Recently, the dormitory has become more and more chaotic.

Beer bottles, beverage cans everywhere. I don't know if it's a drink or water or a ...... on the ground With a cigarette butt being stepped on by a shoe, an abstract painting of ink.

Because the second brother and the fourth brother's door god effect is too strong, the living department has never come to our dormitory to check the bedroom, so our bedroom hygiene has not been deducted again, therefore, there is a small pennant hanging on the door of our bedroom, which reads "Civilized dormitory." ”

My eldest brother and I still love cleanliness, and when we can't stand it, we sweep the house and pile up all the waste at the door. But four punches are hard to beat eight hands, and we are really beyond our strength. In order to solve the problem of dirty and messy dormitories, Comrade Zhu Haolin, the head of the room, and Li Chong, secretary of the room committee, held the "Activities on Carrying out Civilized Hygiene Week in the 404 Dormitory". The contents of the congress were approved by Kim Jong Un, the supreme leader of the 404 Korean ethnic group, and published by the Propaganda Committee member Guo Doudou on manuscript paper and pasted on the door of the dormitory.

Main contents:

Duty Table

Monday: Zhu Haolin

Tuesday: Kim Jung-sin

Wednesday: Li Chong

Thursday: Qu Boyong

Friday: Guo Doudou

Saturday: Shenbei

Sunday: Closed

I drew the table with a grid ruler and pasted it next to the four big characters "civilized dormitory" on the bedroom door.

The eldest brother looked at it, rubbed his chin, and was very satisfied. said impassionedly: "With this in the future, the dormitory will be saved." ”

The eldest brother said calmly: "Today is Thursday, fourth, don't look at others, pick up and pick up." ”

The fourth brother said: "No problem, I'll clean up when I wake up in a while." ”

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

Today, the third brother informed everyone that the school organized a love transfer activity, and placed two large rows of tables on the square downstairs of the canteen, which read, "Share idleness, love transfer." ”。 The third brother asked his brother to prepare some books and clothes that he didn't use and send them to respond to the school's call.

After the third brother finished speaking, he assigned this matter to the eldest brother and Xiaobei, and the things were assembled and sent over by them.

The dormitory brother decided to donate his military training uniforms, and then donated some unwanted books in the house and washboards that he had used once.

The eldest brother said: "If you scratch and pull all the rags in the dormitory, the dormitory will be much more neat." ”

I agreed: "Our house is actually quite clean, but it is too tattered. ”

After that, I went out to the school group to announce the regular meeting.

The school reunion meeting is held every Tuesday in the corridor on the second floor of the main building. Every time, a roll call is called, and then a school cadre communicates the progress of some student activities, and we, the liaisons, write down the main content in a small notebook, and then go back and report to the leader.

School official: "I checked the banner last night, and I was very dissatisfied. Is the Grammar School Liaison there? ”

I raised my hand and said, "I am." ”

The school cadres looked arrogant: "What's going on in your college, I checked last night, you look at the banners hung by your college, all of them are crooked and loose, which greatly affects the image of our propaganda work, do you know?" ”

I said, "Ah, I don't know." ”

School Officer: "What's the matter, you don't know what you're doing!" ”

I said, "If you have something to say, what are you shouting at me?" ”

School cadre: "The banner of your college is crooked, you are still reasonable, right?" ”

I said, "It's not that I'm crooked, what do I have to ignore?" ”

With that, I turned around and left.

After walking out of the main building, I hung up the phone to Sister Yangyang:

"Sister, just now our college was criticized again, saying that our college's banner is crooked, which affects the school's appearance."

Sister Yangyang: "No, I'll go to retie it up in the morning." ”

I said, "They said they went to check last night and found it crooked." ”

Sister Yangyang: "They are sick, don't bother him, come back." ”

I stood at the door of the main building and waited for the third brother for a while, and he also came out. The third brother recently joined the office of the school's student union and is the center of power of the whole school, and we all deeply admire the third brother's long-sleeved and good dancing, and his great powers. He also had a regular meeting at this time of the day, and after the meeting, we went back together.

I learned from the third brother what had just happened, but the third brother said:

"I feel like I've lost weight lately."

I looked at the third brother: "The work in school is very tiring, right?" ”

The third brother supported his chin with his left hand and sucked his cheeks:

"Xiao Wu, you actually have that energy, you are just too thin."

Me: "Huh? Is the Student Union office interesting? ”

Third brother: "Little Wu, what do you think I should do if I dye my hair yellow?" ”

I said, "Do you dare not be so narcissistic?" ”

Third brother: "It's so narcissistic." I only love myself, I am androgynous. ”

I made up my mind to study with my third brother and not take my work too seriously.

