18. Malatang
I was startled and looked back at my big brother.
The eldest brother smiled and said again: "I want to drink it too." ”
I handed the drink to my eldest brother, who raised his hand and took two sips, then lifted the bottle forward, imitating the lines in the advertisement and saying, "Cool feeling, cold chicken flavor (taste), thief (who) knows with thief." ”
Xiaohu and I both laughed, I pinched a cold sweat, and said secretly in my heart: "Scare me." ”
Then the eldest brother asked Xiaohu: "Have dinner together at noon?" ”
Xiaohu said: "Is Xiao Wu going too?" ”
I said, "My third brother and I will eat, you two can eat." ”
Xiaohu's eyes darkened, and he turned his head and left with an oh sound.
The eldest brother said to me: "Little Wu, what do you say, Xiaohu won't give me a chance." ”
I looked at my eldest brother intently, and after making sure that he was not testing me, I asked:
"What did the third brother say?"
The eldest brother replied: "The third brother said that fate can't be forced, he can't help with this matter, let me rely on myself, forget it." ”
I patted my eldest brother on the shoulder and asked him, "Big brother, are you serious?" ”
The eldest brother tensed his lips and told me with a hippie smile: "I really like this kind of little girl, but other types of brothers can also control it!" ”
I told my eldest brother: "Eldest brother, you can't be too poor, but I think Xiaohu likes a more mature and calm type." ”
After that, it's time to continue the military training.
At noon, as soon as the dismissal sounded, and I was about to slip away to the cafeteria, the third brother grabbed me by the shoulder.
Me: "Surprise me. ”
Third brother: "You didn't jump either?" ”
Me: "......"
The third brother pinched the back of my neck and said, "Hurry up and jump, you can't jump anymore." ”
I hurriedly jumped: "It's so itchy, I jumped, I jumped." ”
The third brother said, "Let's go, let's eat." ”
I said weakly, "I'm not hungry yet." ”
The third brother said: "If you are not hungry, you are not hungry, how can you not be hungry after standing all morning." ”
So the third brother put his arm around my neck and walked out, and I saw Xiaohu and Tian Xue in the direction of the third brother's advance.
Xiaohu smiled with his eyes and waved his hand at us. When the two of us walked up, Xiaohu smiled and said, "Li Chong also called me at noon." ”
I nodded and said let's eat together.
Tian Xue tilted her head and looked at me and said, "What's the matter?" Seems reluctant? ”
I smiled and said: "The reappearance of our 2510 combination will definitely set off a bloody storm in the canteen, I am just worried about the innocent people all over the world." ”
The third brother put his arm around my neck and said, "If you don't give me honesty in the future, I will abolish your martial arts and make you extinct in the rivers and lakes." ”
Tian Xue said: "Hey~~ I don't believe it. ”
I cast a resentful look at Tian Xue: "I have always treated you well, but I didn't expect you to harm me again and again, I really misjudged you." ”
Xiaohu couldn't close his mouth with a smile: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, there should be more people in the canteen in a while." ”
The third brother said: "Let's stagger this point, let's walk around together, and then go directly to the third floor in a while, and I invite you to eat Malatang." ”
As soon as I heard Malatang, my eyes lit up. When I was in high school, there was a spicy noodle opposite the school, which was particularly delicious and numb. Although I have a bad stomach and have to pull three meals every time I eat, but people who have no face look like me, as long as they feel that they are in good shape, they will go to eat at noon. At that time, we ate spicy tang, to be precise, it was a spicy shabu-shabu, and then it was eaten with spicy peanut sauce, and I especially liked boiled eggs, kohlrabi, mushrooms, dried tofu rolls, duck blood, tofu skin...... Especially kohlrabi, I can eat five skewers myself, and when I sweat profusely, I have a bowl of spicy noodles with meat sauce that makes my mouth tremble. Oh I'll go, why do people live, there are too many beautiful things in life!
When I was in the fugue spicy noodles, the third brother kept greeting me: "Hey, hey, what do you want?" ”
Me: "I...... It's nothing, Malatang is very good. ”
At this time, we have walked to the small bridge behind the library, on the other side of the small bridge is a large forest, which is the forest base of our school, and under the bridge is a river, the water is not high, and the banks are lush and green. We lay on the guardrail of the small bridge and looked into the distance together, full of vivid green.
Tian Xue opened her mouth and said, "What do you say is the biggest advantage of coming to Dongsen to study? ”
The three of us looked at her, lazy and none of us wanted to guess. Tian Xue pointed to the dense forest in the distance and told us: "There is no lack of oxygen!" ”
The four of them laughed.
