On the way back to the dormitory, the third brother patted the eldest brother on the shoulder:

"Big brother, I'll show you another hand."

The third brother pointed to a little beauty with a short white skirt and long legs on the opposite side:

"Look."

The third brother went over and asked for directions: "Beauty, how to get to Building No. 1?" ”

The little girl stared at the third brother and said, "Building No. 1? I don't know, but I know Building Three, and you move forward...... Then ......"

As he spoke, the third brother suddenly pointed to the other party's face suspiciously and said, "Hey? Your face? ”

The girl touched her face nervously and said, "Huh? What's wrong? ”

The third brother said, "It's so beautiful." ”

Peach blossoms bloom.

After the third brother returned to the team, the eldest brother said excitedly: "Is it so exciting? Third, it's good to learn from you as soon as possible. ”

The second brother and I encouraged the eldest brother to find a target to try, and the second brother aimed at one at a glance, and there was a little beautiful woman standing next to the small tree on the left side of the path, with a yellow floral pleated top, light blue jeans, and a small white butterfly hairpin.

The second brother said that he slapped his thigh excitedly: "What's that!?" ”

Big brother: "This is really good, but I don't dare!" ”

At this time, the effect of adding firewood to my fire was revealed: "Big brother, the opportunity is right in front of you, and you won't break the law by asking for directions." Think about it, looking back on the past in the future, you will remember that you have pursued it so bravely, and you will not leave a trace of regret! ”

The second brother patted his thigh excitedly: "Hey, hey, hey!" Xiao Wu, what you said is amazing! Big brother, you're a gentleman, don't you hurry up! ”

The eldest brother also smoked the evil wind that day, and then rushed up with a fierce force.

The eldest brother walked up to the girl and shyly touched his head. The girl kept her eyes on him, took two steps back and turned her head. The eldest brother looked at us on the other side of the road, and we waved vigorously, which meant "up, up!" The eldest brother plucked up his courage and followed the girl, and then asked:

"Hello classmates."

The girl glanced at him:

"What's the matter?"

Big brother: "How do I get to Building 1?" ”

Girl: "I don't know. ”

Then turn around and go.

The eldest brother chased after him unrelentingly: "Hey, hey, classmate, your face." ”

The girl stopped: "What's wrong with my face?" ”

Big brother: "It's so beautiful." ”

The girl's eyebrows furrowed: "Stinky scoundrel, stinky rascal!" ”

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

Back in the dormitory, put the lunch box next to the fourth pillow, and we began to interview Xiaobei.

Xiaobei said: "Don't mention it, I'm not suitable for the radio station at all, I want to return to the Quyi Troupe." ”

I asked Xiaobei: "Didn't you do well in the Quyi Troupe at the beginning?" Why did you go to the radio station? ”

The story of Xiaobei and the radio station:

The school has a variety of strange competitions, including XX beer cup drinking coke competition, school uniform graffiti contest (moral education points will be deducted after the competition due to untidy school uniforms), female students choose the school grass competition, and male students choose the rice bucket competition. That day, due to Xiaobei's hard work during military training, he was able to fold 6 quilts in fifteen minutes, which led him to participate in the school's quilt contest on behalf of the college. ”

Stacked quilt competition, heheda.

On the night of the Stacked Quilt Competition, he was stupidly wearing a camouflage uniform during military training, strolling around, and approaching the venue of the Stacked Quilt Competition. Because it was this kind of competition, everyone else came or didn't come, only he came to the empty venue in advance and watched the sporadic staff arranging it. He saw a senior sister on the stage, wearing a host dress, so he walked over to take a stubble:

"Senior sister, may I ask, who will host this for a while, I really want to host, I am a hosting enthusiast."

The senior sister looked at him with wide eyes and said, "After a while, our whole school is very famous, Brother Hornet, Brother Hornet and that person who is in charge together." ”

Xiaobei said: "Do you think I can do it? ”

The senior sister had a disgusted expression: "This hornet brother is the best in our school, you really don't need this, we don't need the host for the time being, thank you." ”

It was windy that day, and Xiao Beiguang was wearing a camouflage uniform, and it was empty. After being rejected, he shivered and pondered his brain makeup.

