Xiaobei's sentence has multiple meanings, and as far as I know, it comes from the non-mainstream popular jokes on campus at that time.

But no matter how interesting it is, it's not as interesting as the scene where the third brother hangs Xiaobei.

At the table.

The eldest brother shook his legs, the second brother stared at his three-centimeter natural and slightly invasive eyes, the third brother smoked a cigarette, and the fourth brother sat cross-legged on the top bunk, holding a card in one hand and pinching the fat on his stomach with the other.

Second brother: "Why am I the biggest K?" ”

Big brother: "Zhengxin, don't get angry, the four K's are called fried." ”

Fourth brother: "Three with one." ”

The Heavenly Maiden scatters flowers.

Xiaobei was angry: "You're so lazy to get out of maggots, do you dare to come down and play." ”

The fourth brother smiled innocently: "I can't go down." ”

Xiaobei stood up and pointed at the fourth brother: "Qu Laosi, if you don't come down, I'll kill you." ”

The fourth brother's left eye wrinkled: "Oh, okay, I'll go down." ”

After that, the fourth brother ran to the escalator.

Xiaobei immediately laughed, rushed over and hugged the fourth brother's leg outside the bed and said, "Fourth brother, fourth brother, it's okay for the two of us to do it, but don't cripple me, I'm your own brother!" ”

The eldest brother touched the drum next to him: "Fourth, the is unbearable to pee." ”

The fourth brother turned his head to look at the eldest brother: "Really?" ”

The big brother and the chick pecked the rice: "En! ”

Fourth brother: "Xiaobei, I put up with it, the next thing is the personal grudge between you and the eldest brother, you can solve it yourself." ”

Xiaobei chased his eldest brother and ran several laps around the house.

As soon as the camera turned, the second brother squatted on the ground and looked at the bad cards in his hand: "What is this!" A 6".

The next home is Xiaobei: "A 8." ”

Me: "10. ”

Fourth Brother: "K." ”

arrived at the second brother's house.

Big Brother: "A." ”

Second brother: "Over".

Xiaobei: "2! ”

No one wanted it, Xiaobei continued: "6. ”

Me: "9. ”

Third brother: "K." ”

Big Brother: "A." ”

Second brother: "......"

That night, the second brother squatted from 8 o'clock to midnight. The red candlelight reflected the second brother's chubby face, and he couldn't tell whether it was the candle fire red or the second brother's blush.

━━●The time is frivolous, and the first hair of the grinding iron ●━━

The student union recruited a new one, and I was specially recruited, and I was recommended by Senior Sister Wang Qi to the Propaganda Department of the Youth League Committee of our college. The reason is that in a debate competition two days ago, as the opposing side of the fourth debate, I made a summary speech, and due to excessive nervousness, I finished reading a final draft in one go, and I howled in a voice of a third degree, which mistakenly gave the onlookers a feeling of impassionedness.

The Minister of Youth League Propaganda and Senior Sister Wang Qi are roommates in the dormitory, and they found Wang Qi and said that in the class you brought, the opposing side of the four arguments is very emotional, I want to recruit this person. Wang Qi said that they are all heroes in Liangshan, and I can recommend them on my behalf. Wang Qi led her and the little reporter of the school newspaper to our dormitory to collect the freshmen's impressions of admission, and the results can be imagined. When I saw the second brother and the fourth brother at the door, I was almost scared. didn't wait to sit down, and was startled by Li Chong, the leopard-print trouser head who rushed back to the house after looking in the mirror in the water room, and was officially scared to pee. Then I listened to the big brother's cold jokes for half an hour and laughed at the pee. Then he was dragged by Xiaobei and enjoyed Xiaobei's 108 hard talent shows, and he was not allowed to leave without reading it, holding his urine.

It is said that they were walking on the way back to the city, and the little reporter said: "That Guo Doudou is mediocre and a little stupid, but he can still be calm and calm in that dormitory, shrinking in the corner without saying a word, it looks so cool, and a quilt is like really falling asleep......"

So there is a special trick. To get back to the point, the third brother asked me to listen to the phone, and when Sister Qi said this on the phone, I was very happy, and I said to Sister Qi:

"Great, what I want to go to the most is Tuanxuan, what does Tuanxuan do?"

Sister Qi smiled: "It's similar to what you are doing now as a propaganda committee, in charge of pulling banners, college magazines, essays and other activities on campus. ”

I agreed, and when I put down the phone, I said to Brother Chong, "Brother Chong, can I do it?" ”

Li Chong looked at me in surprise: "Why not!" It's too good, let me tell you Xiao Wu, you can go anywhere if you are so talented. ”

I was humble: "How talented." ”

Li Chong said: "How good your writing is, and you are so handsome." ”

I said, "Hurry up, you're handsome." ”

Li Chong: "I'm handsome, I know, it's nothing remarkable." ”

I cut off, "You just want to hear that from my mouth?" ”

Brother Chong smiled happily and said to me seriously: "Really Xiaowu, in fact, you are quite temperamental, you just have a little tone in your dressing style, a little handsome, and when you buy clothes in the future, you will ask me to accompany you." ”

The third brother's smoke bomb completely stunned me, and I completely forgot what I wanted to ask him at the beginning.

