After returning to the dormitory in the morning, I was greeted by a super handsome guy as soon as I entered the door. How so? looks very much like Wu Yanzu. Seriously, this guy is the most handsome person I've ever met in real life. Although he was only wearing a leopard print pants, he didn't seem to feel embarrassed at all, and immediately reached out to shake my hand when he saw me: "Hello buddy, my name is Li Chong, Lin Chong's Chong." "In ancient times, there was a leopard head Lin Chong, and now there is a leopard print pants head Li Chong, it seems that this person is also a hero.

The biggest difference between naked men and naked women is that I am still very calm about naked men, and I replied: "Hello, my name is Guo Doudou." ”

He said, "Dude, sit down first, they'll all have breakfast, and I'll wash up first." With that, he lifted his pants and walked out of the room.

I watched him go out and walk to his bed. I put my things down and looked at the changes in the room. I noticed that the bed on the left hand side of the door was missing a group, and the other beds were covered with futons, and it seemed that there were only 6 people living in this room.

I had just changed into a camouflage uniform for military training in the house. Li Chong, the head of the leopard pants, returned to the bedroom with the basin, and he said to me: "It's very fast, it's all changed, I'll change it too." ”

As soon as he got dressed, he asked me, "Why haven't you come to the dormitory for the past two days?" Yesterday there was all the people in the house, so I left you alone. ”

I replied, "My family is from the city, and I have been home for the past two days. ”

He said: "Shen Bei said, the first day reported that the two of you came first, and then ......."

I got it: "And what? ”

Li Chong: "And then you suddenly disappeared." ”

I laughed helplessly, learning Fan Wei's accent: "I don't want to know how I came to land, I just want to know how I don't have land." ”

Li Chong didn't answer, echoed and smiled and said, "Let's go, gather at the gate of the academy." ”

The two of us bolted the little lock on the dormitory door and headed for the college. Along the way, we both had a very fast cadence. When I passed by the cafeteria, I saw a lot of small tables at the entrance of the cafeteria, with banners hanging on the tables, and all Unicom and Telecom campus cards were sold.

At this time, Li Conflict said to me: "Do you know Luobei? ”

I said, "What"?

He said: "Luobei, a place in Hegang, my home is there. ”

I said, "Oh, I've heard of Hegang." ”

He smiled and said, "We'll be fine, I'll take you to play during the holidays." ”

The spring breeze comes and goes, and the falling flowers bloom again. Thirteen years have passed since this promise, and when the willow trees sprout and the spring grass is green, Li Chong has never taken me to his house to play. At this time of year, I look up at the boundless fallen trees that fall from Xiao Xiao, fantasizing about the Luobei food in Li Chong's mouth, the clear Luobei River, the Russian beauties like golden cats, and it just so happens that there will be a group of geese that look like Fan Wei passing through the sky, and they are flying in the sky while chirping: "Ga, what about your promise." Gah, where's your stretcher? ”

At that time, this sentence really made me understand what a big flicker is, and what is a flicker that suddenly appears without the slightest precaution or concern.

Walking with the face of a copycat star like Li Chong all the way, we have received countless attention gifts from the opposite sex, either shy or hot. Of course, the main firepower (well, all the firepower) is concentrated on him, and I am a "side light" at best. It's wrong, it's Yu Guang. And it's a little out of focus in the eyes of the girls. But this illusion still makes the poor road very useful, and there is an illusion that spring flowers are all over the field, and you can pick them.

With a fresh breeze, we came to the door of the academy. A full crowd gathered, wearing uniform green camouflage uniforms, and there was a feeling that the grass was too green to pierce people's eyes. But no matter how turbulent the sea of people is, it can't stop the fighter in the strange - the abruptness of the fourth brother, this guy's height is really woody and beautiful, and the first thing I noticed in the crowd was him, thinking that this guy is really tall. In addition, about the big man, I believe everyone has experienced, the so-called things gather by like, people by groups, tall people always love to get together with the same altitude, so there are several other big ones around the fourth brother. And what about Shenbei? The specific height is one meter and six is unknown, but he also stood next to the fourth brother.

Xiaobei put it there, I'll go, isn't this a whole flock of chickens and cranes?

At this time, Xiaobei also saw us, one floated in the air, jumped up and picked up the fourth brother's ear and said something. The fourth brother came over and patted me on the shoulder with a big bear paw (my HP-50): "Hello, my name is Qu Boyong." ”

At this time, Xiaobei also came over and said a little complainingly: "Ni went to dry the wood that day." ”

Then he chattered fiercely: "Ni didn't say you called, I asked Ni to bring food to Russia, you can take it, I Nima waited for Ni for a night." ”

I replied, "Wrong big brother, I was wrong, my family said to let me go home, so I went straight back." ”

Li Chong: "Okay, let's go back to the house and chat, I'll greet you over there." ”

Hearing this, we hurried to the position team of our own class. At that time, I looked at it, and there were about two or three hundred people in our college throughout the academic year, standing in a green phalanx. When I mention this, I am reminded of this story:

China's Million Mysterious Troops? 》

According to US military satellites, around September every year, more than a million mysterious troops in China assemble in major cities and mysteriously disappear after half a month...... US military experts believe that this is a powerful and vital force in China, and they are generally 20 years old, and they not only have strong individual combat ability, but also have high-level physical and cultural qualities. It will be the biggest threat to the United States! Subsequently, the United States invested hundreds of millions of dollars in military spending to conduct research, and finally came to the conclusion that military training should be opened.