The memory of the stacking competition is the four-word onomatopoeia "plop plop" in Xiaobei's mind, and he said that he plopped and plopped. At that time, Xiaobei was cold and hungry, and his mind was full of steamed buns, so he didn't win any awards, so he won an Excellence Award, yes, it was the kind of Excellence Award that means thank you for your patronage.

Xiaobei continued to stumble with the Excellence Award in his hand and strayed into the cafeteria. At that time, there was an area on the left side of the first floor of the cafeteria called the specialty restaurant, and the special restaurant hung a TV showing the hit Korean drama "Paris Lovers". Since it is a special restaurant, it must be a little different, gathering cottage snacks from all over the world. Xiaobei found a window to sell something similar to mutton steamed buns that are characteristic of his hometown of Shaanxi, and he saw with his own eyes that the steamed buns were soaked.

A steaming bowl, he served a bowl.

Straight to the TV, walked through, and stepped back. He sat down in the best position to watch TV. As soon as I looked up at the fourth table, I could just see the TV, not far away, not close, not looking up, not tired of my neck.

The cook suddenly changed the channel, and the local station news broadcast.

Xiaobei carefully studied the host's broken blue suit and little bald head. Suddenly, on the right-hand side! His "side light" reacts. Four young girls, walking with a sweet wind, and then the silver bell-like laughter that hooked the dead lingered in Xiaobei's ears. The laughter of the girls is like little goose feathers tickling Xiaobei's little heart. Xiaobei's heart was surging, his little eyes were full of power, and sure enough, his voice was sweet and beautiful.

Xiaobei's mind was overwhelmed, and as a result, these four really floated straight towards him.

At the moment, at the critical moment, Xiaobei is really a thing, but what he thinks in his heart is: "Obviously, you want to occupy my table!" ”

Simei sat down, and one of them tilted his head in the direction of Xiaobei and said, "This location is good, it's just right to watch TV." It's a pity that there's one person, or the four of us would be able to squeeze here. ”

Xiaobei's heart was full of the word "squeeze". The scene emerged, "One table can seat four people, plus me five, oops!." ”

Then he pretended not to listen, silently sucking his "dog food", and he claimed that he didn't dare to look up at that time.

Why didn't you dare to look up, it was windy outside. Then the wind blew a little bit of a cold. It's a little cold when the wind is strong, and it's still a little hot to eat this mutton bubble X after coming in, and the hot air will hook the nose when it smokes up.

This thing is strong, so he has been snorting and eating, he is embarrassed to face the beauty and raise his head, for fear that the long nose will burst the embankment. Xiaobei only cared about sucking hard, but ignored the four big beauties, which aroused Simei's competitiveness.

When they saw the camouflage uniform worn by Xiaobei, they talked about military training. And one of the senior sisters is the most unsightly, but Xiaobei drools like swan meat when she takes it out. This person's curiosity, and a greeting, can be regarded as bringing Xiaobei to the road.

"Hey, kid. Isn't your military training over yet? ”

Xiaobei was taken aback, unbelievable, and the beautiful sister took the initiative to say hello. Xiaobei was in a daze in his heart, and he was stuck on the question of whether to answer or not. Because his nose was full of snot, he was afraid that the water gun would get out of control if he snorted. But lust is the biggest motivation for men to create miracles, and the 286CPU in Xiaobei's head is spinning rapidly, and his idea is "What if you have to answer?" ”

Xiao Bei thought about it, took a breath of dantian qi, and almost pumped his snot into his brain. Then he raised his head in the middle of the situation. Because I inhale too much, I tighten the valve to ensure that the snot does not come out. So when he speaks, he is yin and yang.

Xiaobei took a breath, and the voice of a cartoon character: "Our military training has long ended, and I am here to participate in the quilt competition!" ”

After Xiaobei finished speaking, he lowered his head.

