LH City, a wealthy KTV, in a large private room, Lin Xiaobai stood there stunned holding the latest version of his iphone, his eyes full of disbelief.

There were two people standing in front of him, a man and a woman, with ambiguous manners and movements, and it was his girlfriend who was the boyfriend of his girlfriend.

"Lin Xiaobai, don't you understand? I've lied to you for so many years, just with your money, what qualifications do you have to like me!"

Zhao Fengjiao glanced at the mobile phone in Lin Xiaobai's hand, and her eyebrows were full of disdain.

Today is Zhao Fengjiao's birthday, Lin Xiaobai worked hard part-time for half a year, and used the money she earned to buy her her favorite iPhone, and wanted to surprise her at the birthday banquet with joy, but she didn't expect that the result she got was indeed now.

"Hmph, a hillbilly like you, a lowly rural species, also deserves to like Jiaojiao? Zhang Dafei next to him snorted coldly and mocked.

Zhang Dafei is in the same school as Lin Xiaobai, he runs an antique shop at home, relying on a few stinky money in his family, messing with flowers and grass everywhere, and it is said that he has played with dozens of women in half a year.

"This kind of thing, Zhao Fengjiao can't know, so why does she ......?" Lin Xiaobai looked at the ambiguous two people in front of him and thought, "Could it be that I used to like this kind of woman who was greedy for money and snobbish and dedicated herself to money?"

"Where is this hillbilly!"

"Look at his clothes, dozens of dollars are not as good as the stalls!"

"Come on, come on, uncle will reward you with dozens of yuan to buy candy!"

"Where is a few dozen yuan enough? Come and reward you with a few hundred yuan! ha"

......

There was a burst of laughter from the crowd around them.

At this time, Lin Xiaobai only felt that the roar in his brain continued, the sky fell apart, and it was blank.

"Then why did you even let me come?"

His body trembled slightly, and in an almost roaring tone, he yelled at the pair of "dog men and women" in front of him.

"If I don't let you come, how can we watch this good show!" Zhao Fengjiao looked at Lin Xiaobai angrily.

"You're right, Darling. Zhao Fengjiao shouted Zhang Dafei shyly.

Zhang Dafei had the expression of a pig brother.

"You vicious bitch, I was really blind before. Lin Xiaobai's breathing became rapid and his expression was hideous.

"You hillbilly, don't daydream, you really think you toad can eat swan meat, I don't know what to do. Zhang Dafei pouted and said disdainfully.

"Bah, it's just her! She also deserves to be called a swan, and so on is a pheasant with no hair off!"

"Grass, mother, don't beat you, you're going to heaven!"

"Brother Fei is awesome, scolding well!

"Lin Xiaobai, if you want to blame it, you didn't have a good rebirth in your last life, a lowly rural person is destined to never turn over for the rest of your life, I am destined to be a wealthy lady!"

"Jiaojiao, don't worry, follow me, your wealthy lady is seated. Zhang Dafei echoed.

"Lin Xiaobai, did you hear it, we have nothing to do with us today, you don't want to have any illusions about me anymore, I only belong to Brother Fei. ”

"You dog men and women, you still have to be shameless, Lao Tzu let you say!"

Lin Xiaobai couldn't bear to pick up a wine glass next to him, and threw it at Zhang Dafei's pig face.

"Oops!"

I saw that the yellow beer mixed with blood flowed down Zhang Dafei's fat face, how disgusting it was.

"Grass and mud horses, dare to beat Lao Tzu, come here, give me a cripple, see if he dares to spray feces in his mouth in the future!"

Zhang Dafei gave a look, and the two black-clothed bodyguards thought that Lin Xiaobai was outflanked left and right.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Lin Xiaobai reacted very quickly, pushed open the door and ran out.

"Chase me, don't beat him, don't give me back. ”

Zhang Dafei yelled behind him.

A few minutes later.

In the KTV toilet, Lin Xiaobai washed his face, the most dangerous place is the safest place. Although his heart was furious, he did not lose his mind.

When he thought of Zhang Dafei's beer-mixed bloody face, he felt really relieved.

"You wait for me, and sooner or later I will make you pay a thousand times the price. Lin Xiaobai swore secretly.

Buzz –

Buzz –

Buzz –

The iPhone's screen suddenly lit up.

"Didn't I get so sad about it, and I still want to sell it for some money. Lin Xiaobai thought suspiciously.

He hurriedly turned on his phone.

As soon as I saw the mobile phone screen, I was dumbfounded, there was only a golden fairy letter icon on the huge mobile phone screen, and the number of messages in the upper left corner was still growing.

"Well, could it be that the WeChat software has been updated to become a fairy letter, how can there be such a golden icon?"

Lin Xiaobai curiously clicked on the icon, and there were only a few big words on the huge screen:

"Ten Thousand Worlds Immortal Faith Group. ”

Why don't you call it the Ten Thousand Worlds *** Zhao Group, aren't there more people who look at it like that, hey! Now the liar, the IQ is really getting lower and lower.

Lin Xiaobai couldn't help but sneer.

