61. Wuji
The second brother took out a big brick from his coat pocket, of course, this brick is definitely not a building material, and the second brother took out an old-fashioned telephone, that is, the eldest brother's mobile phone.
The second brother handed it to me, and I wondered what was so nice about this thing. However, it's rare for the second brother to be interested, so I'll accompany him to be nostalgic. But,After taking the phone, I found out that this is not a big brother.,This phone is not so exaggerated in size.,And the screen is very large.,After I pressed the dial button to unlock it,I found that this product is actually a color screen.γ
I hurriedly said to my second brother, "This is kind of interesting." β
The second brother looked excited: "That's a must, it's a must!" Little five, brother will give you a chance to see if you can discover the mystery. β
I fiddled with it and said to my second brother, "What brand is this?" β
The second brother told me that this is called a 3G mobile phone, I asked the second brother what is called 3G, and the second brother said: "What is 3G and what is 3G, Xiao Wu, I see that you don't understand the research, my brother will show you a demonstration." β
As he spoke, the second brother snatched the phone in a hurry, opened the yellow film with a fluent operation, and dubbed with emotion while showing me: "Yamei Butterfly, Yamei Butterfly." β
The smug little eyes were revealed during the dubbing, which was too obscene. But this scene really shocked me,At that time, the mobile phone didn't have the function of playing videoγVideo recording,Niu X's mobile phone is to take a photo,I couldn't help but praise the second brother:"Your three-level mobile phone is really unusual,It turns out that the meaning of three-level is that it comes with a three-level film playback function." The so-called three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, second brother, you also belong to the leader among the prostitutes, and belong to the future warriors among the prostitutes. β
The second brother's face was full of expansion and radiation, and he was not angry, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, what does that mean!" This 3G mobile phone means a new generation of mobile phones, which can not only make calls, listen to songs, watch movies, but also surf the Internet and play games......"
I hurriedly stopped him: "Wait a minute, what are you talking about, this thing can still be online?" β
The second brother said it was necessary, and after that, he took the demonstration and actually opened QQ, and after opening QQ, he sent a message to the fourth brother: "Fourth, what are you doing?" β
While we were waiting for the reply, I kept asking him: "Second brother, this thing can't be stolen by you from the army, are we surrounded now, when the Flying Tigers catch you in a while, can you ask them not to press my head, I'm afraid of falling out of my ears." β
The second brother looked proud: "No, this is someone else who sent my dad, legal." Interesting, let's borrow you for two days. β
I swallowed and spit, and resisted the temptation: "No, I'll just take a look, you can play first." β
Second brother: "But Xiao Wu, what's wrong with your ears, are they frozen?" β
I said, "Don't mention it, it's scared me, and I thought I'd say goodbye to my ears from now on." β
The second brother rudely reached out and pulled my ears and said, "Xiao Wu, you can't do this, your ears are frozen and you have to rub them with snow." β
I said no, the frostbite cream prescribed by the doctor was all over. The second brother told me that it is absolutely not good, the medicine is good slowly, and it will be fine as soon as it is rubbed with snow, this is a home remedy, and the general doctor does not understand. I still can't believe it, I said forget it, it's okay to slow down, I'm not in a hurry, I usually don't use this ear very much.
The second brother shouted: "It's good to finish rubbing, why do you suffer this crime, wait, I'll give you the whole snow!" β
With that, he pulled out a footbath under the bed, and ran out in a rage. As soon as he left, I continued to play with his mobile phone, menu-application-video, there are really a lot of movies in this mobile phone, you, what is the principle, I studied it carefully. I was watching with relish, and the second brother kicked open the bedroom door, holding a large basin of snow in both hands, and it was high on the tip.
"Come on, Xiao Wu, brother will rub it for you."
Then I poked my head over the footbath, and my second brother picked up a handful of snow and rubbed it on my ears, and then held a handful of snow and continued to rub it. After four or five rubbings, I couldn't help it, and I said, "No, no, it hurts." β
The second brother grabbed my head and didn't let me move: "Hey! The pain is right, the pain is almost healed! Ay! β
The second brother rubbed four or five more, during which I kept screaming like a pig, which coincided with the action art film being played on his mobile phone, sound and sound, a vivid symphony. Then I probably broke away from it out of the instinct of survival, and I said:
"Get out of NMD, second brother, I'm not cured, I'm not cured!"
