After Xiaobei got the study card, he forgot to go to the class. But I never expected that Senior Sister Ruojia, the most beautiful senior sister with the longest legs and the longest eyes who later became Master Xiaobei, actually called Xiaobei and said, "Xiaobei, you come to class." Come on, in Room 601 of the second teaching building. ”

is such a phone call, and there is a study card, which took Xiaobei into the door of the radio station.

After sharing Xiaobei's experience, the brothers had their own thoughts. My brainwaves are mainly about observing everyone's brain frequencies; Xiaobei's painful forehead lines should be struggling between reality and dreams; The eldest brother's drunken eyes were obviously thinking about something unbearable; The third brother's eyes were focused, he should be thinking about how handsome he was; The second brother's train of thought is the best judgment, I saw him rubbing his stomach, he should be hungry; The fourth brother snored softly, and I could only look for it in Inception.

Xiaobei looked around at everyone and saw me, which means "Hey! I'm done talking, so you guys are commenting on it. ”

I scratched my head and seriously recalled, "I think I've heard this story. ”

Xiaobei: "What!?" ”

I narrated: "There was a young young man in the Southern Song Dynasty, and he also had a relationship between men and women with his young master. ”

Everyone was obviously confused by my arguments, and Xiaobei stumbled and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

I said, "One day as a teacher and a father for life, this relationship was not recognized by the world at that time, so the young man here broke an arm, and from then on he could only rely on his right hand for his life." ”

The third child: "Oh oh, I know, this man is a eagle, right?" ”

The eldest brother also understood in seconds: "Ah, I have also seen it, and then the carving was made into soap." ”

Xiaobei: "Oops! What do you say? ”

Everyone laughed, and I said to Xiaobei: "Just ask the second brother." ”

Xiaobei asked the second brother, and the second brother looked impatient: "Axi, can you stop talking about useless things, let's eat quickly!" ”

Xiaobei didn't give up, and I teased and broke it: "The master-apprentice love will not end well, you respect yourself." ”

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

The second brother will please eat hot pot today, "Qizi Building".

The eldest brother wanted to practice the Dafa of picking up girls taught by the third child, so the eldest brother ordered: "Hey! Waiter! You're a student of Eastern Mori! ”

The waiter drooped his eyelids, and his eyes didn't leave the list: "You're blind, I'll be able to Dongsen students in two years." ”

The eldest brother instantly collapsed and slumped in his chair: "Don't bring this!" ”

Fourth brother: "What, let's see again, a little later." ”

After a while, I saw a young and beautiful waiter, and the fourth brother called over: "Order!" ”

The eldest brother continued to pick up girls: "Do you have any reward activities in this restaurant?" For example......"

Waiter: "Yes, not only is there 88% off the whole site, but you can also get 30 coupons back if you eat 100, which is valid for one month, but it is suitable, sir, we also have special dishes, ...... bell-horn"

The eldest brother's eyes were sloppy: "You can order whatever you want, I'll go to the toilet and wash my face and be sober." ”

Five minutes later.

Fourth brother: "Hurry up and eat!" Hurry up and leave after eating, I'm sleepy. ”

Third brother: "Fourth, can you not be so disappointing, there are so many people, and besides, this dish hasn't come up yet!" ”

I asked Xiaobei: "You went to the radio station, what should Hai Mimi do?" ”

Xiaobei: "Don't mention it, I can't talk to people in the quyi team at all, she is the pillar of the quyi team, and I am the leftover." ”

I said, "You don't usually talk or anything?" ”

Xiaobei: "Say, what should I do, I think she still has a good impression of me, and she chats with me endlessly every time." ”

"Then do you like your master or her now?"

Xiaobei: "The conscience of heaven and earth, although my master is a big beauty, I still only like Hai Mimi alone in my heart, and the ones I said just now that they are good-looking and exciting, they are all joking." ”

The eldest brother said to Xiaobei while pulling my clothes: "That's a calf?" ”

I feigned anger: ", I'll let you finish the calf, do you believe it!" ”

The third brother came up with an idea: "If you like it, you can do it, such a sought-after girl, you can't hesitate." ”

Xiaobei lowered his head: "Tsk! How so? I feel a little unworthy of others. ”

The third brother said: "It's not that you think so if you are worthy or not, besides, what are we missing, the guy is so energetic, and his eloquence is ......."

