The eldest brother and Li Jia hit it off, and their relationship heated up quickly, and they suddenly became the first person to eat crabs in the bedroom.

The second brother's words were held in his stomach, and his swollen flesh turned white: "That's not right! Xiao San'er has changed more than 10,000 objects......"

The third brother raised his eyebrows like a sword, and he snorted! Then he steadily picked up a copy of "Xin Wei", and Guan Gong read it at night:

"Second brother, I'm all pot friends! Don't talk nonsense! ”

The second brother hurriedly covered his mouth: "Hey, hey! I'm sorry, little san'er, I'm too talkative! ”

Xiaobei: "Third brother, I saw it that day, you walked in front of the cafeteria with a long-haired woman, and the two of them held hands. We're all buddies, what are you pretending to be pure! ”

Fourth: "No, they're all buddies, who can rob you?" ”

The third brother pondered: "What day? ”

I answered: "Which one?" ”

Xiaobei: "The day before yesterday! The woman was wearing light jeans, a white shirt, and a pale face! ”

Third brother: "Huh? Ahh "That's the younger sister I recognized in the student union, in the words of the eldest brother, it is a good job, and it has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Xiaobei was injected with an invisible chicken blood by God again: "Brother! Tap, don't do that! Elder brother! Yes! Elder brother! ”

The eldest brother instantly had bird flu and screamed lewdly: "Ah! Elder brother! I'm your sister! Brother, I just want to talk to you! If you don't say it, just talk to me! ”

The third brother went north on the upper bunk, pointed to the eldest brother on the lower bunk and said:

"Zhu Xiaoye, you don't need to be bothered, the next one is you!"

In Xiaobei's howl like killing a pig, I silently closed the door. Hey, headmaster, open your eyes, I'm the only one in this dormitory who is a good student who goes to class on time.

The last week of class, the students are panicked, and the final exam is coming, and the students' books are basically new, and the most common words with each other are "Did the teacher talk about this chapter?" "Didn't the teacher talk about this chapter?" Whether it is a boy or a girl, the notes are blank, and when I recall the knowledge points, I have a kind of blankness of looking directly at the sun, and I think of the eggs between the second brother and the teacher in class, but they are all lifelike.

At the end of last semester, in the midst of the turmoil of the times, the teachers of various subjects shone like saviors.

In the last class of each subject, the teacher will always say a sentence that melts the hearts of students such as Detective Conan and Saint Seiya theme song in my brain:

"This lesson will give you a review range!"

When I was surprised to find that all the teachers said the above sentence in unison, I expected that the phenomenon of "scoring" was a common phenomenon on campus. Of course, the word "scope" is the same as "Fan Wei", which is to put it bluntly. A little fool is like a labor law teacher, as an example:

Labor Law Teacher: "Students, please pay attention to Chapter 1, Section 3, Labor Contract; Chapter 4, Section 5, Standard Clauses; Chapter 6, Section 1, Labor Arbitration ......"

"Okay, the essay questions will come out of the above 4 knowledge points, please pay attention to it."

Choose two out of four, this is a small fool.

For example, a civil law teacher is the following:

"Everyone follow me to draw, chapter 1, section 1, civil subject; Next, turn to page 12, Section 2 Civil Relations; Now turn to page 19, section 3, natural person; Sections 4, 5 and 6 ......"

The civil law teacher just read the topic section by section, but suddenly:

"Chapter 1, Section 8, Rights and Obligations, Ang Ya (Clear Your Throat)!"

Then the civil law teacher paused and looked at everyone with affection, and the feeling was all in words: "You know what I mean!" ”

Just this tracheitis-like throat clearing is the topic, and it is to remind everyone that this section is going to be a question!

The big fool, such as the teacher of jurisprudence, is also the same as the teacher of civil law, delineating the scope of each section, and constantly muttering:

"It's important here, it's important, it's important."

In his constant emphasis, everyone was surprised to find that the whole book is so important!

The week at the end of the semester should be a week in which the knowledge of college students explodes geometrically. Although the scope is drawn, it is also a very good practice to understand it in a short period of time and memorize these knowledge points for the exam.

Diligent as me, I go out early and return late, gritting my teeth and getting up by the sound of a big toothbrush with a crayon Xiaoxin alarm, and relying on the loneliness in the self-study room of the dormitory building to refresh myself. I memorized the knowledge points, but accidentally touched the bypass, and I felt that I was in a trance, and I found that the bullshit between the subjects was contradictory. At the beginning of the 2000s, China's jurisprudence was indeed at a node of theoretical change, and the old system copied foreign rules and regulations, and it was moved everywhere, such as the pro-German and Japanese civil law, but the criminal law copied Soviet Russia. The old system was mostly put into use in 198X, and after 30 years of reform and opening up, the reality has long been turned upside down, but the new system has not yet been reformed. In short, an idealist like me, a master who is willing to dig up the grave of his ancestors when he learns knowledge, the more he learns, the more confused he becomes.

