23. Lead the classroom
"How so?"
The eldest brother replied: "If the second brother hadn't thrown us away, how could this situation have happened, this meal should be invited by the second brother." ”
Everyone echoed: "Yes, just blame him!" ”
If the second brother has a spirit in the sky, he must be inexplicably surprised.
It was still early to eat at this time, so Xiaohu and Tian Xue went back to the bedroom, rested for a while, and made a phone appointment again. And we also went back to the dormitory to prepare to ask the second brother Xingshi.
As soon as he entered the bedroom, Xiaobei pointed at his second brother with a machete and shouted: "Jin Zhengxin, are you convinced." ”
The second brother was looking at the Diamond Sutra, and said calmly: "Axi, don't compare that thing to that thing!" ”
Xiaobei continued to shout: "Second Jin, either you will set up a table tonight to accompany the sin, or I will chop you up today." ”
The second brother silently put down the scriptures, lifted the sheets and got up, and the murderous aura instantly dispersed, pointing to Xiaobei: "Ah, the color of the gi (not Ming Dynasty)"
Xiaobei put down the knife like a traitor: "Hehe, second brother, I'll beat you on the back." ”
The second brother sat down again.
The eldest brother said: "Zhengxin, you don't know, you can make us miserable today." ”
Then everyone learned what happened today to the second brother and the fourth brother lying on the bed.
After speaking, the eldest brother said: "We are not familiar with the place, you just threw us away, if you are in charge, how can we fall into such a dangerous situation." ”
The second brother held his breath, thought deeply, and said, "There is something wrong with my brother, but I think the fourth brother is mainly to blame for this matter." ”
The fourth brother lay straight on the bed: "Why, who is in the way of my sleep." ”
The second brother said, "If you get up in the morning and go with us, will you still be able to protect them if I lose them?" ”
When Xiaobei heard this, he patted his thigh and applauded: "Yes, Qu Laosi, it's up to you." ”
Speaking of which, I can see that in fact, who is not the main one to blame for this matter, and who is the main one to treat at night.
The fourth brother said: "You don't talk to me about calves, you still cross the threshold and scrape the basket when I play routines." ”
Xiaobei didn't give up, and waved the machete again: "Qu Laosi, or let's dance, let's try it." ”
The fourth brother sat up flutteringly, Xiaobei was furious at that time, and hurriedly rushed over and said flatteringly: "Fourth brother, I'll put shoes on you." ”
Everyone laughed, and the fourth brother lay flat again.
Jokes aside, the eldest brother still had a treat in the evening. After a full meal, everyone went back to their dormitories, and I took the car straight home.
When I got home, I received a text message from Xiaohu.
"Is it true what you say for dinner at night? I can't see it, you're so thin and quite capable of fighting. ”
"It's all the experience accumulated in blood."
"Oh? It seems that your life has quite a story, quickly, tell it in detail. ”
"Do you really want to hear it?"
"Well, come quickly, and be honest."
"This starts with the low point of my life, and I said that when I was in the third grade of elementary school, I ......"
"Cut, have you ever had a climax in your life?"
"Why does that sound so awkward......
"After I finished it, I felt quite awkward when I saw it. Go on, get down to business. ”
"After I transferred to another school in the third grade of primary school, I was bullied every day, and the reports of school violence we see in the newspapers now are nothing, and I have almost experienced them."
"Huh? It's really fake, it's impossible! ”
"Really, anything that pours cold water, picks up clothes, and smokes mouths is considered Mao."
"Really? Didn't tell the teacher? What about parents? ”
"After the parents find the teacher, the punishment they receive will be returned to me tenfold. Once my mother went to find the teacher, the teacher came into the room and asked, who bullied Guo Doudou, and most of the boys in the class stood up. Then the teacher called all the boys out into the hallway and flew them in front of my mom, and guess what? ”
"Don't say it, I can't stand it anymore, tell me, you're kidding me."
"That night I was detained at the entrance of the school and beaten for half an hour."
"Then there's no solution?"
"No, I was beaten for three years, and on the day I graduated, I felt that my life was too happy."
"CAO, WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"It's not a big thing to get beaten, the most painful thing is not to let you go home. After you get beaten outside, you get beaten up because you come home late. ”
"Can you endure it for three years, but you can't resist?"
"If you don't resist, one person will hit it twice, and it's over, and if you resist a gang."
"Surround a gang and fight back."
