After the yellow-haired ones went upstairs, this fight was over. I walked up to my eldest brother and asked, "How is it, are you okay?" ”

The eldest brother waved his hand: "It's okay, these little cubs, don't let my brother see them again, watch and fight once." ”

At that time, I was quite helpless, although I can't blame the big brother for this matter, but this fight is for him without any objections, he fell in one round, and he is still blowing here......

I asked Xiaobei again: "How are you?" ”

Xiaobei kept gesturing with his hands and feet, smiled and said with a wrinkle on his face: "That kid let me take advantage of it." ”

As soon as I looked at Xiaobei, it was fine.

What about me? It didn't matter if I was kicked a few times.

After going to bed, Xiaobei said to me: "Fifth brother, I can't see it, you are lean, and you are quite capable of fighting." ”

I said modestly: "It's nothing, you're also quite fierce, little tank." ”

Xiaobei smiled honestly: "Hehe, big brother, big brother is the most complete calf." ”

The eldest brother was a little embarrassed when he heard it, but the eldest brother is a very good person, he can afford to joke, who said that he doesn't care about two sentences, the eldest brother laughed and shouted: "Who? Who's done with the calf? I'll tell you, brother didn't make a move, I waited for the other party to make the first move, and his move was a losing move. ”

Xiaobei and I were both happy, Xiaobei said: "Pull it down quickly, and we will both hang up when you make a move." ”

The eldest brother suddenly paused and said, with a face on the face of the key in the wallet, the expression of the wallet falling in the toilet:

"Will they be able to find them later?"

This sentence scared me, but no, if the other party finds a good person and kills it back, the brothers will be scrapped today, I hurriedly called: "Quick, hang up the phone for the fourth child." ”

The eldest brother hurriedly called the fourth: "What about being with the second child?" XXXX, come back, someone kicks to bed. ”

Xiaobei also hung up the phone to the third child: "Go back to the dormitory, it's time to fight." ”

After hanging up the phone, I hurriedly searched for some weapons in the house to defend myself, the atmosphere in the room was very tense, the lives of the three of us entered the slow stage, I can clearly feel each other's breathless, uncontrollable heartbeat.

Suddenly, poof! The door was kicked open, and I flickered in my heart, thinking that this was the end of the calf.

As a result, it was the fourth brother who entered the door, and the fourth brother shouted: "His grandmother is better, who?" Who dares to make a mistake! ”

As soon as the fourth brother entered the house, I was steady, and then the second brother also came in, and there were several people behind him, and the second brother asked as soon as he entered the door: "Big brother, where are the people?" ”

The eldest brother said the scene of the battle in the corridor just now, and the eldest brother said so, saying that there were a few boys pretending to be with him, and he led me and Xiaobei to beat a few of them away, for fear that the other party would seek revenge, and the eldest brother himself had the risk of being outnumbered, he could fight and run, but he couldn't abandon me and Xiaobei, so he called them back.

As soon as the second brother heard this, he said, "You just called, don't let a few of them run away, as soon as I heard about the fight, I quickly led the brothers back." ”

Then the second brother introduced, these buddies who came with him are all from Building 3 211, from the Department of Social Sciences of our college, just now he and the fourth brother were drinking with these buddies in their dormitory. Then the second brother's face changed and said, "Let's go, go upstairs and arrest them in the bedroom." ”

As soon as I heard this, I felt bad and wanted to get into trouble. At this time, Xiaobei was very pressed, and hurriedly persuaded: "Pull it down, my brothers didn't suffer any losses, forget it." ”

The fourth child lay flat on the second brother's bed, grabbed the swimming ring on his stomach with his hand, and said: "Pull it down quickly, second brother, we have all drunk, forget it today." ”

Second brother: "How can you forget it?" I've got to take them over. ”

After saying this, everyone didn't respond, and I really didn't want to go.

The second brother waited for a long time to see that we didn't move, so he said, "That's okay, forget it, let's go, let's go back and continue drinking." ”

The fourth brother said: "You guys go back, I'll look at it, if these people dare to come, I'll give it a top." ”

The second brother said expressionlessly: "That's okay, if you come, go downstairs and call me, I stewed them." Then he led the buddy downstairs down.

Not long after the second brother left, the door was kicked open again, and the fourth brother staggered and jumped up, and then melted on the second brother's bed like ice cream.

I saw the third brother wearing a windbreaker and carrying a fork of a tree nearly one person high, his eyes were red, and he asked us, "Where are people?" ”

The eldest brother said weakly: "It's over, third, what are you carrying." ”

Xiaobei said: "Third brother, is this your pickaxe?" ”

The third brother threw the fork on the ground and said, "I'm tired to death, I ran back." Xiaobei, you came to tell me that the fight was over, didn't you slip me? I'll kill you with a pickaxe. ”

Xiaobei hurriedly said goodbye.

I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, pointed to the third brother and said, "Ahhhhhh I know, I know, you, you, you're leap earth! ”

The third brother: "Yes, yes, yes, I am Runtu, what are you, you are 猹 (zha)?" ”

As I spoke, the third brother pressed me down and squeaked, and I laughed while twitching: "You illiterate, that Nianru (cha)!" ”

Laughing and laughing for a moment, and then everyone replayed the scene of the battle just now.

