"Hehe, count you unlucky, let you just call the happiest. ”

Lin Xiaobai, fingers pinched the talisman, his wrist was slightly forced, and he saw a black light flashing, and the talisman just fell on Huang Mao's clothes.

After a while, the golden light soared, and only the yellow hair screamed "whoosh".

After waiting for the light to dissipate, only the stinky rats that had been black all remained on the floor of the toilet, as if they had just crawled out of the stinking gutter.

Although it was still a few feet away, Lin Xiaobai could smell the stench emanating from the mouse, and coincidentally, there was a tuft of yellow hair on the top of the mouse's head.

Don't......

Hahaha, it turns out that it's really true!!

Seeing this scene, Lin Xiaobai no longer doubted, and tightly compiled the remaining two talismans.

"Hmph, Zhao Fengjiao, Zhang Dafei, you pair of dog men and women, this time I have to let you become real dog men and women. Lin Xiaobai gritted his teeth and scolded viciously.

Inside the KTV private room.

Zhang Dafei and Zhao Fengjiao had just finished cutting the cake under the attention of everyone, and were receiving everyone's blessings, and dozens of people were crowded into the huge box, which was so lively.

At this time, Zhang Dafei slowly took out a gift box from Huaili and handed it to Zhao Fengjiao.

"Jiaojiao, this is a gift for you, but I have been looking for it for a long time to find it!"

Zhao Fengjiao opened the gift box, and a diamond necklace came into view.

"Wow, Zhang Dashao is so generous. ”

"If only I had a boyfriend like Zhang Dashao. ”

There was a wave of admiration in the crowd.

Zhang Dafei is very useful.

"Brother Fei, you are so good to me, I am so happy. Zhao Fengjiao pretended to be moved and lowered her head, and fell into Zhang Dafei's arms.

"Wow!

"Brother Fei is so good to his sister-in-law!"

"Brother Fei, kiss one. ”

"Brother Fei, kiss one. ”

"Have a tongue kiss and let the brothers learn too. ”

......

The surrounding crowd began to heckle again, and casually took out their mobile phones and began to prepare for filming.

Hearing this, Zhang Dafei pouted his big mouth and covered it directly.

Lin Xiaobai, who saw this scene outside the door, quickly pinched the talisman and threw it out with a "swish".

Chi!

Two talismans cut through the crowd and landed on the two men with unmistakable accuracy.

After a few breaths, the golden light shone brightly, and the light dissipated,

"Damn, who will shake my eyes with a flashlight, stand up for me!"

"That grandson's flashbang, your sister's is still a shit yellow flashbang!"

"Peat, it's all bright and blind Laozi's titanium alloy dog eyes!!"

......

There was a commotion in the crowd!

The brilliance dissipated, and the scene in front of him surprised everyone, except for Lin Xiaobai.

I saw two leprosy dogs covered with brown sores biting each other's tongues, yellow saliva flowing down the corners of their mouths, and pus and fur in the rotten sores on their bodies were mixed together, which made people look extremely disgusting.

At this time, Zhang Dashao, who was unaware, suddenly felt soreness all over his body, and he was unspeakably uncomfortable, and then he slowly opened his eyes.

"Well, why am I kissing a leper dog, and it's so ugly. Zhang Dafei thought secretly.

When I came back to my senses and looked at myself, I was dumbfounded.

"Wow. (How the hell did I become a leper dog?)

The Lai Pi dog on the opposite side looked over.

"Wow. (I've become a leper too)

"Damn, how did Zhang Dashao become such a disgusting Laipi dog. I don't know who shouted in the crowd.

"I'm strangling, it's disgusting, I can't stand it, give me a basin, I'm going to vomit ......"

"Run, the leper dog must have dog plague, and it will be miserable to be bitten!"

......

There was a sound of vomiting everywhere in the private room, and the people who rushed out hit the stunned people, and the stunned people blocked the people who watched the excitement, and it was lively and smelly for a while.

"Hahaha, laughing to death!"

Lin Xiaobai also pinched his nose and quickly rushed out of KTV, and after coming out, he couldn't help laughing anymore.

recalled Zhao Fengjiao's viciousness and shamelessness and Zhang Dafei's dog-eyed eyes.

