In order to break the coffin, even the scientific expedition team came!

I knew that the village chief would report and go to the county to bring people down to transport the coffin, but I didn't expect the old boy to move so fast that he actually called the people of the scientific expedition team to come down.

The old professor who took the lead squeezed into the door and couldn't wait to ask, I am from the city museum, and I received a call from your county, saying that someone fished out the hanging coffin, what about the coffin?

I pointed to the flat ground behind me, and said that I would just put it on the ground, and I almost chopped a few broken wooden planks as firewood!

As soon as the old professor saw the coffin, he was like a person who had been beaten for 40 years and entered the cave room, "oops", and stomped his feet and said that it was really a hanging coffin!

Several young people with glasses surrounded them, grabbing magnifying glasses and pointing, and the two big girls walked out of the distance at the back of the team, both of whom walked timidly towards Xiaoyizhuang.

I'm happy, no wonder the dead fat man went out to pout and was beaten as a hooligan, it turned out that there were two such smart flower girls in this scientific expedition team.

Two female comrades walked up, the one in front of her with fresh short hair and fair skin, was different from our big-ass mother-in-law in the poor ravine, with a delicate waist, good curves, and a very heroic appearance.

As for the lesbian who followed behind, she was a little shorter, looking like she had just graduated from school, reporting this big satchel, her face was red and her head hung very low, and she didn't dare to look up.

I squeezed my eyebrows and said, "Two, weren't you scared by our special welcome ceremony in Niuzigou, right?

The lesbian in front of her had a cold gaze, glanced at me, and said that she was naked just now. What about the fat guy in Ben?

"The fat man is here!"

Ge Zhuang went back to the house to change his clothes, and when he heard the voice of the lesbian talking, he ran out like a sow in an arched circle, tightened his belt, and came over with a smile.

"I said beauty, I really didn't mean it just now, I'll make amends to you and introduce myself, my name is Ge Zhuang!"

He leaned up with a big fat face, but the lesbian didn't bother to take care of it, and she didn't raise her eyebrows, saying that you should pay attention to your image in the future, and frightened the little girl of our scientific expedition team, believe it or not, I called the police?

In the 90s, the majesty of the people's police was quite high, and Ge Zhuangli stood up and said that I would definitely not dare to report political corruption in the future.

The female comrade in the back laughed, pointed at Ge Zhuang and smiled, and said Why are you like this? It's funny!

Ge Zhuang was stupid, "Sister, I scared you just now, I will make a cup of tea for everyone, and I will make amends!" ”

This dead fat man is usually too lazy to compare, and belongs to the character who wants to make a pancake and hang it around his neck, but this time he is surprisingly diligent, and when he enters the back kitchen, he adds firewood and boils water, finds a few tea cups, brews the tea leaves he brought out from his hometown, and carefully serves the two female comrades.

After a brief contact, I learned that the old professor in the scientific expedition team was surnamed Yang, who was responsible for leading the team, and as for the young people around him, they were basically students brought out.

To say that the people of this scientific expedition team, all day long wind and sun, the days are not better than our corpses, from the county to Niuzigou at least thirty miles, this day has not yet dawned on them to arrive, how much can see Professor Yang's dedication to the identification of cultural relics.

After the handover, the group of people were ready to leave with the coffin, and a large army-green truck was parked on the mud road at the entrance of the village.

Ge Zhuang bargained with others, saying that we are not free labor, and it is okay to help, and some compensation for some tea.

There was a funeral in the village, and Professor Yang couldn't find anyone else, so he asked him how much?

Ge Zhuang's eyes lit up, he glanced at the breasts of the two female comrades beside him, and said cautiously, "Don't need money, the coffin is on the truck, and you can also send my little pumpkin to the county by the way." ”

Professor Yang didn't say much, nodded and said it was a trivial matter.

