After Lao Zhu asked Xiaobei, Xiaobei replied happily: "I am from June 85." ”

At that time, the room was going crazy, it was unbelievable.

Lao Qu said: "85, I thought you were 75... ”

Lao Zhu also said: "I always thought you were older than me." ”

Me too, I've always been a big brother and a big brother is short and called this big brother. It turned out that he was the smallest, this stinky and shameless one.

After that, Lao Zhu concluded his speech: "Then the age of our house is clear, let's line up." ”

Top dog; Zhu Haolin. Second: Kim Zhengxin. The third: Li Chong. Fourth: Qu Boyong (proposed to bribe the election, vainly wanted to invite everyone to dinner, and asked everyone to elect him as the boss, but failed). Old five: Guo Doudou. Sixth: Shen Bei.

Of course, it's not like in the underworld movie, after the ranking, everyone knelt on the ground and asked the second master to go out and worship the incense. We just changed each other's names after we settled on that order. Of course, it turns out that the knot without a ritual is by no means invalid, because to this day, our brothers are like brothers, and they are getting closer and closer.

The lights go out at 10:30 in the dormitory, and it's the kind that turns off the power switch. With the extinguishing of the evening light, the first plenary meeting of the 404th Bed came to a successful conclusion. Everyone should wash up, the wolf howl should be howling, the second brother stabilized the bed and let the fourth brother go to bed. After washing my face, I went back to bed and took out my phone to report that I was safe. But it was too late, so I decided to send a text message. At this time, I found that this mobile phone has a magical flaw, that is, text messages can only type English letters, not Chinese characters! I'll go, what kind of evil is this? Ten years later, when I downloaded the Sogou input method, I figured out that this problem is called "no Chinese character input method". Although this mobile phone can't input Chinese characters, it can receive Chinese character text messages, and the little Japanese mobile phone is really high-energy. But I was not stumped by this problem, pinyin on pinyin, during that time I sent text messages, and the address book was saved in pinyin.

After I tested all the options in the settings and identified the problem, I edited a text message and sent it to my mother:

“wozaixuexiaoyiqiedouhão.”

Send.

The next day, harassed by the alarm on my eldest brother's mobile phone, I sat up with a stagger, and a new day began.

When eating in the morning, Xiaobei saw a girl at the next table, who was very well developed, and there was a magic obstacle along the way, with straight eyes and a hala in his mouth, he would say a word: "It's so big." "We also nicknamed that girl Hai Mimi, everyone will understand for themselves.

Then, that day, we experienced the "sandstorm", a seasonal specialty in the north. ”

The venue of our military training is in the open space behind the library, the ice rink in winter, the grass in summer, the grass before our military training is half a meter high, I don't know which grandson gave the principal the idea, let the freshmen kick for two days, and kicked the barren grass into an oasis. Back then, we strong men crackled and kicked the grass in the clearing, which was really the same color as the camouflage uniforms and the meadows, and the grasshoppers and dragonflies flew together. This kind of poetry is very interesting and deceptive, could it be that the principal deliberately wants to leave this beautiful stroke in our youthful paintings? For a moment I almost believed it.

At noon, I thought it was going to rain, and then suddenly it was windy, and in an instant, the sky turned red, and the colors all over the world seemed to be using LEMO filters. The instructor puffed out his ears, which should have been experienced or animal instinct, and immediately shouted:

"Assemble."

Then you have to pull the team back to shelter from the rain, and then according to the eldest brother's recollection:

Big brother: "During military training, everyone put the kettle on the edge of the flower bed in front of the team. When I heard the gathering, Xiaobei and I went to get the kettle. Less than fifty meters away, we turned around after taking the kettle, my team of more than 1,000 people was gone, you were paralyzed and there was no one, and then the wind brought the soil and rolled in, the visibility was less than five meters, the trees and buildings were not visible, and there was no direction in the trough. I said Xiaobei, let's go quickly, it seems that Harbin may be like this calf. Then we held hands and ran to the library in the dark, walked back along the road, and it took more than half an hour to find our way back to the dormitory. As soon as I entered the house and saw that everyone was sleeping, I was confused in my heart, and I said that this is a dream? What happened? ”

