This burst of slamming the door smashed everyone in the house, who kicked the hall?

Don't look at the fourth brother, who usually has difficulty getting out of bed, but he is still very powerful at the critical moment. Jumped to the ground with a flutter and shouted, "Don't smash it, Nima!" ”

Brother Chong also tightened his pants and rushed over, while I hurriedly searched all over the house for weapons.

said that it was too late, and the second brother had already opened the door and rushed out with the fourth brother.

I expected a fierce battle to be inevitable.

When I rushed to the door with a stool, I found that there was no fight.

At that time, the situation at the door was like this, the fourth brother and the second brother were blocking the door with pants on the left and right, and a little crack in the middle was filled by the third brother.

This scene is recorded in the "Historical Records": the rampaging grizzly bear on the left, the white boar in the stone tomb on the right, and the leopard print pants in the middle. It is said that people block killing, and Buddha blocks Amitabha.

It was said that there were four thin and short junior soldiers standing outside the door, and they were all frightened.

One of the first little ones was a boy with slightly blue glasses, a large book clip in his hand, and stumbled and said:

"Study, study, student council check."

The fierce man at the door glared angrily and said nothing.

The leading student cadre waited for a while, and then said with a trembling mouth: "The house, the house is quite full of people." ”

Then he poked his head out and wanted to take a look into the house, but the second brother puffed up the meat and blocked the other party's view.

It's quiet.

Mr. Lu Xun once famously said: "Silence, don't break out in silence, perish in silence, silence is tonight's Kangqiao." ”

In the deathly silence, the goods on the other side were obviously stunned. At that time, there was such a person, relying on his own two years of school in the morning, and he had a little power in the student union, so he bullied others, as if he was awesome, and he didn't understand the minimum respect between people. Of course, such people also have another characteristic, that is, bullying the weak and fearing the hard. The fourth brother who was blocking the door at that time could be two heads taller than several of them on average. The second brother is on average two heads wider than one of them. Third brother, uh...... The pants are bright. The momentum of everyone is condensed and formed behind us, and behind our side are fierce beasts such as grizzly bears, wild boars, and leopards, and on the opposite side are chickens, ducks, and rabbits, and the strength and weakness are clear at a glance.

So these guys, who were extremely arrogant at the beginning, perished in silence. The one who took the lead laughed happily and said to the brothers: "You guys are all in good shape, hehe, hehe, rest early, sleep, sleep." After that, he stretched out his hand to touch the fourth brother, but the fourth brother glared, and his little hand trembled and retracted. He didn't check this bed, and led his little brothers to flee while laughing.

Seeing that the other party was far away, the eldest brother came to the house, and shouted in the house: "Wipe the hell, smash whose door, and don't look at what kind of place this is, you little girls can't die." ”

Then the eldest brother giggled again: "It's so funny, it's too funny to scare those grandchildren." ”

The brothers also began to recall the tense scene just now.

"In the future, when I go out, I will take my second brother and fourth brother, one left and one right to protect me, I will see who dares to measure me." Xiaobei said.

"That's all right, you can walk sideways on campus." Big brother feels the same way.

Everyone started a dormitory talk like this, and of course, no matter what the topic was talking about at that time, it would turn to the girls.

Everyone began to ridicule the eldest brother: "Big brother, you don't have a partner in the big forest of the capital?" ”

The eldest brother twisted his body obscenely, laughed like Song Xiaobao, and blew: "Can there be no then, there are several." ”

The third child: "That's right, Xiaohu I want it." ”

Big brother: "Hey! Third, you have something else, you listen to my brother explain to you. ”

"What's going on?"

"Brother bragging, brother has dealt with all of them, my high school classmates and I have done a good job, and I have never held hands with the little girl."

Speaking of which, everyone interviewed each other, and after a round of questioning, they found that the cow B in the bedroom was blowing loudly, and they were all experts in theory, but in reality, they were all smooth and single.