As soon as he said hello, Ge Zhuang and I found steel drills and nylon ropes, and first covered the coffin, the coffin was dead, at least two or three people could pull it, Professor Yang in order to do his best to ensure the integrity of the coffin, asked us to carry it.

When the coffin was moved, I found that Ge Zhuang, who was in charge of tying the rope at the back, was staring at the ground in a daze, so I walked up and gently pushed him, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong, fat man?" Did you see those two lesbians and couldn't move? ”

"Little pumpkin, have you noticed, the coffin is in the wrong place!" Ge Zhuang surprisingly didn't joke with me, shook his head and pointed to the watermark on the ground,

"When we put the coffin last night, we put it against the wall, how can we move it to the middle of the yard now!"

After he reminded me, I also looked down at my feet, and found a very clear cement mark on the ground, a bit like the rut marks dragged out on the ground when the coffin moved.

The seal is very long, and there is no cement on the ground outside Xiaoyizhuang, and the rut marks are particularly clear.

The coffin has been moved.

I remembered the knock I heard last night, and cold sweat flowed out. Who will sneak into Xiaoyizhuang in the middle of the night to push the coffin? You should also find a good place to steal.

If it wasn't for the thief, then the coffin was moving on its own?

My back was a little chilly, Ge Zhuang obviously thought of something, and asked with a trembling mouth, "Little pumpkin, you said this coffin it...... You can't have moved here by yourself, right? ”

I was soaking my back in a cold sweat, and I felt that someone was patting me from behind, and I was so frightened in broad daylight that I turned around sharply and saw that the person who was patting me was the lesbian with short hair and a particularly refreshing dress.

She frowned and urged us to hurry up, saying that this coffin is a cultural relic and must be transported back to the county as soon as possible for good preservation, what are you two bothering about?

I reacted and said with a smiling face, "Leader, the coffin is so evil, last night the fat man and I both heard someone knocking on the door, and this morning we came together, this coffin will be moved, are you sure you want to take it back to the county?" ”

Hearing me say this, the short-haired lesbian raised her eyebrows, turned to Professor Yang and shouted, "Professor, these two comrades said that the coffin was passive last night, could it be that a thief is targeting?" ”

Professor Yang hurriedly said, "Then why don't you move out quickly?" Lest there be long nights and dreams, these smugglers and thieves of cultural relics will not go empty, and they will only be safe when they return to the county! ”

Yes, I kindly reminded them, but it made these people anxious!

The people in the city are big, and Ge Zhuang and I have no place to talk back, so we can only carry the steel drill and beckon a few young people to accompany us to transport the coffin to the entrance of the village.

After getting into the car, several big men put nylon ropes on the coffin, fixed the coffin, and sat in the container behind the truck.

The mountain road was bumpy, the big truck was running over the gravel road, swaying as if it was jolting in the waves, Ge Zhuang padd his buttocks a little, and his sitting posture was very unnatural, I asked him if he had hemorrhoids? He blushed and didn't say a word.

An hour later, the truck drove into the county, and Ge Zhuang clamored to get out of the car, so Professor Yang had to ask the driver to stop the car first and let us go.

As the big truck drove up, the passenger cab showed half of its head, stuck out the window and glanced at us, and then quickly retracted.

Ge Zhuang watched the big truck drive away, didn't look back for a long time, and said to me Little pumpkin, I seem to have found my first love.

How could I not guess the little careful thinking of this dead fat man, so he smiled and said, "You are beautiful, you are a government agency in the city, and we are contract workers, so we can look down on you?" Which do you have your eye on? ”

Ge Zhuang stretched out his hand and gestured, spitting stars flying sideways, just the short-haired one, the chest is at least 34C, the big fart, the stock is warped and straight, the fat man I have a good heart, I want to rub it for her, do you say this lesbian works hard? My chest is swollen like this, and I have to go to work. Do we have to carry forward the style and treat her tumor first?

I said, "You should die!" It's really not insulting your father's second-class meritorious service medal, I can create your species, I doubt that the medal was stolen by him!