There is no work, there is no work, and the final exam is still half a month away, and everyone is diligent.

The fourth brother also began to get out of bed and haunt various classes because of the name. The school stipulates that those who do not meet the 60 percent standard in the roll call will be disqualified from the examination. The teacher is benevolent and benevolent, and the random inspection method is generally adopted. For example, in the jurisprudence course, 5 places are drawn throughout the semester. As of today, I have only ordered twice, which means that in the remaining two weeks, the roll call rate is 100%, as long as the remaining three classes are attended, there is no problem.

This is similar for other subjects.

As a result of long-term classroom observation, my eldest brother and I discovered a strange girl in the class.

This female classmate wears a ponytail, likes to wear a black gauze skirt, and always sits at the first table on the right-hand side. She would carry a plastic bag of fruit in the first class every morning, and then hide it in the desk hall, cover her ears and steal the bell in front of her, and when she was full, she would lie on the table and sleep, and when she woke up between classes, she would run to the podium and say to the teacher: "Hey! Teacher, I am very willing to listen to your lectures, why are you so good? Teacher, do you eat cucumbers? ”

I, my eldest brother, and the teacher were all confused, and said to myself, "What's the situation?" ”

The eldest brother went to inquire with Xiaohu, and heard that this girl's name is Li Jia, who is usually very difficult to get along with and likes to be alone.

Since then, my eldest brother has had a hobby in class, which is to bet with me to guess what fruit Li Jia brings every morning. In addition, the eldest brother likes to listen to songs in class, there was no MP3 at that time, the eldest brother took a CD and shook his legs while listening to the songs, and when the electricity was out, he observed the people in the house one by one, and then saw who was interesting and drummed me and amused me. I often look at my eldest brother lying on the table, and I think that this guy really doesn't study!

The second brother is more active in class, and spends most of his time teaching the teacher about Marx, Aristotle, Voltaire, and Kant. We sat down and watched the excitement, watching the second brother discuss finance with the teacher in the legal theory class, discuss wine culture with the teacher in the labor law class, speak German with the teacher in the English class, and talk about Fuxi Houyi and Nuwa with the teacher in the Marxist philosophy class......

The third brother often asked me privately: "Do you say that what the second brother said is correct?" ”

Someone dares to question the second brother, it is really ignorant and fearless, I will reply after thinking deeply: "It must be right, is that what happened?" ”

The third brother nodded and said, "It's so cultured, I went to work in the office and ate together at noon." ”

The third brother is like this, often after the teacher calls the name, he uses the excuse of going to the toilet to urinate. In other words, the third brother is doing a good job in the student union at school, plus his long-sleeved and good dancing, plus his handsome appearance, which leads to his many buddies and sisters now. The brothers watched the little girl beside him change like a marquee every day, and they were envious and admired, and this product was rapidly moving towards the direction of the man's public enemy. The third brother is now on the phone every day, and he often rings when he puts it down, and the posture is busier than the mayor, which is also because he is in the temple, coupled with the posture of bull coaxing, which causes the dormitory brothers to follow a lot of light. For example, I was told that I couldn't go to bed at night, and people like me who lived in Songjiang could only go home on weekends. The details of this rule, interpreted in a subjective way, led to the interpretation that I had to live at school on Friday night and not be able to go home on Saturday morning.

Since the third brother got the way, the discipline inspectors in various colleges and schools have rushed to give the third brother a beard. The main job of going to our house to check and sleep is to shake hands with the third brother, exchange work, and talk about life, so if I don't go to bed at night, no one cares about it. Then there is the moral education score of the dormitory brothers, the school has regulations, the moral education score is not 20 points per semester to cancel the qualification to participate in the final exam, quality education, is to encourage college students to participate in extracurricular activities, but the moral education score is particularly rare, normal people participate in a student union for a semester is about ten points, but also participate in various cultural and sports activities every day or give gifts to the counselor to get a few civilized dormitories or something to meet the standard. Since the third brother attained enlightenment, he organized everyone to go to the main building in the morning to carry the table down from the sixth floor, and then to lift the table from downstairs in the afternoon, for 2 minutes at a time. After brushing the scores back and forth a few times, everyone calculated, and the moral education score exceeded 30, which has reached the scholarship standard.

And the third brother feels that the biggest advantage is that since he became this student cadre, he has never spent money to buy cigarettes to smoke, and the fourth brother and Xiaobei, the two smokers, also reach out to pay tribute every day. I looked at the smoky posture in the room, and I probably knew that the people in the house were about to become immortals.