Xiaohu said: "The military training is finally over, and I am tired to death." ”
The third brother said: "How good it would be if there was no military training on such a good day." ”
Xiaohu said: "If we don't have military training, we will go shopping and eat delicious food." ”
The breeze is blowing, the sun is thick, and the river is shining with crystal ripples. The sound of their chatting became hazy, and my mind let go of my obsession with Malatang. I really wanted to lie on the lawn like this, and I really did it, I walked a few steps to the lawn on the embankment, and lay down flat, after a while I felt that the third brother was lying next to me, and then Xiaohu was lying on my left, I don't know where Tian Xue was lying, I love to lie down. A few of us just lay quietly on the lawn, basking in the sun. I don't know how long later, I turned my head and saw Xiaohu half-lying, looking at me sideways, the sun flowing down her long hair to her ears, her big eyes, curved eyelashes, I don't know if I can use the word clear to describe the girl, but I was full of this word at the time. Everything in my eyes was so clear that I couldn't help but be stunned. In a panic, I quickly turned my head, and then closed my eyes tightly, only to feel that the position on my chest was so hot, and I was a little panicked. I thought to myself that it was true that Dongsen University was not short of oxygen, but I seemed to be a little drunk.
After a while, the third brother said calmly: "Let's go, we definitely won't be in a hurry to eat, let's buy a bread to deal with it." ”
I sat up with a bang, and then jumped up very easily, feeling so comfortable. The third brother and I looked at Tian Xue who was sitting on the ground, and one of us pulled her up by one arm. After pulling it up, the two of them walked away without looking back. Xiaohu sat on the ground and stretched out his hands and smiled evilly at me. I hesitated for a moment, dragged her up, and after pulling her up, I lowered my head embarrassedly, pretending that there was no wave in my heart, and rushed to the third brother and them with Xiaohu.
At noon that day, the four of us bought a sports day package at a small store near the playground. A ham sausage, a loaf of bread, a bag of milk, designated products for primary and secondary school students. Time was limited, so we ate these at the speed of an athlete, and the afternoon military training began.
On the last afternoon of military training, the instructor led us to walk through the queue on both sides, and then organized everyone to form a big circle, and the instructor told everyone: "This is the last afternoon we have together, don't look at my usual training everyone is very strict, this is all in order to develop a tenacious behavior habit for everyone." We're all about the same age, look at what I'm standing, what are you standing? ”
After a pause, the instructor continued: "Tomorrow's ranking is very important, but it is not the only important thing. I thought about it, we won't see each other again, so let's have some fun together in the afternoon! ”
So a magical scene happened, there were about 7 or 8 squares like us on the playground, and everyone else was kicking and shouting slogans, sweating and grinding their feet. But we sat in a circle, singing and dancing, playing a game of drumming and passing flowers, a pictorial scene.
It is said that the drumming passed the flower to Xiaobei, and he deliberately held the green hat pretending to be a flower in his hand and did not pass it down. This move is intended to be a show, and of course it will get what it wants. But I didn't expect this product to go up and say: "Next, we will sing a bed song for everyone in 404 Quanbed, "Dancing Girl". ”
At that time, I felt that my head was wheeled by a sledgehammer again, damn it, I have too many people to even speak, you let me sing, and I danced, this is a joke to scare the eyes?
In the phalanx, I became a fool in the applause of my classmates. In a moment's astonishment, suddenly my sense of touch told me that there was a powerful kinetic energy that had transformed me into potential energy, and I was lifted alive and lifted into the middle of the field. Nima, second brother, you blame Shuli, let me down! It turned out that it was the second brother's strange power that grabbed me and took me away directly.
Looking back now, I said angrily, "Damn, it's because of military training that we have delayed our knowledge, if I had studied the criminal law and knew that there was a crime called illegal detention, would I have been able to take up the weapon of the law to protect myself." ”
However, it was too late, and by then the second brother was a lead singer, and the performance had already begun. The six of us will line up in an S shape on the playground and a B shape for a while, singing this song about the difficulties of life, and the instructor's eyes turned green when he heard this little meat song. I'm behind the 5 of them, try to cover myself with the huge body of the fourth brother, the big physique of the fourth brother is really not in vain, it can usually be used to block the wind, and it can also help me block my face at critical moments.
Happy times are always short, painful times often keep turning, Xiaobei, you are a, after the show, hurry up to find the corner to pee! This product actually wants to come again, tell the onlookers, and sing "Our Team to the Sun" again.
Brother Bei, I've always wanted to interview you, do you bring a special post-60s golden song library? Do you dare to play something that the post-80s generation can accept?
In short, after the golden song of this era, the second brother sang Arirang again, and the eldest brother of Xiaobei danced the Japanese Yiji dance companion field, I secretly blocked myself with the fourth child, and I kept reciting the mantra silently in my heart, "You can't see me, you can't see me." "I was very sympathetic to the fourth brother at the time, I could still use him to block myself, and the fourth brother had already been petrified there, Mu Xiu would be destroyed by the forest wind, and the world of tall people was too difficult.
