What about the dish?

In addition to a plate of cabbage boiled in clear water, only Kung Pao chicken is left, only persimmons are left in Mushu persimmons, and mapo tofu is only mapo soup. I glanced around in surprise and found that the fourth brother had finished eating, and the second brother's eight taels of rice had also bottomed out, and he was holding the fish there intimately.

Nowadays, when I eat with my daughter-in-law, she always tells me to slow down, (of course, there are other times when I am asked to hurry up.) I think it's crooked, I'm talking about paying the bill). I remember one time, she asked me, "Why do you always eat so fast, can't you eat slowly?" I replied indifferently: "You don't know, this is all the sequelae left over from school, if you fall behind, you will be beaten, and if you eat slowly, you will starve." ”

Of course, it's not that I'm finishing the calf myself, the eldest brother and Xiaobei are still with me, and after the three of us stared at each other, we began to clean up the leftovers that the thousand catties of combination ate and scorched.

After the military training in the afternoon, a student cadre came to inform that the college was going to hold an orientation party, and all talented students were invited to gather in the mock court at half past six in the evening, and they could also recommend themselves to be the host of the party. After hearing the news, everyone was very excited, especially Xiaobei, after all, he is the man who wants to become the most popular host in the country, and the brothers also cheered Xiaobei and said that they would accompany him at night. Everyone also asked the second brother to sing a bel canto song on stage, saying that the opportunity for our dormitory to stand up in the academy had come.

After the disbandment, the third brother wanted to go to dinner with Xiaohu and said that he would gather in the moot court later. Then he beckoned the eldest brother and said to go together, saying that a female classmate who was always with Xiaohu would eat with them at noon, and he had a little difficulty with one man and two women. The eldest brother was still shy at this time, so he asked me to accompany him. I said what is it for me to accompany me, I won't accompany anyone, why don't you bring Jin Zheng to accompany you. The second brother pointed at me and said, "Wow! "My third brother and I ran away quickly.

Along the way, the third brother, me, Xiaohu and her roommate walked together, her roommate was a little neutral, thin, with big eyes and very energetic, called Tian Xue. The third brother introduced me and said that I was the fifth child in his bedroom, and Tian Xue said that it was a coincidence that she was also a little fifth in their bedroom. Tian Xue also said that since the third brother called Xiaohu the nickname, their bedrooms were also called the same. In this way, a surprising scene appeared, that is, three people with the same title appeared on the same occasion: Xiao Wu and Xiao Hu, stupid and unclear. Xiaohu and Xiaowu, it's not outrageous to call it wrong.

The words Xiao Wu and Xiao Hu are very similar, so when the third brother said the word Xiao Wu along the way, the other three people all widened their eyes and distinguished who they were called, as usual:

"Xiaohu, what time did you sleep yesterday?" The third brother said.

I replied, "Don't you know what time I go to bed?" ”

The third brother said: "It's not about you, it's about Xiaohu." ”

Xiaohu covered his mouth and said, "Oh, it's about eleven o'clock." Ay? What time do you sleep? ”

Me: "I went to bed early, and I fell asleep yesterday when the lights went out." ”

Xiaohu Hahale: "It's not about you, it's about our Tian Xue." ”

Me: "Oh... ”

I asked, "Xiaohu, where is your home?" ”

Tian Xue: "My family is from Daqing. ”

Me: "。。。。。。。 ”

In this way, we played a game of guessing who is who. came to the cafeteria, after I sat down, Xiaohu sat opposite me, Tian Xue and the third brother went to eat, saying that they let the two of us occupy a seat.

Xiaohu asked me, "How many numbers does your phone have?" ”

After I told her, she wrote it down on her phone.

"I'm tanned during military training."

"It's not dark."

"I've been eating in the cafeteria every day for the past few days, and I'm still getting fat."

"I'm not fat."

Little Tiger stared at me with wide eyes.

"You don't blush when you lie."

"I kid you not, really."

Xiaohu showed his little tiger teeth and smiled, and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand.

"Why did you study law?"

"Because you don't study math, what about you?"

"I've heard that being a lawyer is very lucrative. Are you bad at math? ”

"Well, the angel descends to earth."

"Angels descending to earth?"

"Face to earth."

"Haha, is it that miserable?"

"It's worse than that."

At this time, Tian Xue and the third brother came back with food, and the third brother looked at the two of us:

"Good conversation."

That's the woman that the eldest brother has a crush on, and seducing the second sister-in-law is a taboo. I quickly cleared up the relationship: "Let's talk about it." (Seducing the second sister-in-law is a taboo in the rivers and lakes, so is it to seduce the sister-in-law?) Forget it. ）

At this time, I saw Tian Xue whispering a joke with Xiaohu, and Xiaohu quickly pushed Tian Xue to cover her mouth. At the time, I thought it was cute that this girl was shy.

