grinned, and concentrated on watching the excitement.

I sighed, the world is already suffering, what is love.