Yesterday, I found my clothes from high school, pinned them to Motorola's BB machine, took off my glasses, loaded the college entrance examination materials in a large leather bag, and took a car ride back to high school for more than two hours. I prayed silently along the way, and the moment I walked through the door, I instantly turned back into a high school student, saw a familiar classmate, and greeted me for duty. But none of this happened, so I lowered my head in disappointment, and then found out the crux of the problem, damn it, the shoes didn't change!

These are the words I wrote when I was working for a year, and I, like everyone else, only recognized the beauty of campus life after entering the society. When I felt that I had failed my youth and wanted to go back and cherish it again, it was too late. I THINK MOST PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS, NO MATTER HOW YOUR PARENTS AND TEACHERS EXPLAIN THE REASONABLENESS OF THEIR PREDICTIONS ABOUT YOUR FUTURE LIFE, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT, YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE THE TRANSCENDENTAL THEONE, AND ONLY WHEN YOU EXPERIENCE THE HELPLESSNESS OF SOCIETY WILL YOU RECOGNIZE AND CHERISH THE BEAUTY OF THE PAST. From this point of view, every young person is a Marx who takes practice as the starting point.

When this young man who feels that he is so different and is the exception in that crowd, walks out of the campus with ideals and fantasies, and bumps into the dog's blood. After hibernation for many years, I counted the deposit, but I couldn't afford to buy a one-square-meter toilet. After his passion faded and he lost his healthy vitality. After experiencing the serious illness of my parents and being deeply pressed by the feeling of powerlessness......

In short, everyone who has tried and practiced in the red dust will miss those carefree days, those days when poets were worried about new words, and the golden age in Wang Xiaobo's books, where there were many extravagant hopes, love, food, and the time when they wanted to become half-light and half-dark clouds in the sky in an instant.

I'm Guo Doudou, and now life is like chasing the sea that is about to swallow me, and whenever I get tired of swimming, I think of my golden age, the campus, the 404 dormitory, and everything related to it.

The number 4 is a very organic number in my college years, I went to college in 04, divided into 4 classes, living in 404 bedrooms, and it is worth mentioning that our bedrooms are all wonderful, and the fighter in the strange is the 4th brother in the dormitory, a strange man who once weighed 240 pounds.

The fourth brother is nearly 1.9 meters tall, and when he first came to the dormitory, he shyly admitted that he was playing basketball in everyone's admiration, and then climbed straight onto the top bunk of my bed. That's right, a fat man of two hundred and forty pounds slept on the upper bunk. Someone who has lived in an upper bunk and is a good thinker may have figured out what the problem is, asking:

"Won't the bed fall when the fourth brother goes to bed?"

The answer is "absolutely not".

Ask the question, "Why?" ”

Answer: "Because the beds in your school are of good quality." ”

"Wrong, it's because he has a fat man of two hundred and twenty pounds living in his lower bunk."

"Second brother", the strange representative of the Korean ethnic group Kim Zhengxin, nicknamed Okubo. You are not mistaken, a North Korean has a Japanese nickname, why is it all this? Is it a grudge? Is it a love feud? The octogenarian lady went up to the tree at night, and the flower girl was tragically devastated, please pay attention to today's statement at eight o'clock tonight to restore the truth of the incident. Belch.... Writing and writing deviates.

Getting back to business, why the second brother's nickname is called Okubo, let's talk about it slowly. Now continue to talk about the physical weight of 240 pounds on the upper bunk and 220 pounds on the bottom bunk, some people have to worry, can this bed stand it? That's right, my answer is that you don't care if the bed can stand it, and it's 460 pounds if it falls to the ground.

So every time the fourth brother goes to bed, he has to shout: "Second brother, steady." ”

When he got out of bed, he also shouted: "Second brother, don't move." ”

I used to simply think that the fourth brother didn't like to get out of bed because he was lazy, after many years, looking back again, I think that the fourth brother was forced to lie in bed.

At that time, I also understood a truth. In fact, everything in the world is relative. If you have a weight of about 100 pounds under a 240-pound upper bunk, then the result may be a rollover, and you will have the same fat person on the upper and lower bunks, and the balance of fate will be stable.