During the meal, the three of them kept chattering. What about me? Of course, when there are more people, I am dumb.

When we were about to finish eating, Tian Xue asked us, "What are you two going to do in a while?" ”

Third brother: "Isn't it the host of the welcome party at night, I want to go to Xiaobei, let's stand and cheer." ”

I said, "The second brother sings a bel canto in the evening, and he will definitely calm them." ”

Xiaohu looked at me and said, "You can also sing bel canto, who is so powerful." ”

The third brother said: "The second brother in our dormitory is the chubby one." ”

Xiaohu said: "It's so fun, then we also want to go, watch the show." ”

The third brother said, "Let's go together, how fun it is." ”

Xiaohu asked, "Do you two have a show?" ”

The third brother said, "Little Five, you sing a song." ”

I pointed at Tian Xue and jokingly said, "Let Xiao Wu sing with me, I'll sing, and the two of us will form a 2510 group." ”

Tian Xue stalked his neck: "Wow! But ......"

Before the words were finished, they suddenly fell silent, Tian Xue's big eyes shook, and she swallowed the words back.

Xiaohu said: "Let's go, let's go, don't be late, and cheer for your house Xiaobei." ”

When the four of us arrived at the moot courtroom, we saw thirty or forty people sitting scattered in the room, all in small circles of dormitories. After sitting for a while, I saw Xiaobei and they were all here, and the eldest brother brought the latest news, that is, the second brother did not sing at this welcome party, and wanted to talk to Xiaobei together. I said so suddenly, where to find a joke. Xiaobei said that he had a joke in high school, and he had slipped down with his second brother just now, and after a while, they took the draft and said that there was still a period of time before the official performance, and they would take it off when the time came. The eldest brother saw that Xiaohu was also coming, and secretly asked the third brother how it was, and the third brother stimulated the eldest brother and said that you don't even dare to eat with people, what else can you do.

After a while, the number of people in the room gradually increased, and when the Minister of Literature and Art asked everyone to be quiet, I looked and saw that there were about 100 people in the room. The Minister of Literature and Art is a somewhat cute male senior, and when he says some polite words, he asks everyone to go up and show their talents. In this process, there are singing and magic, and all of them are mediocre. When the eldest brother saw this level, he drummed me up and said, "Little Wu, let's also put on a show." ”

I said, "Big brother, you're a professional person, and I can't sing folk songs." ”

The eldest brother said: "Don't sing that, I heard you humming that Ren Xianqi's song two days ago, and I will too." ”

The eldest brother is talking about the song "Don't Be Stupid" sung by Ren Xianqi and Zhou Huajian. I replied, "Can it work?" "Actually, I was also scratched in my heart, when I was in high school, I participated in performances at every art festival. But at this time, I did have a little stage fright, because my self-confidence was gone, so just when my eldest brother brought up this matter, my heart began to beat faster, and it was thumping.

The eldest brother said okay, you are ready to prepare, and we will go on it in a while.

At this time, the second brother and Xiao Nan came to the stage and said cross talk, and the second brother's cross talk was called a "good", the whole cross talk changed to face, and the audience was numb. However, the brothers still support their brothers, and none of the applause and shouts are missing. I remember that there is a sentence in the cross talk that my second brother said: "Only bears stand." The fourth brother stood up and raised his hands and shouted, "Yes, I am the bear!" The audience laughed.

What do you call buddy, even if this thing is obviously not working, I will not give up my support for you.

After the cross talk was finished, Xiaobei was also quite disappointed, sitting in front of me, he could see that he was not in a good mood. Just as I was about to comfort him. Suddenly, Xiaobei: "Ah! With a bang, I saw Xiaobei stiffen. Following Xiaobei's line of sight, after watching it, I saw a female classmate walking up to the stage and said:

"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Sitian, and then I will sing a song for everyone, called "For Whom".

I'll go! Isn't this Haimimi!

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Campus Life Compulsory Guide - "Canteen Survival Rules":

Error demonstration

A, the eldest brother's ordering method picks a lot of dishes

B. Xiaobei à la carte method only orders staple food

C. The small five-point dish method is cheap to play

D, the second brother's ordering method sees what to fight

Demonstrate correctly

A. Campus network, BBS, forum, post bar counseling senior brother and sister.

B. You can play half a copy without a copy.

C. Which one queues up to eat more.

D. The canteen is the pinnacle of dark cuisine, and you want to fight your way out of it?

-----------------Hehe, wishful thinking!