We are frivolous and proud of the examination room. But fate, like lightning and trees, or unlucky ghosts and big trucks, is always caught off guard.

The volume of jurisprudence is a hurricane. We rummaged through carbon pens, tissue packs, mineral water bottles, and found that this exam was like our life – there were no answers! We followed the eldest brother's expectant gaze to Li Jia, and Li Jia's eyes were like a bottomless abyss. I looked around at my classmates and felt a bit like a dead campus...... The faces of all the students were numb, confused, looking for something different, and lonely and helpless.

In this way, the time of the jurisprudence exam solidifies like yogurt, and then the chunks fall off in large chunks. By the time we came to our senses, there was only half of the exam left. The students have shattered their illusions and recognized the reality, so they will write as much as they want. So everyone worked hard to write and burned the small universe one after another. Those who draw lots, those who ask for lots, and those who invite God to go up, each shows his powers. In a panic, everyone didn't forget to throw their cold eyes at the second brother, it was this thing that talked about stocks with the teacher all day long, helping to abuse him.

Still, I feel good about myself, because I have to work hard and can rely on my own understanding to justify most of the topics. In this panic, I wrote all over the volume, and then changed my volume to Xiaobei, changed the third brother's volume to my hand, and quickly copied it.

In the last half hour of the college exam, the teacher would turn a blind eye and be kind to us, so everything went well, and the brothers all had a feeling of being in a desperate situation.

The last subject, Dead Chess, English.

Of course, it turned out that the English teacher was so ruthless, and some reading comprehension in the range came as scheduled, stabilizing social harmony.

Antecedent.

Before the English test, at my desk, I was as stunned as usual.

Xiaohu was wearing a bright red tweed skirt that day, and the upper body was a white sweater like a grapefruit peel turned up, and the sleeves and collar of the sweater were lace, like a princess in Central Europe.

I watched as Xiaohu slowly got up from the third table in the row to my left, and slowly walked back, I saw her watching me coming, and my nervous eyes forgot to dodge.

Xiaohu walked to the table in front of me and sat on the stool, ignoring the presence of Xiaobei beside him.

Xiaohu sat in front of me, this feeling is too long, and I need to constantly recall what we ate together last time, what jokes we made, what was the last text message, why we were estranged, for a long time, all this is like a certain movie I have watched, empathize, but it seems to have nothing to do with me. I watched her eyes change from calm to wavering, from firm to suspicious, and I suddenly realized that she had just said something.

I quickly stretched my neck and widened my eyes: "Huh? ”

Xiaohu's eyes left me in disgust and fell to the ground:

"I asked if you would!"

This sentence asks me whether I will or not, and it seems that I can still give it a try, and I don't know if I will know it myself.

I was like admitting my mistake: "No? Not bad? I don't know ......."

Xiaohu Wangtian rolled his eyes, and when he got up, he said, "Look at your phone, I'll send you the answer in your phone." ”

Looking at the shadow of Xiaohu's return journey, I felt that I could hear the sound of panic, like a big drum, I felt that I needed rescue.

In the last half hour of the exam, Xiaohu handed in his papers in advance. Twenty minutes before the paper was submitted, the answer came as promised.

The battle was won.

Although the exam is over, there is still a week before the holiday, and there are even a few classes to be attended.

Therefore, this week will be dark, drunk, shameless, and shameless.

And it all started with the ghost crying wolf howl after everyone walked out of the exam room:

"Liberated!" "It's a holiday!" "Mao! No holidays! "O evil old society!" "I'm going home!"

In accordance with the instructions of Supreme Leader Comrade Kim Jong Shin, all the comrades of 404 should drink heavily and get drunk. In accordance with the instructions of Comrade Zhu Haolin, secretary of the Workers' Party, head of the office and the eldest brother in the lead, he immediately returned to bed to hold the "404 Dormitory Final Mobilization Meeting and Final Examination Successful Celebration Conference".

After returning to bed, the first item of the meeting was "fighting local tyrants and dividing the land". Under the chairmanship of General Secretary Zhu and under the protection of all party members except the fourth brother, and in accordance with the principles of equality, voluntariness, and democracy, the meeting counted the three major banquets that the fourth brother promised to invite everyone to eat mutton skewers, hot pot, and barbecue, and demanded that they be implemented immediately.

