After the military training in the afternoon, the brothers in the dormitory had already gathered together, and Li Chong called me: "Doudou, go back to the dormitory and have dinner together."

I wanted to go too, but I said, "You guys, I'll just go to the cafeteria and eat a bite by myself." ”

Li Chong said: "Can that work? On the first day of the dormitory, everyone was so together, they had to eat together. ”

Zhu Haolin came over and put his arm around my neck and said, "Let's go, go back to the dormitory and eat together, let's have the first meal, the elbow I brought from home is (meat), and the chicken is big (roasted) or something, I will wait for you to come back in the next two days, and everyone will eat together." ”

As soon as I heard these words, I also felt that it was reasonable for me to go back to the dormitory and have this first meal with everyone, so I agreed: "Okay then." ”

Just as everyone was about to go back to have a good dinner party, a fat senior with glasses came to the crowd that was about to disperse and shouted: "Convey a notice, Mr. Li informs all the students of the Grammar School that they will gather in front of the college at half past six tonight to teach the school song and motto, and study the student discipline manual in a unified manner." ”

The crowd was full of complaints, "I'm sick, I'm tired for a day, what kind of school song do I learn." "That's right, only our house is studying tonight, and the other houses are free to move. Everyone must have guessed why, the guide's revenge came so soon.

Comrade Kim Jong-sin, the successor of the great leader, taught us: "It's 5:20 a.m., and there is still an hour before 6:30, and we can't drink a few bottles in an hour. ”

Li Chong said: "I'll run first, go to the bedroom downstairs to make noodles, you go back to the bedroom to clean up the table, and eat quickly." "It is said that the third brother ran to the grocery CBD at the speed of a 100-meter sprint that day, and asked for six instant noodles with eggs and intestines, because there are too many CBD businesses, so only two microwave ovens are equipped in the catering service, so the CBD business at that time is monopolized by the third brother, every time he takes out a cooked one from the microwave oven, the third brother keeps explaining at the moment when he is eager to try in the queue behind: "Mine." "Hey, it's still mine." "Hehe, it's still mine." "Then there are three more." The sound of pouting in the CBD comes and goes, as if everyone has a toothache.

We packed up the tables and sat in rows. With a bang, Leopard Pants Li broke through the door, holding six bags of instant noodles and a bag of small pickles in both hands, with an anxious look on his face, and his mouth trembled: "Hurry up, let's house, our house, our house, our house pee?" At that time, everyone understood that he was holding back, and what he wanted to say was, "What about the basin in our house?" I'm holding my pee. ”

Shen Bei looked at Li Chong, and said in a strange manner: "Oh, our house urine is all flushed?" ”

Lao Zhu is still relatively kind: "Hurry up, pick them all up, don't let him urinate in the house." ”

Everyone hurriedly took the instant noodles in Brother Chong's hand and put them in the rice bowl. The eldest brother took out a roast chicken that he brought from home and said that everyone would share it. After the third brother finished urinating, he entered the house and saw the chicken on the table and said, "Great, there are still chickens to eat." ”

Although there were chickens on the table, no one was embarrassed to do it.

Li Chong looked at everyone and said, "Eat quickly, what's so embarrassing, you should grab it after a while." ”

This is the truest portrayal of the bedroom buddies, from strange to familiar, from shy to calm. Eat together, live together. Someone has calculated that dorm mates may spend more time together than most brothers. After leaving college, except for your lover, you will never have such a close relationship with new students, and no one will ever care about those secrets that belong to your heart.

Without further ado, let's move on to chickens. The eldest brother said, "Isn't it, come and get a piece of it." After that, Lao Zhu took a wing and bit it in his mouth, and then turned back to get a napkin. By the time Lao Zhu turned around, the chicken had turned into a pile of white bones.

Lao Zhu poked his neck, stared at the single eyelid and squinted his eyes, and trembled with joy: "Oh, I'll go, I kind of understand, what is it to make everyone collect firewood and the flame is high." ”

Then he turned his head and said to me, "A whole chicken, Doudou, it's gone in an instant, ah, it's awesome." ”

After that, the process of eating will not be described in detail, because I was not too full at noon, the fast food noodles gave me enough fragrance, especially the feeling of eating two bites of instant noodles and biting a piece of egg white, that kind of elasticity, moist and smooth. And the crunchy sausage, why do you say that the cracked crunchy sausage cooked in the microwave is so delicious, especially the corn kernels in it, the small corn is sweet and salty, and the aroma bursts open when you grind it with the back molars. There is also the crispy mustard, soaked in the noodle soup to wash away the salty taste, leaving only a refreshing crisp. The sun, the sand, the waves, the cactus, it's so delicious.

Yes? Comrades who are losing weight, are you hungry after listening to my description?

