Chapter Forty-Six: Devil's Feet Seven
Guilan, don't make trouble! Do you want to be poured off your head with hot pot soup? (Liang Kuan said.)
How lonely it is to be invincible! (Guilan dances to the music)
Ah... Chinese New Year's Eve should be spent at home listening to music.
That's right! When my father was alive, the three of us just sat at home and chatted! (Yizhen said)
Feihong is too slow, right? I went out to buy the merger number of "Water Margin" and didn't come back. Something can't happen again, loss of memory, right?
He must have been running around again, ignore him.
How lonely it is to be invincible! What an emptiness!
Guilan, do you want me to shove hot balls into your nostrils?
Huh? (Both of them grab a book at the same time)
Well? What the? "Water Margin" merger number? "Water Margin" merger number. (Boomer says)
"Water Margin" merger number? Ay? (Fei Hong said)
It's nerve-wracking, there's only one left.
What to do?
I ran to eight bookstores. It seems that everyone is very noisy during the New Year, so they all buy books and go back to read.
I've found 10 bookstores! (Boomer says)
Yes! Plus there, I should be fifteen!
Ah... What a headache! Ah, Tong, this kid said that he was thinking about "Water Margin"... He's my son, he's only five years old! (Boomer says)
I'm because my mother wants to see it, she's sick, and I don't know if I can finish the New Year... (Fei Hong said with a sad face)
Actually, Ah Tong is dead. (The Rider explains)
Ah, the boy is dead! (Fei Hong wonders)
So... I'm so sorry.
Wait a minute... Not... Ah, does Tong really want to watch "Water Margin"? Recently, "Water Margin" has been a bit sluggish, but this "Jade Futon" is better. (Fei Hong said)
But Ah Tong is only five years old.
No... Maybe... Ah Tong will love to watch... Just buy it. It's not what I'm looking at, it's a boy... (Boomer says)
Welcome! (Boss says)
Feed! It shouldn't be like this!
I think "Water Margin" is too early for Ah Tong, and that "Jade Futon" is more suitable.
I think you're more suitable! (Boomer says)
There is no such thing as Ah Tong in this world! He simply doesn't exist! A sucker!
You're stupid! Where did I come from my dying mother! A sucker!
Giving you money!
No, I bought it!
Stop making trouble! You still watch "Water Margin" when you're old, don't you feel ashamed? Do you have Atkinson syndrome? A guy like you, even a goblin doesn't want to pay attention to you, and you're bound to speak ill of others behind your back!
Belch... (The boss is trying to interject)
What qualifications do you have to say about me! Boring people who still want to watch "Water Margin" on Chinese New Year's Eve!
I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money.
Ay?
Can't afford that book.
There is no money. (Two people search around)
But the money for two people added up is just enough.
What should I do? (The two look at each other)
Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, and we should have let everyone indulge, but we still have the mission to protect Foshan, so it would be nice to have a glass of wine. But I'm really grateful to all of you, this year, you have worked hard. (Wei Qian said naked)
In the past year, everyone has worked hard! (Wei Qian shouted)
I think he's already indulgent! I can't really help them.
Don't be so serious today, Wenhua. I see you're serious every day.
Forget it, I don't want to drink today, you guys play.
Are you worried about anything? Mandarin?
The remnants of the bearded man had some strange movements before, and a batch of bombs in the warehouse were missing. Although he caught the leader, he ran away from many of the people below. Bearded men are hard to wrap. (Wenhua said)
So I said I'll look at it today and lend it to you tomorrow.
Lend it to me? What kind of airplanes are you doing! I also paid for it... Bastard!
You keep saying "Water Margin", what content do you watch?
What did you say? I don't just read the content, I also read the names of the authors in the back, and I also read the chapters that are written!
At most, watch two or three content and throw it away, right? I've been from start to finish. Isn't there "Wu Song Fighting the Tiger" in it? I especially enjoyed that chapter!
Feed... If you don't let go, the book will break.
You let go first, and then I'll let go.
Feed... If we don't pause first and let go, I'm not going to take it.
You'd better be honest... Prioritizing the safety of "Water Margin" is the approach of mature adults, right?
All right! We shout 1, 2, 3, let's go!
Wait a minute! Do we let go on the first note of the word "3", or on the second note?
The second tone, of course.
Is it the moment when the second tone is shouted? Or after that?
Ay? I don't even understand what you're saying!
That's right! Why don't you leave it to the old woman!
Boy, that old woman who looks like a dart can't be your subordinate, right?
