Chapter 295: Hide and Seek
Min Weixiu is not a summoned beast, nor is he tied to the waistband of Jiang Yanzhi's trousers, except for sneezing and muttering a dog thief who is scolding me, he did not have any heart with Jiang Yanzhi, let alone suddenly fell from the sky, and the beauty saved the hero.
Jiang Yanzhi was overwhelmed with grief and indignation.
Lu Bing, who had just been next to the bed with his buttocks, put on his shoes without tears, and rushed to Jiang Yan's room with one arrow step.
Your lord, will you have a good face?
Even if you did something dirty with the five-fingered girl just now, you can't call the neighbor's little lady so loudly!
If Wu Guogong hears it, he will have to screw your head off.
Don't say that the king doesn't have any non-trivial thoughts, there is no non-trivial thinking, what are you doing with a portrait of Min Wuniang on it, it's a shame!
Take 10,000 steps back, you are in danger, a big man, shout to the little lady to save ...... Shame too!
Lu Bing complained and complained, but still asked worriedly, "King, what happened?" But a nightmare? ”
Jiang Yanzhi stabilized his mind, and Tong Lu Bing's big eyes turned to small eyes, what happened? It can't be said that he is in the same room with a head-seeker, and his scalp is a little numb.
He coughed, "It's okay, it's okay, I had a nightmare, and I dreamed that Weixiu was going to beat me, and I broke out in a cold sweat." ”
Lu Bing glanced at Jiang Yan with disdain, "King, the little one is still sleeping outside, and you can call if you have something." ”
Jiang Yanzhi nodded, and his heart was a lot more settled.
Seeing that he was really fine, Lu Bing glanced at the bed tent, revealing a look that a man understands, Jiang Yanzhi was in a trance.
He never understood why people could show so many kinds of eyes, and how the person who was looking at them could distinguish so many eyes.
For example, meaningful eyes, eyes that men understand, and narrow eyes...... Wait a minute......
I'm not afraid of tired eyes!
But this time, he really understood Lu Bing's eyes, it was really a lewd person who saw a lewd person, dirty!
Jiang Yanzhi thought about it and lay down.
As soon as Lu Bing left, the voice sounded again, "Don't you like to play the game of finding your head?" If that is the case, how about we play hide and seek? I'm alone, and I've been bored for a long time. You don't have to be afraid, I won't kill you, the ghosts in Kaifeng Mansion know that you are that man, and no ghost dares to kill you. ”
Jiang Yan was overjoyed, "Even the ghosts of Kaifeng Mansion know that I am going to marry Weixiu?" How, are we a match made in heaven? ”
When the ghost heard this, he laughed, and Jiang Yanzhi only felt a chill in his ears, as if the ghost was beside him.
"You're so funny, they all say, you can save ghosts. I didn't believe it before, people and ghosts have different paths, how to save each other? Now I believe it. Will you be able to find me? I've been alone for long enough. ”
Without waiting for Jiang Yanzhi to agree, the room was already quiet, there was no sound, obviously, the game had begun, and the ghost was hiding.
Jiang Yanzhi yawned and waved his hand, "Don't play, are you a three-year-old child when you are the king?" Besides, you can play if you say it, isn't the face of the king hanging up? ”
The ghost was stunned, and Jiang Yanzhi's snoring sounded in the room.
Feed! Why don't you play your cards according to common sense! Obviously, I said it emotionally, and I slapped your ass!
Those ghosts don't all say that the three kings are benevolent and like to listen to flattery, especially that he and Min Wuniang are a match made in heaven, so his whole body is full of energy!
Now what he sees, the rumors are simply false!
This guy is asleep, and he is not interested in ordinary ghost stories at all!
He thought, and stood up a little lonely.
These days, it's really not easy to find someone who can see hell.
The Taoist priest who is profound, after the words are finished, he beats the ghost to the point that his soul is scattered, the powerful monk, no matter how good the words are, he is a sentence, my Buddha is compassionate, the donor ascends to Bliss early, and then the ghost is overtaken without saying a word.
I originally thought that the three kings were different, but I didn't expect that people are all the same.
But he didn't expect that in the next moment, Jiang Yanzhi jumped off the bed with an arrow step, "Haha, I caught you." You ghost, you can really hide, this king didn't see you before. I didn't expect that you look quite cowardly, oops, why are your fingers so long, this king hates people with long fingers the most! Why are you so annoying! ”
The ghost was stunned, "You lied to the ghost!" I stood up on my own, what kind of trick is this, you are fooling! ”
Jiang Yanzhi crossed his waist triumphantly, "Soldiers are not tired of cheating, do you understand?" You said that you started at the beginning, and you still don't allow me to use some means? Big brother, now that the mystery is over, can you go back to your grave? This king has a lot of opportunities, I don't have time to tease you, and now I'm going to sleep. ”
Jiang Yanzhi said, carefully looking at the man in front of him, he was wearing a cloth shirt, his hair was neatly combed, his hands were clean and slender, although his appearance was ordinary, but it gave people a very refreshing feeling, but I don't know why, a good person died.
Although he has great sympathy for the dead, he can't stand it even if he picks up a few guests on this day, even if he is a fat man!
It seems that he has to dig out the notes of King Deng Kang again, and find out if there are any suitable talismans, otherwise, what if he sleeps with Weixiu a day later, wakes up in the middle of the night, and finds someone who has slept in a bed?
It's hairy to think about!
The ghost was a little angry, "Don't you ask me why I'm here?" ”
Jiang Yanzhi glanced at him with disdain, "If you ask for someone, you will look like you are asking for someone, what are you doing pretending to be a ghost?" Since you're here, you naturally have something to say. ”
The ghost squatted down in frustration, "I can't hide anything from the three kings, I took a lot of effort today to break my head and wear out my mouth, so I cut into the queue and came here before everyone......"
Wait, big brother, didn't you realize that you just said something terrible? What is queue cutting? Could it be that the ghost of Kaifeng Mansion is still queuing up to find him?
Daddy! Can you give me more money?
"Just in the south of the city, in the Copper Bowl Lane, go inside, the third house, the door with orchids painted on it, in the east wall of the house, I was hidden there...... Can you do me a favor and dig me out of the ground? ”
"The crack in the wall was so small that I couldn't turn around, my arms and legs couldn't be straightened, and the wall was so heavy that it was all pressing on me. I'm so bored that I'm going crazy. ”
Jiang Yanzhi frowned, "You were killed, and then built into the wall." You can talk, and you can hide it so that people can't find it, it's not an ordinary ghost, I've seen many ghosts before, and they can't speak. ”
The ghost sighed, "My name is Xue Moran, and I am a tailor in the Red Embroidery Pavilion. I don't know why, maybe I'm too obsessed. ”