In the blink of an eye, eleven is over.

On the way back to school, on the way to the station, I had to pass a steep slope in front of my house, and I saw an old lady with gray hair pushing a big cart like a straw pile up and stopping one step at a time. With each step, stop, take a few breaths, push again, and catch again.

She was only a fifth of the way up the hill after I went uphill. I turned around, walked up to her, and said:

"Come on, I'll push you up."

The old lady looked at me, very flustered, and said repeatedly: "Dirty, dirty! ”

I couldn't help but say, Lun Yuan forward. The car was full of toilet paper, insoles, soap and other daily necessities, as well as some paper shells and other garbage, tied with rope and covered with plastic sheeting, more than two meters high. After I ate a heavy meal, I was amazed at how a beautiful old lady could push this.

I pushed and said, "Auntie, where are you pushing?" ”

The old lady returned: "It's time to go out of the morning market, close the stall and go home." ”

I said, "You're out of the sky this day?" ”

The old lady poked her ears out: "What?" Where to rush? ”

Me: "...... I say! You're out every day! ”

Old lady: "Yes, every day!" ”

Pushing the car uphill in one breath, I wiped the sweat on my neck with my hand and said, "Auntie, take it easy, I'm leaving." ”

The old lady said, "Thank you, boy, the Bodhisattva bless you." ”

I smiled sheepishly and left.

I walked to the station with a smile, got on the train with a smile, and picked up Xiaobei's phone with a smile:

"Fifth brother, are you bare-chested at home? Come back soon. ”

"Right away, I'm in the car."

"Oh, can you hurry up!"

"Immediately, immediately, I expect me to be at school in half an hour."

"Oh, can you be fast!"

"You give me the truth, don't beep."

Xiaobei smiled: "Oh, fifth brother, hurry up, everyone misses you." ”

Me: "Oh, right now, right now!"

Xiaobei: "Okay, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, come back quickly." ”

Less than a minute after putting down the phone, the third brother's phone:

"Little Five, where are you?"

"Get in the car, you're not with Xiaobei?"

"No, he went to the toilet and squatted in the pit."

"Ah, it's coming, I'll be back in a minute."

"Hold on, honey."

Put down the phone, the ringtone starts again, big brother:

"Little !! Five!!!!! I'll just ask you!! Can!! Fast! Yes! Fast!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!! ”

I just hung up the phone and turned it off.

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

The eldest brother prepared a big elbow paper, a big chicken, a big pig claw, and a big piece of good news, that is, the school gave the yellow hair and the arrogant man a punishment of probation. In the morning, their guide had already led them to the dormitory to apologize, and left 500 yuan for medical expenses.

I sighed in my heart: "The hustle and bustle is full of the ghost of money." Cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are all fowls of power. ”

In the final analysis, this world is still about strength, and if you have money and background, you have the right to speak. Of course, the premise is that you have to be justified in order to stand up to the right to speak.

The eldest brother said: "The last chicken paw, whoever grabs it first will belong to whomever it is." ”

I'm a dragon probe!

"Haha, I'm the fastest."

The fourth brother said, "Little five, give me the chicken feet." ”

I replied: "Fourth brother, whoever got it first, I just entered the house, and you all have eaten several......"

The fourth brother glared: "Guo Lao Wu!" ”

I said, "Okay~! Fourth brother. ”

Belch...... Fourth brother, I believe you know, I am on the side of justice, and the public opinion in the dormitory must also be in my camp, I don't resist you, it doesn't mean that I am afraid of you, and powerism and hegemonic politics will not end well in the end......

Hey, forget it, this is an example of being justified but losing to power. It is deductive reasoning, not universal.

Eating a big pig's trotters, the buddies in the dormitory began to exchange interesting stories about going home.

The fourth brother said: "Don't mention it, I found that our sleep is a whirlpool." ”

Big brother: "What do you support?" ”

The fourth brother said: "When I left our bed, I felt that no one could communicate, it was so lonely." ”

The fourth brother paused for a moment and continued: "I saw a kitten on the side of the road, and I said, dwarf oil, this puppy is so cute. ”

The second brother answered: "And then?" ”

Fourth brother: "There was a woman standing next to me, looking at me with stupid eyes, and telling me seriously that it was a cat!" ”

"I didn't even know it was a cat!"

