Chapter 294: King Shou's Mansion is haunted
Min Weixiu snorted a big bowl of soup, ate three more mille-feuille shallot cakes, burped, and stretched out his hand towards the fourth cake.
Mama Song, who was sitting on the side with a smile on her face, raised her hand and took away the small basket containing the cake, "You can't eat too much at night, be careful of accumulating food, and so is the king, you should go to the yard and walk a few laps in a while to eliminate food." ”
Jiang Yanzhi was lying on the couch contentedly, like a fat orange cat shrunk into a ball, and when he heard Mama Song's words, he raised his eyes, as if he had already run in a circle.
Min Weixiu glanced at him with disdain, lying down, no wonder he was lying down.
Unlike her, when she went home, she had to play a set of stick methods before she could sleep, she thought, while Mama Song was staring at Jiang Yanzhi, she reached out and quickly took a cake and took a bite.
Mama Song immediately looked at her helplessly, "Little lady! ”
Min Weixiu stuck out her tongue and put the cake back, counting five, four, and three in her heart......
Sure enough, just counting to three, Mama Song picked up the cake and handed it to her, "The little lady has eaten Mama, and she has to be neat." A good stack of cakes, this one is missing, it is wrong to look at the left, not right to look at, and it is itchy all over. After eating, you have to drink a glass of hawthorn water. ”
Min Weixiu was satisfied.
After getting along for a long time, she found Mama Song's quirk, Riri's eyes are like a ruler, and the vase album is symmetrical to one left and one right, and it can't be crooked in the slightest.
"Mama, if Jiang Yanzhi only marries one wife in the future, wouldn't it be very untidy?" Min Weixiu took a bite of the cake and asked casually.
Jiang Yanzhi sat up, "Two people, one left and one right, that's called symmetry, you look at the shoes, they are all a pair of shoes, if you see three shoes, Mama is full of energy, spicy eyes!" ”
Mama Song covered her mouth and laughed, "That's what the king said!" If you have a pair of children, it will be neat. ”
Min Weixiu almost didn't choke to death, she didn't get married in her previous life, let alone have children.
She and Jiang Yanzhi are still very childish, and they really can't imagine that they are raising children.
Jiang Yanzhi's eyes lit up, and he touched his chin, "Mama, I always thought that I was not good at dealing with children, and maybe I still didn't like those unreasonable little things, but today, I almost brought back a little ghost." ”
Mama Song's face darkened, "Bah, bah, there are no taboos, good luck!" You can't talk about people during the day, and you can't talk about ghosts in the middle of the night. The ghost is cold, where does anyone come to be warm. ”
Jiang Yanzhi stopped for a moment, but he was not convinced in his heart, just him and Min Weixiu, only ghosts dare not talk about them, there are no ghosts they dare not say!
Mama Song looked at Min Weixiu and smiled, explaining, "Although the king's eyes can be psychic, he is actually very timid. When I was a child, I didn't understand, but I wasn't afraid, and when I grew up, it was impossible to say that I was not afraid. He has a good face, he doesn't want to lose face in front of the little lady, so he holds on! ”
Min Weixiu suddenly remembered that when he first met Jiang Yanzhi, he was indeed not very bold, and his voice trembled when he saw the ghost...... She also rides on the wall of her house every day, borrowing her father's evil spirit to drive away ghosts!
It's good now, it's on.
Jiang Yanzhi blushed, pretending to be angry and said, "Mama, I know that I want face, and you still hurt me in front of Weixiu, where am I afraid of ghosts?" I see more ghosts than people, where can I be afraid! ”
Several people said happily, and An Xi on the side reminded, "Little lady, it's not too early, it's time to go back to the house and rest." ”
Min Weixiu nodded, Jiang Yanzhi's small courtyard was separated from the martial arts arena of the Wuguo Mansion, which was separated by a wall, and it was not far from the small building where she lived.
"I'll go back first." Min Weixiu said, holding a cake in one hand, An Xi in the other, tiptoeing, and went home over the wall.
Jiang Yanzhi hurriedly climbed up the wall until Min Weixiu's figure disappeared, and then he reluctantly prepared to come down from the ladder.
He wore a lot of clothes, bulging, and could barely see his feet, Jiang Yanzhi carefully went down the stairs step by step, and suddenly, his body was a little stiff.
He felt as if he had stepped on something, "You stepped on my hand!" ”
When Jiang Yanzhi heard this, he looked back sharply, only to see that there was nothing behind him.
He lowered his head quickly, his feet on the stairs, so alive that he didn't step on anything but the pole.
Jiang Yanzhi rubbed his eyes, but there was still nothing.
"Mama, did you just hear someone talking?" Jiang Yanzhi asked.
Mama Song looked around, "The king is riding on the wall, who dares to speak loudly, startling the king!" ”
Jiang Yanzhi shook his head indiscriminately, afraid that he was too tired during the day, and now he was hallucinating.
He went down a few more squares, and this time it was good, and nothing happened.
Jiang Yanzhi narrowed his eyes, and quickly took a shower and changed his clothes, "Lu Bing, you are tired of running today, rest early, no need to keep vigil." ”
Lu Bing was almost moved to tears, King, do you remember me on the shore of Daming Lake! My legs have been running in a circle!
The room was silent, except for a dim oil lamp.
Jiang Yanzhi turned over and lay on the bed, if Min Weixiu was here, I was afraid that he would punch him out of the black eye socket, and he would be embarrassed.
I saw that on the top of the bed tent, there was a living picture of her, and even the irrepressible evil spirit from her eyebrows and eyes was clearly and clearly.
Jiang Yan glanced at the top of the tent with a smile, "Hehe, when Weixiu marries in, this painting should be put away." ”
As soon as his words fell, a cool voice came from under him, "You, hold me down!" ”
Jiang Yanzhi's ass didn't move, "What's the matter, I finally can't help but come out." If you are a female ghost, then I am afraid that you will tarnish the innocence of this king; You're a male ghost, what do you say you can't suppress! Get out of here for the king. ”
"Don't say anything, aren't you getting a big axe in front of Luban's door? This king does not do bad things, and he is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. ”
The room was quiet, as if only Jiang Yan was talking nonsense.
As he spoke, he felt uncomfortable.
After a while, the voice sounded again, "Where's my head, do you see my head?" I can't find my head. ”
As soon as the voice finished speaking, Jiang Yanzhi heard a gurgling sound under his bed, as if there was some round ball rolling under the bed.
"My head is so naughty, I can't catch it...... Can you help me? ”
Jiang Yanzhi's scalp was numb for a while......
"It's very simple, I can't see without a head, you help me catch him, I'm close behind you, you grab the head, I grab the head!"
Jiang Yanzhi finally couldn't bear it anymore, it's really not that this king is useless, it's really that the enemy is too fierce!
You call this king, a man who has no power to restrain a chicken, how to deal with an evil spirit?
He thought and shouted, "Weixiu! ”