The third brother looked at me from top to bottom and said, "You should wear more sports clothes." Yes, yes! A white hoodie with blue pants and a pair of small white shoes. ”

I stared at him with wide eyes and said cautiously, "No." ”

The third brother was surprised: "I have it!" You wear mine. ”

I thought to myself: "It's difficult to ask me to write a class meeting record?" Or do you want me to accompany him to cut his big head for the week? ”

Third brother: "Your style is very similar to Zhang Zhen's feeling, you just dress up as handsome as he does." ”

I have a "........." in my heart

Mouth: "The one who tells ghost stories?" ”

Third brother: "You get out of here, the one in the spring." ”

Me: "I haven't even seen the reeds." ”

Third brother: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Luo Xiaohu." ”

"I haven't seen it."

The third brother looked at me with contempt: "There is a thing in this world called a movie, and you haven't seen it." ”

Me: "Uh........."

The third brother said again: "Have you seen Farewell My Concubine? ”

I looked at the stairs in confusion: "It is said that there is a kind of thing in this world called a movie?" ”

Third brother: "............, Farewell My Concubine is played by Leslie Cheung, and there is a saying in it that if you don't go crazy, you won't survive." ”

I said, "If you don't go crazy, you can't live?" ”

Third brother: "It's just that people have a kind of demonic nature, do you know?" Like crazy. ”

"How?"

"It's that Leslie Cheung is a Peking Opera actor, and he plays very well."

I stared at the third brother, carefully discerning what this thing was trying to express.

The third brother looked intoxicated: "I can't tell you clearly, in short, Leslie Cheung is very handsome in that movie." ”

After being silent for a while, the third brother suddenly said in a loud voice: "Lalala, lala, lala, lala, the road of life is like a dream." ”

I said in my heart, isn't this a Chinese ghost story, I looked confused, it seems that the third brother is crazy.

A Chinese Ghost Story? Yes, I've seen this, it turns out that there is really a thing called a movie in this world.

━━●You can do it if you think about it, and at least dare to run towards your dreams. Afraid of ridicule, but tough as grass. The years are frivolous, and the grinding iron is the first. ●━━

In the evening, in the small restaurant next to the school, everyone eats together.

Xiaohu, Tian Xue.

Third brother: "You don't think that the taste of hand-cut shredded potatoes is different from that of the machine." ”

Xiaohu: "Yes, the machine smells of rust. ”

Tian Xue: "Well, the hand cut smells like a finger." ”

Me: "If you don't wash your hands and cut it, the taste will be corrected." ”

Third brother: "Really, don't you think I'm kidding you?" ”

I took a big bite of shredded potatoes and said perfunctorily, "Really." ”

Xiaohu asked the third brother: "Then do you like to eat hand-cut or washboard rubbing." ”

Third brother: "I like to eat hand-cut." ”

I said, "Maybe it's because the hand-cut is contaminated with popularity and spirituality." ”

Tian Xue: "Isn't it really contaminated with bacteria and buried?" ”

Brother Chong said to me, "I think you're right, so the top dishes are made by hand as much as possible." ”

I nodded in agreement, "That's right, that's why there is a top-notch Japanese cooking technique called teto." ”

Tian Xue: "I think the hand knife is a kind of martial art. ”

I said, "In the beginning, it was cooking, and since the shogunate period, the Japanese master Yasuo Nobi has used a hand knife to cut vegetables to stimulate the spirituality of the ingredients. ”

Xiaohu's eyes widened: "Really? ”

Tian Xue said to Xiaohu: "He, really, can't die well." ”

At this moment, the boss brought a plate of unrecognizable three fresh, and it was a mess.

"I'll go, Dark Cuisine."

We held our chopsticks and froze.

Xiaohu said, "Which of you two will taste it first." ”

I said, "Third brother, you are eloquent, you can taste it first." ”

The third brother stared at it for a long time, and then clicked his lips and said, "It's delicious, you can eat it too." ”

Xiaohu said: "It's a delicious leg, you haven't eaten it yet." ”

The third brother raised his chopsticks tremblingly, hesitating.

Tian Xue roared angrily: "Boss! ”

The boss came to the table after a while: "What else do you want to order?" ”

The third brother pointed to the dish: "I want you to explain." ”

The boss said, "I'm a Sichuan chef." ”

I said, "Can Sichuan cuisine do nonsense?" ”

The boss said: "How do you talk about this classmate, this is called new Sichuan cuisine, and it is hot and fresh." ”

This time I was really a little angry, I stood up and pointed at the boss's nose: "Are you playing with me?" ”

Boss: "Why can't you make a joke, so I'll change it for you?" ”

The third brother arrived: "Pull it down, no need." ”

The boss smiled all over his face: "Thank you for your understanding, thank you for your understanding, in this way, I will give everyone a bottle of Coke." ”

After the boss walked away, Tian Xue asked, "Why don't you let him change the plate." ”

The third brother said: "Yes, he will change the plate, not the dishes, plus a mouthful of spit." ”

Everyone sighed that Li Chong was wise, and the practice of human feelings was an article.

Third brother: "Anyway, the other dishes are all on the table, so let's eat two less bites of this dish." ”

The crowd devoured it.

Tian Xue is naturally arrogant, and she looks like an iceberg snow girl, and the third brother is especially willing to tease her.

