Now is a carnival warm-up, after all, there will be a military training report performance tomorrow, everyone has to break horses and fly on the groundbreaking field, and kicking a body of sand can be regarded as real liberation.

So after the brothers, mainly the fourth brother and the second brother, were full, everyone returned to the dormitory.

The calls that should be called, the text messages that should be texted, are all hooking up with the opposite sex.

Xiaobei rubbed onto my bed cheaply and said, "Fifth brother, what kind of text message do you think I sent to Hai Mimi?" ”

I was surprised and said, "You ask me?" I don't know. ”

Xiaobei smiled lewdly, "Don't be modest, you are the most sassy, you have two sentences." ”

I couldn't grind him, so I hesitated for a long time with his mobile phone: "Classmate, did you drop this brick?" ”

If you think about it, it doesn't work, it gives the impression that it's too slippery.

After deleting it, I typed again:

"Nothing can hide the color of the blue sky.

Nothing can stop the gentleness of the breeze.

But.

Even though the yellow sand is all over the sky, the torrential rain is like a note.

The wind whipped me like a leather whip, and I was desperate.

Nothing can stop me from missing you. ”

After reading this paragraph, Xiaobei slapped me on the back with ten percent of his internal strength. "Oops! My eyes are poisonous, this little word is dragged, and you will be sassy when you see it. ”

I:............

Xiaobei said again: "Fifth brother, will it be a little too much?" ”

I said, "It's okay, chasing girls is like spicy hot, the more numb, the better it tastes." ”

In my heart: spicy hot, kohlrabi, bean sprouts and meat foam noodles, do you say that pork ribs dipped in spicy sauce can be delicious? By the way, when I mentioned the spicy food, I always ate Sichuan rabbits when I was a child, torn them into shredded meat one by one, and drank Sprite while eating, and then broadcast Lu Ding Ji on TV. There are also Arctic ice shrimp, with shrimp roe, why are they so fresh......

At this time, Xiaobei kept shaking me: "Fifth brother, fifth brother, sober and sober?" ”

I came back to my senses, wiped my saliva, and told Xiaobei: "You can invite me to dinner." ”

Xiaobei said it was necessary.

I said Malatang.

Xiaobei smiled honestly: "That's a thing." ”

So I then restored my image of walking the rivers and lakes, measuring words and divinations, so I told Xiaobei in a mysterious way, I said, you send Hai Mimi such a text message or funny joke every day before going to bed, but don't tell her who you are. After she is full of curiosity about you, you will strike at the lightning bolt, the so-called accumulation......

Xiaobei suddenly became happy.

The kind that can't breathe.

I said, what are you happy about?

Xiaobei said: "Accumulation, hahaha." ”

I was confused: "Accumulation, Bofa." What's wrong? ”

Xiaobei: "Hahahahahaha, thick!" Chicken! Bo (Northeast dialect X colonizer alias)? It's so funny. ”

This time, I understood: "Are you so evil?" Roll the calves. ”

Xiaobei was kicked out of bed by me and went back to his lower bunk to study with the third brother.

I also packed up and went out to wash.

When I came back from washing, I climbed into bed and looked at my phone and there was a text message.

Xiaohu: "Good night~"

I replied, "Wanan." ”

A dreamless night.

In the morning, the September sun shines directly on my face, and with my eyes closed, I feel that the world is red.

As usual, I turned sideways and slowly climbed out of bed. After washing up in a hurry, I walked to the second floor of the cafeteria to eat fried dumplings. Since the last time I was humiliated by Huang Mao, I really couldn't swallow my breath, I kept thinking, if I see him again, I will pretend to be cowardly, wait for him to do it first, and then I will defend myself and blow him up, I am really a natural lawyer.

Fortunately, I still haven't met Huang Mao today.

After eating, I deliberately took a long detour to the playground to meet, so that I would not meet acquaintances and kill a little time. I swayed slowly around the campus, looking at the unfamiliar buildings and unfamiliar faces, immersed in the joy of being overwhelmed by the sea of people. Years later, I'm sure that the feeling I'm in love with is not loneliness, but a feeling of "not caring", where no one recognizes you and you don't care about anyone around you. No one recognizes you, no one expects anything from you, and you don't even care who you are, how free it feels.

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The military training report performance is not difficult to imagine, but there is a small episode in it. After the opening, the guests and hosts sat down, and the school invited many leaders of the troops. Before the leaders of both sides speak, there is always an introduction by the leaders attending this time:

Present at the conference were Li @@, the president and secretary of the school's Duang Committee; VICE PRESIDENT AND DEPUTY SECRETARY OF THE DUANG PARTY COMMITTEE LIU ##, AND SO ON. When the leadership of the unit was introduced, the following scene occurred:

Everyone welcomes Senior Colonel Li ¥¥ of the 29th Army.

Before he finished speaking, he only heard the eldest brother laugh hahaha.

