Back in the dormitory, the third brother sent a table to each of them, asking everyone to fill in their specialties and hobbies, saying that the instructor should count everyone's interests and hobbies, so as to solve the three no-problems of no one writing essays, no one participating in sports competitions, and no one participating in literary and artistic competitions.

After the third brother finished writing, he explained to me: "Xiao Wu, you collect it uniformly, I still have a meeting, and you will hand it over to the instructor after you finish it." ”

After I said yes, I went to the bathroom. Back in the dormitory, everyone finished writing, and I finished writing my own, and my curiosity was high, so I picked it up one by one at the table to see what everyone had written.

The eldest brother's hobbies are: folk songs, movies, music.

Second brother: "Bel canto, drink." ”

Third brother: "Fine arts, costume design. ”

Fourth brother: "Basketball." ”

When I saw this, I yelled at the fourth brother: "Fourth brother, I'll help you fill in the sleep!" ”

Fourth brother: "Roll the calf, beep in defeat." ”

I then saw Xiaobei write: hosting, performing.

I looked at the big words written on my form, "Go online, watch TV", my face flushed, and my head hurt.

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

In the evening, when the third brother returned to the bedroom, his hands were full of 6 bags of soaked instant noodles.

"Hurry, hurry! Take it on! ”

The eldest brother pointed at the third brother and teased excitedly: "Quick, give him all our house urine!" Fast! ”

The third brother was stunned for a moment, and was slightly annoyed: "Do you believe that I killed me with a pickaxe?" ”

After everyone sat down, the second brother opened the cabinet and took out a bottle of liquor.

Fourth brother: "Second brother! Eat instant noodles and drink hair! ”

Second brother: "Asi! It's not for you to drink, can't I drink it myself! ”

Xiaobei: "Ah! Sigma! Circus Sigger! Second brother, why are you so selfish! ”

Second brother: "Oops! What kind of thing are you talking about, if you want to drink it, you can say it, can my brother not give you the whole thing! ”

The eldest brother, the third brother, and I all rushed to say, "Second brother, give me some, give me some." ”

The second brother poured some into everyone's small cups.

The fourth brother raised his chin at the second brother with the cup and smacked it with his tongue.

The second brother glared at the small slitted eyes: "Ahhh Aren't you not drinking, the fourth! ”

The fourth brother smiled and said, "Who said I wouldn't drink anymore, did I say it?" I didn't say it! I mean, it's just you, second brother, what a good old man, eat instant noodles and drink two taels, you are a real hero. ”

The eldest brother looked treacherous: "On the heroes of the world, only the king and the ear!" ”

Xiaobei suddenly exploded: "Don't squeak, don't squeak, I'll give you a paragraph." ”

After that, Xiaobei imitated the voice of the famous storyteller Shan Tianfang and learned: "Say! One day, Cao Cao came to Changban Slope and saw a person on the bridge. This person is Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide is also! Zhang Fei stood on the bridge and shouted to Cao Cao, Cao Cao! I'm XNM! Then Cao Cao also shouted to Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei, I also XNM......"

The elder brother collapsed, and the eldest brother shouted, "It's so vulgar! Stop shouting! ”

The second brother giggled, raised his glass with both hands, and looked like an ancient: "This is about the heroes of the world, only the king and the ear!" Cao Cao, I ......"

Everyone couldn't help but shout in unison: "I'm XNM!" ”

"!"

Nowadays, on online games, Cao Cao is a shielding word, I think the reason is not from here, right?

Then everyone was chatting while eating noodles, and I asked everyone, "Are you all on the forum?" I heard from the eldest brother that it was very interesting to have a forum for Dongsen. ”

The third brother said urgently: "That's right, that's right, that's right." I've been asked about this today. I said that there was a freshman in our forum named Bingcheng Xiaodao, and he asked my friend to meet. My friend said no, Bingcheng knife said, you regret dying if you don't see me, I'm handsome, handsome! ”

The third brother said to himself, my eyes widened, and I looked at the eldest brother in surprise, and the eldest brother's eyes were about to straighten.

