At seven o'clock in the morning, the third brother rattled and smashed the hammer.

Fourth: "Let no one live!" Li Laosan, you hurry up and stop it for me, don't force my brother to make a move on you. ”

Xiaobei: "Third brother~!" What are you doing down there? ”

Big brother: "The third child has started doing needlework again." ”

I sat on the bed, my hair was like a hen's nest, and looked at the third brother tiredly:

"That's not called needlework, that's called female red!"

Third brother: "Don't beep, don't hinder my brother's inspiration." ”

The second brother walked to the table, looked at the third brother's skillful hands, tilted his head, and said to be more precise:

"What do you think this pocket of jeans is for?"

Xiaobei: "Second brother, you don't have any pants?" Do you have silver in your sleeve? ”

The second brother glared angrily and pointed at Xiaobei: "Ah Xi!" I'm not talking about this pocket, I'm talking about the pocket inside the trouser pocket. ”

The eldest brother obviously pretended to be confused: "Ah! Zhengxin, I understand, what you want to say is not a trouser pocket but a trouser pocket, right?! ”

Everyone laughed, and the second brother showed a big horn with a lion's roar: "I'm talking about this small pocket in the trouser pocket, which can't be stuffed into anything, ah, Gaisai Gui (not Ming language)!" ”

Xiaobei said: "Ah, that." ”

Then there was a pause, and everyone looked at Xiaobei.

Xiaobei: "What are you doing?" ”

Second brother: "North, do I have to you?" ”

Xiaobei: "Why are you me, I don't know if it's okay!" ”

Second brother: "I don't know, you have to make a poop?" Do you know the third child? ”

Third brother: "It should be equipped with a lighter." ”

Everyone agreed.

Big brother: "I don't think it's right, after putting the lighter in half, I think it's a coin." ”

Fourth brother: "Big brother, your IQ is suitable for rice planting." Can you still pull out the coins when you put that thing in it? ”

Third brother: "Big brother, his fingers are thick, not only can't be pulled out of his pocket, but also can't be pulled out elsewhere." ”

I smiled and said, "Actually, the fourth brother's middle finger is fake, and it turns out that the root is still on someone else." ”

Xiaobei: "I think it's actually a thumb fit, put your hand in your pocket, and then stuff your thumb into your small pocket." ”

Third brother: "Is there any point in doing this?" ”

I said: "Xiaobei's practice, if you accidentally trip under the soles of your feet, you can fall to death because you can't pull it out." ”

Xiaobei: "Fifth brother, I curse you, there will be no spaceship to pick you up in your life." ”

I said, "Don't talk to me about the spaceship, why are you stupid if you're not Gru?" ”

After that, I sang the theme song of "Time Spaceship": "Hahaha, hahaha, hahahaha!" ”

Xiaobei pulled out a big nose: "Fifth brother, look what this is, hey, there's a kind of you don't run." ”

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

This morning's first class was criminal law, and I came to the classroom early. Zhao Man, the secretary of the Youth League, came to my desk and asked me:

"Guo Doudou, what about Li Chong?"

I said, "He must be coming here." ”

Zhao Man: "What's going on in your dormitory, why do you always skip class." Especially Li Chong, he is the squad leader, and he can't take the lead, and he doesn't do the work in the class......"

Me: "Stop, I have an opinion to him, I don't care." ”

Zhao Man: "Go back and inform you to sleep, and pay 400 yuan per person for books." ”

After that, I couldn't hear what Zhao Manmo was chirping, and a thunderbolt hit me on a sunny day, 400 yuan...... I have a total of 500 dollars, and I plan to live until the end of the world.

(One day you were singing after breakfast, and suddenly the economic crisis came.) ）

After that, my brothers came to the classroom, how to tease me, I didn't listen carefully to what the teacher said in class, and I only remembered in a trance that the content of the teacher's lecture seemed to be some quick ways to make money......

It's terrible, I have to control my consciousness and not go down the road of breaking the law and committing crimes.

I kept calculating the expenses in my seat: 100 yuan plus the balance of more than 60 yuan in the meal card, 3 fried dumplings for breakfast, 4 yuan for lunch egg persimmon mixed with four taels of rice, and four yuan for dinner at night, so that the minimum is 11 yuan a day, and 160 can be used for 15 days......

(One day you were in class after breakfast, and suddenly the end of the world came!) ）

Then I thought that I could go home for dinner on the weekend, and 15 days could be broken down into three weeks.