At this time, Lin Xiaobai was in a mood, how could he have a cool word, and he brushed his clothes away, hiding his merit and fame.

Please call me **!

Ding——

Fairy letter assistant tips: The animal talisman you use is still 11 hours and 54 minutes long.

"Damn, the effect of the animal talisman is amazing, it can last for twelve hours. ”

"It's a good thing! It's a pity it's run out. Lin Xiaobai couldn't help but feel a little pity.

That's right, see what the other items do. ”

Lin Xiaobai turned into the alley next to him as he walked.

I took out my phone and clicked on the treasure chest.

"Wealth Rolling Charm" Note: It is made by the God of Wealth on a whim when he goes to the toilet, and the effect is extraordinary.

(PS: This is a flavored talisman.) ）

"Ma Dan, such a heavy taste!!"

Anyway, I'm short of money right now, why don't you try it?

Lin Xiaobai extracted the "Wealth Rolling Talisman", and stuck it on his shoulder with a "snap", and in the blink of an eye, the golden light flashed, and the talisman disappeared.

......

Ten minutes later.

"Peat, counterfeit and shoddy products, what about the good effect? I must complain to him. ”

Again! I don't believe I'm so unlucky.

Lin Xiaobai then looked at the other items.

"Bagua Xuanjie" Remarks: Ming Yin and Yang, know the destiny of heaven, know the operation of the five elements! I can do it, you can do it too!

The essential textbooks of Heavenly Court Academy, produced by Lao Jun, must be a high-quality product!

ps: Lao Jun Dan Pin Tiancheng Dan Pharmacy, a store of conscience, a store of peace of mind!(The expressions of the three soldiers)

"Taishang Laojun, you are really enough, the advertisements are all in the remarks. ”

"But it seems to be awesome. Lin Xiaobai rubbed his hands and couldn't wait.

Extract!

In a flash of brilliance, a diamond-shaped jade slip appeared in Lin Xiaobai's hand.

Eh? What is the use of this thing? After looking through it for a long time, Lin Xiaobai didn't find the manual.

"No matter how good things are, they can't be used, and it's not garbage. ”

As soon as the words fell, suddenly Yu Jian rose against the wind and rushed into Lin Xiaobai's eyebrows.

A moment later.

I saw Lin Xiaobai's eyes closed, beads of sweat on his forehead kept slipping down, and the green tendons on his arms burst out.

And at this time, his mind was undergoing a drastic change.

After a few minutes, he opened his eyes.

"Ma Dan, it's painful for Lao Tzu to die. Countless runes just now rushed into Lin Xiaobai's mind like a tide, and his head buzzed.

Only now has he fully digested all the knowledge.

Now Lin Xiaobai is already a master of metaphysics who understands the ultimate meaning of feng shui fortune telling. Everywhere he looked, all kinds of buildings and all kinds of people gradually became different in Lin Xiaobai's eyes!

At this time, a beautiful woman came to meet him.

Tall, skinny, long hair shawl, delicate facial features, full breasts wrapped in a light purple coat and slender legs with black boots clinging, he is definitely the ideal object of every male business lewd.

Before the person approached, a faint fragrance rippled.

When Lin Xiaobai came back to his senses, he suddenly realized, "Isn't this Mu Lanyan from our class." “

Speaking of Mu Lanyan, she can be described as a figure of the school.

Illustrious family, stunning appearance, cold temperament.

These three points make her firmly occupy the first of the four major school flowers of Longhai University, and she is the dream goddess of countless otaku, Zhao Fengjiao is compared with her, and she is not even qualified to lift shoes.

It's just that Lin Xiaobai didn't pay much attention to these before, he used to live poorly, he worked part-time all day long, and when he had a girlfriend, eating was a problem, plus Zhao Fengjiao asked for a bag and shoes every once in a while, which overwhelmed Lin Xiaobai, where did he still have the heart to think about these messes.

However, at the moment when Mu Lanyan was about to pass by, Lin Xiaobai discovered a terrible thing.

He suddenly grabbed Mu Lanyan's hand.

"Classmate, you're sick, really!"