Chapter 47: There are eyes that do not know Mount Tai
Hey, Feihong... (Liang Kuan asks)
What the?
We're here to fix the house, right? But I only heard the sound of destruction.
Creation and destruction are two-sided, beam-wide. Although the creation never began.
We laymen really can't do it.
Damn it... Recent carpentry simply doesn't make a good dwelling
That's better than a flawed person doing it... Bastard.
That can't be helped... We don't have the money to hire carpenters. Since you are a member of Bao Zhilin, this little thing should be fine, right?
Ding dong! Ding dong! Excuse me, I'm sending something to Bao Zhilin. (A foreigner said)
(Fei Feng, I haven't been in touch for so long, how are you doing?) I'm still wandering around the world, and it's nice all over the world.
I went back to Foshan a few days ago, and although I really wanted to see you, I missed it, which is a pity. This time I am writing to you, in fact, I want to tell you something. )
(A few years ago) Hey! Ah, he seems to be still at the inn, take me there next time! (Fei Hong said)
(So you... It's not Ah San, it's Qiao San. Now that I think about it, it's rude to get someone else's name wrong. So, take care, Fei Feng. Iron Bridge Sanru)
(Note: I'm sorry to bombard your home.) After writing this letter, I somehow wanted to write this note. (laughs)
It's not funny at all! The text and notes are reversed! (Fei Hong scolds)
Bombed my house, actually tried to mix it up with notes, and got my name wrong! Even if I want to pray for world peace, I will never forgive!
This is called the gathering of likes.
I'm not friends with him! I want him to die! Hit by a train, burned to death, the worse the death, the better!
Calm down, Feihong. The letter was not the point, Mr. Tieqiao sent something. (Liang Kuan said)
What's in the box? (Guilan asks)
It must be a gift of apologies to us.
Hear you say that... It reminds me that guy is a rich young master.
Money?
What! You should have said it earlier! You living treasure! Really, speaking of which, that guy is far more than my living treasure! (Fei Hong opens the box)
Hello. Thank you very much... (Two foreigners say)
Smack!
Yes... It's a dream, right? It's unbelievably confusing.
There were two foreign uncles inside, and the foreign uncles were locked inside. (Guilan said)
But that's a stowaway, right? It should be a stowaway.
Look at it again.
I'm dreaming, I need to wake up quickly!
Hello. Thank you very much...
I hit !! (Fei Hong kicks the box flying)
It's definitely a dream. We are still having the nightmare of being pestered by foreign uncles. Then go back to sleep and wake up first.
Good.
Stop! Why don't you finish listening? A bunch of bastards!
We just want to say thank you very much for using foreign carpenters... Bastard imp!
Foreign carpenter? I haven't heard of it, so let's go.
What is your attitude? We've come from as far away as Europe to help you fix your house!
Could it be that Mr. Tieqiao Mi commissioned you to come?
That's right! As soon as I received the commission, I would come from thousands of miles away to help people build houses!
Jerry Wong! And... Tom cruise! We are foreign carpenters!
Can I make a substitution?
No kidding!
Looking at you like this, what can you do? You're just going to be Peppa Pig's home!
Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you!
Don't be intimidated by that. We participated in the production of the Old Summer Palace, known as the "Garden of Ten Thousand Gardens"! Half of the stuff in it was designed by us.
It's so funny, it's been more than ten years since the Old Summer Palace was destroyed! (Fei Hong said)
Yes, yes! (Guilan echoed)
What did you say? Do you think that little effort alone can save the Qing Empire? (Foreigner asks rhetorically)
The Qing Dynasty is a very poor country. Life is hard! (Fei Hong said)
What the hell are you talking about? (Liang Kuan asks)
It couldn't have been worse anyway, so why don't you let them try? Mr. Tetsuhashi seems to have given the money in advance. (Liang Kuan said)
Have you ever heard of such a saying? That's what Tarzan, the great carpenter, once said.
A carpenter who loves to talk, and his skills are not very good. Some people just rely on their mouths to say that they have no technology at all, and experts should use their skills to speak.
Which one do you belong to? (Fei Hong looks at two foreigners)
Bang (night)!! Boom!! (Two foreigners are in full swing to build Bao Zhilin)
Why is it so noisy at such a late hour? (Yuna's mother-in-law opens the door)
Are they still repairing? (Yuna's mother-in-law looks at Bao Zhilin)
Stinky little ghost! How dare you be so arrogant! Let you see the skills of the world's number one carpenter! (Two foreigners shout)
Who are they? (Yuna's mother-in-law wonders)
Good morning... It's amazing! It was repaired in one day...
See! The inside has also been repaired! This is what the world's number one carpenter is capable of.
It's exaggerated enough that they really are the world's number one carpenter! Feihong, great! Now it's time to open for business again! (Liang Kuan said)
It doesn't seem to be quite the same.
Yes?
Is Bao Zhilin's office so shabby?
Feed! It's strange that this place has been repaired by you, it's not what it used to be!
No, no, no, I didn't mean that! I feel like something is missing... Let me see....
