3, you are not a two-person actor at all

At that time, beer was popular at that age, but I really hadn't experienced drinking beer in vain. I struggled 10,000 times in my heart, whether to give my new classmates a face, and struggled between being a good person and being an SB, and finally I decided:

"Forget it, buddy, let's drink it again if you have a fate."

Xiaobei tilted his head and stared at me for a long time, oh, and put the beer back in his pocket.

"Where did you buy this beer?" I asked.

"What's left on the train."

I wonder how good this guy is.

After a while, the guy pulled out an allegro and began to communicate with me in a Venusian way...... That's right, this thing took out a pair of allegro and began to fight on the top bunk, the situation was miserable, the allegro flew straight to the face, there was no rhythm at all, and from time to time I could see the twitching expression on his face, I guess it should be a finger smack.

Okay, hero, you won, you managed to get my attention, I'm going to interview you: "Dude, have you practiced?" ”

Xiaobei: "It's okay, I've learned two-person transfer before." This is one of the four basic homework courses for the two of them, talking, learning, teasing, and grazing...... Allegro. ”

Me: "Awesome, this one is not easy to learn, right? ”

Xiaobei: "It's okay, these are all basic skills, I'll teach you later." ”

When I was young, I had never seen a real two-person actor, and I was so stunned by Xiaobei's goods, this is too powerful, and it can be turned by two people. No wonder, no wonder, I said that this kid was wearing a silk robe at the head of the bed, like a special shroud, it turned out to be a performance costume.

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After calming down, I thought about it, I have settled down, and I should report peace to my family.

So I said to Xiaobei: "Dude, you practice, I'll go downstairs and make a call, and I'll be back in a while." ”

Xiao Bei's eyebrows danced, and he signaled "Oh" to me with his eyes, and in the crackling allegro farewell, I floated out of the bedroom in a daze.

The moment he closed the door of the bedroom, Xiaobei shouted like a pig behind him: "When will you return Doudou, let's order a cup." I live in the dormitory casually, and I'm so cool when I go. Come back and bring me something to eat! ”

I walked downstairs to the super integrated commercial cobweb+ grocery store (there was no Internet + at that time) and called my dad a little and told him that I had settled down in the dormitory, and the school said that military training would start the day after tomorrow and that I would be on call in the dormitory at eight o'clock in the morning. Dad said that since he was okay in the afternoon, he would go home, go home and eat something good, and come back in the car the morning after tomorrow. I thought about it and walked straight out of school and went home, but I always felt as if I had forgotten something.

Afterwards, according to Xiaobei's recollection:

When I first arrived at the dormitory, the verdant outside the window reflected the green white wall, I sat quietly on the bed, the door panel was pushed open, the golden light of fate flashed in front of my eyes, and an elegant man who made people feel like a breeze came into my sight, ah! That's my fifth brother, an image as dazzling as gold.

。。。。。。 The above is what he said for Xiaobei, and the next is Xiaobei's monologue after drinking:

It's a nun, what's wrong? The first person I saw in the dormitory was the fifth brother. Is it a nun? Fifth brother is really wonderful. Hey, I didn't speak when I came to the dormitory. It's a nun, just sitting there reading the newspaper. Then tell Russia that he is going out to make a call. What's up? Ni Ma My Ni Ma played Allegro for a long time, Ni Du Mo came back, Ni had to give Russia an explanation.

Straight to the point. When I got home, I gave a debriefing to my parents. I reported some of my feelings about going to school today, and then wrote the history of revolutionaries, expressed my prodigal son's determination to turn back, and said that without the serious interference of mathematics, I would never fall asleep in class for no reason, and I wanted to promise Chairman Mao that I would study hard and be a bad grandmother.

After dinner in the evening, my mother came to my room and asked me if I needed to bring a thick quilt to school the day after tomorrow, I said that I didn't need to send it to school, and my mother took out another 200 yuan for me to spend on school, I said that my father gave me 1,000 yuan, which is enough, you can keep the flowers. Mom asked me what else I needed.