As soon as I mentioned the scale, I thought of weighing, yes, it is the weight of the weigh, not that I, an out-of-print dead thin man, hated the rich, and I couldn't see the flesh on others. But it was the scales that left a deep impression on me at that time. The name I'd like to say is an electronic scale, the electronic scale of the store downstairs in our dormitory. In the alley that must be passed back to the dormitory, there is a bedroom on the first floor that has been converted into a small store, which not only sells snacks but also sells chicken liver, chicken legs, dried tofu and other non-staple foods, sells phone cards, repairs mobile phones, sells flowers, typing and copying, sells answers to English questions for the final exam, and sells 8 square meters to sell the prosperity of the world.

At that time, we who were ignorant were popular to eat highly carcinogenic items, the representative of which was the microwave instant noodles, put the instant noodles in a plastic bag and add hot water to the microwave oven to heat, and then take them back to the bedroom to eat, a large number of polyethylene and additives can ensure your body's need for toxic substances for a day. As a student who is at the forefront of the times, out of a large lack of common sense in life, relying on his youth and health, he generously threw himself into the battlefield of testing drugs, and wanted to challenge science in a practical way to defeat all ghosts, snakes and gods. Looking at the international situation now, with my personal feelings, the experiments have failed, and I advise readers who can read this article to take care of their bodies when they are young, eat well, and health is the soil of all your ideals.

At that time, when we were in adolescence, we were always hungry, and a bowl of instant noodles before going to bed became the designated meal at the regular meeting every night. Anyone who has eaten it knows that instant noodles alone are not enough to satisfy our empty hearts, and it would be great if we could add an egg to instant noodles. The times create heroes, and the Hutong shops have risen up with the trend, adding not only eggs to the instant noodles, but also chicken livers, chicken legs, dried tofu rolls and other side dishes, so that we who are empty and hungry have been greatly satisfied.

It was then that I discovered that the fourth brother was a strange man. (Here is the transition section)

The fourth brother not only eats this thing at night, but eats it every day. Every time on my way back to bed during my lunch break, downstairs in the dormitory, the mottled sun was sprinkled on the alley and my broken leather pocket, and the fourth brother who skipped class was lying on the window, leaning against the bright sun. shouted out such a familiar voice, how many years of wind and rain with me: "Little Five! Make me two instant noodles, add four yuan of chicken liver, a bag of crispy sausages, two tofu rolls, and two eggs! Every time I recall the situation at that time, the fourth brother who was open-chested and exposed always had an aperture behind him, which was amazing.

Although I was a rice bucket when I was young, I was still terrified when I heard this amount of food. Yes, the fourth brother, who claims to be an athlete, never goes downstairs, silently controlling everything remotely in the bedroom. 04 years there is no food delivery industry, usually buddies help buy back, sophomore years began to sleep in the door of the small restaurant order list, the brothers are particularly excited, asserting that as long as someone delivers food, the fourth brother can not go downstairs for five years. At first, the fourth brother didn't like to go downstairs, and then he didn't like to get out of bed, so the fourth brother changed the bed to the upper bunk by the window, so that it was convenient to snipe us directly on the bed to the window, and found the target with a wild roar, and then ate.

Moreover, in that era of material scarcity, four yuan of chicken liver was a catty.

Of course, Marxism is still taught by Zhou Yi? What is that, the extremes of things must be opposed. In short, after lying down for a while, the fourth brother may be tired of sleeping and dreaming of life, and occasionally haunts the campus for a day, recharges a 100 yuan meal card in the cafeteria, and after eating a dark meal, he looks up to the sky and roars: "This is a god horse thing!" "I started a long life of instant noodles again. The fourth brother only charged a 100 yuan meal card in the cafeteria during his college career, and the school had repeatedly talked to the fourth brother, suspecting that the fourth brother was a model among the extremely poor students.