Yes! That's right! No wonder I feel shabby, it turns out that there is a missing Western-style chandelier here. (Fei Hong points to it)
Chandelier? This kind of room is not suitable for chandeliers at all!
Did we have that thing before? (Liang Kuan asks)
Absolutely! I didn't think you didn't even look at the ceiling, didn't you pay attention?
Listening to you say that, it seems that there really is.
Also, why is the staircase to the third floor missing?
Third floor? I didn't hear there was a third floor!
That's just what you don't know. The third floor is just behind the closet, where there is a warehouse for adult fiction.
No way?
And my room! It's so strange here, how can it be so narrow? It's so contemptuous, it used to be at least fifteen square meters wide
Fifteen square meters? Isn't that bigger than a living room?
Guilan, fifteen square meters is too exaggerated? (Liang Kuan said)
Then I'll let it go to 10 square meters.
Never heard of such an arrogant concession!
Go to the toilet again to confirm.
There is a large mirror in front of the bathroom, which will feel more sensational. (Guilan said)
Yes! I remembered it too! There used to be a swimming pool in the living room! (Liang Kuan said)
Wait a minute! We didn't fix it at all, it's still the same as before!
Have you heard the story?
According to legend, Lu Ban, a famous carpenter in the Spring and Autumn Period, once recruited a group of apprentices. Lu Ban cherishes his reputation very much, and every once in a while, he has to eliminate a few "unsuccessful" people from his apprentices. Among Lu Ban's apprentices, there was a young man named Taishan, who looked bad and did not make much progress in his skills. In order to maintain the reputation of "Banmen", Lu Ban resolutely resigned from Mount Tai.
A few years later, once Lu Ban led his apprentices to wander through the market, and suddenly found that there were many bamboo furniture on the stalls, and the skills reached the point of perfection, and customers rushed to buy them. Lu Ban, who loves talents, wanted to get acquainted with this bamboo master, so he asked someone. People told him that it was the apprentice of Master Luban, the famous Taishan.
Lu Ban was taken aback, remembering that he had made a mistake about Mount Tai, he was deeply ashamed, and sighed: "I really don't know Mount Tai with my eyes!" ”
Tarzan! You're so cool! (Guilan shouts)
Lu Ban is really "eyes don't know Mount Tai" (Liang Kuan said)
He's just doing his thing seriously, even if he's looked down upon, the so-called expert... Isn't that how it should be... (Fei Hong looks at Huang Jerry and the two)
(Night) is so hateful! Those young people are talking too arrogantly!
Jerry Huang, no matter what, we are all being used by them!
I know, but I can't stop! The dignity of a carpenter cries out in my heart!
Big brother, so am I! What's going on? (Tom Cruise said)
Could it be that Taishan was also in this mood at that time?
Tarzan !! (Two people shout)
Tarzan? Who's that? (Yuna's mother-in-law asks)
How's that going, bastard? Nothing to say, right? That's what the world's number one carpenter is capable of!
Wow... Really made a third floor. (Liang Kuan said)
Why hasn't my room changed? What the hell!
It's not bad.
Alright, the job is done, and we take our leave!
Feed! My room!
And outside. (Fei Hong said)
Outside... Outside! Just talking about the outside now? What exactly do you want? Why didn't you say it at the beginning?
Feed... Where's my room! Why don't you ignore me?
I still don't think it's enough, and as Bao Zhilin, I think it should be...
I think it's better to be like this. (Fei Hong takes out a painting)
Feed! Do you think it's not enough because of that? That's a lot worse! That's the Summer Palace!
That's it, what's it called.
You don't even know it, dare you say it?
Yes! (Guilan pushes Feihong)
Such a bad thing, it doesn't make sense at all, to be like this! (Guilan takes out a painting)
Isn't that a hanging garden? How could that kind of thing be made!
We can't do it! Farewell!
Well, the appearance will remain the same, as long as it can fly.
That's the big problem! We're really leaving...
Have you heard this story... (Fei Hong said solemnly)
It's so damnful (at night)... Those imps actually made up such a story.
The money paid by the guy in Tieqiao San has long been spent.
I can't imagine that Tarzan has such a secret! Tarzan, you're amazing!
Whining! Hearing such a story, we can only let it go.
Forget it, Tom Cruise, do it! Then do it to the end!
Eldest brother!
Let them know that we are the number one carpenter in the world!
You're wrong, we're second, and the first is...
Tarzan!!
The question is who Tarzan is!! (Yuna's mother-in-law scolds)
(Day 3) Tarzan? That person who knows whether he exists or not, is just a legend. Who knew they were so gullible to be fooled. (Fei Hong said)
Is it... But it doesn't matter, Tarzan will always live in our hearts. (Guilan said)
As I said, it's a legend.
I'm looking forward to what will become of Bao Zhilin. (Liang Kuan said)
I've always wanted to live in the Garden.
That's the Summer Palace, okay...
Ay?
I heard that there seems to be a strange thing that can fly into the sky. (A little girl says)
Aha... What an idiot. (The little boy laughs)
Later it exploded ... It's really flying into the sky now.
Who... Who's going to get Tarzan... (Fei Hong said)