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

When I got back to my dorm room, I broke down as soon as I pushed the door open.

Bundles of old magazines, old books, armless wooden figures on the table, eyeless owl alarm clocks, and hole-ridden badminton rackets......

Xiaobei was wiping a large knife with half a section, which was the kind of iron knife that was shining silver in martial arts movies. The eldest brother was naked, wearing a green hat issued during military training, with a swimming goggles on it, and holding a "Airplane" magazine stained with the soup of the end of the last century.

Xiaobei, who was on the lower bunk on the left, was very excited when he saw me, and shouted in his mouth: "Fifth brother, fifth brother, look at me!" ”

Then he used the remaining half of the broken blade to make a self-killing gesture.

Boss Zhu on the lower bunk on the right saw me: "Guys (comrades), old shrimp (fellow villagers), welcome to our allies, from the Fifth Front Army of Mars!" Dive! ”

With that, my eldest brother put his goggles on his eyes and swam towards me in a freestyle position.

Xiaobei also crooked his neck, stuck out his tongue, and approached me with a knife around his neck.

I slammed the door shut, and slammed it against it.

The voices of two living ancestors came from the house: "Little Wu, hey, come in and play!" "Fifth brother! I've picked up a flying saucer for you, and you're ready to go home! ”

After entering the house, I carried a broom, and my eldest brother Xiaobei sat obediently on the bed.

"Tell me, what's the matter with you two."

The eldest brother pursed his lips and said, "Little Wu, we are indeed going to give love today." ”

Xiaobei: "Fifth brother~ After the two of us went, we found out, oops, I'll go!" Get rich! These things are so good! Hey, let's move back, hey! ”

Big brother: "Little Five, I'm so excited, I felt that this stack of stacks can be used in our house, hey, Xiaobei and I hugged and ran back!" ”

I slapped the table with my broom, and the two bunnies huddled together.

"Is this a fortune!? It's all in tatters! ”

Xiaobei: "It's all good!" Fifth brother, look at this, this is the transportation I have prepared for you. ”

After that, Xiaobei took out a handmade origami book, and the first page on it was a "flying saucer".

Xiaobei: "And this, hahahaha." ”

Xiaobei took out a leather pick!

I'm flashing!

Xiaobei: "Don't worry, Fifth Brother, this is new,"

The eldest brother sat cross-legged next to him, took the leather pistol and said, "Little Wu, you are quiet, my brother told you, this thing is a thief." ”

After finishing speaking, he stuck on the wall, sucked it on the wall, and then pulled it back with both hands, almost not falling down. The sound of "pang" off the wall!

"Little Wu, this is all kung fu, you just practice like this every day."

I said, "What's the matter, practice through the water?" ”

Xiaobei dragged another ...... from the windowsill

"Big feather duster"!

Xiaobei said: "Hey! It's exciting to scratch your back with this thing! Hey, the more you scratch it, the more itchy! ”

I didn't bother to bother with them, so I took care of myself and searched for treasure in old books.

There are four sets of "College English", 12 copies of "Advanced Mathematics" are exactly the same, and "Ideological and Moral Cultivation and Legal Foundation" can go around the dormitory......

I wondered, who memorized "Politics" and "Geography" in high school? What's up? Ready to go back to school?

"Family Planning and Health Care", "Women's Self-defense"?

"Big brother, these two cheats are handed over to you, study hard and practice hard, and you will become a great tool."

"Brain Teaser"?

"Xiaobei, test you. What is one foot, three eyes? ”

Xiaobei: "I know! Traffic light! ”

"Wrong, it's a monster with three eyes on its feet. Here you go, take it back and strengthen your cultural literacy. ”

"A Smart Woman Must Understand Psychology", this is left to the third brother.

Ay! There is a book of "Grimm's Fairy Tales", and the first chapter is opened, "Sleeping Beauty". Well, I silently put it at the head of the fourth brother's bed.

I turned my head to look at Big Brother and Xiaobei, one of them was carrying a broken badminton racket and pretending to grill steak, and I had a headache!

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

At ten o'clock in the evening, the eldest brother said to the fourth brother in a serious voice: "Fourth, you are on duty today, and the lights are about to go out, so you can come down and clean up." ”

Fourth brother: "No problem, big brother, I'll clean up when I wake up tomorrow morning." ”

The next night.

Big brother: "Fourth, didn't you say last night that you woke up this morning and cleaned up the house?" ”

Fourth brother: "Don't be noisy, I finally slept until Friday, it's time for the fifth." ”