Regardless of 3721, click on the group chat first to see if you want to talk about it, and then click on the group chat to get it directly.

Jade Emperor: On the day when the group reaches 100,000 members, I announce the official opening of the "Immortal Network", and I hope that all Taoist friends will support the maintenance of the security of the Immortal Network...... (Bala Balabala, 8,000 words omitted here).

Taishang Laojun: What the Jade Emperor said is right (three applause expressions) I am adding to the Xianwang Civilization Convention: Be good at online learning...... (20,000 words omitted here)

Tai Bai Xing: "I'll add ......." ”

I'll it, is it so hard to be a liar now?

It's terrible!!

I didn't want to be fooled so hard, and I will definitely have to collect membership fees after a while, and I have long expected you to do this.

Djinn God: "Don't be so inkbloc, send out red envelopes." Lao Tzu has been holding back for tens of thousands of years and finally waited for the immortal net to open, and my big axe is already hungry and thirsty!"

The third prince: "I want a red envelope, I want a red envelope, I want a red envelope, I want a red envelope." (Three cute expressions).

Taishang Laojun: "Little San, don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet, the next thing is everyone's favorite micro-store recommendation link." “

Djinn God: (Three fire-breathing expressions).

"Warmly celebrate the forty-six days of the opening of Taishang Laojun Danpin Tiancheng Dan Pharmacy. ”

"Danpin Tiancheng, Tianpin Dan is not a dream! Please buy as soon as possible, everyone who arrives at the store will be 9.9999999 off. ”

Bull Demon King: "Taishang Laojun, you are enough, your elixir is thousands of merit points at every turn, even if you get a nine-percent discount, who can afford it." ”

Taishang Laojun: (Three sinister expressions).

Ding——

The Jade Emperor sent a red envelope.

Ding——

Guanyin Bodhisattva sent a red envelope

Ding——

The Bull Demon King sent a red envelope

King Jizo ......

After a while, the screen was swiped by the red envelope, and the golden light flashed all over the screen.

I'm pulling grass, there are red envelopes, and it's unreasonable not to grab red envelopes.

The last bit of money has been used on this mobile phone, and if you don't have some extra money, you may not even be able to eat soil for the next half a month.

Lin Xiaobai immediately grabbed the red envelope as fast as he could, and in an instant, his fingers flew all over the screen.

A few minutes later, the red envelope was finished.

not

rob

Arrive.

Lin Xiaobai didn't grab a single red envelope.

"Damn, is there any heavenly reason! Lao Tzu's hand speed has failed after being single for more than ten years. Could it be that the people in it are all reincarnated as gods, and their hand speed is first-class?

Lin Xiaobai looked at the phone screen with a resentful expression.

"Lao Tzu still doesn't believe in this evil.

Then he clicked the screen even harder.

Ding——

Congratulations on grabbing the Jade Emperor's "Spoof Gift Package".

Ding——

Congratulations on grabbing the God of Wealth three "Fortune Rolling Charms".

Ding——

Congratulations on grabbing a copy of Taishang Laojun's "Heavenly Court Academy" textbook "Bagua Xuanjie".

Ding——

Congratulations on grabbing the three "Animal Talismans" of King Yama.

Ding——

Congratulations on grabbing three pieces of "Bian Que's Blessing Talisman" by the medical saint Bian Que.

Deposited into a treasure chest

Hahaha, I'll just say, Lao Tzu is the fastest in the world, how can he not even grab you, hum!

With curiosity, Lin Xiaobai clicked on the treasure chest, and there were three items lying quietly inside.

"Spoof Gift Pack" Note: This is the Jade Emperor's magic weapon to "spoof" the immortals.

"Spoof?"

Lin Xiaobai was full of expectations, Chixiao Sword, Sealing the Sky Seal, Haotian Tower...... I'm coming!!

With excitement, Lin Xiaobai trembled and clicked on the "Spoof Gift Package." ”

Empty.

is empty.

It turned out to be empty!

At this time, the remarks have become: let you order, let you order, surprised?

No wonder it's called a "spoof package", it turns out that there is nothing in it.

It turns out that the Jade Emperor is also so skinny, so special to bully people!

There was no way, fortunately, there were still a lot of red envelopes left, and Lin Xiaobai immediately clicked on the next one.

Remarks of "Turning Animals into Animals": Turning people into animals, what you think in your heart can be transformed into what you see in front of you, and the king of Hades can get it by scribbling with his hands.

"PS: The talisman is sold and will not be returned. ”

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In a flash of golden light, Lin Xiaobai had three more two-finger-wide talismans in his hand, and the black lines on the surface of the talisman were vertical and horizontal, and they seemed to contain some kind of inexplicable power, which made people tremble.

"I rub, is this true?"

"I Lin Xiaobai also got a day of transshipment?"

"Damn, no, I have to test it!"

At this time, a yellow hair came into the toilet.

Lin Xiaobai looked at it, the road was narrow, hehe, this was not one of Zhang Dafei's private rooms just now.

He had a share of the cynicism just now.

Hum!

Lin Xiaobai smiled, I have a bold idea .......