After the eldest brother and Xiaobei sat down.

Teacher Xiao Li was slowly rescued by the death-like quiet classroom atmosphere and regained his senses.

She asked everyone in surprise, "Are there any international students in our class?" ”

The whole class is confused, who knows if there are international students in this class?

It's like Tony Leung said he was a police officer, who knows?

The second brother knows.

"Stop! He's a Mao student! ”

Xiaobei retorted excitedly: "You land, dead land." ”

Second brother: "Ah, change the color of GI!" Shen Bei, you are also a little devil. Classmates, his name is Shen Bei, his home is Shuangqingshan, his student number is 20035805, and he is in the same dormitory as me, and he never wears pants when he sleeps at night! ”

Xiaobei slapped on the table, then lifted his head slightly from his elbows, and looked at everyone with a wry smile.

The English teacher looked very temperless, pursed his lips and smiled, tilted his head, and looked helpless.

My classmates also had a short circuit in their brains, and I heard a girl complaining, "I'm sick." ”

Xiaobei's scene today is a bit big, and I have a hunch that Xiaobei's English may be hanging for five years.

Turmoil is definite, and self-introduction continues.

"Hello everyone, my name is Kim Zhengxin, North Korean, I am a very good drinker, and my biggest wish in this life is to fight and get drunk."

The teacher couldn't stand it when he heard this: "Your class is Japanese and Korean, so you can play the Eight-Nation Alliance with me here, right?" ”

How could the eldest brother let go of this opportunity, and immediately interjected: "Report, report teacher, there is no North Korea in the Eight-Nation Alliance." ”

The teacher gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck off, you traitor." ”

Big brother: "Report, report teacher, I'm a translator, no, not a traitor." ”

At that moment, I had an ominous feeling that our dormitory was too sharp and might become the focus of the world's attention in the future.

Sure enough.

In the afternoon, jurisprudence class.

The jurisprudence teacher is a middle-aged slightly fat man, not tall, with a corrupt belly, and his eyes are full of excitement.

He wrote the word "灋" on the blackboard and said in a rising tone:

"Students, who knows this word?"

The audience was silent.

The teacher looked at everyone excitedly and slapped the table excitedly:

"You're right, this word is pronounced fa."

I thought to myself, "I'll go, this is okay?" ”

The teacher then said, "The Raccoon is a kind of mythical beast in ancient times. ”

At the mention of the divine beast, I was excited, and immediately became bloody. I found that the fourth brother lying in front of me also got up, he looked left and right, the moment he turned around, his eyes interlaced with me, and the two of us touched the electrocardiogram, and immediately connected to the code.

That's right, we're all from the Marfa continent. Although I look as thin as a mage, I was once a warrior in Beechcraft. What about the fourth brother? I kept deducing his profession, warrior? Taoist? Mage? Orc Commander? Zuma Master? At this moment, my eyes inadvertently skimmed the blackboard, and a flash of inspiration flashed.

That's right, the fourth brother is a deaf!

Now it's okay, my long-cherished wish of warriors to take mythical beasts to fight monsters and upgrade for many years is finally coming true.

I was so excited that I watched as the fourth brother returned to his non-aggressive state after a short upright pause and fell on the table again.

On the podium, the teacher continued to foam:

"The three points of water on the left represent fairness, and the upper part of the right is the divine beast, which is said to have a single horn, and once there is a dispute, it will use its horn to hit the person who is at fault."

I listened to the teacher's class and thought it was quite interesting, like listening to a story.

After the teacher finished speaking, he suddenly slapped his thigh, and suddenly realized: "If only this beast could tell whether it is up or down." ”

I'm a little nervous, I need a doctor here.

"Does anyone buy stocks?" The teacher should say this.

First-year students, how can they buy stocks, this thing is too far away from us. According to my 12 years of experience in school, this sentence must be a transitional sentence, and the teacher is paving the way, which must guide us to deepen our understanding of legal knowledge through financial behavior.

The teacher's eyes were resolute and his face was shiny.