Me: "Versatile, and can also fold quilts." ”

Second brother: "The fart is still loud." ”

Big brother: "En...... Feet still stink! ”

Fourth brother: "Xiaobei, your feet smell, I'm bah!" That's right! ”

Xiaobei: "Hey, hey, let's get down to business, get down to business!" ”

I said, "It's better to do everything possible than to fight to the end, I think you can just ask her out!" ”

Big brother: "I think so, simple and rude. ”

Under the instigation of everyone, Xiaobei slowly strengthened his determination, his eyes were like torches and he was stunned.

Our goal has been achieved, and we can clip a few more chopsticks while he is in a daze.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Xiaobei came back to his senses: "But how to make an appointment?" ”

Everyone came up with ideas, and some said that they were pretending to discuss art (second brother); Some said that he pretended to ask her for help (eldest brother); Some said that they pretended to bet (fourth brother); The most bizarre person said that it is necessary to date a girl because of something? As long as you go with me in the past, don't you do your best, do whatever you want, do whatever you want (third brother).

The fourth brother said: "Third brother, don't use your experience to generalize, if you change your face, you will be shot by the police station 100 times." ”

The second brother looked intoxicated: "Ah~~!! The summer fruit will ripen, and I will return to my heart! ”

It's too nonsensical, the brothers looked at each other, and the eldest brother looked confused: "What do you support, this guy is about to start autumn." ”

Third brother: "Second brother, what do you want to express?" ”

The second brother tensed his mouth, looked straight at the wine glass, and after a few seconds: "It's nothing, drink!" ”

Raise a glass and make a toast.

was interrupted by the second brother like this, and everyone forgot what they were discussing just now. After being silent for a while, the eldest brother raised his head:

"We ordered fifteen bottles of bar?"

I replied, "yes." ”

Big brother: "I drank one, how many did you drink fourth?" ”

Fourth: "One." ”

The third: "One." ”

Xiaobei: "One." ”

Me: "One." ”

The eldest brother pondered for a long time, and asked knowingly: "That's not right, who has drunk this wine?" ”

Everyone looked at the dick together.

Second brother: "I've drunk all the wine." ”

The eldest brother was stunned for a few seconds, and sighed helplessly: "Then let's stop here today." ”

Second brother: "No, I didn't drink well, let's have ten more." ”

Everyone stopped: "Second brother, I haven't drunk less, I've drunk it all, let's stop here." ”

The second brother resolutely refused, and everyone really couldn't persuade him.

Big brother: "Okay, Zhengxin, do you have to drink today." ”

The second brother squinted his eyes and shook a little: "You have to drink!" ”

Big brother: "Waiter! Give him two deflated calves (small bottles of liquor). Zhengxin, is it enough? ”

The second brother swallowed two mouthfuls of foam and stopped squeaking.

Big brother: "Don't want that deflated calf, come to a Yuquan square bottle!" ”

Second brother: "Waiter, I'll wait." ”

Xiaobei smiled: "Second brother, what's wrong?" ”

Big brother: "Zhengxin, it's whole!" ”

The second brother kept burping: "Pay the bill!" ”

When I went out, the second brother paid at the bar and gave away a bunch of coupons. I said to the waiter, "How long is your coupon valid for?" ”

The waiter said, "No alcohol, valid for one month." ”

I thought for a moment and said, "You write the expiration date of one of the coupons as tomorrow." ”

Waiter: "Why?" ”

I said, "Just write it, I'll be useful." ”

Waiter: "No regrets?" ”

I nodded: "Yes, you can just go." ”

I took this coupon with an expiration date of tomorrow and called Xiaobei to my side:

"You'll take it tomorrow and go to Hyami."

Xiaobei: "Fifth brother, you are a strange person." ”

I waved my hand: "I'm not a flag man, I'm a Han person." ”

At this time, I heard the eldest brother standing at the bar and saying to the waiter, "Hey!? Your face? ”

The waiter looked at the mirror next to the bar: "What's up, what's wrong?" ”

Big brother: "Old girl, you look so exciting!" ”

The waiter shouted inside: "Husband......!" ”

The third brother and the fourth brother held the eldest brother and ran like the wind.

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

Campus Life Compulsory Guide - "The Right Tactics for Chasing Girls":

Error demonstration

A, big brother promiscuous

B, the second brother poured wine

C, the third brother love the holy style

D, Xiaobei crush

Demonstrate correctly

A flat boat in the sea, I don't know where it drifts with the wind.

Love is when I look into your eyes, you inadvertently dodge. When you look back at me, I pretend to be inadvertently evasive.

Every heartbeat is a gorgeous adventure, and no one knows where we are headed.

Just indulge in it.