The second brother looked at me carefully and stretched out his thumb: "Okay." However, you are not enough for treatment, and it is estimated that you will have to get better tomorrow morning. β
I said it would be tomorrow morning, and if you continue to treat it, I will be able to live until tomorrow morning. After speaking, the second brother took out the iron box Sun Island and lit one for me, this cigarette came too timely, I really need to suppress the shock. Then the second brother lowered his head and didn't speak, and began to use the flame of the lighter to stir up the pot, I felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward, the second brother was also kind just now, I shouldn't have scolded him like that, so I said: "Don't say it, it's much better to rub it like this." β
The second brother's eyes immediately flashed with golden light, and I hurriedly made the standard gesture of the traffic police: "Stop, I really don't need it, it's good now, I'm fine." β
The second brother swallowed his words back, and continued to play with the lighter while saying to me: "Little Wu, let's cook snow and talk about heroes." β
Me: "Second brother, that's a plastic pot, it can't cook anything." β
Second brother: "Look at the ground! That's what my brother says, how can I really cook it? β
I said second brother, don't talk to me about Allah, I'm a Buddhist, you see if the fourth brother has replied, whether your thing is good or not. The second brother opened QQ, I leaned over, and saw that the fourth brother did not reply. The second brother was startled and said, "No, this is so good, I tried it in the morning." β
I suddenly realized: "Second brother, it's not noon yet, and the fourth brother hasn't gotten up yet, let's wait for him to reply stupidly, and he may not be able to reply to us when school starts." β
Second brother: "Hey, what you said is, why did we forget about this." So who do you say you should send it to? β
I said, "Send it to the third brother, the third brother surfs the Internet every day, and at that time I said that the first thing I do when I get up at home is to brush my teeth, and then turn on the computer." The third brother said that the first thing he did when he got up was to turn on the computer. β
The second brother said: "Okay, then give the junior a start, what's his name?" β
I said, "Octopus." β
The second brother used his fat little clumsy hand to type slowly: "Three, are you there?" β
The third brother replied in seconds: "Who are you?" β
At that moment, my second brother and I were like the Shenzhou spacecraft scientific research team finally witnessing the rocket liftoff, and shouted excitedly: "Oops, I'll go!" Okay, back! β
Next, the second brother explained to the third brother on QQ that he was the second brother who lived in the same bedroom with him and ate dog meat and human flesh. The third brother also explained, saying that he had too many QQ people, and he never spoke again after adding the second brother, and the second brother's screen name was too strange, a bit like a harassing message. I asked my second brother's screen name, and the second brother told me that his name was "glans is red." "I thought the second brother was typing too slowly, so I snatched the mobile phone and told the third brother that I was with the second brother, and I used the mobile phone to surf the Internet, and the third brother was also surprised that the mobile phone can also access the Internet? I asked the third brother to set up a QQ group and pull all the bedroom buddies in. As soon as I finished this sentence, the group had been built a second later, and at that moment I felt that the third brother was a bit like artificial intelligence, and everything I experienced today was too sci-fi.
The next thing is interesting, my second brother and I hung up the phone one by one, called the brothers on QQ, and the first Internet conference of 404 officially set sail. Everyone talked freely in the group, and the fourth brother asked the second brother where the mobile phone was and if he could sell it to him. Xiaobei asked where the second brother had the pornographic film and if he could lend it to him. The third brother said that the second brother, do you dare to change your screen name, he is afraid that his mother will suddenly look at the computer and can't stand this stimulation. The eldest brother is still more concerned about me, and asked if he could send photos on his mobile phone and pass on the image of my interstellar baby to them.
Xiaobei said that everyone should play poker with such good conditions, so everyone started playing poker virtually.
Big brother: "Two 3."
Xiaobei: "Two A." β
I told my second brother to come out of two.
Third brother: "Two kings." β
Fourth brother: "Four kings." β
Xiaobei: "Roll the calf, Qu Laosi, can you have a good time." β
Fourth brother: "What's this, isn't it playing two cards, can you play it, do you understand?" β
Xiaobei: "Brother, I'm convinced." β
Me & second brother: "Okay, push me, 6 2s, it's over, you can give money." β
Big brother: "The old saying still makes sense, my brothers don't play cards, I think our relationship is going to break." β
Xiaobei: "Hahahahahahahaha
The third brother sent a bunch of small smiley faces.
Me & second brother: "Xiaobei, you should use a full stop at the end of the sentence, do you dare to be a little cultured." β
Fourth brother: "That's it, what quality!" β
Xiaobei: "Okay, don't make any noise, I have pai gow, let's push pai gow?" β
I patted my second brother: "You guys talk first, I'll make a call." β
I walked out of the corridor with the phone, and at that moment, I suddenly thought about Xiaohu very specially. In fact, I am not only at that moment, my heart is occupied by her every moment, and the spare memory is the other. No matter how lively and interesting it is, or what I do, my heart seems to be covered with a layer of fog, and in the fog, it is all you.