With exams just two days to go, I was back in my dorm room from the library with my head like mushy on my head.

Pushing the door, it was as if he had walked into the Huanyi Bureau of the Qing Dynasty's Internal Affairs Office.

Winter! The windows were wide open, the brothers were wearing cotton jackets in the house, and there were several large basins on the ground, and Xiaobei and the second brother kept scrubbing something. The third brother was on the table full of scraps of paper, holding his ruler and tailor's scissors and flying constantly. The eldest brother stood in front of the window like a mentally ill band conductor, constantly biscuing outside. The fourth brother kept shouting on the top bunk, and I vaguely sounded as if I was inviting lamb skewers, barbecue, shabu-shabu or something?

I said to myself, "Is this a sacrifice to the gods before the exam?" ”

Xiaobei saw me: "The mud is back!" ”

As soon as I heard Xiaobei's Tangshan-flavored Shaanxi dialect, my instinctive sixth sense immediately came up: "This grandson wants to pull me on his back, these grandsons won't be trying to use me as a sacrifice." ”

The picture that stabilized my confused thinking was that Xiaobei fished out a small soaked note from the basin, and then rubbed and rubbed and rubbed and rubbed, and after the paper was rolled into mud, I was surprised to find that Xiaobei still had a transparent film in his hand. Then, following his guidance, I was surprised to find that this film was as fascinating as that film, and it was full of small characters like sesame seeds!

Exam Strips! It turns out that our dormitory is the largest international copying base of Eastern Sen University!

The second brother and Xiaobei held a footbath and rubbed it around, it turned out that they were not rubbing mud, they were rubbing strips! The third brother measured and cut it out, it turned out that he was not engaged in creation, but cut the version! The eldest brother opened a window and compared to the outside, but it turned out that he was not a big jumper, and when he opened his eyes, the eldest brother hung several lines inside the window and was drying! The fourth brother is exerting a spiritual fire on everyone, constantly throwing out all kinds of food promises, the war is imminent, and it is outright mercenary.

Because we have mastered the most advanced science and technology, it is comparable to the four great inventions. The invisible cheat sheet technology comparable to the compass, gunpowder, papermaking, and movable type printing instantly elevated 404 from the Qing Dynasty madhouse when I pushed the door to the Houston Rocket Research and Development Center, the front line of the world's scientific research.

Without further ado, I quickly went into battle, and I was in charge of another process in the rocket manufacturing process, bonding. The specific method is not listed, so as not to be wanted by Interpol, saying that I teach criminal methods.

In short, that night was a night that changed our fate. Those two basins are the two basins that change our fate. Through continuous efforts, we are confident that we will be invincible and pass every exam!

There are many ways for students to cheat, such as preaching, making cheat sheets, and writing on the desk. As far as I know, except for our dormitory, almost all the students in our class will make an accordion-like strip, fold it in the palm of the hand, and then look at it twice and the teacher will confiscate it. Most of the skills of the advanced version and Niu X points are concentrated on female classmates, like Li Jia, who relied on his own money to get a new thing called MP3, recorded the knowledge points of each exam, and then relied on his long hair to hide with small headphones, and wrote in front of the invigilation like a god. But compared to Li Jia, I admire those girls who fight with their own bodies. Looking at it, it is purple and red, all kinds of short skirts that can just cover the thighs, and it is impossible to have big white legs with water, because it is winter, so the female classmates are wearing leggings in their skirts. Based on this, I speculate that this fashionable style of wearing leggings and small skirts in winter arose from the campus at the end of the northern period. Therefore, the brothers are also excited to start looking forward to the various exams in the summer.

Sure enough, science and technology is the primary productive force, when others scratch their heads and scratch lice, thieves and rats look at teachers, and five spines and six beasts ask for help, the comrades of the 404th regiment are strolling in the examination room, looking at the "invisible" strips pasted everywhere with elegant demeanor and natural expressions, and occasionally "borrowing pens" from each other, so that they hide from the world and get away with it under the red vigilance of the teacher!

After writing the above paragraph, I was surprised to find that I actually made good use of so many idioms, which are really knowledgeable, erudite, rich and rich, and a pillar of optimus. Uneducated students must be thinking crookedly again, a pillar of optimus refers to people who can take on heavy responsibilities! Not what you think. The so-called benevolent see benevolence, and the prostitute sees prostitution, think too many people, self-reflection.

In short, in college life, we have overcome the biggest problem of students - exams!

strayed into the open campus life.