Third brother: "Beauty, what do you want?" ”

Tian Xue: "Don't be like this, I don't like people to call me like this, I'm disgusting." ”

Me: "What?" ”

Tian Xue: "Call me a beauty." ”

Xiaohu: "Oops, it's hypocritical." ”

The third brother made a pun: "Then what do you like?" ”

Tian Xue: "I don't know what I like, I know what I hate." ”

Third brother: "What do you hate?" ”

Tian Xue: "Whoever likes me, I hate whom." ”

Everyone was stunned for a while, and Xiaohu smiled and said, "Li Chong, what do you like?" ”

Brother Chong was a little serious at that moment, and he stood on the table with his finger and said: "When you fall in love, there are countless sweet words and tenderness. But the feelings I see are all dimmed in boredom, so it doesn't matter what you like. ”

This set of words has petrified us.

The main thing is that I want to vomit.

But removing the physical feelings, Brother Chong's words came to my heart, my high school girlfriend and I were in love at the beginning, and then we gradually got tired of each other and separated, so I especially don't believe in feelings. I was touched by a lot of feelings, but I would not deny the seriousness of those years, and I said:

"It's too tiring to think about this, when you love someone, it's true love, and when you don't love, you really don't love, no one will change their mind on purpose."

Brother Chong: "It's not terrible to be deliberate, that is, everyone doesn't mean it, but they all change their minds, so I don't believe in love." ”

Tian Xue looked at Xiaohu: "I agree, so don't like anyone easily, you have to get in touch slowly, and you will fall in love over time, you have experienced it now, right?" ”

I was shocked: "Hey, why do I think you have a point in saying this?" ”

Tian Xue: "Go to the side, who talked to you, I mean myself, the person I like must start from a friend." ”

Xiaohu said with confused eyes: "I'm not afraid of falling out of love, I have him in my heart for a day, and this day is his." Pretending to be a month, this month is his, even if everything passes, so what? It's become a part of me. ”

━━●You can do it if you think about it, and at least dare to run towards your dreams. Afraid of ridicule, but tough as grass. The years are frivolous, and the grinding iron is the first. ●━━

Back in the dormitory in the evening, the classmates were gathering to gamble.

Big brother: "Fifty K, hey, who else!" J with two, hey! 5 to K, hey, and one more. ”

The second brother squatted on the ground and covered his face with a note, shouting: "Ruba Landa, win." ”

The eldest brother writhed his body like an octopus, and sang with a spring face: "Play the drums and sing......"

Xiaobei pinched a pair of 4s in his hand, and was grief-stricken: "Oh, my day, this one can be destroyed, this one can be destroyed." ”

The fourth brother called out briefly: "Wait!" ”

Then the fourth brother threw a handful of cards from the top bunk to the table below: "6 to A." ”

The eldest brother opened his mouth wide, and his face was wooden.

The fourth brother continued: "Two 6, two 8, two Q, three with one, called push, hey!" ”

The second brother looked at the poker that fell like snowflakes on the top bunk, and his eyes were about to pop out.

The eldest brother pinched a king in his hand and buried his head in the quilt at once.

Xiaobei Chicken Blood Dance appeared again: "Hey, riding a big horse, crossing the ocean, chirping is cutting!" ”

Brother Chong said, "Hey, what are you playing?" Sticker strips? How boring the sticker strip is, let's play with tweezers to get a beard, right? ”

The eldest brother said, "I don't have a beard either." ”

The second brother stood up and said, "Ah, Xibei, I just shaved it too, or I won't drink liquor." ”

Third brother: "Second brother, tell me why you won the drink?" ”

The second brother was intoxicated: "Is it a reward?" ”

Fourth brother: "Don't talk about it, let's do it, two pokers, catch the slowest one, and squat a game if you lose." ”

Second brother: "Okay, squat, squat, I'll squat first." As he spoke, the second brother squatted down again.

Xiaobei smiled and said, "Second brother, don't be like this, second brother hasn't started playing yet, can you abide by the following game rules." ”

I tightened my jaw and said in dismay, "Second brother, I'll explain the rules again." Squat! It's a punishment! ”

The second brother sighed, looked lost, and sat on the stool.

At this time, the eldest brother and Xiaobei looked at each other, and the two of them smiled evilly.

Xiaobei said: "I go to the toilet and flush my luck." ”

While walking out, he greeted the second brother: "Second brother, are you going?" ”

Second brother: "Axi, you will pee again in a while." ”

Xiaobei: "No, don't pee your kidneys anymore, come on, come on, you go with me." ”

Second brother: "Don't go." ”

Third brother: "Let's go, let's go, I'll go too." ”

The second brother reluctantly stood up and said, "Hey, slow down, the leg I squatted just now was a little numb." ”

As soon as Xiaobei and the second brother went out, the eldest brother pricked up his ears, and as soon as he heard that he was far away, he immediately began to pick up the big cards in the card stack, and then distributed them to us to hide.

After a while, Xiaobei and the second brother came back.

Xiaobei panicked, pushed open the door with a pop, and almost turned the eldest brother on his heels, I thought this thing was a mad cow disease.

I saw him shouting with a wicked smile: "The fourth, the fifth, the third, and the second are the oldest." ”

Reading Comprehension:

Above, Xiaobei called all the buddies in the dormitory, what does he want to express?

A, fourth, fifth, third, second, boss, up. (Roll call)

B, the fourth, the fifth, the third, the second, the oldest. (Describe the area of the second brother as larger than the average object)

C, the fourth, the fifth, the third and the second are the oldest. (The second child is not a human name, but an organ)

I choose B, what about you? (＝^ω^＝)