Xiaobei and the third brother and the fourth brother said: "The fifth brother was old and fierce just now, and he rushed up." ”

I said, "I can't, Xiaobei is the main force, a two-to-two." ”

Xiaobei was happy: "I can't do it either, the eldest brother is the main force, one fights five." ”

The fourth brother said, "Aren't you just a couple? ”

Xiaobei said: "And the two of us, suicide attacks, and their own people also do it." ”

Everyone chatted excitedly, and I felt a little tired, so I went back to bed and listened. Although the room was very lively, all laughter, I still felt as if something was missing in my heart, a little empty, so I took out my mobile phone and sent a hypocritical text message to the thin sister:

“zhiyaonaixinzhao,zonghuizhaodaotonghua. (As long as you are patient, you will always find fairy tales)"

This time the reply was relatively quick, "Who the hell are you?" If you don't admit it, I'm going to be angry. ”

I returned: "8yue30hao" (August 30)"

"Guo Doudou?"

"Haha, zongsuancaichulaile (Haha, I finally guessed it.) )”

"Why do you send some pinyin? It's hard to read. ”

"I have a problem with my mobile phone, and I can't pronounce Chinese characters. (For ease of reading, Zhuyin is no longer indicated.) ）”

"How? Are you still adjusting to school? ”

"It's good, senior sister, are you sleepy? Don't be sleepy, let's talk for a while? ”

"I'm a little sleepy."

"Then you should rest early, good night."

"Good night."

After sending this text message, I felt even more lost. I really don't know why I want to send such a text message to my thin sister, but I don't know why I really wanted to talk to girls at that time. Then I sent a text message to my home as usual to report my safety, and turned off the phone. Lying in bed, I began to daydream, fantasize about the plot of playing games, and fantasize that the dormitory became a professional team together, and went to participate in a world-class anti-terrorism competition.

From that night on, the next few days suddenly became dull. The only pleasure of boring training every day, going to the unpalatable cafeteria alone, listening to everyone's chatting and pretending to sleep at night is that I have been running to the moot court to watch the students rehearsing for the orientation party these days. Unsurprisingly, none of the programs in our dormitory were selected, so everyone didn't care much about the party, but fortunately, there were quite a few people sitting down to watch the rehearsal, so I didn't feel too embarrassed to watch it myself. I also learned that the last selection program was a separate gathering of freshmen, and the senior brothers and sisters were all selected separately. Now I watch everyone rehearse in the big empty space of the moot court, and I find that there are really a lot of brothers and sisters who can sing and dance, and I especially like to watch a large group of sisters rehearsing group dances, and I have a feeling of watching it now. At that time, I really liked to see different girls, especially when they danced, with long legs and graceful appearance. There is a joke that says that adolescence is that you have lived normally for the first ten years, and one day, you "Huh? Suddenly, there was a desire that I had never had before, that is, puberty has come.

My interest in the opposite sex was probably a culmination at that point. Is being interested in the opposite sex a topic that cannot be discussed? Many people think that they suppress their desires and feel that it is obscene to talk about it. More people choose to secretly say this with people close to them, because populism will always kidnap sex and morality together, thinking that all evils and lewdness are the first, and "lewdness" must not be so glorious. I think it all stems from the fact that the dominant values that influence us are good at emasculating ourselves, and I feel that by doing so, we are advocating positive energy and fighting negative energy. I always want to ask, are these things in human nature dirty or natural? If he is human nature, then is nature dirty to say in the past? Is it repressed by nature?

In short, at that time, in the dormitory, everyone didn't suppress this desire too much, and every night there were pornographic jokes, and sexual knowledge was constantly exchanged, and everyone was always sexual. Until one day in the middle of the night, everyone was excitedly talking about the joke, which was narrated by Xiaobei, saying that a young woman went to the hexagram stall, and the master with sunglasses screamed and said, "You, there is a bad omen on your body." When the woman heard this, she asked the master urgently: "Then can I get rid of the evil omen?" The master shook his head and said, "Even if you take off the "evil omen", you will not be able to escape the two big waves of life. ”

Speaking of this, everyone laughed lewdly, and the eldest brother took over the baton: "What's the matter, if you don't give it a force, I'll have another one." "The eldest brother squinted in the dark night, and his eyes radiated a thief light. A hexagram-telling tone, saying that this cave room is a candle night, the groom lifted the bride's hijab, the bride looked shy, gently helped the groom untie his clothes, and when he took off his pants, the groom said that he had climaxed. The bride said excitedly, "What." Why is it so fast, I haven't started yet. The groom replied: "This is still a drug, and it is sloppy not to take drugs." ”

Everyone burst into laughter, and Xiaobei picked up the stubble, imitating the popular crowd advertisement at the time: "Has it started?" It's over. ”

At this time, before everyone had time to play, they heard a female voice with a murmur over the dormitory: "Poof, hehehehe." ”