This joke is not funny at all! Why are you so suspicious?
Sorry, granny... Can you please help me get this first?
Ay?
I know you didn't figure it out, but I'm bothering you.
Feed! This guy! At this time, will you still not let go?
What are you talking about! I've already collapsed, you're struggling, aren't you?
Feed! Are you going to let go? Ahem...
Oh oh!!
Hey, hey, hey... Let go! Oh no, the old woman is dying!
Let go, old woman! Don't push yourself any harder, don't push yourself!
Oh, ah, ah!
Yes!! (The book flies)
Smack! (The book flies to the carriage)
Oh! You mean the remnants of the bearded man? What exactly do they want to do? Their goal is to be downtown. (Su Can said to his colleague next to him)
It seems to be... A wagon full of bombs... Want to rush straight into the city... However, it was really hard to choose to launch on Chinese New Year's Eve.
Do you feel like a success?
Probably not!
Why?
How can people who don't even know how to enjoy Chinese New Year's Eve become a big thing? Foshan is a very interesting one.
Don't run! That copy of "Water Margin" is mine!
Wrong! That's mine!
Brat! Are you a monster? (The rider flies to the carriage)
Hmph, hahaha... Dude, sorry. Don't look at me like this, I've been in a dart game before!
Not?
Woo!! (The dart hits a branch)
Wow, ahh And so on and so forth! (Fei Hong said)
Boy, you're dragging me into the water! I thought I was going to die... I'm going to cry! (Fei Hong grabs the handrail behind the carriage)
I just think I'm dead! Memories turn like cars made by foreigners, and they are still the same!
Then you will turn around for the rest of your life!
It hurts! (Fei Hong stomps on the head of the dart rider and jumps onto the roof of the carriage)
Awesome, I'll take...
Woo! Uh-uh!
You've got your rest! A guy like you who doesn't understand the three principles of "Water Margin" of "friendship, hard work, and victory", what qualifications do you have to grab "Water Margin" from others! (The dart player grabs Feihong's braids)
Woo!
It's mine!
Don't you think!! (Fei Hong tripped the dart with one kick)
Uh-woo!
"Friendship, hard work, victory"? Do you think you can get it after watching "Water Margin"? Pathetic... I want to use "Water Margin" to make up for my shortcomings, and I want to comfort myself! "Water Margin" doesn't exist because of this! (Fei Hong strangles the dart rider's neck)
Interesting. A man should use battle to distinguish the superior, so as not to leave regrets, and this kind of plot often appears in "Water Margin".
Hum... I prefer love stories to battle novels. There is no way, sometimes love also needs to fight to carry out.
Huang Feihong is going to go.
Devil's Foot Seven is going to be on.
Boom!!! (A branch flies two people)
What's going on? Did you just hear anything strange?
It can't be that the lackeys of the imperial court are already eyeing us...
Don't worry, it's Chinese New Year's Eve, and those people are celebrating! And no one would have thought that in this prosaic carriage ... It will be full of terrible bombs. Foshan is about to turn into a sea of fire!
Aha... Well?
Yes...
Put "Water Margin"... Give it back! (Fei Hong kicks the driver)
Kang Rui!!
Put "Water Margin"... Give it back! (Devilfoot Seven throws the other coachman out)
"Friendship, hard work, victory"... I don't know much though...
I don't understand at all...
Who cares so much! "Water Margin" is mine! (The two jump up)
Bang!!! Rumble!!
Sister (downtown). Did you hear a rumbling sound just now?
It can't be Xiucai banging his head against the wall, right?
No... Guilan. It was the sound of Mr. Baseball hitting a stone with a baseball.
Sister, don't mislead her.
It doesn't matter, you need to lie about dreaming for the next generation.
That kind of revenge story has no dreams or hope at all.
Guilan, that's the bell of Chinese New Year's Eve. Every year on Chinese New Year's Eve, one hundred and eight rings are made.
One hundred and eight times? Won't the showmen get bored?
One hundred and eight is the number of human afflictions and desires. By ringing the bell, all those troubles are knocked out, so that people can welcome the new year with a pure heart.
Guilan, your heart is already very pure, so you don't need it. But as you get older, you become controlled by bad things.
Guilan, Ah Kuan, you can't become that kind of dirty adult. Those who are controlled by troubles have only one way to die.
(On the aisle) water... Outlaws... It's mine... (The two of them walked over with difficulty)
Ah? This book... Take a closer look... It's "Jade Futon" at all...