In the middle of the night, the black lights were blinding, and there were all men in this room, but suddenly there was a woman's laughter, which was unbelievable, which was too penetrating. In addition, there is the sound of radio waves in the background of laughter. It's too similar to the Japanese horror movie "Midnight Bell", which was popular at the time.

The eldest brother was the least daring, and asked in a slightly weak voice: "You~you~heard~saw~no~? ”

The third brother received: "I heard it!" What sound? ”

The fourth brother said, "I heard it too, it seems to be coming from the middle of the house." ”

At this time, it was like there was a freezer in the house, and the door was opened, and I felt chills all over my body, and I believe everyone felt this way at that time. No one dared to look into the open space in the middle of the dormitory, my neck seemed to freeze, the air seemed to freeze, but I could feel a cold wind on my face in the closed room.

The third brother was more bold, I heard him sit up, and then with a "snap", he lit the lighter.

I secretly thought in my heart that the two rituals give birth to four elephants, and the four elephants give birth to gossip, whether it is a blessing or a curse, and it is a disaster that cannot be avoided.

Nothing.

The fourth brother suddenly shouted: "This! What about this! ”

I burped in my heart, and I hit the evil spirit.

I rolled over and sat up, looked at the fourth brother, who also lit the lighter, pointed to the door and said, "There are ghosts here." ”

The eldest brother heard this: "Ah! "A bang.

Then the sheep called out: "Fourth, you ~ can ~ don't ~ scare ~ me." ”

Xiaobei hurriedly asked, "Where is it, where is it?" ”

The fourth brother pointed to the door frame and said, "What about this, the sound of the horn." ”

In the old society, there was a grass-green loudspeaker like a small speaker hanging on the door of each dormitory, which was the main source of satisfying our literary and artistic needs in that era of material poverty. At that time, productivity was not developed enough, and there was no TV, stereo, computer, or Internet in the dormitory. The level of science and technology has not yet advanced to today's level, an antique called audio tape wound with adhesive strips is still prevalent, CD players have not yet become popular, MP3 is something that everyone has never heard of, and the transmission of news is word of mouth. And this speaker-like small speaker, the campus radio that starts playing at 5 p.m. every day, has become the main source of everyone's understanding of news, music, and film and television works. What's more, every day at five o'clock, it rings whether you want to listen to it or not.

Of course, in addition to propaganda work, it also has an important function, which is to shout, this speaker can connect each dormitory and the guard room on the first floor, like an internal telephone. Of course, the initiative lies with the doorman aunt, if the aunt doesn't press the button, it's useless for you to shout and break your voice, the aunt presses the button, and the dim little red light on the little horn turns on, you can start a dialogue with the aunt to create a dialogue between time and space.

I believe that when you see this, your heart is already very clear. That's right, it's the aunt downstairs who is eavesdropping on us in the middle of the night.

The fourth brother said: "I followed the position of the woman's laughter and found that the little red light on the loudspeaker suddenly went out. ”

Xiaobei said: "What do you mean, what do you mean." ”

The fourth brother said: "The aunt downstairs is turning on the horn and has been eavesdropping on our conversation." ”

It's frying again in the house!

The eldest brother jumped up and said, "Oh, I'll go, Auntie is okay." ”

The second brother said, "Oh, I'm old." ”

The third brother said, "Okay, day, you go and satisfy your aunt." ”

Second brother: "Wow! ”

The third brother didn't dare to squeak.

The fourth brother asked: "Second brother, what do you mean?" ”

Second brother: "Xibei, is that what it means?" ”

Big brother: "Zhengxin, what does that Xibei mean, you teach us." ”

The second brother said: "Xibei means good." ”

Everyone: "Oh! (I didn't know I had been cheated until many years later)

Have you noticed that every student who has a small partner of the dynasty clan has been messing around with the dynasty for a long time, and after thinking that he is proficient in Korean language skills, when it is time to really show his skills, he finds that what he has learned is actually all swearing.

Xiaobei suddenly jumped to the window and shouted out of the window: "Auntie, I love you!" ”

The second brother's lion roar and postmodernism's sentence breaking method: "I, love you, ah! I love, you! ”

Xiao Bei paused for a moment and continued to shout: "Snow in Saibei! ”

The eldest brother was not willing to be lonely: "Auntie! I'm going to give you a monkey! ”

Downstairs, I don't know which bedroom someone laughed: "Hahaha, it's amazing!" ”

The third brother teased the eldest brother: "Big brother, can you still give birth to a monkey?" ”

I lay down on the top bunk and picked up the stubble: "Listen to him brag, he can still have lice." ”

Everyone laughed, the camera zoomed out, and the light and dark switches......

ALTHOUGH MY AUNT OVERHEARD US TALKING ABOUT PORNOGRAPHY FOR HALF A NIGHT, EVERYONE DIDN'T MEAN TO CARE, BUT THEY WERE VERY EXCITED, RECKLESS ON CAMPUS, AND IT WAS REALLY A BIG THING IN LIFE TO BE ABLE TO GET THIS OLD CONFIDANT.

