Chapter 11 Selling Tai Sui
I can't see Ge Zhuang's heart, but the two female comrades in that team are not easy to approach, not to mention that people don't even want to tell us their names, just because of the proportion of resources allocated by more men and fewer women in the archaeological team, Ge Zhuang can't have a show.
Where are the wolf cubs willing to give mutton to outsiders?
I patted Ge Qiang's head and said that young people should know how to be down-to-earth, didn't your aunt tell you to introduce you? Take care of it, dress up next month, maybe you will get along?
Ge Zhuang muttered about this big fat face, and said fart, the money was given by the village chief's old turtle grandson to go back, what did Lao Tzu take back to go on a blind date?
I didn't bother to speak, so I pointed to Ge Zhuang's bulging trouser leg and said don't hide it, take it out.
Ge Zhuang reached out and covered his pants. Crotch, how can you see it?
I'm happy, saying that you kid doesn't find a place to sit on the big truck, and he looks like a big girl with two legs, I can't see that little bit of fancy intestines?
Ge Zhuang smiled embarrassedly, found a place where no one was, put his hand into the crotch of his pants, and felt out a piece of yellow cloth, the yellow cloth was wrapped very tightly, three layers inside and three layers outside, the dead fat man reached out and lifted it, revealing the emerald green wood bumps inside.
I frowned and said, "What are you bringing this lump of wood out for?" ”
Ge Zhuang smiled shyly, "Didn't the old turtle grandson say that this is Tai Sui, maybe it can really be worth some money, and this job can't be done in vain, right?" ”
I said what do you want to do?
Ge Zhuang said, "Find a place to dispose of this lump of wood, it can be worth a penny, and it is not in vain that our brothers have worked so hard, right?" ”
I said that this thing is mold coming out of the wood, do you really believe the words of the village chief, think this is Tai Sui?
Ge Zhuang said, "Maybe it's true? I said, little pumpkin, this thing is so old, we bothered to make it out of that coffin, we can't just smash it in our hands and let it rot, right? ”
I thought about it, so I asked Ge Zhuang where he was going to go?
Ge Zhuang patted his chest to reassure me, he had already thought about the place to get rid of it, it was on the feng shui street in the east of the small county town, where many people like to treasure antique cultural relics, whether the two of us are real guys or not, don't you know if you look at it?
I said that how can those antiques be believed, and they can really tell you that they are fake, I think, why don't we go to a big hospital and find an expert to take a look?
Ge Zhuang complained, "I said little pumpkin, are you really stupid or fake, can a regular hospital identify this for you?" When people ask where you're from, what do you say? ”
The two of us held the wooden lumps, wandered around the street, and tried to go to the pharmacy several times to find someone to see, but we were afraid that people would be driven out as liars, so we had no choice but to take a taxi to Feng Shui Street.
If you want to talk about feng shui, in our prosperous China, up and down the 5,000-year-old history of the proportion is still quite heavy, the trend in the seventies has just passed, Feng Shui Street is overcrowded, coming and going are all fortune tellers, most of these fortune tellers set up stalls, occupy the street crowded, squeezing me and Ge Zhuang out of a stinky sweat.
When I came to the corner of Feng Shui Street, Ge Zhuang grabbed me and said no, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, Feng Shui Street is more lively than rushing to the field, there are so many people, the fat man squeezed into the pile of people and lacked oxygen, and he had to become a dry corpse when he came out.
I said what should I do, I have to find a reliable storefront, right?
Ge Zhuang pointed behind him, "We're new here, we can tell where and where, don't you have a shop behind you, let's go ask first!" ”
I squinted and looked at the two-storey building, the door was crooked, and there were a lot of cobwebs, and there were red lanterns hanging on the door frame, and a few big words were written on it with a black pen, Currency Firm!
I said dead fatty, do you have the eyesight, this shop is down like this, what good price can you get?
Ge Zhuang pushed me forward, and sighed vigorously, "It was originally to try my luck, go in and try it, fat man, I don't want to squeeze people in the pile anymore." ”
Entered the small courtyard, the small fish pond on the side of the rockery sat a person with a big gold chain, a little short, holding a stick in his hand, running on the red line head is fishing for horses and shrimp, seeing me and Ge Zhuang walked in, quickly put the stick on, stood up and squinted and smiled,
"Two of you, are you still looking for treasure?"
I subconsciously said fatty, let's change to another store, you see this store is going to be out.
The big gold chain snorted and said Don't mind, don't look at my small place, but although the sparrows are small, they have all the organs, what do they want, and the inventory is just to facilitate capital turnover, and my business has gone to the provincial capital.
I pointed to the tattered wall tiles, a dilapidated kiln, and an indescribable depression scene, and said Can you take stock here?
The big gold chain smiled when he saw me, revealing his bright front teeth, "Look at what you said, I opened the door to do business, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to take your baby?" It depends on what you have on hand. ”
The big gold chain brought a chair and sat on it by himself, crossing Erlang's legs and tea, probably because he saw that Ge Zhuang and I were dressed poorly, and he didn't pay much attention to us.
Ge Zhuang is a violent temper, so he went up and asked you what you mean?
The big gold chain took a sip of tea slowly, and said that we have rules here, advocating that the goods must be inspected first, and the two of them can get what kind of treasure, even if they put it on the surface, it will save everyone's time, don't you say?
"How do you speak? I will ...... you first" Ge Zhuang opened his mouth to scold, I quickly stopped him, turned back to the big gold chain and said, "I have Tai Sui here, do you want it?" ”
The big gold chain took a sip of tea in his mouth, his eyes bulged into a light bulb, he was stunned for two seconds, a mouthful of water mist was sprayed, he choked and coughed constantly, he almost coughed out his heart and liver, and he covered himself for a long time.
I shook my head, if you want, let's talk well, if you don't want to leave now, and we won't delay your time.
"Wait, wait!" The big gold chain jumped up, looked at the street in a ghostly manner, rushed over to close the gate, and then turned back and asked,
"Do you really have the God of Wealth in your hands?"
I said just take a look?
I gave Ge Zhuang a look, and he immediately took out the yellow cloth in his pocket and put it on the coffee table, "You have given it a look!" ”
The big gold chain said slowly, ran into the house with a smoke, brought two small horses, and said two brothers, how offended just now, if you two really get Tai Sui, I don't need to take inventory in this store, you sit, the place is small, and you will be more responsible!
Ge Zhuang and I glanced at each other, sat down very arrogantly, and said you should open your eyes and take a look!
"Yes, please treasure it!" The big gold chain was quite exquisite, took two steps back and went around the coffee table, gently unfolded the rags on it, revealing the lumps of wood wrapped in it, and frowned.
Ge Zhuang and I pretended to be calm on the surface, but in fact, we were quite empty in our hearts, if this thing was not Tai Sui at all, looking at the posture of the big gold chain, would it not blow us away directly?
The big gold chain looked at the lump of wood on the coffee table, and was silent for half a minute before he raised his head and couldn't see any expression, "Why is a horn missing?" ”
As soon as Ge Zhuang wanted to speak, I rubbed his big fat ass and said what, don't you want to be incomplete?
"No, where can were!" The big gold chain changed his face, squeezed out two smiles, and said that this time I missed my eyes, and the two of them really held back the treasure, I said early in the morning, why did the magpie stop screaming upstairs in my house.