Chapter 59: The Wu Yanzu Incident (1)
(Restaurant) how? Don't eat it? Don't worry about money, I'm in for a treat today. (Su Can said)
You must hold back, looking at his expression as if he was trying to do something, he must want us to help with some drudgery. (Fei Hong said)
Don't guess.
No matter how hungry I am, I won't be so easy to take the bait. You're underestimating me, Mr. Su Can. (Liang Kuan said)
It's really underestimated, especially this matcha-flavored milk tea, which simply melts in your mouth. (Fei Hong said)
Excuse me, can I have another bowl? (Guilan said)
(Outside the official office) blame me for being too careless, Wu Yanzu has always been by my side, and it is natural that he will be targeted by the government. I was taken away without paying attention... Recently, the government has been severely cracking down on people who practice martial arts, and if it is delayed any longer, Wu Yanzu will definitely die. (Su Can said)
Is it? That's good. This way you can know what his clown appearance looks like. (Fei Hong said)
How about giving you a free tasting coupon for a year of Western cuisine?
For his sake, break in... A few lives aren't enough.
Do you have any plans for you? Shouldn't we unite and save him at this time?
We have an unwritten rule to give up the arrested partner, so now it's just me doing it.
And they are going to carry the rising stars of the country ... You can't just sacrifice it. At this point, guys like you who don't have tomorrow are more suitable.
Well, we're not doing it.
Don't go!!
In this official office is Wu Mingshuang, the bastard official, he is greedy, he just wants to make money in everything, and he is a big villain who deceives good and fears evil.
Are you just going to just watch and let this guy go? With Fei Hong you...
Mom, what's that? (A child looks at Su Can)
Feed! Children are not allowed to look around. (Mom scolds)
(Nightclub) Huh? You're going to infiltrate the bureau? (Shum Huihui asked)
He had to go, and I couldn't persuade him. Aren't you Jinyiwei? You're the best at this kind of thing, please. (Fei Hong said)
What do you want from me?
I ask you to teach us to be brocade guards.
Are you looking down on Jinyiwei?
She now adds the word "oh" at the end of her speech... Seven Males.
That's the mantra of our store manager.
I'm not Qigong, I'm Su Can.
And Jinyiwei is not something that can be done if you want to. (Shum Huihui said)
We have gone through hard training to become Jinyiwei, so don't underestimate us. (The store manager said)
Store manager, you're just an ordinary housewife.
Can you come with us, Miss Xiaohui? (Su Can said)
Just call me Xiaohui.
If I let it go unchecked, my companion will be put to death, Ah Hui.
Didn't I ask you to call me Xiaohui... Bastard.
I'm sorry, but I've followed the court before, so I can't have any disrespect for the court. Today, the relevant personnel of the imperial court also entrusted me...
You see... (Cen Huihui takes out a letter)
Tear Pull!! (Fei Hong slashes the letter in half)
You're too disrespectful, aren't you? How can you discuss inconsequential things in front of guests while you are at work. (Fei Hong said)
Hum! So harsh!
Why is she blushing? (Liang Kuan asks)
Then you have nothing to do with the court... Come help us...
What are you doing? Bring me my refreshments! (Guest A scolds)
Yes, sir! I'll be right over now!
Sorry, I'm too busy at work during the day. (Cen Huihui said to the four of Feihong)
That's it!
I've been waiting for you a long time, but your refreshments have arrived.
Now we have a cake as a gift!
Wow, ahhhh (Shum Huihui's cake is smashed in the guest's face)
Intelligent... What are you doing?
Yes... Sorry I'm moderately myopic.
From tomorrow, you don't have to go to work.
Belch... Don't... Store manager! (Cen Huihui pulls the guest)
The store manager is here.
That's not going to work... Xiaohui is still too reckless... (Fei Hong said)
But this is the shackles untied, let's go... (Su Can said)
Belch... Sister Xiaohui... I'm sorry. (Guilan said)
Ahhh I wish he could torture me more. (Cen Huihui looks at Feihong)
Wow! It's disgusting! (Cen Huihui said excitedly)
It looks like we're running out of time. From now on, I will let you learn the ultimate of Jinyiwei as soon as possible.
Listen up! The so-called Jinyiwei is to complete the task without alarming others, not only to complete the task, but also to leave no trace... So it must not be too conspicuous.
Where is this hidden? There are too many colors on the body! Is this a covert operation? (Liang Kuan said)
No, because otherwise it is impossible to tell who is who. Except for Fei Hong, I look at everyone else.
Are we rocks on the side of the road?
Yes... Feihong's scarf should be put here to be handsome. (Cen Huihui said to the branch)
What a reckless man!
As a result, you just can't tell anyone! Let's go to the hospital for a check-up!
Anyway, why am I yellow? Shouldn't all chiefs wear white? (Su Can said)
Don't rob me, Qigong. White is my representative color, and I am the leader. (Guilan said)
Although I don't agree with it, since it is distributed like that, there is no way.
I order you as the captain that you like to eat fish balls, and you must hold them at all times!
Liang Kuan... How about we change it? This dress is so white, I can't even eat Che Tsai noodles properly. (Fei Hong said)
We're not going to eat Che Tsai noodles at all! What are you here for? (Liang Kuan scolded)
Next, let's test whether you are suitable to be a brocade guard.
It is commonly known as "Jinyiwei Street", and we often come here to practice.
Jinyiwei, who is active in Foshan, all practiced here to their skills and then left.
But here, there aren't any facilities for cultivation... It's just a street.
Do you think you have to go to the gym to become a brocade guard? You little white face!