After the performance, I returned to the phalanx with a broken heart, and Mu Ran's empty eyes looked straight for a long time. In the commotion, I noticed that at this time, Xiaohu was also like Xiaobei, pinching the green hat in his hand, and then walked into the middle of the field.
Xiaohu smiled and said, "I'll sing you a song called Lonely Northern Hemisphere." ”
At that time, this song was on fire, second only to mice love rice, and it was a must-play song on campus radio every day, every time the loudspeaker remembered this song, the third brother would look out the window blankly, and after listening, the third brother would look excited, and the expression was clear and the law was "haha, I learned" and then gabat for a long time, obviously I didn't remember a sentence, and the last embarrassed face began to "lalala, la" instead of lyrics to sing the tune.
Such a popular song was reported by Xiaohu, the spokesperson of our four lovely beauties, and it was immediately boiling underneath. Before the field could calm down, Xiaohu turned around and had already started singing in my direction, "Accompany you to dinner with my good morning, remember to save your thoughts into the bunk, I look at the stars in the sky and ......"
This song sucked us all at once, Xiaohu not only has a pure and lovely appearance, but also has a pure and pure sweet voice, the voice is particularly clean and soft, every turn seems to be lying in your ear, whispering softly. Although the voice is a little small, it can be seen that the comrades are very fond of this, because after Xiaohu finished singing, a large number of the buddies who were squatting on the ground stood up and applauded. At this time, the third brother who came to me through our bedtime program just now said to me, "I'm right, if you hold it again, there will be more beards." I hurriedly glanced at the eldest brother who was not far from us, and motioned to the third brother to stop talking.
Next, the game continues, the cuckold continues to shuttle around the field, but my heart has always been the song sung by Xiaohu, a little brainwashed. And the picture accompanying that song is the situation of Xiaohu lying sideways on the grass at noon, looking at me hazy, and my whole mind was confused at that time.
Just when I was daydreaming, I heard a loud shout, "Jiang Ming, what's going on with your phalanx, who let you rest?!" ”
Looking in the direction of our voices, I saw our instructor running towards a tall and sturdy green uniform, and saluted, "Report, this is the last day of military training, and I ordered my classmates to play games and activities together." ”
An astonishing scene happened, only to see a straight foot in the green uniform kick on the stomach of our instructor, "You fucking fuck off, who gave you the power, go back and see how I clean you up." After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave, when the classmates quit, and a girl in the crowd was heard shouting, why did you beat our instructor? As soon as these words came out, similar shouts continued. At this time, the instructor shouted, "Stand upright, don't speak." His nervous hands kept doing no-no-don't gestures. Then I saw the instructor slapping the big footprints on his military uniform with his hands. The instructor told us that it was their company commander just now, and that he was in trouble this time.
The students were all indignant, and many female students in the phalanx helped the instructor to cry out for grievances. However, when we were students, passion was greater than reason, and the spiritual help of shouting to vent anger did not help the instructors substantially. Then the instructor let us stand in a queue and practice until the last moment. After going to bed, everyone talked about it, and they didn't understand, military training is to train without problems, but we are all students, and the instructor is up on the last day, what's wrong with everyone playing. We get along with the instructor day and night, and we are also teachers and friends, especially when the instructor shouts to our dog instructor to stand up for the disadvantaged students, it really makes me have a very good impression of this person, and I feel how reluctant the difference is at this moment? These are things outside of training, this afternoon the instructor led everyone to play, but also because of the reluctance to everyone and the closeness, between us is by no means a cold relationship between orders and operations. But is all this really wrong?
This is the end of the military training, the brothers walked to the dormitory together, very excited, we were not fished by a mouse feces in our good mood, but full of joy to the freedom carnival.
Undoubtedly, the beginning of the carnival is a dinner. We gathered in a small separate dining room on the first floor of the cafeteria and stir-fried a few dishes. Here's how it works: The waiter puts a plate of fish on the table, and the second brother immediately says, "No one eats this fish." Then a chopstick clipped away.
All:............
In my heart: atypical North Koreans are shameless again.
Then the waiter brought up a big lion's head ball, and the fourth brother went down with chopsticks and took it away, saying, "I'm hungry, let's eat it." ”
All:............
I thought to myself: Huh? This seems to have happened.
The waiter brought another plate of meat, and the second brother helped the waiter take it and pulled it to his plate by the way.
The fourth brother grabbed chopsticks, and Xiaobei slipped away half of the remaining balls.
All:!!!!!!!!
I thought to myself: Damn, when is this day a head?
The third brother couldn't help it, and opened his mouth to uphold justice: "Second brother, who said that no one eats the fish, we all eat it." ”
The eldest brother looked at the second and fourth brothers, and the artillery turned to Xiaobei, "Xiaobei, we are disadvantaged groups who care about each other, you are too ruthless in what you do with the balls." ”
Everyone laughed, and Xiaobei's first nickname also appeared "Ruthless Big Maruko." ”