"Back then, the boss of the class said that he would hold the world's first martial arts conference, and I accidentally won the second in the class. Then the second child turned his face at that time, called a group of people, kept pumping me, and beat me for more than half an hour, and I was annoyed after the beating, and my fists and feet fell on me, and I kept thinking, when can I stop? . I've resisted countless times and been extinguished. ”
"I'm, ahhh!!!h I'm angry! ”
"It's okay, then my dad may really can't stand it, and taught me a little kung fu, and gradually, everyone always suffers from me, so they don't do much with me, and then I also got some protection by constantly slapping the boss in the class. The main thing is that when you get used to it, you don't feel it. ”
"It's okay, it's all in the past. You are so majestic today, like a supreme treasure, a big hero. ”
"Then you are the Zixia Fairy?"
"Haha, Zhu Haolin is the Zixia Fairy, I wish you all an early success."
At that time, I especially liked to write some sensational passages, I deleted it for a long time, and sent such a text message to Xiaohu.
"One of the wicks of the Emperor of Heaven turned into a purple glow in the west at dusk. She walked in a campfire in the desert, destined, entangled in the fate of lovesickness but only strangers. She was tempting, kissing wrong, falling in love with a lie, and a tear welling up in her eye. Passing by her lover, it must have been a dream. ”
Sure enough, this passage moved Xiaohu.
Xiaohu hung up the phone for me, and I picked it up.
"Hey."
I whispered, "Ah, what are you doing?" ”
Then the brief silence feels like a long time.
"Didn't --- anything---."
I heard her voice suppressed, cautious.
"Why is it so quiet?"
"They're all sleeping, and I'm called you blindfolded."
Xiaohu said secretly: "Do you also like to talk about Journey to the West?" ”
"Of course, that's my favorite movie."
"Shall I sing you a song?"
What else do I hear? The whole person was excited.
hurriedly agreed: "Wow, wow." ”
"E-en-en-"
After Xiaohu cleared his throat, he didn't move for a long time.
I asked softly, "Why don't you sing?" ”
I felt in my heart that Xiaohu was a little shy.
Xiaohu said softly: "Don't speak!" I-brew-brew. ”
I said, "Okay, I'm not talking." ”
After a while, Xiaohu murmured softly: "Before, now, and never again." Red, fallen leaves, long buried in the dust......"
Xiaohu bit my ears with her softest voice, brushing my eardrums, and in the quiet night, I lay on the soft bed, feeling that I had seen the most beautiful scenery in the world, and fell into the endless sea of stars, and the stars were sponge.
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As soon as the weekend is over, school starts.
The first class in college is English.
A female teacher in her twenties, wearing gold-wire glasses, pierced her eyes and thought she was a female classmate in the class. The teacher stroked the short hair at the back of his neck: Hello everyone, my name is Li Lei, this should be the first class you will take after coming to Dongsen.
The students responded below.
"Then let's introduce ourselves in turn."
So the classmates at the first table on the right side began to stand up and introduce their names, hometowns. I sat a little further back, at the same table with the third brother.
The third brother took out a small mirror from his schoolbag, pushed his hair up with both hands, twisted his neck to look at the side face, and I inadvertently saw that there were always girls secretly looking back at him.
I didn't care much about my classmates' self-introductions at the time, and I felt like I was watching TV, and everyone around me was like a TV background, but I was wandering in my own fantasy.
Of course, occasionally the wonderful plot can still pull me along. For example, the second brother thundered and shouted, the second brother applauded unexpectedly, and the second brother slapped the table and laughed. All this is not so much a wonderful plot.,In fact, it's more like a malicious advertisement on TV now.,Originally, I watched the serial and the sound was quite small.,When it came to the commercial, the sound suddenly became ten times louder.,The pain is,I didn't have a remote control at the time to turn down the volume of the second brother.。
My eyes wandered aimlessly around the room, and I saw my eldest brother and Xiaobei standing up together. Xiaobei wore a Mao suit that day, giving people the feeling that he was particularly capable.
Xiaobei: "Dig potatoes, dig in the open space, you can't dig Nima to die." ”
The eldest brother looked serious: "Hello everyone, my name is Kosuke Yamada, and I am a Japanese student." ”
Xiaobei: "Hayi, Alishan Lima kidney." Dig ginseng in Alishan. ”
Big brother: "This is my translator, Hao Linjun." ”
I saw the eldest brother turn around and bow deeply.
Xiaobei: "Empty buckets of water, I can't beat you, you are dripping and yelling." ”
Big brother: "Chinese food, delicious and exuding style. ”
Xiaobei: "Flower girl, put a bag of Ka Yimi, shout Xi!" ”
Big brother: "Chinese girls exude mysterious beauty. ”
Then Xiaobei also bowed deeply, and said with his tongue as if he was being bluffed by cement: "Non-usual-Luo Yi and everyone become, pot friend." ”
The teacher was wearing glasses, but when I looked at it from a distance, I felt that the teacher's eyes were rounder than the glasses. I turned my head to look at the third brother with a stiff neck, and saw the third brother with his mouth wide open, and he was shocked like a live carp without oxygen, panting heavily.