Everyone laughed.

The third brother said: "Really, I think it's hard to communicate with others when I stay in our house for a long time, and they can't keep up with our thinking, you know." ”

Everyone agreed.

Xiaobei said: "Me too, me too." When I was at home, relatives gathered. I forgot to mention it, I said that our fifth brother is awesome, and I suspect that he is from an alien planet. And guess what my relatives say? ”

I squinted at him and said, "Do you want you to go to the toilet and stuff your head in the urinal?" ”

Xiaobei: "Fifth brother, don't make trouble, don't make trouble." My aunt said, this kid is talking nonsense, there are no aliens, that's all your fantasy. My sister said, don't talk about people like that, it's not good, get along well with your dormitory classmates, you should be angry when you say that. ”

Xiaobei stood up and said righteously: "Tell me, the fifth brother is an alien!" Isn't it! ”

I gestured with my hands to the cross: "Kinetic light waves!!! ”

The third brother said: "When I was at home, I was playing with my high school classmates, and a boy said that you look so good in this dress, and I said that I look better in a skirt." He glanced at me, stood up silently and went to another table. ”

The eldest brother laughed the hardest, leaning his neck and trembling, looking at it like that. Big Brother Says:

"Oh my day, when I'm at home, too. I went to the store to buy something, and I saw a dog with a round belly. I went up to touch the dog, and after touching it for a while, I said to the boss, how did you feed this dog, this little belly is really round, my dog, I can't feed it so fat. ”

We asked, "And then?" ”

The eldest brother said helplessly: "Then the boss looked at me coldly and said, you are stupid, that dog has a cub." Hahaha I don't know the dog yet!! Hahahaha! ”

Everyone was calm, thinking deeply about something. The third brother opened his mouth and said, "Big brother, do you really know that dog with cubs?" ”

The eldest brother suddenly froze, stunned for a while, his whole body was out of strength, and he covered his head: "Oh, my day, I was seen through." ”

Fourth: "Big brother, it's not that others can't understand, it's that you are really second." ”

Second brother: "Hahahahaha, big brother, why are you like a mountain cannon!" ”

Everyone coaxed: "Second brother, you come one, you come one." ”

Second brother: "What am I coming, just let me come?" ”

Xiaobei: "Asi, let me give you a similar example!" ”

The second brother said in a straight voice: "That's what to say, hey, let's sleep with others." I always stress this question again and again. Yes, everyone, you have to show your own personality. What about me, how can I say it? It's like two days ago, I watched Zhu Gege. I thought of the third brother (the third brother looked at the second brother in surprise). Hehe, it's not that the junior is so good, it's just that I always think back to when I was in high school. It's like the fourth child barking a cat as a dog...... (500 words omitted here)"

Xiaobei still has eyesight, Xiaobei suddenly interrupted the second brother and applauded: "Okay!!! ”

Everyone applauded: "Good! Good! ”

The eldest brother said: "Okay, Zhengxin, let's stop here, it's all in the pig's claws." ”

The second brother silently took a big bite of the pig's claw, and then raised the mutilated pig's trotter to show a satisfied expression and gesture to everyone.

The fourth brother asked Xiaobei: "You came by train?" ”

Xiaobei: "Ah. ”

Fourth brother: "No wine left?" ”

Xiaobei: "Ah! It's not good to carry, I sat out of the station and drank it. ”

The fourth brother rubbed his face helplessly.

The second brother said, "Fourth, do you want to drink?" I have it in the cabinet, alley wine. ”

Fourth brother: "Two whole bottles!" ”

Big brother: "Yes, isn't it, this is dry and suffocating, I said that I always feel that there are shortcomings!" ”

As they spoke, the tide became irritable.

At this time, the sulcus of my brain automatically checked the error, and an alarm point appeared. The logical order is: school starts today, I go back to school, and when I get to school, I eat big elbows...... No, going back to school shouldn't be about eating big elbows, it's about going to class, my day!

"I'll go! No more classes?! ”

Everyone covered their heads.

I said, "Quick, get the school bag!" ”

Then I turned around and looked for the classroom number of the class on the timetable posted on the door.

I looked back, but I saw that everyone didn't move.

The eldest brother looked at me and beckoned to me like a lucky cat: "Pull it down, Xiao Wu, the canteen will be open in five minutes." ”