Chapter 60: The Wu Yanzu Incident (2)
Reputedly... Moonshine on your butt is good for your body. (Official Officer A said)
It's work time, how can you say such a thing. (Official Officer B)
Frankly... Don't you think there's no light there? It is said that basking in the sun is also fine, but moonshine is more effective.
What nonsense, bluffing, right?
It's all true! Haven't you heard that this is how Mr. Devil's foot Seven's hemorrhoids were cured?
Ok ok! Maybe the thieves will break in at any moment. The opponent is Su Can, one of the ten tigers in Guangdong. If you're not careful, your head will move.
People just want to adjust the atmosphere... Oops, I'm going to pee.
Not... Feed!
Alas... What a shapeless guy.
O moon! Please, cure my hemorrhoids!! (Official Officer A said)
Hey?
Not? The moon seems to be getting closer.
Yes? (Fei Hong kicks over)
Ahh
Excuse me... If you want to treat hemorrhoids, you should go to the doctor. (Fei Hong said)
(White Brocade Guard: Trick: Invisibility)
Feed! What's wrong? (Official Officer A said)
Yes... You are... (Officer B said)
Enter... Intruder!
Tear pull....
Not! The lights go out? Not good! Nothing can be seen!
Wow... It's over! Keep your eyes closed when it's dark. (Cen Huihui threw car noodles at the two people)
Wow... What is it? It's dirty!
Che Tsai noodles? Cold-out car noodles! It's sticky and can't take it off! (Two people shout)
(Men in Black: Tricks...) Please close your eyes when it's dark)
Wow yes! Don't! Do you have to do this for the rest of your life? I don't want it! (Two people were sprinkled by the car boy)
Ay?
I'm fighting!! (Liang Kuan knocked over the two)
(Little white-faced brocade guard: Trick... Although it is a little white face, it is actually very low-key. )
There are invaders! Chase it!
What the! It's rare to have a sultry moonlight tonight...
Quickly get rid of them, and you can enjoy the moon and drink! (Several people shout)
Oh? How about trying the fish ball car noodles under the moon?
Boom!!!! (Guilan and Su Can smashed the car noodles in their faces)
(Double Fish Ball Chezi Noodles Jinyiwei: White (delicious) Yellow: (Add fish balls) Trick: Anyway, it's just desperately throwing fish balls Chezi noodles)
Here we go.
Got it, abandon stupid stealth tactics. Is it deliberately attracting attention and making a noise? It's so naïve, anyone can guess your purpose.
Hum... Wait and see. I'm going to show you what a real dart taker is. (Devil's Foot Seven says)
Damn it! Where did it go?
Search every corner for me!!
Go inside, Feihong! Half of my shoulder is still outside! I'm still out there, be careful I'll give you all up when the time comes! You're all going to get out of here! This place is only enough for myself! (Su Can said)
Why the brick look? This isn't New York! (Liang Kuan said)
If you are not satisfied, go out, as long as you can be with Feihong, even if it is the sewer, I like it.
Shut up! You go away for me, too!
Feed! Stay away from me, the smell of milk stinks to death!
Keep scolding, it will be my spiritual food.
It stinks! You have the smell of car noodles on your fingers!
Ay? Where did the Che Boy Face Ninja go? (Guilan asks)
Seven Princes! What are you doing?
I'm not the Seventh Prince, I'm the Pine Tree. (Su Can holds two bowls of Chezi noodles)
What the! You're not hiding!
Not... Look, Feihong!
Wu Yanzu!!
Wait, Seven Princes!
Yes... Catch the thief!
Feed! Look here! This wall is too weird, only it's New York!
Wow, yes, yes! Seven Princes! You've shaken us all out!
White brocade guard! Everybody! You're all here? (Su Can knocked over several government officers)
It's because of you that we were discovered, and I'm going to kill you! (Fei Hong said)
Yikes! The car noodles are about to be spilled! It's dead! (Guilan said)
Don't do it again! (Liang Kuan scolded)
It's not good, if you continue like this, you will be wiped out.
Miss Xiaohui, do you have any good props?
Needless to say! These iron nails should stop them...
Wow.... (Cen Huihui spills the nail in front)
Wow yes yes! Where do you throw it? (Liang Kuan asks)
Belch... Damn it!
No way close! (Said the official officer)
It seems to have become a barrier! (Liang Kuan said)
That's my trick nail loop.