The third brother continued: "My friend said, this Bingcheng knife is harassed if it is a woman, and the netizens who meet it are all mass messages, which is pure martial arts scum." ”

I pretended to be serious and said to my eldest brother, "Can there be such a person, is it unlikely?" ”

The eldest brother said to me with a wry smile as if he was tired and wilted: "Hehe, this, all, it's hard to say, ah!" ”

The second brother said: "It's still handsome! Little San, are you talking about yourself? ”

Third brother: "You can insult my body, but you must not insult my morality, you are only a junior!" ”

I slipped through and said: "You two are a junior and a second, they are not good words, you two don't quarrel, let's avoid a lose-lose situation." ”

Everyone laughed, the topic continued, and the third brother said: "Now we are all very curious, and we all want to see what this Ice City knife looks like." ”

I walked past my eldest brother and shook my head at the crowd outside the window.

My eldest brother looked at me nervously like a child who had made a mistake.

I suddenly sighed: "When you sing about wine, life is geometric." For example, skewers, it is bitter to go to the day. ”

Big brother: "Little five, do you want to eat skewers?" Brother tomorrow invites you, what a big deal! ”

Xiaobei and the third brother echoed one after another: "I want to eat too, I want to eat too!" ”

I held up the noodle soup and said, "Thank you, big brother, for inviting us to eat skewers tomorrow!" ”

The eldest brother forced a smile: "What a big deal......"

The eldest brother agreed so easily, and everyone was inexplicably surprised, but I was a lupine scarf, hiding merit and fame.

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

Classes are held the next day.

The eldest brother played with his fingers boredly, and suddenly asked me, "Little Wu, do you want to eat cucumbers?" ”

My heart was about to jump out of my throat, and I asked tremblingly, "Big ...... Big brother, do you have cucumbers? ”

The eldest brother said with a treacherous face: "It's okay Xiao Wu, the eldest brother has skills." ”

I followed his gaze to the sleeping Li Jia.

The eldest brother sneaked forward with the wind, stealing vegetables silently.

The eldest brother secretly squatted beside Li Jia's desk like a black background, and reached into the desk and kept groping. Just when I secretly admired my eldest brother's skillful craftsmanship, I was dumbfounded! I saw Li Jia's head buried between her arms tilting over a little, little by little, and looking at her eldest brother with two bright eyes, blinking and blinking, the corners of her mouth raised, and her expression was so calm and natural. The eldest brother smiled and the corners of his small eyes slowly rose, and he slowly met Li Jia's eyes. It was the biggest eye I've ever seen my big brother open.

The eldest brother almost sat on the ground, he trembled so much, and the frightened Li Jia also trembled back. Then time stood still, the eldest brother stalked his neck, and the bunker was there.

At this moment, I am already thinking about how to treat my eldest brother's funeral, so I will dig a pit and bury it in the football field, and leave this matter to the third brother, who has a pickaxe and handles. After burying it, let the second brother and the fourth brother go up and press it, and it will be flat. Then Xiaobei presided, and the second brother sang mourning......

All this flashed through my mind like a marquee, and I guess my eldest brother must have near-death despair in his mind. At this time, the eldest brother looked at Li Jia in a daze, and spit out a sentence of ivory that blinded my dog's eyes:

"I ...... I've liked you for a long time. ”

Li Jia returned without thinking about it for a second: "You get out of me!" ”

The eldest brother smiled like a puppy: "Gotcha! ”

Then he came back with a bumpy run.

The scene just now was too exciting, and everyone in the class who saw this scene was stunned, and everyone didn't leave until the bell rang for a long time. The teacher asked curiously:

"Huh? Why aren't you leaving? ”

Li Jia's score of 9.8 is a smirk, returning: "Goodbye, teacher~"

Just as we were all watching, Li Jia walked up to my eldest brother and me's table and knocked on the table twice with his knuckles:

"Hey, hey."

The eldest brother nodded Mu Ran: "Ang ......"

Li Jia tilted her neck, crossed her eyebrows and said coldly: "I squatted on you for a class today, what do you say?" ”

The eldest brother's face was as gray as death, blue, and the wall was as blue as oil. Li Jia's butterfly-like glasses, uncoated, reflect white light, dynamic white light like dead light.

Time passes silently, and Xiaobei uses ventriloquism to dub time.

Li Jia's face like a wax figure suddenly bloomed, and she trembled like a begonia in the wind: "Giggles, why are you so funny, you invite me to dinner!" ”

Li Jia's comings and goings are like lightning transiting, before you can see her clearly, she is already far away, only her uninhibited banter is left in her ears, and she is really a heroine among women.

The eldest brother was like a bud that had been struck by lightning, and the fire quickly burned through the heart.