At that time, it was popular to talk in the dormitory, and everyone didn't sleep at night, lying in bed and talking about the world, and every time they were excited, they would shout at the top of their throats. At that time, the longest topic of conversation between me and my fourth brother was tomb robbery, and we used to spend the night dreaming of going to Inner Mongolia to dig up the treasures in the tomb of Genghis Khan, talking about feng shui organs, rare treasures, and fantasizing about the hardships of the road to save the day, and the motive was several years ahead of a certain blowing lamp. A while ago, I really went to Inner Mongolia to accompany my family to see a doctor, and I saw the barren grass and undulating hills along the way, and I remembered the days when my fourth brother and I talked at night, and remembered the carefree fantasy of our youth, and I was full of emotion.

It may be that he always talks about the topic of tomb robbery at night, so he is nervous. One night I was asleep when I heard a loud bang that woke me up. In the dark night, as a normal human being, it is impossible to judge the surrounding form. I heard my eldest brother shouting, "I'm grass, what's wrong?" The crowd was stunned, and no one answered. Then the eldest brother asked by name: "Little Wu, did you hear a loud bang?" Little five, I'm afraid of ghosts. I carefully extended my senses and wandered around the dormitory, and after divining the good fortune and evil with the Great Six Techniques, I replied, "Is it next door?" The eldest brother said, "Grass, scare me, I don't sleep so late to do chicken feathers, sleep." And they did not realize that it was wrong, and they fell asleep.

The next day, I woke up and saw a scene I will never forget. I was lying on the bed a big fat man of two hundred and forty pounds, his face was full of anger, his temples were bulging, and his big face like a pot lid was full of flesh. I saw the fourth brother with both hands on the magpie bridge, the left leg on the right leg, and the right leg on the left foot, so a good sleeping Arhat boxing!

I clapped my hands and secretly said in my heart: "Good kung fu!" "Just like the ancient tomb school of the Song Dynasty, practicing in the sleep room is an extremely profound internal martial arts method, the fourth brother can not only bring qi in shape, but also maintain true qi in its rumbling snoring, which is really admirable, no wonder the fourth brother is fat but not greasy.

If you look at it again, what is on the fourth brother's right leg? This magic vessel is about one meter long and about fifty centimeters wide, the size of a square table, wooden, rectangular. I heard that this thing can predict the enemy prophet, and it is on a par with the Dongying Magic Weapon Death Note.

Wait, that's not right. This..... Isn't this a bookshelf at the head of the bed?

Bookshelf, in English: Bookshelf, is a utensil that people use to store books. Due to the different shapes and structures of bookshelves, there are other names such as bookcases, bookcases, and book partitions. Bookshelves are a common utensils in our lives.

It turned out that the fourth brother slept with his right knee on the bookshelf that fell off the wall! The image resembles the native specialty of the Central Plains - the big cat bear hugging the ball.

The 404 scientific expedition team quickly rushed to the front line and watched strongly. After Xiaobei stabbed the fourth brother with a stick, the fourth brother trembled lazily, and all the members of the scientific expedition team were excited:

"Alive!" Someone shouted.

The fourth brother drooped his eyelids: "Don't make trouble, I'll sleep again." ”

Everyone sighed, in order to sleep, they overcame the difficulties of Nuoda, this quality of will, it is worth learning and carrying forward, and the corners of the comrades' eyes were moist.

The investigation continued, and the eldest brother led the question, pointing to the bookshelf on the fourth leg: "Fourth, what are you "supporting"!" ”

The fourth brother said: "I was sleepy, I thought about it and insisted on it until dawn." ”

With one leg on top of a shelf, I slept tenaciously all night, which is not a strange thing.

At that time, everyone was really laughing crazy, and everyone said that this product was lazy out of the ISO9002 international level.

Now when this matter is told to others, everyone will praise the fourth brother as a wonder, but few people can't laugh like we did at the beginning. I thought about it many times because of this, and then I thought it was like playing a game together, and playing anything was fun. Playing it by yourself, no matter how fun the game is, it feels monotonous. Maybe it's because there were so many people who went through it with you and laughed with you, you were young classmates, and your youth was your neighbor.