I hesitated for a long time and said, "It's okay, there's everything, is my previous pager still there?" You can help me find out, it's usually easier to contact my family or someone to find me. ”

Mom pursed her lips and thought for a while and said, "What's the use of pager now, why don't I buy you a mobile phone." ”

I hurriedly said, "No, no, that thing is useless, I can't use it very much, I can't use it, just use pager"

Mom paused for a few seconds: "Okay, I'll find it out for you, I won't have anything to do to pay you during the day tomorrow, go to sleep." ”

The next afternoon, I went to the Internet café to surf the Internet, I have been going to the computer room since the third grade of primary school, I have always loved to play games on the Internet, I have always loved to go to the Internet café to play CS in high school, and I felt empty and panicked when I didn't play for a few days. As for me, I'm also very talented in playing games, no matter what I play, I'm always the fiercest among my friends. CS too, at that time it was popular to use sniper rifles, and it was a sniper and a blind sniper, but I didn't like it, I just liked to charge, with M4, with AK, with a big 51. Playing the BLOOD mini-map,I use a grenade is a must.,Throw the thunder prediction is particularly accurate,Use the shortcut key to set the button to buy the mine,A god throws,A game throws more than a dozen mines,Often the opposite side has not rushed over and is almost killed,According to me, my high school classmates call me "Thor".

In the afternoon, after a few hours of slaughter on the battlefield, I returned home with countless heads. When my dad saw that I was back, he didn't look like he was welcoming a hero, but asked me with a straight face what I was doing, and I said I went out to play.

Dad: "Going to the Internet café again?" ”

Me: "Yes." ”

Dad became furious for a moment, and shouted loudly: "Play, you know how to surf the Internet in one day, and now you know how to play, what's the use of you playing that thing!" ”

scolded me with a head and face, and scolded me for all the ugly words.

I replied, "I'm going to school tomorrow, what's wrong with playing for a while today, I haven't played much, that's it." ”

Dad suddenly stopped scolding, maybe waiting for a CD. But still said loudly, "You know what? Every inch of time and every inch of gold, if you continue to play like this every day, what hope do you have in the future?"

I said, "Okay, I know, there's no hope, there's no hope, I'm done." ”

Dad yelled, "Get out, get out." ”

I went back to my room to the sound of yelling.

After a while, my mother came to the room and told me not to be angry with my dad, he was not in good health and anxious, and then said that I am so old because I am greedy for play, I don't know how much I have lost? After saying that, he took out a mobile phone from his pocket.

That's right, it's a mobile phone!

Although I kept saying that I didn't want it, I was still happy when I saw the mobile phone, because at that time, mobile phones were popular, and my peers basically had mobile phones. Mom said that this is the mobile phone that Uncle Sun used to use, and he has a new mobile phone, so my dad is coming here, and he said that he will use it for you. Uncle Sun is my father's colleague, and the small brick of Panasonic that he eliminated this mobile phone, although it is a bit big, it is also outdated, and at that time it was good for me to have a mobile phone, and the requirements were not high.

The mobile phone has not yet applied for a card, I decided to go to the school to do it again, the fat sister didn't say it, the first floor of the canteen can be done, this matter is not in a hurry. When I was in a good mood, I went to beckon my dad to have dinner with me, and although he had a straight face at first, he was at peace while eating. When I was young, I didn't understand it, but when I grew up, I understood that we all have to save face in front of strangers. Parents, in front of their own children, they need to save face, sometimes we don't want to be angry with our parents all the time, that's too willful.

After eating, I was in a good mood, so I went to the night market with my mother. When I was a child, my mother always took me to play in this night market, and at that time, the streets were full of tin houses, stalls in front of the houses, and pop songs floating all over the streets. Under the incandescent light bulb, my mother led me to eat grilled squid. Together, we stranded in front of the bookstall to look through second-hand tatters and buy audio tapes to accompany our dreams. Now I always feel that it was a wonderful time, although I don't have much money, a healthy family can enjoy a leisurely time. In the quiet night, you can shuttle between reality and science fiction in a robot cat, and feel the excitement of blood in an episode of Slam Dunk.

That night, at the age of 18, I was lying in bed, still listening to the tape and falling asleep, fantasizing about whether one day, I could go back to yesterday in a time machine, back to the past, to make up for many regrets in the past. I fantasize about tomorrow, I fantasize about good grades, I fantasize about good friends, and I fantasize about how sweet love is.

"Can I continue to dream of youth, I don't know how time flies." When you understand the lyrics, youth is already far away from you.

The next morning, I took the bus back to school, and the military training was about to begin.