64, good buddy
The next day, I was sleeping in a daze when I heard a knock on the door. After drinking last night, my throat was on fire, and I felt hot in my heart, so I shouted impatiently: "Who! ”
There was a silence at the door, and I heard someone whispering: "Fifth brother, I, Lao Lu~"
Lao Lu is the buddy next door, his home is Shandong, he studies advertising design, looks like the head of a multinational killer group, but his personality is very honest, he is embarrassed to greet people from three meters away, and he only dares to open his mouth to speak. At the call of the second brother, we drank together in the corridor twice, and then we would say hello when we met. After all, I still don't know him well, but I didn't expect him to come, so I said casually: "Find the second brother, he went home." ”
Lao Lu didn't speak, he sat at the door and looked at me, I was annoyed, an evil fire, and said angrily: "Sleepy, I'll sleep again, you go and help me close the door." ”
Lao Lu saw that I was going to climb to the top bunk, so he hurriedly stood up, and urgently whispered to me again, Fifth Brother. I looked at him and pulled back his feet that had been put on the ladder: "Something?" ”
Lao Lu looked melancholy, and his eyes didn't dare to look at me directly: "Fifth brother, we've known each other for so long, and I've always thought you were a good person." ”
As soon as I heard this, I walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Good buddy, sit down and talk." Is there something difficult, don't worry, although I don't have any skills, after all, my home is local, and I will definitely help if I can. ”
I said these words quite sincerely, Lao Lu looked at me twice, as if he had made up his mind: "It's not my business, it's your business." Ay! I'll tell you the truth, but don't worry. ”
I let out a long sigh, full of doubts, what can I do?
Lao Lu continued: "I came out of the Internet café last night and met your partner, and a man. ”
I sobered up at once: "Do you see clearly? ”
Lao Lu hurriedly said: "I also think twice, should I tell you about this, but I don't think buddy should keep you in the dark, right?" ”
Lao Lu saw that I was still calm, and continued: "Your partner always brings you food downstairs, and I don't admit my mistakes." She's holding hands with the man, or I won't tell you. ”
I could clearly hear my heart beating like a drum, holding my breath and not getting up, and sure enough, those bad premonitions from last night came true.
I asked Old Lu, "What time is it?" ”
Lao Lu said, "Ten o'clock." ”
After I asked a lot of details, after asking, my head was at a loss, and then I lowered my head and didn't know what I was talking about, Lao Lu also saw that I was not in a good state, got up and said that today is officially a holiday, and his afternoon ticket will go back to Shandong, and then I got up and sent him to the door. After returning to the house, I hung up the phone to Xiaohu as soon as possible, but I couldn't get through. I immediately hung up on Tian Xue, and after five or six rings, Tian Xue answered.
"Who is this, how can you still remember to hang up the phone for me, rare guest!"
I said, "Tian Xue, is Xiaohu with you?" ”
Tian Xue: "No, I went out to buy a ticket." ”
I continued, "Don't lie to me, what the hell is she doing." ”
Tian Xue: "You're sick, I should be yours." ”
After saying that, he put the phone away.
I hurriedly dialed it again, Tian Xue: "What are you doing!" ”
This time, I learned my attitude: "Sister, you have to help me with this, I can only rely on you." ”
Then I lied to her, "I saw Xiaohu with a man yesterday, and you tell me what the hell is going on." ”
Tian Xue suddenly didn't move, and came over for a while: "You wait." ”
Then I thought she had found a relatively quiet place: "What did you say, you saw her with a man?" ”
I said, "Yes, she was holding hands, and I wanted to rush over and ask her what was going on." ”
Tian Xue: "Then why didn't you go over?" ”
Me: "......"
Tian Xue: "Did you see it with your own eyes, do you make it up again?" ”
I said, "It's true that I didn't see it with my own eyes, but what my friends saw, it's true." ”
Tian Xue: "Ah, that's terrible, I have to help you with this, don't look at Xiaohu as my best friend, she can't be with other men." ”
I said, "Yes, I understand that feelings can't be forced, but even if she really likes someone else, can she tell me too, can't she not answer my phone." ”
Tian Xue: "Don't say it, didn't Xiaohu tell you that her ex-boyfriend came to her yesterday?"
