On the day of the report, my father sent me to school. When I came to the door of the main building, there were many senior sisters who were responsible for the reception of new students (of course, there were also senior brothers, who I selectively ignored). Since the high school sports day was held in the stadium of Dongsen, I successfully found the big banner of the grammar school. I was received by two senior sisters (of course, there were also senior brothers who wanted to receive me, but I sternly refused, there are so many delicate junior sisters who need their assistance, why are you so indifferent?) Do you want to cover the pot in your head) is very enthusiastic to help me carry things, one of them is fat, just call him Fat Senior Sister, and the other is a bit like Yan Ni.

The fat senior sister is very warm to me and asks questions. She said that the difference between going to college and high school is not too big, and she is more free, so that I don't have any pressure, and I can ask her for help if I have any difficulties. The thin sister asked me if I had a mobile phone, and said that I could save their phone numbers, and if there was anything I didn't understand, I could call. With my right hand, I straightened my shirt, which was somewhat tight, bowed my head and said:

"No, why don't you tell me your phone number, I'll write it down, and I'll send you my number when I buy a mobile phone in two days."

Senior Sister Thin seemed to see something, replied yes, and said:

"I'll write it down on paper for you in a while, and there is a magnetic card phone in the bedroom, so you can buy a phone card and contact home." The fat sister said that there are mobile phones sold on the first floor of the cafeteria, and you can go and see it in the afternoon. I thought to myself, who buys a mobile phone in the cafeteria, why don't you buy a tractor in the cafeteria?

Along the way, I had a lot of curiosity and kept asking the two senior sisters, such as where to take classes, how many people live in the dormitory, whether I can go home at night, etc., and of course, one of the questions I am most concerned about is whether I can study mathematics in college! Since I scored more than 20 points in the math test in junior high school, I have been learning math very badly, so I am especially afraid that I will have to study math in college. What is worth celebrating is that my sister told me that law students don't need to study mathematics, and the image of the university in my heart instantly became taller, and the humanities and society are too reasonable.

"I don't know what it's like to be young and sad, and I know that there is VFOX in my sophomore year."

The two senior sisters helped me get the complete products and sent me to the dormitory. On the way we passed by the cafeteria, and the fat sister said:

"This is the cafeteria, it's pretty close to your dorm."

I asked, "Is it okay to come at any time?" ”

Fat sister said: "There is a fixed time for opening meals every day, and if you come late, you won't be able to eat, and you have to get a meal card." Morning meal is from 6 to 8:30 and lunch is 11 to ...... In the morning, the dumplings and noodles are delicious, and at noon, the dumplings and fried rice and meatballs are three fresh......"

I interrupted her, "What about the meal card?" ”

Senior Sister Fat said, "It's okay, I'll take you to do it after I'll finish putting things in a while." ”

I hurriedly thanked, "That's great, thank you for helping me get to school, or I'll treat you two to dinner later." ”

Senior Sister Xuan: "No, you can eat it yourself after you finish it, we're not hungry yet." ”

I said, "Something else, anyway, you can order dinner later, let's eat together." (This sentence has become my panacea for picking up girls in the future, and I have tried it repeatedly) The two senior sisters looked at each other and didn't say a word, even if they acquiesced.

My dorm building is in a corner of the school: Building One, Dorm 404. After entering the house, I found that the bedroom was quite clean, as soon as I entered the door facing the window, there were four bunk beds on the left and right, and a group of large iron cabinets, and in the middle of the four beds was a broken wooden desk like an unearthed cultural relic, I looked around on it, but fortunately there was no "morning" engraved by Lu Xun. Senior Sister Fu helped me pick out an upper bunk on the right hand side by the window, and said to me, "Although you have to climb a ladder to live in the upper bunk, it is cleaner, and everyone can sit on the lower bunk." I humbly took the suggestion and threw the cover on the bed: "Okay, let's go to dinner." ”

My sister led me to get a meal card on the first floor of the cafeteria, and then naturally went up to the second floor. The fat sister told me that they usually go up to the second floor to eat, which is affordable. I looked at Fat Dundun's fat sister and thought she was quite affordable. Then we casually brushed three dishes, three or four taels of rice, and sat down. After sitting down, we chatted while eating, and I learned that Senior Sister Fat was from Changsha and Senior Sister Xuan was from Guizhou. High school geography has always thought that Guizhou is a mountainous area, I thought that Guizhou people are rough-skinned, black and bright, in fact, it is not the case at all, with my own conditions that are not too rich, and then lower my own vision, and then focus on her a little bit, I really think that Senior Sister is really good-looking.

During the small talk, they thought it was nice that my family was local and told me that I could go home every weekend. This news was really good for me, because at that time, my dad was recuperating at home, and I panicked when I didn't come home for a few days.