The eldest brother picked up the stubble in the lower bunk, and naturally said to himself: "If you praise a woman for her good looks, you will say that she is beautiful." If you still want to boast about a woman's ugliness, just say that she has a temperament. ”

Then a voice came from the lower bunk: "Little five, the third child is burying you, you can taste it." ”

The third brother sighed and looked at the eldest brother: "Big brother, you don't even have the temperament." ”

The eldest brother smiled and said: "It's not important whether my brother has a temperament, the important thing is that my brother likes to engage in art, hey, there is a fan!" ”

The third brother stood up suddenly, and the eldest brother trembled.

Third brother: "Big brother, I'm just engaged in art, you can do me, I'll play with you?" ”

At the moment when the third brother pounced on the eldest brother, the eldest brother screamed like a sheep: "Chong'er!" No~play~!!! ”

"Don't play! Help~life~ah~"

The fourth brother smacked on the bed and turned over: "Be quiet, if anyone has nothing to do, go downstairs and buy instant noodles for me." ”

The room was instantly silent.

The fourth brother muttered on the bed: "Grandma's bears, all of them are lazier than me." ”

Frolicking with the embers, I sent a text message to Xiaohu in bed:

"Are you going to join the student council?"

Xiaohu: "I'm not interested, I want to join the art troupe." ”

I shouted to Xiaobei: "Xiaobei, Xiaobei, do you know the art troupe, have you signed up?" ”

Xiaobei eased his mind: "Huh? Yes! You know, I'm done. ”

"What do art troupes do?"

"The art troupe is all those of us who are engaged in literature and art."

When the eldest brother heard the spirit, he picked up the stubble in the lower bunk: "Hey, north." I don't want to engage in literature and art, but I want to engage in literature and art, okay? ”

Xiaobei's tone of Zhao Zhongxiang was serious: "It should be possible, do you have a demand?" ”

The eldest brother rubbed his pants and said excitedly: "That's right, Bei, tomorrow you take me to sign up, and I'll go to the Quyi Troupe to do some small inventions or something." ”

I texted Xiaohu and said, "Our house Zhu Haolin and Shen Bei are going to go." ”

Then a flash of inspiration hit again: "Do you know if Wang Sitian is going or not?" ”

After a while, Xiaohu returned: "Tian Xue said that Wang Sitian will also go, and her profession has long been targeted by the head of the regiment." ”

I beckoned Xiaobei: "Hai Mimi is going too, do you know?" ”

In a second, Xiaobei completed the action of jumping from his bed to the bottom bunk and then turning over to the head of my bed.

Sticking out his tongue and smiling with a wrinkled face: "It's really fake, how do you know?" ”

I returned: "Secret. ”

I asked Xiaobei: "Do you text with Hai Mimi every day?" ”

Xiaobei looked at me a little twisted: "I sent it for two days, and she didn't reply, and then she didn't send it again." ”

I said, "Then don't you have gray hair?" She doesn't know who you are. ”

"I don't know."

"You're such a big calf. But that's fine, after the two of you get acquainted in the quyi troupe in the future, you wait for the opportunity to mature, and then tell her that you have liked her for a long time, and you have sent her anonymous text messages in the past, this routine is also quite romantic. ”

Xiaobei's hope bulb lit up again, and he grinned: "Fifth brother, you are so sassy." ”

I smiled and returned: "Can there still be a big brother?" ”

Third brother: "Not only is there no big brother, but there is no big brother with temperament." ”

Big brother: "Hey! It's over, you? ”

The fourth sat up: "Hungry! What about the second brother? ”

We all said, "I don't know." ”

The fourth child hung up the phone to the second brother: "Second brother, what are you doing?" What about drinking? Buy me two packs of instant noodles, I haven't eaten at night, I'm hungry. ”

Second brother: "What kind of instant noodles to buy, I'm in the building, and I'll go out, I'll go back and bring you two sticks of beer in a while." ”

The fourth brother put down the phone and said to us: "I said I was hungry, and this calf said let me drink two sticks of beer in a while." ”

The fourth brother's geographical location is on the same level as me, and the fourth brother looked at me pitifully: "Fifth brother, go downstairs and buy instant noodles for my brother." ”

I'm diligent, come back: "Why don't I accompany you downstairs to have a bite, you haven't gotten out of bed for a few days, let's move." ”

Fourth brother: "You get out of here, I'll go to the ground for lunch." ”

I:............

Fourth brother: "Particular, by the way, buy a few more copies, and eat a few brothers together." ”

As he spoke, the fourth brother took out a hundred-yuan bill from under his pillow.

"I'm buying me a Sprite, it's cool, and you can watch and buy the rest."

Xiaobei's face was big, and he shouted excitedly: "I will eat too, thank you fourth brother, fifth brother, I will accompany you." ”

With Xiaobei making such a fuss, I have nothing to be embarrassed about, Xiaobei and I went down to the ground to put on shoes and walked to the miscellaneous CBD.

That night, the grass fragrance was very strong, and the soft breeze blew on my body, and I felt that my whole body was crispy. The yellow glow of incandescent light is my favorite color and makes me feel warm. Xiaobei is jumping and jumping, all the way to the west, one will imitate Andy Lau, the other will imitate Zhao Benshan, we laugh and walk, the laughter is very long.

Time is quiet, we don't have direction, and we don't need direction.