I panicked even more: "Ah, can she tell me, it's definitely her ex-boyfriend." ”
Tian Xue: "That's right! And I'm telling you, I was a little worried that she didn't come back all night last night. ”
In the face of Tian Xue's continuous revelations, I have short-circuited my thinking.
Tian Xue then asked, "Tell me what that person looks like." ”
I used all of Lao Lu's adjectives: "Wearing glasses, hair is a little long, tall and thin, wearing sportswear......"
Tian Xue suddenly interrupted me: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, what do you say?" ”
I said, "Ten o'clock, no mistake, ten o'clock." ”
Tian Xue let out a long sigh in a particularly yin and yang weird manner, as if it was the tune of Peking Opera, and then said seven words hard: ", that's me!" ”
The phone was left behind.
I sat on the bed hunched over, my eyes looked straight at the macho pictorial posted on the head of the third brother's bed, holding the mobile phone in my hand, and I felt that my eyes were drilling into my brain in the opposite direction, as if I was going to dig a tunnel out of the back of my head. Zhengleng was so enjoyable, the phone rang, and it almost didn't fall to the ground, and I saw that it was Xiaohu's phone.
"Are you stupid?"
I said, "Like." ”
"I didn't tell you to stop drinking with Kim Jung-sin."
I said, "Ah." ”
"Do you know that you completely offended Tian Xue."
Me: "......"
"I'll tell you now, I was angry with you yesterday, and then the phone ran out of power and turned off, and the dormitory couldn't be charged at night. I went back to bed after shopping, got up today to buy a ticket, just entered the house, I was going to tell you why at noon, and then let you take me to the station. But now I'm not going to forgive you, the reason, I guess you don't understand this IQ. ”
After speaking, he put the phone away.
I sat and woke up for a while, and felt that the most important thing in the current situation was to go up next door and kill Lao Lu first. So I broke down the door and didn't enter, and the building next door was empty. I went back to the house to change my coat, and when I was denied an answer while making a phone call, I made up my mind and went straight to Building 9. As soon as I entered the gate of the women's dormitory, I saw that there was no aunt in the guard's room, God helped me, and when I was waiting to go upstairs, a female voice stopped me: "Hey, this is the women's dormitory, what are you doing!" ”
I looked back and saw that it was a female voice wearing a white down jacket and a big pink butterfly hairpin, and I replied: "Isn't this a holiday, my girlfriend has a lot of things, I'll help her take it down and send it to the station." ”
The girl read me a lot from head to toe, snorted and laughed, and said, "Handsome guy, you look quite chic." ”
This sentence stunned me, what the hell, saying that I look chic, sick, right?
The woman's face became a little serious when she saw that I didn't speak: "Who are you for?" ”
I said, "306, Liu Hanhan, what's the matter, do you know?" ”
She froze again, and slowly tilted her head to her left shoulder: "Liu Hanhan, are you bragging?" ”
I said I didn't believe you, I just came with me, I didn't have time to talk to you. After that, I hurried upstairs, I was afraid that my aunt would suddenly appear, and I wouldn't be able to go up. This woman is really insane, she keeps chattering after me, what for the safety of the women's dormitory, she has to stare at me to rest assured. He said almostly: "I didn't mean anything else just now, but you are really unique, big brother." ”
I had a fire in my heart, and I turned around and scolded: "Unique, you M, I've never seen a man, go home to see your father." ”
She glared at me at the bottom of the stairs and said: "Don't let me say it, it's not your fault that you're weird, it's your fault to be scary, this is the women's dormitory, do you know, I called someone, I look like a cartoon character, and I'm embarrassed to say that it's Liu Hanhan's object!" Stinky and shameless! ”
Before she could continue, my head turned in circles, and I quickly ran two steps online and looked in the mirror in the water room on the third floor. Sure enough, my ears are now frozen like a banana fan, the bridge of my nose is red with frostbite, my eyes are red, and my hair is pressed like a chicken nest, which is really exactly the same as a cartoon character, yes, especially like a blue-skinned mouse! I want to run back quickly, this image is too embarrassing for Xiaohu.
I looked up and saw a circle of girls at the door, so I covered my head and wanted to run out, when I heard a familiar voice say:
"He's my object, let's all go back."