To get back to the point, the fourth brother often wakes up on the desk, pats me on the back and asks, "The third brother is gone again?" ”

Usually after my simple answer, the fourth brother continues: "What do you eat at noon?" ”

Although the fourth brother always asks me what I eat at noon, and the third brother always asks me to eat together at noon, I rarely eat with everyone, and I am still used to eating my own. In addition, I have eaten a lot of breakfast this time, and I am generally not very hungry at noon, so it is good to pad it a little.

The eldest brother now has this hobby, and the eldest brother began to study what fruits Li Jia brings every day. One day in the meditation class, he suddenly lost his heart, saw Li Jia was sleeping, while the teacher was writing a board book, he leaned down and crept to Li Jia's desk hall. I thought this product was going to be strained, but he actually reached into Li Jia's table and touched it. Three seconds later, the guy pulled out a cucumber and ran back like a loach! I stared at the cucumber in my eldest brother's hand, and I was about to collapse! Of course, the eldest brother is not short of cucumbers, but purely out of mischievous psychology, can it be called stealing when it comes to the whole Gu circle? I laughed and gave a thumbs up to my eldest brother, this thing is too 6. Then the eldest brother also smiled and plucked the cucumber on both sides, clicked, and handed me half a stick.

My eyes widened, I thought at first that he would secretly put it back after he took it and played with it, what a real eat?

Anyway, I didn't eat it, and the half cucumber was eaten by Xiaobei. After eating, the eldest brother was a little nervous, he was afraid that Li Jia would wake up and find that the cucumber was lost.

He asked me in a low voice, "Little Wu, what should I do?" After a while, she woke up and found that the cucumber was lost, so she ate me as a cucumber? ”

I covered my head helplessly: "What do you think when you eat, you are wasted, cucumber thief." ”

The eldest brother smiled evilly and said, "Little Wu, I didn't think so much about it at the time, you can save me, what should I do?" ”

I also smirked and said, "The cucumber she left over doesn't necessarily have to be eaten, or it may have been bought." ”

Big brother's eyes widened, and I could clearly see through his upper eyelids that his little sloppy eyes were spinning around. The eldest brother paused for a moment, looked at my expression, and understood in seconds.

"Little Wu, you're such a thing."

I then said, "So, after a while, you can tell her, I'm sorry classmate, I'm so hungry that I ate your cucumber without your consent, and then find a place where no one is around, and you can eat my cucumber too......"

We were crawling on the table with our mouths covered and laughing breathlessly.

The eldest brother said: "Little Wu, if you say so, I will understand, I still have something to do with it, can you help me analyze it?" ”

I nodded, "But it doesn't hurt to say it." ”

Big brother: "Once I helped a high school girl fix a computer. There was a banana on her desk, and I looked at it twice. The girl said, "You can eat it, it's all washed." ”

The eldest brother patted my thigh and said, "Little Five, I finished repairing the computer and went home to take the college entrance examination, and went to school after graduation, and stole cucumbers after school. Did I accidentally see through something? ”

We looked at each other for a flash of inspiration, and then we slapped each other's thighs while holding back our volumes and laughing wildly.

After laughing, I asked my eldest brother, "Big brother, do you really have such a female classmate?"

The eldest brother waved his hand and said, "No, this is what I read from the book." ”

I was curious and said, "What kind of book?" So interesting? ”

The eldest brother thought about it and told me: "It's not a book, it's a joke I saw on the forum." Dongsen Forum. ”

It's the first time I've come into contact with this kind of thing in the forum, and I curiously asked my eldest brother a lot of related content, and the eldest brother said that I can also register an account in the forum, and then mix with him, and report his name "Ice City Knife" if there is something.

Just when my eldest brother and I were joking and messing around, the bell rang for the end of class, and the two of us had a cold back, looking at Li Jia's direction together.

The two of us watched Li Jia slowly raise her head, shook her neck, yawned and stretched her waist, and began to pack her bags. I loaded the book, loaded the pen, loaded the small mirror, loaded the plastic bag in the desk hall, and then stepped out of the classroom with small high heels.

Li Jia didn't find out that the cucumber was lost!

My eldest brother and Xiaobei and I pinched each other tightly, and we had the feeling of successfully robbing the bank and then getting away with it.