The fourth brother touched his stomach and smiled: "What a big deal!" ”

The second item of the meeting: "Fellowship." ”

Sure enough, after being warm, I thought about silver desire (I'm a little fed up with grinding iron, thirty shielding words out of a hundred words). These people can skip meals, but they must not be pickled girls. The eldest brother happened to take the opportunity of these dinners to develop more with Li Jia, Xiaobei also wanted to make an appointment with Hai Mimi, and the rest of the singles relied on the aura of the third brother and were contracted by the third brother.

Xiaobei said: "Xiao Wu, you can call Xiaohu too, English thanks to the answer to us." ”

When Xiaobei said this, his eyes still blinked at me, which meant: "I understand you~"

I looked at this little ghost with an anti-Japanese look: "Called-five-brother!" It's against you, you dare to call me Xiaowu! ”

Xiaobei smiled and looked wrinkled, like a flower roll: "Hey, hey, hey, fifth brother, fifth brother, fifth brother~"

The fourth brother and the third brother also said: "Yes, call her, fortunately, they are together." ”

I looked at my eldest brother, and my eldest brother smiled wickedly: "What do you think I'm doing?" Are you two elephants? ”

I smiled and said, "Roll the calf~"

Then he rushed up and played with his big brother.

Xiaobei: "Fifth brother, what's the matter with you two, it's quite secretive?" ”

I also beat the drum in my heart, I was so confused about today's obstruction, so that I couldn't decide whether I should call Xiaohu and invite her to dinner.

I replied, "To be honest, we don't really have anything. ”

The eldest brother immediately received: "What dare you not admit, it's okay!" ”

The third brother immediately slipped away, looking very serious: "Little Five, I think so, if you two can succeed, the brothers will be happy for you." This also includes the eldest brother, the eldest brother chasing the little tiger is in the past, and the eldest brother now has Li Jia, I think the eldest brother must not blame you, isn't it the eldest brother? ”

The eldest brother's eyes narrowed into a slit, and he smiled: "What's this, besides, whoever chased her, we are friends......"

Everyone answered: "Good job, I haven't pulled my hand!" ”

The eldest brother rolled on the bed with a smile in embarrassment.

In that case, I tried to send a text message to Xiaohu:

"Dinner together in the evening?"

Xiaohu replied in seconds: "You have a conscience." ”

Me: "Calling Tian Xue, we have dinner in the dormitory at night, and in addition to our dormitory, there are two friends from Li Jia, Wang Sitian, and the third brother. ”

Xiaohu: "Then this meal doesn't count." ”

I felt a sweet feeling in my heart, and these two months of estrangement made me realize what I really wanted.

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

For dinner, Xiaotao barbecue on the side of the school.

Xiaotao barbecue has only two rooms, men and women, a total of ten people, and two tables in the inner room. The third brother's sisters all missed, and the friends were surprised.

Xiaotao's barbecue uncle tied a white apron, looked at everyone with a smile, and said boldly: "What do you want to eat?" ”

The second brother didn't let anyone, and blurted out: "Let's have two bottles of liquor first!" ”

The third brother hurriedly stopped: "Second brother, calm down, calm down, don't do this." ”

The eldest brother continued: "If you come to something white, you will come to something white!" Who to scare? ”

Xiaobei hurriedly persuaded the eldest brother: "Big brother, low-key, low-key!" ”

Big brother: "No! Gotta have some white today, boss, two bottles of Sprite! ”

Everyone laughed, Li Jia smiled and patted the eldest brother on the shoulder, with a look of approval.

The boss looked helpless: "You are such a thing!" ”

The fourth brother waved his hand: "Okay, don't make trouble, let's be serious." ”

Second brother: "That's okay, let's have 200 cows and 200 sheep first!" ”

The crowd was again barricaded.

Second brother: "Ah Xibei! There's nothing you can't eat! I can eat 200 skewers myself! ”

Third brother: "Second brother, then let's also light it in small batches first, otherwise it won't taste good if it's cold." ”

The boss rounded: "Little brother, you leave some for others, our family stock is 200 skewers, and you let other tables taste two skewers." ”

The second brother's B pretended to be round: "Ah, forget it, let's find it if you can't eat enough wine, the liquor is enough!" ”

The boss was stunned, and smiled and gave a thumbs up to the second brother: "You are even more of a thing." ”