36. Fight and get drunk
The old man leaned his whole body behind him, and then suddenly he bowed forward, lowered his head and tapped the table in front of him with his right index finger as if he were teasing.
"Lao Liu, this is not good, if it is broken, we will pay some compensation, in this way, who has broken it, let's quickly arrange to go to the public security hospital for examination."
Liu Bald was stunned for a moment and quickly smiled: "That's not it, the small contradictions between classmates can't be broken." β
At this time, I answered: "Uncle, our third child was knocked unconscious and is now in a coma in the hospital." β
The old uncle leaned back again: "Oh, there is such a thing? β
The old uncle slapped his thighs with both hands and stood up: "Lao Liu, these children are all children from other places, and the parents will not be able to come for a while, and the children will call me uncle, so I have the responsibility to take good care of these children, so let's make a record of these children, and then we will go to the hospital to see the injured one and take him to have an injury examination." β
Everything that followed was very simple, the new transcript was less than a page of paper, and in less than half an hour, everyone signed and pressed their fingerprints.
After arriving at the public security hospital, we gathered around the bed of the third child, the third child was so miserable, his head was bandaged like a basin, and his right eye was beaten into a panda eye.
Xiaobei held the third brother's arm and pretended to cry: "Look at the third brother, ah! The third child is not good! β
The third child secretly squinted his eyes slit, shook his circle, and whispered to me:
"You ask him to roll the calf for me, he can't do it, his whole family can't do it."
The third child told us that he didn't have anything big to do now, and he kept pretending to be dizzy. After listening to this, the old man smiled and let us talk, and he went to ask about the results of the examination.
The eldest brother said to the third brother: "Third brother, your style is quite chic." β
The fourth brother answered: "Blue-faced beast Yang Zhi." β
Xiaobei said: "The mummy of the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi has returned. β
The third child said: "I'm hungry now, I love to be hungry when I vomit." β
I said, "You have this communicator principle." β
The second brother said to the third brother: "Don't worry, junior, it's okay, it's okay for my brother to drink some wine with you in a while." β
The third brother said: "Second brother, I am in this state now, and it is easy to die after drinking." β
Second brother: "Hey, look, why don't you believe me, I don't believe you, I'll ask the doctor later." β
In the middle of the trouble, the uncle led the doctor back, and the doctor said, "Wake up? β
The third child hurriedly covered his head: "Oops, I have a headache." β
The old man said, "Okay, I'll give you a slight injury." β
Then the old man said to the doctor, "Okay, then I will take this child away." β
The doctor hurriedly shook hands with his uncle: "Okay, leader, what do you need to instruct." β
Then the doctor said to the third brother: "Go back to bed rest and avoid strenuous exercise." β
The second brother interjected: "Doctor, I said that it would be good to go back and let him drink two bottles, but he still doesn't believe it." β
The doctor tilted his neck and looked at the second brother and said, "You two classmates?" β
Second brother, his little squinted eyes glared at the limit, and said with a cute light: "The two of us sleep together." β
The doctor said to the third brother in a serious tone: "Stay away from this person." β
ββDazzling youth, red dust refining heartββ
This trouble is more than ten o'clock in the evening, my uncle led us to find a barbecue to eat, I was on such a high-end barbecue for the first time, the barbecue in that era is generally a baba shop, this barbecue has four floors, splendid, more than a dozen large chandeliers on the ceiling of the hall, I am particularly impressed, the name is Jinggangshan barbecue. My uncle sent us to the door, told us that he was relieved to rest assured that he would let the people who beat us be punished, and then said that he would not accompany us if he still had something to do, and I saw him give my eldest brother 500 yuan before leaving.
Before dinner, we called home one by one, and according to my unified deployment, everyone first comforted their families, and told them that they would not go to Harbin, that is, the small disputes between classmates had been resolved, and they would all be able to take the car home tomorrow.
All parties sat down, ordered food, and because of the peace of mind, everyone's appetite was high.
While waiting for the dishes, I motioned for everyone to be quiet: "Brother, I'll tell you something, today this matter is thanks to the eldest brother, I said an immature proposal, let's invite the eldest brother for this meal." β
Everyone said yes, and the eldest brother waved his hand and said, "Whoever asks is different, my uncle left me money just now, so don't fight with me." β
The fourth brother said: "That's not the case, if it weren't for the old uncle today, we would have abolished it, and we wouldn't have expelled the two." β
Everyone nodded unconsciously in agreement.
The eldest brother said, "That's it, little five, brothers, listen to me." Uncle came to peace, these are all later words, if it weren't for the fifth and third, desperately protecting me; Xiaobei moved to the rescue; The fourth and second children entered the encirclement. Brother can't help but pinch out the clam oil. β
The eldest brother picked up the draft beer glass and said, "Come on, brothers, although the dishes haven't been served yet, let's have a toast first, this glass of wine, toast our brothers!" β
The eldest brother paused as he raised his glass, his eyes were red, and he was obviously more excited.