After Lao Zhu finished saying that everyone was collecting firewood and the flame was high, everyone laughed, and then chatted about military training while eating. After a while, after eating, everyone walked to the college together, and then learned discipline and shouted slogans Those boring things will not be repeated, but there is indeed a bright spot in the study, that is, the instructor asked the student handbook to copy on the blackboard and everyone learned together, randomly clicked on the old song on the blackboard to write, the old song may be a little nervous at the beginning to write a little crooked, and some cheap people began to laugh at the old song, who thought that the old song is actually a hidden master, writing and writing is easy, he writes very well, the proportion is regular, there are edges and corners. The buddies in the dormitory were sincerely happy to see Lao Qu's long face, Comrade Jin Zhengxin took the lead in applauding, and the general secretary agreed.

In addition, I will sing the school song I learned at that time, and I will sing it all now. It may be that when you are new to an unfamiliar environment, a large group of people are doing the same thing, and you will unconsciously invest in it, and that is the power of the collective.

After studying the manual in the evening, everyone returned to the dormitory together, and after sitting down one after another, the first prostitute congress of the 404 dormitory was officially held.

The speech began with Comrade Kim Jong-sin, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea: "My name is Kim Jong-sin, a North Korean, and I have my birthday on February 12, 84. ”

Lao Zhu cheered: "Everyone applauds." ”

After the applause, Lao Zhu said: "In this way, let's talk about our specialties and hobbies." ”

Zhengxin continued: "I studied tenor, and I was the second in Tsinghua University and the third in Peking University. ”

"I'm grass!" Everyone sighed.

"That's awesome." Little North Road.

"Then why are you here?" Qu Boyong said.

Jin Zhengxin replied with a cynical look: "Don't mention it, our family can't do it." ”

Xiaobei said: "Come one, come one, show and show." ”

Zhengxin is also not stage frightened: "Come to one, come one." ”

Li Chong shouted: "Come on that, Pavarotti's my sun." ”

Zhengxin looked serious: "Then come here." ”

As soon as Zhengxin opened his mouth to sing, everyone knew that this grandson could sing really not blow, I really had a deafening feeling at the time, Zhengxin's singing voice was particularly loud, louder than playing drums, when I was long, I felt that my eardrum had been buzzing and trembling, and when I was in high notes, my eyes were wide open, as if I was going to kill the enemy.

This song really shook us all, I have seen a lot of people who sing well before, but this time, I feel that it is really the best singing of a living person I have ever seen in my life, because the scene is so shocking, at that time I think he sang better than the stars on TV.

Naturally, after singing, the second brother won everyone's praise.

After everyone calmed down and the meeting continued, Lao Qu introduced: "Hello everyone, I am Qu Boyong, I am from August 84, and I used to be on the school basketball team. ”

This is also awesome, Li Chong asked: "No wonder, you are so tall that you play center." ”

Lao Qu replied: "No, it's blind, I'm not tall enough." ”

Xiaobei said: "I'll go, can't, it's not enough to be so tall, how tall are you." ”

Lao Qu said: "One meter eight nine." ”

Xiaobei said: "I don't think you are more than two meters." ”

Everyone was happy, Lao Zhu said: "Pull it down, Xiaobei, you look at everyone more than two meters." ”

Xiaobei himself was happy, and he laughed at what he had condensed was the essence.

Then Li Chong introduced himself: "My name is Li Chong, in June '84, I am an art student, studying art. ”

Xiaobei said: "No wonder he is so handsome, it turns out that he is engaged in art." ”

Lao Zhu: "Applause, our house is full of talents." ”

Applause Xiaobei opened his mouth to introduce himself, and he slapped a few times with his tongue: "When Rigland, when Riglang, Shen Bei, I have something to say, although I am not too tall, but my ambition is higher than the wall." ”

After a piece of Allegro, Xiao Nan continued: "I have learned a two-person turn, but I am not interested in this, I hope to be the best host in China in the future." ”

People of that age were like that, when they heard someone mention their dreams, they immediately became excited, and everyone applauded.

After that, I didn't introduce myself, just me and Lao Zhu. Lao Zhu asked me to introduce myself, to be honest, I was quite unproductive at the time, and I was nervous and speechless as soon as I spoke in front of everyone, so I shirked and let Lao Zhu come first.

Lao Zhu said: "My name is Zhu Haolin, born in January 84, I learned folk songs for a while when I was at home, but it was too late today to show it, and then let Doudou introduce himself." ”

It's my turn, the entanglement in my heart at that time, these people are too good, they are all stunts, and I, I can't do anything. At that time, I was really inferior, they were all peers, everyone had great talents, and the family conditions were better than mine, which hit me very hard, I was already a little introverted, and I didn't like to talk even more since that time, especially when I spoke in front of more than two people, and later I watched "Chinese Partner" to know that at that time I may have suffered from a mental illness like speech phobia because of excessive inferiority, but since then I have also mastered a new skill, that is, I can always hear my inner voice.

When it was my turn to introduce, I said, "Hello everyone, my name is Guo Doudou, in October '84, I hope to become good friends with you." ”

At this time, everyone was still staring at me, but I really couldn't say a word, but at this time, Lao Zhu discovered a big secret, so he diverted the topic:

"No, Xiaobei, what day is your birthday?"