To get back to the point, the phalanx is standing, and then the Chinese all understand, the next link is all kinds of leaders coming to the stage and talking nonsense, and the central idea is one: the school is opened by me, and you all have to be obedient. If you don't behave, you'll be hit until you're demented.

After the leader spoke, a loud slogan sounded: "Listen to my command!" Turn right! March! ”

In this way, the hellish military training began. During that time, everyone got up earlier than the chickens, slept later than the cats, ate worse than the pigs, and tanned darker than the donkeys. The mood of the instructor determines the intensity of your training, and if you are in a bad mood, you will be asked to stand in a military posture for half an hour.

"Who's tired? Are you tired? Okay, let's all stand for another half an hour. ”

Standing down in the military posture all morning, I felt like I had floated to the cafeteria, and my legs were sore. After coming to the cafeteria, I asked for a bowl of porridge on the second floor, fried dumplings for three yuan, and devoured my stomach. To be honest, I didn't eat too much, but I had limited entanglements, so I wanted to save as much as possible. After eating, I went to the places on the first floor that sold mobile phone cards to get a Unicom mobile phone card, and returned to the dormitory with the card.

After entering the house, I found that everyone had returned, Li Chong stood at the door and saw me and said, "Why are you gone at noon, everyone eats together, and you are the only one." ”

I have already explained the reasons above, so I set a rule for myself at that time, that is, I eat my own, so that I try not to eat other people's, and I will not invite guests, so that the money on my body can last for a while. I scratched my head and said, "There were too many people when we disbanded, and I didn't see you." ”

Li Chong said: "Oh, let's take a break, I'm tired." ”

After I said yes, I walked to my bedside, and as I went, I saw a huge white fat man lying on the bottom bunk next to the bed on the right hand side of the door, reading a book called "Diamond Sutra" without squinting. Just as I was about to be surprised, Qu Boyong came back from outside my dormitory, walked up behind me, and slapped me again (my HP-50).

Lao Qu said to me: "I'm back, buddy." ”

I hurriedly lucked my internal strength back to blood, and I should also say hello. Then, as I continued to walk, I saw my lower bunk, a Chinese man about the same thin as me, with single eyelids, long hair, and a bit like Feng Gong.

This man sat on my lower bunk, his eyes straight, and his mouth kept muttering, "Three hundred? Three thousand? Add a 10,000-word read after three hundred, hey, yes, read it in a row! ”

I took the initiative to greet him: "Hello buddy. My name is Guo Doudou, and I live in your upper bunk. ”

He stood up with a lewd smile: "Hello, my name is Zhu Haolin." "That's right, Zhu Haolin's laughter makes me feel obscene, as if there is nowhere to do it with a bubble in my stomach, his expression is very rich, it is the kind of face that makes people want to laugh at a glance, it may be a natural skill with a comedy aura, which is particularly interesting.

Then he continued: "I am from the beautiful forest capital Spring City, Spring City is the largest city in the whole heavenly court, we Spring City does not need to drink for guests, and it is intoxicating when you take out the green, and you are welcome to come to the big forest as a guest." ”

I'll go, this set of words is too official, especially the sentence Spring City is the largest city in the Celestial Empire, and the largest city in my impression is Beijing, nonsense. (But it was later verified that Spring City was indeed the largest city in the Celestial Empire)

I quickly responded, "Good place, good place." Ay? Who hung a Chairman Mao on my bedside? ”

Okay, now that the main members of the 404 Institute have all been exposed, let's summarize: Boss, born comedian, Zhu Haolin, a gift from nature, my lower bunk. The second child, the Korean strange Jin Zhengxin, the counterweight of the fourth bunk, this person is especially fond of bragging. The third child, the handsome guy Lin Chong with leopard print pants, the right hand of the door is bunked by the window, and the appearance of four zeros and four is responsible. The fourth, Qu Boyong, a little giant who is lazy to go out of the international level, has a bad stomach. Lao Wu, myself, the great author Jun, is pure by nature, good looking, I want to find someone between 18 and 28 years old, with good facial features and a common language... (Yikes.) Daughter-in-law, stop fighting, I'm kidding). The sixth child, Shen Bei, drinks beer empty, and when he sees the stage, people go crazy when he sees the pseudo-two-person actor, I always thought that he was not confused before he said his age.

A wonderful plot is about to unfold. These people in the dormitory not only accompanied me during the four years of college, but also became the most precious friends of my life. At the same time, how six people with distinct personalities and their own ways get along in harmony and perform a psychotic incident that normal people can't do, the answer is about to be revealed.