This sentence amused the four seniors. These four sisters looked at me as a child, like polio, and asked with a smile: "Child, what are you doing, I thought you had military training?" “

The senior sister who started to talk to Xiaobei said, "Oh, your voice is quite interesting?" ”

"Oh, it's okay." The cartoon Xiaobei with his chest up and his head is still on the bull.

"That, I'm in charge of recruiting new people for the radio station, you talk so interestingly, do you want to come to our college student radio station?"

Xiaobei: "I'm sorry, sister, I don't go to the radio station, I have now joined this, the art troupe Quyi team, I am singing two people." ”

Then the seniors persuaded him not to go, there was no development.

There was a sister with long legs and a short white skirt who said, "The radio station is fun." ”

Xiaobei looked at Bai Huahua's thighs and said in his heart: "I can see it." ”

But he didn't think much about it at the time, and he was inexplicably reserved: "No, no, no, no, it's two people turned actors." ”

After saying this, Xiaobei had already secretly started to pinch his thighs, "Xiaobei, are you crazy, what's wrong with the radio station, look at the crooked melons and cracked dates of that quyi team, what's so funny, you are the only one to change the group......"

When the cartoon Xiaobei was thinking hard about the trend of life, the sisters in reality had finished eating, so they sat there and chatted. Xiaobei looked down at his empty bowl. Think about it, let's go.

He was just about to leave, when a senior sister suddenly said, "Don't leave later, child." ”

Taking this opportunity, Xiaobei carefully gave this senior sister a full-body scan. This sister's willow leaf bent eyebrows and cherry mouth, from the forehead to the tip of the toes, the ears are as tender as bamboo shoots, and there is a sense of detachment.

This best-looking senior sister is the master of Xiaobei's master on the radio station later.

Ruojia gave Xiaobei a strange study card, and she said:

"That, kid, this is our study card, which is normally sold to new students, and it is thirty yuan a piece. I'll give you one, I hope you can come and learn. ”

Xiaobei, a real man, I want to go so much, but I can't agree: "No, senior sister, I don't want to learn." ”

Xiaobei kept pumping his mouth when he repeated this paragraph: "Hey! How cheap I am, how cheap! ”

At that time, Xiaobei also wanted to slap his mouth, he held the bowl, and walked out, walking, thinking about my sister, you call me again, I will definitely turn back, heaven, earth, give me another breath of this uncompetitive child. With a worried heart, I will soon go to the door.

A miracle happened, or it was a two-minute walk from Xiaobei that revealed something. A sister named Maomao suddenly shouted, "Don't go, that kid." ”

Xiaobei jumped into the arms of the goddess. The sisters said, "You must come." You keep this card, and in case you don't come, you give us your phone number as well. ”

Xiaobei said to us: "Fifth brother, I had two thoughts in my heart at that time,

1. How nice it is to be on the radio station to see these beautiful sisters every day.

2. Is it interesting for me that they want my phone number?

The third brother said, "Xiaobei, where is the face?" Did the nurse forget to deliver your face when she delivered you? ”

The eldest brother said: "I can't prepare it, I see that you will fold the quilt, and you will be asked to fold the quilt for the female bed every day in the future." ”

After the eldest brother finished speaking for three seconds, he smiled brightly: "Oh, I'll go, Xiaobei, this is a good job, if you fold the quilt and take me, roll me in the quilt." ”

A few of us laughed, and I pretended to be mysterious and said, "Big brother, what are you doing in the quilt?" ”

Big brother: "Roa~cao~cao." Then you leave it alone, they are useful at night. ”

Xiaobei was a little tizzy: "Do you say they really like me?" ”

I sighed heavily: "In this way, let's analyze and analyze carefully, no jokes." ”

Everyone looked at me seriously.

"Xiaobei, you said that a few of them fell in love with you, did they all fall in love with you, or did one of them fall in love with you?"

Xiaobei recalled seriously, and sighed helplessly: "Don't say it, I understand." ”

Do you look like a cartoon character?