"The stock market has become my ATM now. Students, the stock market is a dream factory. Once you master the capital, you are your own boss. As long as you are willing to work hard, becoming a millionaire is not a problem. It was published in the newspaper that two little girls from XX University in Shanghai bought a cow stock and bought a house in Shanghai as soon as they graduated, and it was a house ...... more than 100 square meters. ”

"Students, we are destined to meet today, and I want to help you establish a correct goal. Yes, there are many pursuits in life, but the most important cornerstone is financial freedom, you have money, you can have time...... Welcome to join my Stocks Club, stocks are the best way for everyone to achieve financial freedom! ”

After that, the teacher talked about what is K-line, what is dividend, and allotment of shares in class. How did he successfully buy the bottom and eat more than a dozen daily limits in a row. How to give a set of artifact passwords when a colleague has no money to get married, no money to buy a house, and no money to see a doctor, and turn the tide. At that time, I felt that this teacher was Warren Buffett and Soros. Give him a lever, and he's going to lift the earth.

At that time, we were young and ignorant, and we were stunned for a moment. As soon as the class ended, the podium was quickly surrounded by the female students, and the teacher humbly accepted the admiration of the girls. At that time, I understood a truth, the charm of RMB and Andy Lau is the same.

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In the afternoon of the second day, civil law class.

Civil Law Teacher: "Rights generally refer to the power that the law gives to people to realize their interests. Corresponding to obligations, one of the fundamental concepts of jurisprudence. ”

The students worked hard to write.

The second brother said loudly: "That's not right. ”

The teacher was stunned for a moment, raised his hand and said, "What's the problem, you stand up and say." ”

The second brother stood up and stood up with a straight face: "I think there are two points, power and interests, power is the meaning of belonging, and interests don't need to be explained." This view is quoted from the note in the lower right corner of page 272 of volume 13 of Marx's Selected Works. This is explained in my words as a matter of your interests, and I think it is absolute. ”

Brief tranquility.

Someone took the lead in applauding.

Some people bowed and worshipped.

The civil law teacher is a young man, petrified.

"Maybe I haven't researched enough, I'll go back and find out. Very good, thanks to this classmate for his correction. ”

The teacher continued: "Corresponding to rights are obligations, but we should clearly distinguish between rights and powers, one word difference, to express two different concepts, rights are generally possessed by everyone, and power is mainly state organs and their staff. ”

The teacher writes on the blackboard.

"No, the second brother roared."

The teacher began to pick up his hair.

The second brother took the initiative to stand up this time: "In the mid-19th century, when Thomas Burberry and his Chinese assistants translated Wheaton's "Laws of the World" into Chinese, they chose "power", the ancient word of power, to translate the English word "rights" (the second brother pulled the long sound). Later, when the French scholar Yves Saintlaurent gave a speech at Peking University, he used the word right to correspond to right, so the etymology of these two words is unified.

The teacher was sweating profusely, pondering, and replied with a cower: "Yes, they were inseparable in the past, but now they may gradually be differentiated, and they are differentiated in practice?" ”

The second brother waved his hand: "Then what you said is also right, but it is not accurate." ”

The teacher almost knelt down to thank the lord Longen, thanking the second brother for saving some face for him.

The second brother made such a fuss, and the pace of the class became very fast, and the class ended in a blink of an eye, and the teacher fled with his scattered worldview. Then a senior sister walked into the classroom, claiming that she was the vice president of our student union, and more importantly, she acted as the head teacher of our class, "Wang Qi", announced that at 7:30 in the evening in the main building 512 classroom to choose a class, and then introduced the positions of class cadres, including class leader, youth league secretary, study committee, sports committee .......

After announcing the news, the students were about to go out, and Li Chong leaned over and asked Senior Sister Wang Qi:

"Sister Qi, where is your home?"

Wang Qi returned with squinted eyes: "My home is like Liaoyang." ”

Li Chong's eyelids rose, and his face was full of smiles: "Oops! It's such a coincidence, our family is also like Liaoyang, fellow countrymen! ”

I was shocked: "This shameless one, are you worthy of the fathers and villagers in Gubei?" ”

When Wang Qi heard this, his mouth immediately grinned: "What a coincidence! ”

Li Chong held his hair with his right hand, naturally stopped his hand behind his head, and continued with a handsome look: "Fate, Sister Qi, you haven't eaten at night, let's eat together." ”

Wang Qi said: "No need, you can eat together, I can eat it myself." ”

"The situation in the cafeteria is complicated, and you are just pointing me out."

Li Chong picked up Wang Qi's bag and said to us: "I and our fellow villagers catch up on the old days, you can eat." ”

Then he pulled his legs and walked out, and Senior Sister Wang Qi naturally followed.

Xiaobei was like a goose in the back, and opened his mouth wide: "I'll go, this will do, master." ”

The eldest brother hooked his eyes and opened his mouth wide: "The third brother is a diplomat." ”