Stop bragging, look at your face!
Wow! Pick up! (Guilan picks up the nail and throws it at the government officer)
Go to hell! (Fei Hong also throws up)
Feed! That's not how to play with iron nails, is it? (Liang Kuan scolded)
It seems to have just entered here. (Guilan said)
Wait a minute! Strange, why didn't anyone catch up?
Could it be a trap? (Shum Huihui said)
Quite possibly. (Liang Kuan echoed the road)
What are you all there? Didn't you say that you can't get a tiger if you can't enter the cave? (Fei Hong said)
It's a tiger's den. Don't be afraid, who do you think we are!
We have come from a storm and a storm, and with such a boring trick, how can we be fooled. (Su Can said)
Bang!! (The door closes suddenly)
Feed... What a trap! I'm stuck! (Liang Kuan said)
Idiot, haven't you ever seen an automatic door? (Fei Hong replies)
Let me say it a few times, this kind of boring trick can't fool us. (Su Can said seriously)
Think about it... I should have an automatic door in my house. (Fei Hong said)
You're outdated! My bathrooms are all automatic doors... (Su Can teased)
Airplanes... (A voice rings on the wall)
Aha! Su Can, you and the clowns are finally here. Welcome to my room. In order to rescue Wu Yanzu, you really worked hard. But unfortunately, you guys...
Boom!!! (Su Can Feihong kicked the gramophone)
He wanted to say, "Fell into my trap."
However, he should be trying to say, "You are already my wife"!
Is it time to read novels to learn English? (Liang Kuan asks)
Airplanes... (Suddenly the voice sounds again)
Hear me out! Usually wait for someone to finish speaking before smashing the gramophone! I've written four manuscripts... (Wu Mingshuang scolded)
Bang!!!
They don't want to admit that they're wrong! (Liang Kuan said)
What a competitive guy! (Shum Huihui said)
Either way, it's a trap, so be careful...
Chirping... (Room door in Guilan's house)
Listen to me finish!!
Wow! A big log!! (Guilan said)
Bang!!! (Fei Hong Su Can breaks the wood)
It's amazing...
Fei Hong... Can this little trick also be called a trap?
It is! I'm not that stupid! This must be...
Practical joke!! (Two people rush in)
Adults occasionally have to play with children, Feihong! (Su Can smashes a mechanism)
That's right! You have to pretend to be a trick! (Fei Hong kicks the rotten plank)
You can say that again! If the prank is successful, the child will find it fun to use his brain, so he will become fond of using his brain. It can cultivate children's excellent imagination and application ability! Isn't it, Feihong? (Su Can picks up a knife and smashes the darts)
That's right! When you grow up, you can be like us, and you won't be fooled! Become an adult who stands up to the sky! (Fei Hong cuts the capture net with a knife)
Syllable! Bang Bang!! (Guilan and the three applauded)
Hum! It's so easy, isn't it?
Sou!!! (A huge piece of iron falls from the beam)
Oh mom!! (The two of them go all out)
Is there any mistake...
It's a cute trick too.
They are really cute. (Fei Hong and the others said with difficulty)
(On the other side) Adult! They've made it through a lot of traps! If it goes on like this, soon...
Are they monsters... It's unbelievable! I didn't expect that Su Can to have such a powerful companion...
Hum... Don't worry. In the last room there is...
Where is this? (Fei Hong asks)
Look there! (Liang Kuan said)
Wu Yanzu! It doesn't matter to you, right? (Su Chan runs over)
Wait a minute! Don't go over...
Woopoof... (Wu Yanzu suddenly started to speak)
Bang!!! (The clown costume explodes)
Uhh
Wu... Wu Yanzu...
Hum... It's a shame. Wu Yanzu is not here. (Boomer says)
Not! You are... (Su Can said)
Hum... It's been a long time, Cen Huihui.
Devil's Foot Seven!
Do you know, Miss Xiaohui? (Liang Kuan asks)
He is the dart man of the imperial court, Ghost Foot Seven. In the imperial court's dart list, his killing skills are the most terrifying. (Shum Huihui said)
I'm working for my boss here. I'm sorry, but even though we're old colleagues, I'm not going to show mercy. It doesn't matter what secret force the five of you are.
The half-hung brocade guard will never be able to win against the real dartman. (Four dart players appear in the house)
Oh... The same goes for those who practice martial arts. We are the best five darts! (Devil's Foot Seven says)