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The next day, it rained heavily. It's been a long time.,The long-postponed dormitory party was held.。

Loudspeaker: "Notice, because of the rain, the freshman military training will be suspended for one day." ”

As soon as the third brother received the news, he arranged the relevant matters of the dinner, at noon, at the back door of the school, Tianfu spring cakes.

Xiaohu has 8 girls in their dormitory. 8, this number is very good, I pondered for a while, there are joys and sorrows in this matter. Fortunately, the eldest brother and the third brother have locked Xiaohu, and the rest of the 4 brothers have 7 options. Sadly, Hai Mimi's classmate is not from Xiaohu's dormitory, and from the perspective of criminal law, Xiaobei is objectively incommitted. Happily, this is another way to go to Xiaobei, and the rest of our 3 brothers have 7 options.

I looked at the second brother, two hundred and two.

Fourth brother, two hundred and four.

Looking up, I felt as if I could see the sun from the dark clouds.

Xiaobei felt a little lost, and said: "I eat this meal for nothing, I only connect with Hai Mimi." ”

And he sighed, "For whom? For whom? When will my sea mimi return. ”

The eldest brother said: "Xiaobei, don't pretend to be an egg, what about you and your brother pretending to be pure and pure?" ”

Xiaobei: "Big brother, you say so, don't chase Xiaohu for a while, you change someone." ”

Big brother: "I don't drop." ”

I received: "You two have a heart and a soft spot." ”

After hearing this, Xiaobei rushed over, hugged me fiercely, and even buried his head in my arms: "Fifth brother, you understand me too well." ”

Big brother: "Little Wu, you are a writer." ”

At this time, the second brother suddenly played a particularly loud fart.

The eldest brother giggled, and said to the second brother: "Got it, Zhengxin, don't shout, you are also a writer." ”

Xiaobei laughed rattling: "Yes, from the south, Xiamen (Xiamen) writer." ”

The third brother came back from the toilet at this time, and this thing grabbed all his hair with hair wax, which is really handsome.

Xiaobei: "Third brother, you are too handsome." ”

The third brother grabbed his hair and stared at us with a handsome expression: "What's handsome, it's dead." ”

We all said, "Really, really, really, really, very handsome." ”

The third brother said, "Really? ”

And we said, "Really, really, really, very handsome." ”

The third brother said: "I also know that handsome, I deliberately said this, I want to hear you praise twice more." ”

I said to myself, "Man! Face! ”

I said, "Third brother, you are so handsome, just wear this." ”

The third brother slipped his leopard print underwear twice, smiled shyly, and gently scolded me: "Get out."

Then he said, "Which of you will go with me first, and make a big table." Fourth, let's go. ”

The fourth brother rubbed his face, then lay down on the second brother's bed and said, "I can't get up." ”

The third brother looked at the eldest brother, Xiaobei, and me who were sitting on the eldest brother's bed: "Who are you going to accompany me?" Xiaobei and I lay back in a special tacit understanding, stretched out our hands to support my eldest brother while falling, and shouted: "I can't get up." ”

The eldest brother didn't lie down, and howled helplessly: "What are you two doing!" Oops, I can't prevent it. ”

The third brother pointed at a few of us and said, "You guys are too lazy to get out of maggots." ”

Then I got dressed and kidnapped my eldest brother and went out.

After I couldn't get up, I looked at the bed board on the top bunk and whispered to Xiaobei.

"Do you really like Haimimi?"

"At the beginning, I talked about playing, and then I listened to her sing, and I was really tempted."

"Didn't the second brother say that he would help you do it? What's going on? ”

"The second brother hasn't moved."

The second brother let out another fart.

Xiao Beichong's second brother called: "Second brother, I didn't mean that. ”

The fourth brother said: "Second brother, you go to the toilet, no, you spicy eyes." ”

The second brother was indifferent.

I then said to Xiaobei:

"Where can I ask what class she is from?"

"I don't know."

"By the way, let the third brother help ask about this, he has a lot of contacts, he will definitely do it."

Xiaobei patted my thigh: "Yes, that's it." ”

While chatting, the second brother's phone rang, and it was the eldest brother who asked the second brother to pick up the girls in the girls' dormitory, saying that he was afraid that the girls would not be found. After the second brother agreed, he looked at the fourth brother, shook his head, and looked at me and Xiaobei, I had already closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep, Xiaobei was late.

So the fourth brother and I were left in the bedroom, and the fourth brother and I looked for something to say, "Fourth brother, what do you like?" ”

"Lovely."

"Have you ever been with someone before?"

"Dealt with."

There was silence.

The fourth brother then asked me, "Do you have an umbrella?" ”

I said, "No." ”

The fourth brother said, "I'm done with the calf, and I don't have either." ”

I said, "It's okay, let's put on our hats." ”

There was silence.

Fourth brother: "Sleep, if you fall asleep, it won't rain." ”

The voice in my heart sounded: "Fourth brother, are you a Zhuangzi?" Are you here to play a getaway with me? ”