The fat senior sister was swept away, and a few dishes on the table were not enough to eat, and the fat senior sister said:

"Why don't I go and cook again?"

I said, "Don't don't, I said that I have a treat to let you go to the dishes, I'll go, I'll go." ”

Senior Sister Xuan said: "Don't go, let's go, don't blow up your meal card." ”

What did I say: "Brush up?" Is this guy's life in danger when he eats? ”

The fat senior sister said: "You are so funny, do you think that the Dongsen canteen is full of Taliban? There is a limit to the meal card, and each card cannot be swiped for more than 30 yuan per day. (Later, I felt that the food in the canteen might not be as good as the Taliban.)

I said, "Oh, that's 30 is enough," and Sister Yu said, "Well, our size is enough." ”

Touched the fat sister with his finger:

"She's a little hanging." Then she covered her mouth and laughed, and the fat senior sister squeaked her with her hand in slight disgust, and the two fought together. I was thinking in my heart, my father left me a thousand yuan when I came to school, how can I say that I will spend this money for two months, Wu Bai a month, I can use about 20 yuan a day, save some flowers, eat my own, it should be enough.

After eating, Senior Sister Yi said, "You can find your way back to the dormitory, don't get lost." ”

I said, "I can't find these few steps, and besides, I'm not afraid of getting lost." ”

Senior Sister Xuan said, "You can be careful, Dongsen is also quite dangerous?" ”

I said, "What's the matter, there are still female hooligans this night?" I'm a little scared. ”

The fat senior sister said with a smile: "There are no female hooligans, there are several buildings in the school construction, and the personnel are more complicated, and there was a case of a female student being raped on the side road a while ago." ”

I said, "Ah! No, that's fine. ”

The fat senior sister said: "What can I do, what can I do, the school has suppressed this matter." ”

I said, "Then the girl and the family can agree?" ”

The fat senior sister said: "Bao Yan." ”

At that time, I really didn't understand what Baoyan was, so I thought: "Baoyan? Is that the school now heavily guarded? ”

Senior Sister Yan couldn't hold back and said, "What kind of security is strict, it's a graduate student, and the girl has been sent to graduate school." ”

After I understood, I let out a long sigh: "I also want to be ensured, female hooligans, come on." ”

After parting, I went back to my dorm. When I came back this time, I saw my first roommate, "Xiaobei".

This guy has a dark face, looks very mature, wears a Mao suit, sits on the top bunk on the left side of the window, just opposite my bed, I walked over, the two shook hands very formally, and introduced each other.

Xiaobei said: "Hello buddy, my name is Shen Bei. ”

I looked at his vicissitudes of life: "Hello big brother, my name is Guo Doudou." ”

Xiaobei shook his hand, as if he had accepted a little brother by default: "Do you smoke?" ”

I looked at the butterfly spring in Xiaobei's hand and said no. Xiaobei nodded, stuffed the cigarette back into the cigarette case, and asked me, "Where is your home?" ”

I said, "Harbin's." ”

He probably wanted to ask for a specific direction, and asked, "Where is Harbin?" ”

I said, "Harbin local." ”

He probably wanted to know the specific street and asked, "Local?" ”

I replied: "Well, local, Harbin native." ”

He asked a little self-defeatingly, "Where did you go to high school?" ”

I said, "Harbin." ”

He nodded thoughtfully, and estimated that he scolded me 10,000 times in his heart, and said, "My family is from Shuangqingshan." ”

Then we looked at each other, and by mistake, our function to find a topic was stuck, and at that moment we seemed to have fallen into a crack in time and space together. I don't know how long later, when I came back to consciousness, I was sitting at my desk flipping through a copy of the Universal Times. That's right, at that time, the brain may not have been fully developed, and I also felt that I was forced through, I always liked to read newspapers like the Universal Times, I loved to watch the US imperialists pee their pants, Su Xiu paid tribute to the obscenity of beautiful women, and fantasized about exterminating Dongying and recovering Penghu. And Xiaobei has been silently sitting on the top bunk staring at me, yes, I can feel his hot gaze, and finally he may be really bored, and said to me:

"Dude, will you lend me a copy of that newspaper?"

I said, "Okay." So I handed him one, and when he received it and saw that it was this newspaper, I could clearly tell from his eyes that his heart was broken at this time.

But I have to say that he is a strong man, because after a few minutes he tried to communicate with me in the manner of a Martian, took out two five-star beers, and asked me:

"Dude, have a drink?" At this time, my heart was also broken: "This person is sick, in broad daylight, he doesn't even have a peanut, drink hair!" ”

Shakespeare said, "To drink or not to drink, it's a question." ”