Third brother: "The eldest brother and Xiao Nan didn't go back to the dormitory, and after the team came back, they were disbanded at the gate of the college. After a few of us returned to the dormitory, we all said that they were still raping (the eldest brother Xiaobei was smart) and knew to find a place to hide. ”

After listening to the third brother's description, the eldest brother said: "Rape Mao, I am a child from a big forest, how have I ever seen this posture, I have never been so confused and helpless in my life." I've been wondering who is going to save me. ”

Xiaobei" 。。。。。。 ”

Everyone thought that Xiaobei was scared silly.

The fourth child said that he cared about Xiaobei and asked him: "Xiaobei, are you okay?" ”

Xiao Bei was expressionless.

Everyone hurriedly gathered around, and I kept shaking Xiaobei: "Xiaobei, sober and sober, sober and sober." ”

Xiaobei returned to his soul, made the posture of a dragon claw hand, looked lewd, and scratched: "Hai Mimi~." ”

I pour.

Due to the afternoon sandstorm, we rested for the afternoon.

Dream! Take a break, a large group of instructors came in the afternoon and began to train folding quilts, I couldn't fold that thing several times, I gave up completely. But the school requires that the inspection will begin tomorrow, and the non-standard stacking will be deducted points for the dormitory and class, and at that time, everyone's collective sense of honor is still very strong, and as soon as I heard about the deduction, I began to practice desperately. At this time, everyone found that Xiaobei was particularly talented, and the most standard of stacking, so they flattered Xiaobei and asked him to help fold, I was embarrassed to speak, because the time between the early arrival and the assembly was very tight, and everyone was so tired from training, I was really embarrassed to beg him.

During the small talk, I heard an instructor say that in order to cope with folding quilts, some people will wet the quilt with water, and when it is wet, it can be folded squarely, and when their superiors check it, the quilt will also be stained with water. Some people ask the instructor to help fold it once, and then sleep at night without covering, and put it on the cabinet to cover the quilt they brought from home to sleep, the scientific name is "for the quilt". The Chinese people have many similar bad habits, and no matter how accurate the guns in the army are, they will not be rated as excellent soldiers if they are not stacked well. As a teacher, no matter how well you teach, if you can't write a paper, you can't get a professional title. When the work of organs and units is re-promoted, it is not united with the masses to get two negative votes. As a result, there are policies and countermeasures, and fake academics are prevalent. I think the reason for this is directly related to being forced to be helpless, just as General Patton famously said, "I can be a good general because I never give such orders to make soldiers fly like birds in the sky, and when I give such orders, they do not do it, and the problem is not with the soldiers, but with me." "Hey, formalism kills people. Without further ado, after all considerations, I intend to adopt the tactics of confession.

The happy evening time soon came, Xiaobei prepared a five-star beer, and the eldest brother Zhang cooked a table of good dishes. There are three or four big elbows, several large pig feet, a big roast chicken, we bought a few bags of peanuts in the grocery CBD, small pickles soaked in aged vinegar, a lot of dried tofu rolls, crispy sausages...

The second brother looked at the food on the table, and silently took out 4 bottles of liquor from his small cabinet.

The fourth brother looked at the wine, patted the eldest brother's thigh hard, and the eldest brother trembled (inside: What are you doing JB...). ）

The fourth brother said: "Xinghua Village, I'll go, second brother, your wine is good." ”

The third brother took a bottle and said, "I'll take a look, I'll take a look." Then he opened a bottle and began to pour it one by one.

Xiaobei should have a little bit of alcohol, and shouted excitedly: "Brothers, I will rest when I get drunk tonight." ”

At this time, I saw the second brother take out a big rice jar again, open a bottle of liquor, pour it clean, and then open another bottle, knock. The second brother saw that the rice jar was not full, so he picked up another can of beer and filled it up. Then I picked up the jar, stood up, said something I will never forget, and did a horrible thing that shattered my whole worldview.