This feeling instantly infected everyone, and I saw that everyone's eyes were a little red.
I received: "Birth to death." β
Everyone shouted in unison: "Yes, birth and death!" Dry! β
Next is the time to review the merits, who magnifies the move at the critical moment, who collects the head during the team battle, Xiaobei jumps up and down to invite the merit, and compares it with his big fingers:
"Brothers, it's not for nothing that I give the nickname Jade Faced Little Feilong~"
Third brother: "Pull it down, your face looks like soot." β
Xiaobei laughed: "Hehe, this is the day after tomorrow tanning." β
I received: "Serbian and Montenegro?" Not Bosnia and Herzegovina? β
Xiaobei continued: "If I hadn't made a quick decision, I would have risen on the ground and gone to report the news......"
The eldest brother said, "Are you churning?" You're a rolling dragon. β
Xiao Beilai snorted: "Oops! Can you still make people talk! β
Everyone laughed: "You say, you say." β
Xiaobei said to me and my eldest brother: "If I hadn't made a quick decision, jumped up on the ground, and went to report the news, would you have been wasted?" β
My eldest brother and I nodded in agreement, and the third brother: "Yes, yes, Xiaobei is indispensable, come on, let's give Xiaobei a cup." β
At this time, the fourth brother interjected, his voice was not loud, and he was deafening: "Hey? Why didn't you call the two of you? β
The four of us were petrified while holding the wine glass, and after a while, the eldest brother smiled helplessly: "Oops! My day! Isn't it, why don't you know how to call! β
I covered my forehead, exhausted: "Let's have a few mountain artillery, and I thought that communication basically relied on roaring." β
The fourth brother was happy: "Come on, do one for my brother's IQ that is less than two or two halves." β
After everyone drank wine, the fourth brother stared at the wine bottle in front of him, still snickering: "Do you say that you guys are stupid, yes~no~ yes~stupid." β
I poured a full amount of wine: "The pace of the battle was too fast, and I really didn't have a chance to call, except for the eldest brother." β
The third brother said: "Yes, when we were guarding the dormitory, the eldest brother was still tutoring people in the dormitory of the back family, eldest brother, why didn't you call, are you a spy sent by the enemy." β
The eldest brother raised his glass helplessly: "Brothers, I propose, this matter will be turned over, I don't really want to discuss this issue, let's talk about it next." β
The fourth brother said: "Big brother, I understand, are you running out of battery!" β
Brother a few resonant ridicules: "Yes, yes, yes, big brother's mobile phone must be out of battery, yes, out of battery, drinking." β
After a cup of belly, I took advantage of the quiet moment to say again: "Hey, big brother, your phone is out of battery and use mine." β
The eldest brother slapped the table and feigned anger: "Oh, I'll go, is it over!" β
Everyone laughed, and Xiaobei raised his glass: "Come, toast to the eldest brother's IQ!" β
Another cup.
Fourth brother: "Hey, big brother......"
Second brother: "Oh, are you all finished, Ah Xi!" The eldest brother has said it, and he doesn't want to talk about it. β
Northeast people are born to shout wheat, and Xiaobei shouted our popular liquor order at that time:
"That's right! I drank too much again tonight! β
Everyone gathered: "I don't want to talk about the past......"
In the midst of laughter, the barbecue waiter walked in with a large plate of skewers, saw two rows of empty wine bottles on the bare table, and his cheeks were hard, and persuaded:
"Boys, the sledgehammer is not as good as yours, you can take it easy."
Then look at the third brother: "Listen to my uncle's advice, don't drink it, my uncle will give you a bowl of noodles." β
After the waiter uncle left, the eldest brother said, "Okay, let's talk about the next topic, Zhengxin, you start." β
The second brother said with a serious face: "Brothers, I have always had a dream. β
The second brother glanced around, saw that everyone was stunned, and then said:
"I, I just want to get drunk."
ββDazzling youth, red dust refining heartββ
Suddenly, there were wine bottles on the table, on the window edge, and on the floor, and two-thirds of them were drunk by the second brother himself.
The manager said it's closed, so you all go home.
I said, "No wonder the second brother's dream is to get drunk, dreams, dreams." β
The eldest brother said: "Zhengxin, it's good to have a dream, you have to persevere, in case it comes true." β
Xiaobei: "Second brother, you can also see that the brothers have straddled." β
Second brother: "Ah Xi, out of the gi nongma slai gi hurt the agricultural rice." β
We looked at the second brother with a confused expression.
Second brother: "Did I say good brother, do you have fun when you pout." β
Second brother, we really tried our best.
This product is really not drunk.