What the? Why is it an S for me?
I see, if you want to hide, you have to go to the crowd and learn.
That's right. Why do you have fish balls in your hands?
Xiaohui, specifically, what do you want us to do?
Look over there! (Cen Huihui points to a bookstore with a starting point girls' website)
Bookshop? I see... You're asking us to steal books without being seen by the clerk.
Boom!!
Listen! I want you to buy your favorite adult novels without being discovered by customers and clerks.
What the? What is this? What does this have to do with Jinyiwei? (Liang Kuan said)
This is the teaching method used by Jinyiwei to learn, and everyone has to pass it to grow up.
You seem to have misinterpreted the meaning of adulthood! Can you do that? Completely undetected?
Get caught up in your favorite novels without anyone noticing, pay for them without the clerk noticing, buy the book and leave. (Cen Huihui retrieved a book from the bookstore in an instant)
What do you think? Can it be done? (Cen Huihui is holding a copy of "M's Surgery in the Room")
Yes! (Guilan said)
This is really her interest! (Liang Kuan said)
Dressed so exaggeratedly, how could it be possible!
Hum! Are you already afraid? If you can become a brocade guard in this way, then the brocade guard is nothing.
Look! It's as easy as eating... No, it's Che Tsai noodles. (Su Can holds a bowl of Chezi noodles in his hand)
Seven Princes!
Feed... You'd better put the car noodles down! It's going to get in the way! (Fei Hong said)
You can't put it down! If you spill it, you'll be dead, Che Boy Noodles Brocade Guard! (Guilan said)
Bird solution!
What a bird solution... Is it good to understand or not! What kind of way do you know this? (Fei Hong said)
So fast! (Liang Kuan looked at Su Can and walked over)
It's really remarkable, his speed is not inferior to that of Jinyiwei. Didn't those girls find out? Oh... He's got a good hand... Only the checkout remains...
Click...
The car boy noodles have fallen! I'm sorry, Captain. Please, for the rest... (Su Can falls)
Che Tsai face brocade guard! I can only get B, although the speed is good, but the concentration is still not enough. Who's next?
Then go for me! I want to avenge the Che Tsai Lady Cloth.
Guilan, you're too young, so just buy "Journey to the West".
Oh! It's a brocade guard! (Liang Kuan said)
Quite motivated... She loves to play with this, doesn't she? (Fei Hong said)
Oh! Quite a good performance!
Enough, right? Go buy it.
Ah? How did you walk back... What's wrong?
Ay? Why is she crying?
Feihong, there's shit on the ground. What to do... (Guilan cried)
Wow, ah, ah!!
(For a moment) Captain! Don't worry, that's probably the car noodles I just spilled... It stinks!
Don't comfort me, Che Tsai Noodles Brocade Guard! No... I'm the real Che Tsai Lady Guard!
Don't give up on yourself, I'll give you an A. (Su Can said)
What is there to sympathize with this! Damn it! Why do you rate me, who is the captain!
I had no choice but to do it myself. Don't look at me like this, I used to play the game of a doctor examining a nurse when I was a kid. (Fei Hong is in full swing)
Come on... Phenom.
Ah? Where did Fei Hong go?
It's low-level!!
No, it's not low-level at all. It's called "masquerading as a woman" and it's an excellent technique. Fei Hong's idea was really different.
You're too protective of him! It's simply partial!! (Guilan Sucan said)
Was it interesting? Double car noodles?
What a double car boy noodles! It's not something I want to wear!
I tell you! You two clothes are made of yellowed curtains! Yellow brocade guard!
You stand up, I'm going to hack you to death.
Don't be like this, Che Tsai Mian Jin Yiwei! Don't resist the Commander!
However, the captain . . .
Where did that woman take Fei Hong? (Liang Kuan asks)
I don't know. (Guilan said)
Feed... Isn't that miserable? (Su Can asked)
I guess we're thinking too much, right? (Liang Kuan said again)
Yes, how can a woman be interested in a woman. (Guilan said)
Liang Kuan, it's your turn. (Shum Huihui said)
Ah, okay, then I'm on. (Liang Kuan walks over)
Huh? Feel... It seems to be going well... It seems that no one has noticed him, so to speak... No one noticed his presence! There is no presence at all! (Su Can and Guilan said at the same time)
Feed! What happened to you? What kind of brocade guard is this? (Su Can looks at the lip prints on Fei Hong's face)
In fact, as long as there is no limit, anyone can do it. (Fei Hong said)
He was taken away by that beauty! (Shum Huihui said)
It's not... I was expecting that I had just gone to the toilet and had a fight with the thugs.
Hey, hey... What I'm saying is true! It's true! What kind of eyes do you have?
(In the official office) Su Can... Finally something happened.
He seems to be gathering people to get the clown back... I think he's going to sneak in tonight. (Boomer says)
Hehe... He fell for it. It's like a bug that pounces on the flames in summer... I knew that if I caught his beloved clown, he would definitely take the bait. In this way, it is worth it to catch him hard. One of the natural enemies of the imperial court, "Guangdong Ten Tigers", Su Can, the leader of the people who practice martial arts... Su Qi'er, as long as I take off his head, my position in the imperial court will not be able to fall. (Wu Mingshuang said with a smile)
But the other party is Su Can... Can it really go this smoothly? And among his companions is Jinyiwei... (Boomer says)
What are you talking about? I've set a trap and he can't run away! What's more... Don't I still have you... Devil's Foot Seven! Please, everything. (Wu Mingshuang said)
Let's go up. Jinyiwei secret troops! Appeared!