The second brother said: "No, the third brother, your phone rings endlessly all day, and you don't have a partner?" ”

In this way, everyone also thinks it's wrong, the third brother is very ambiguous when he answers the phone, and he always calls people on the phone. But the third brother was resolute, imitating the tone of the eldest brother and saying: "I am also a friend, and they are all doing well, and I have never held my hand." ”

Everyone laughed, and the eldest brother continued: "I don't dare to chase after the third child, or you can help me." ”

The third brother said: "No problem, let's play together more, and you will have a chance when you are familiar." ”

Everyone has been chatting until late, listening to everyone's talk, I can't interject a word, at that time I was really a little autistic, I feel that there is a big gap with these classmates, so some avoid contact with everyone, and I am nervous when I talk to more people. So I kept listening to them say that during this period, Xiaobei called me once, I pretended to be asleep and didn't answer, Xiaobei said: "I'll go, I can fall asleep in such a mess, and the fifth child sleeps too well." ”

I thought to myself, "That's right, no one can wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep......"

"Hey, hey, third brother, don't pinch me, I'm really asleep......"

Later, it was about one o'clock in the middle of the night, and everyone's excitement had passed, and they all fell asleep.

The next morning, before I got up, I heard Xiaobei shouting: "Oh, I'll go, hurry up." Everyone said, "What's wrong?" ”

Xiaobei said: "Everyone, look at the old five. ”

Didn't I want to check the quilt for a while, I thought about it again and again, and took the quilt tactic and put it on the bookshelf nailed to the wall. Then I lay on the bed board and slept on the straw mattress that the school had given us a fake mattress. My unbelievable sleeping method may have stimulated Xiaobei's central nervous system and made Xiaobei look stupid. At that time, Xiaobei summed up his worship of my two forced behaviors in one sentence: "Fifth brother, primitive people are just like you, the sky is covering the earth, you are Ru Mao drinking blood." ”

At that time, I didn't expect that doing this would cause such a big repercussion, and I was really embarrassed, and I was the official answer to whoever said anything: "It's nothing remarkable, it's all some superficial kung fu, awards, awards." ”

Looking back now, it was really awesome at that time, and I could sleep all night, and if I had been asked to do this now, I would definitely be half-paralyzed the next day, and I wouldn't be able to get out of bed.

After breakfast that day, on the way to the playground, Xiaobei dragged me and said to me: "I have folded all the bedrooms, and you are not alone, you can sleep on the quilt at night." "To be honest, then I didn't have a very good impression of Xiaobei before, I always felt that this person was too showy, and his personality was a little rough, and he didn't fit in with me. But after he said this sentence that day, I knew that I should not be careful, and it was from then on that I began to think of Xiaobei first when I had any good things, of course, these are later words.

There is another thing worth mentioning that day, which is the last article of the news broadcast, we are living in dire straits under the evil regime of our second brother.

Although the second brother is the second brother in this dormitory, because the eldest brother is only half of the weight of the second brother, and the second brother's aura is too strong, and he is like a social big brother, so at that time, we were the only second brother who looked forward to it. What the second brother said, basically no one dared to object. The second brother can basically only think about what he does, and he is not allowed to question it. At noon that day, the second brother announced that everyone would eat lunch together, and one person would make one dish in the cafeteria. Except for the third brother who asked for leave to make an appointment with Xiaohu, and in the name of helping the eldest brother to go to the bubble, I waited for all the staff to participate.

After coming to the cafeteria, everyone took a seat and went to eat separately. When one person comes back with one dish, he is ready to start the meal. Everyone was still polite, and when they made a speech at the beginning of the meal, the second brother went down with chopsticks and beat a whole fish from the "local tyrant four", yes, the whole fish was sandwiched into his bowl, and there were 4 of the 5 dishes left in an instant. The second brother also said the second sentence in his Lei Ren quotation (the first sentence is familiar to everyone, I Koreans don't know how to drink, I did it): "I'm a North Korean shameless, I ate it." ”

At that time, I was always broken down, I have the impression that the Korean nation is not like you, everyone is very civilized and polite, what are you doing, you can't drink and are shameless, and you don't let us live......

None of the 404 big calves dared to squeak, and everyone bowed their heads in fear. When I came back to my senses, I stretched out my chopsticks and grabbed a chopstick persimmon, lowered my head and pulled two mouthfuls of rice, and when I raised my head to pick up the vegetables again, I was confused again.

My inner voice appeared: "Hey, where's the dish?" ”