The instructor looked at the eldest brother for a long time, and saw ET's eyes: "Zhu Haolin, what are you laughing at?!" ”

The eldest brother replied solemnly: "Report, doesn't it make us laugh?" ”

The instructor's face was about to turn into a balloon, and he might explode with a slight blow, so he walked to the eldest brother excitedly, trembling all over: "Zhu Haolin, did you deliberately make trouble?" You don't miss it, do you? You stinky and shameless person, I've never seen such a shameless student as you. ”

The eldest brother's kung fu of pretending to be a stunned man can be regarded as perfect: "Report, report, report to the teacher." I didn't make trouble, the loudspeaker said let's big, big, laugh. ”

The instructor was puzzled for a moment, tilted his head to look at the eldest brother, and probably thought in his heart, "Is this kid really mentally problematic?" How do you get into university? You can't be a fool, right? After looking directly at the eldest brother's dull gaze for a few seconds, he immediately said: "Don't laugh, the colonel is the official name." ”

I was stunned!

The eldest brother returned: "Yes, yes, yes, don't laugh." ”

The instructor nodded with satisfaction and walked towards the front of the queue.

As soon as I walked out of the 6th or 7th step, I only heard the eldest brother say from behind: "With whom, day by day, I don't know if the colonel is an official?"

When the instructor heard this, he immediately burst out, rushed back with a flushed face, pointed to his nose and asked the eldest brother: "What did you just say!" ”

When the arrow was on the string, the last shot, and the eyebrows were burning, the eldest brother was calm, still with the face of a mentally handicapped child: "Report the report, I didn't speak." ”

Instructor: "I listen so brightly, are you pretending to be garlic with me?" ”

Big brother: "I, I, I, I really didn't speak, he said." Immediately, the eldest brother pointed to the second brother beside him.

The instructor turned his head to look at the second brother, and just wanted to say something, the second brother quickly bowed 90 degrees, thundered, and said loudly: "Hello Teacher Li!" ”

Readers, have you ever seen someone who has been played with? I saw it at that time, and the instructor couldn't say a word, and walked back to the shadows of her life with her head down and a low air pressure.

Afterwards, the eldest brother said to us: "Isn't it possible to pretend to be a small one, I can't play with her, hey, I don't have any ability to dare to play three Ps?" ”

That day's military training exercise, I can only think of this one thing, what shouts are monstrous, the military appearance is neat, I have long been left behind, the human brain is so wonderful, and what impresses me is always a small episode in daily life. Niu Ren said that the lessons he listened to were not impressed at all, and the eggs he pulled were always lifelike.

In the afternoon, when I went back to the dormitory building, I saw my father coming to school on the stool on the first floor.

"Dad, why are you here?"

"Didn't you say you could go home? I'll pick you up. ”

As he spoke, Dad stood up on crutches. The brothers hurriedly greeted their father: "Hello uncle." ”

Dad smiled and responded one by one.

On the way back, I was scheduled to go to the street with my brother on the weekend, but now my father came to pick me up, and I won't be in the dormitory tonight, so I told them to go to Central Street tomorrow to meet them. After finishing speaking, I went upstairs to change out of my camouflage uniform, and went out with my father to go back.

On the way, my father mysteriously told me that he wanted to take me to a place, and I wondered if this mysterious thing was to dry the wood? As a result, he actually led me to the first floor of the cafeteria, saying that he wanted to change my mobile phone.

…………

Dad, why don't you buy me a tractor in the cafeteria?

I thought about the way I mocked the fat sister at the beginning, and thought to myself that this was a trick of fate.

Dad in the cafeteria a small communication line helped me pick out an 899 PHS, although the price is 899 but the monthly return of 50 phone bills, back a year, very suitable, clamshell. He asked me how I was, I was casual on the surface, and my mood was up and down, which was also so cool, I didn't feel ashamed at first with a big brick, but after I calmed down, I found that I really couldn't take it out, and I couldn't kick it in my pocket. This mobile phone can finally kick into the trouser pocket, and it is still spinning, and the shotgun is so exciting.

On the way home, I quickly stored the phone numbers in the big brick one by one in the PHS address book, and then texted the friends in the address book one by one to tell them that they had changed their numbers.

The first to reply to the text message was Xiaohu: "I saw you just now, who is walking with you?" ”

I replied, "Well, it's my dad." ”

"Uncle doesn't seem to be in good health."

"Well, it's lame if you flicker."

"I wish my uncle a speedy recovery. You two don't look like each other at all, he's so fat, you're so thin. ”

My dad suddenly asked me, "Who have you been talking to?" ”

I said, "Female classmate." ”

Dad slapped me on the neck excitedly: "Just started school?" This is my son. ”

Then he asked me with a strange smile, "What does it look like?" ”

I said, "No, it's a friend." ”

Dad suddenly became serious again: "The most important thing for you to study hard now, and when you have a chance in the future, what do you want?" ”

I said, "Yes, yes, in the future, I will find a female doctor and study how to put your grandson on a rocket and send it to the moon." ”

Sometimes I really admire myself, how can I think so far?