3 weeks ...... Not for three weeks!

The days are difficult, I used to talk about flowers, and I will talk about hair in the future.

I thought about it for a while, throttling is definitely starving, and it must be open sourced.

Robbery for between 3 and 10 years, theft for 3 years or less...... No, when I can't take criminal law class, I think about the way to make money, and this train of thought is always interfered with by the teacher.

After class, the brothers went to the dormitory, and I suddenly found that the third brother was not there, so I asked the eldest brother:

"Where's the third child?"

Big brother: "I don't know, he was sewing and mending in the bedroom, and suddenly he got dressed and ran out." ”

I said, "It's going to be nothing, is it?" ”

The eldest brother started to say something else: "The third brother is very ambitious, and I found out that the third brother has a lot of ideas about what he does, just like last time, the president of the student union came to check the bed, he came over in one step, and then hugged people's necks, this body language is too in place." Besides, when people come to the school, they are not conspicuous, and they are the class leaders and cadres of the school association, this person definitely has development!"

I thought about it and told everyone about Zhao Man's comment on the third brother today, and then I commented:

"I don't think it's worth carrying shoes for the third brother in the future."

The eldest brother said approvingly: "Little Wu, I have seen a lot of these things in my career, and the person who has been drilling in the camp may not be the successful one, because he is not in a good pattern, and he will be cut down by the top at the critical time in the end." The people who really come to the end are people who are informal, but have high emotional intelligence, and can be meticulous and appropriate in interpersonal relationships. ”

I said, "I think people still have to rely on actual performance, real performance." If the skills are not too strong, it is absolutely not enough to be a good person. ”

The eldest brother said, "How do you say this? I'll just give you a chestnut, Little Five. I've heard my dad say that he has a subordinate who works very hard and is capable. As for the other subordinate, the ability is not too much worse than the one in front, but if he has a job, he hides in the back, and he has no political achievements. Once, when one of these two people was to be promoted to the district secretary, guess who? ”

I said, "I must have chosen the one who didn't get motivated." ”

The eldest brother pretended to be startled: "Hey~! How do you know that? ”

I said, "If you ask, the result must be unexpected." ”

The eldest brother said, "That's right. The reason why I cite this chestnut is to say that ability, political achievements, and self-motivation are not factors that can determine a person's future and destiny. The reason why the latter was promoted that year was because he had a total of 13 votes on the democratic evaluation, and he got 13 votes. ”

The eldest brother stroked his invisible beard and said to me, "Little Wu, now do you think it is more important to be a person or to do things?" ”

This question made me take a hard look at my entire worldview:

"I still have to be a person with a clear conscience."

Big brother: "Okay! Xiao Wu, you really didn't disappoint me. It's a guy worth delivering. ”

My murderous anger was revealed from the corner of my eyes: "Big brother, you are a two-headed block." ”

The eldest brother smiled and said, "You and the third are two kinds of people, and I like both of them." ”

I said, "Big brother, this is a bad word, the third brother and I are the same kind of people. ”

Big brother looked straight at me.

I said, "Someone who is sensual, kind, rich in heart, and sincere to people." ”

The eldest brother laughed: "Little Wu, you are really a writer, but you are a little shameless!" ”

I also laughed twice, and then suddenly my tone froze:

"By the way, how many kinds of people are there?"

The eldest brother faced my sudden general, bit his lower lip, out of the car or jumping off the horse? Big brother turns the stars in one step:

"A person is a person."

The two of us looked at each other and smiled, sympathizing with each other, and I said, "Today you and I can be considered a tie!" ”

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

There is no schedule for classes in the afternoon, and there is no schedule for dinner.

After dinner, I went to bed with my eldest brother, and when I entered the house, I saw an eyeless owl standing on top of a headless plaster sculpture......

Behind the alarm watch, a man with a bare upper body, slender cheeks, and shaved shoulders, he sipped silver needles in his mouth, white silk hung down his waist, and he was engrossed in sewing the jeans in front of him.

I was demented in my eyes, and I whispered in my mouth: "Third brother, why did you skip class during the day?" ”

Third brother: "I went to celebrate my birthday for QQ pets." ”

Me: "......"

Big brother: "That's right, Xiao Wu, you said it yourself, you and the third child are the same kind of people." ”

I said, "No, there are two kinds of people in this world, one is normal people like you and me, and the other is the third brother." ”

Skipping class to celebrate the birthday of a QQ pet, are you a person?