Traditionally, there has been only one definition of a dormitory.

Wooden beds with bunk beds, pristine walls, shabby ordinary burglar-proof windows, wooden doors, and dirty floors. This is the dormitory bed for schools and companies. Unless you are a foreigner, let Chongyang flattering even if you smash the pot and sell iron, you have to tell foreigners that our very rich school pays a lot of money, otherwise don't want to live in a comfortable dormitory.

But...... The dormitory here surprised me.

This is an extremely large room, which should have been originally a suite, but there is no distinction between rooms at all, so it is more than 400 square meters.

The walls here are all pink wallpaper, and there are two bathrooms. There are many cute plush dolls hanging on the walls, including crayons and cherries. On the west side of the room, I don't know who cut out the three words of the male god list with paper and pasted them on the wall.

So, under the wall, there were pictures of Gintoki Sakata and Shinichi Kudo, and then there were a lot of sweet words written on it, most of them ......

"Ah Yin, I really want to marry you."

"Shinichi, my little darling."

"Detective Conan forever, love forever."

"I am willing to exchange my life for the silver soul and never end."

Where do you still have a festival, bastard! If Gintama needed your discipline to sustain it, it would have been over a long time ago! Not to mention the sixteen-volume DVD, it is estimated that the original author Kuchi Yingqiu has already burped as soon as he drew Ah Yin's hairstyle!

There was also a special scent in the room, and a bunch of strangely dressed brothers pushed me into the room, and a guy in a particularly cute pink dress brought me a large piece of cloth and put it on the ground for everyone to sit on it.

Senior Brother sat next to me, and he smiled: "The master said that the little junior brother has corpse poison on his body, and he can't get close to people casually. In order to make the little junior brother feel that this is a warm family, let's give the little junior brother a big hug together, okay? ”

"Okay, okay." The senior brothers clapped their hands and said very happily.

I turned my head to look at my senior brother and said seriously: "Senior brother, I have a wish to be worry-free, and it is a very sharp weapon. If any of you dare to touch me, I promise that I will pierce him in the throat with my wish. I swear, I swear to the Origin Heavenly Venerable, I will ......"

"The little junior brother is still shy, and he is still cute." The elder brother grinned, then suddenly reached out and hugged me.

I...... I grass!

Saying...... It's warm, it's soft, it's fragrant.

As soon as the senior brother finished hugging, then the second senior brother, the third senior brother, and the fourth senior brother...... More than 20 senior brothers gave me a hug, and somehow, I was originally very vigilant, but I was suddenly a little reluctant.

After all...... If other people knew that I had corpse poison, they probably wouldn't dare to come near me at all.

The elder brother smiled: "From today onwards, we will be a happy family. Li Dong, let me introduce you, of course, you have to introduce yourself first, poof, look at my stupid head. ”

She stuck out her tongue and tapped herself on the head, as if she was cute. But I didn't feel much disgust at this time, probably because I was already a little used to it.

"My name is Kumiko...... We all have to use a cute name here, for example, your second senior brother, his name is Tian Yanzi, this name is very cute, right? I originally wanted this name too, but he robbed it, and your third senior brother, his name is Xiao Ai, and the fourth senior brother's words are called sauce sauce......"

I watched dumbfoundedly as the senior brother finished introducing everyone, and then the senior brother said to me seriously: "You also need a cute name, let's say, what do you want everyone to call you?" ”

Li ...... Li Dong is good. ”

"No...... Senior Brother grabbed my hand, he shook it vigorously, and said seriously, "This name is not cute, no matter what, you must use a cute name." ”

I...... I don't know what to say. Although the elder brother now looks like a real beauty, I feel a chill in my heart.

I swallowed my saliva and whispered, "That'...... Dongzi, is it okay? ”

"Then let's call it Dongdongzi......" the elder brother clapped his hands, "this name is so cute, isn't it?" ”

All the senior brothers laughed happily, and then the senior brother said that everyone should make my bed together, and I quickly said embarrassedly: "No, no, I'm so embarrassed." ”

"It's okay, Sauce-chan, you go get that." Senior Brother said.

That one...... Which is it?

I saw the fourth senior brother sauce sauce walk into the warehouse of the dormitory, and then walked out with a particularly thick log!

I'll go!

This log is two meters long and one and a half meters thick, and the fourth senior brother sauce sauce is a guy with short hair and a small leather skirt. I couldn't see that she had such strange powers.

Kumiko took the log from Sauce-chan's hand, and I saw a burst of black mist rise from her arm, and she muttered, "Soul Technique—Broken Blade." ”

Suddenly, she swiped her hand towards the log, and something stunned happened. She quickly and carefully cut the wood by hand, and the other brothers were on the side to help sort out the sawdust, and some of the brothers brought a lilac pillow quilt.

The log was made into the shape of a bed, and Kumiko carefully sanded the wood with her hands to make the bed neat. After that, the brothers spread the quilt on my bed. A senior brother walked up to me with a crayon doll, and he said seriously: "Dongdongzi, this is my favorite doll, give it to you, hold it when you sleep at night, you will have sweet dreams." ”

"Ahh So cunning, I also have something to give to Dongdongzi. ”

"Me too!"

My brothers and sisters began to give me gifts, including beautiful dolls, practical daily necessities, and clothes. To my surprise, though, they didn't give me strange clothes, but a genuine Armani men's suit.

Odd...... Why do you send me a men's suit? Sending cute princess dresses should be their style, right?

The third senior brother handed me the clothes, and she said seriously, "Dongdongzi, this suit is for you." You are different from us, now you are a handsome and good guy, put on this suit and study well from the master. We are all family, and from today onwards, you are our lovely little brother. ”

This......

It's so sweet that it won't force me to become a shemale.

I was moved to take my suit, and by this time my bed had been so beautiful that I couldn't tell that it was just a log. But what surprised me the most was the scene where Kumiko cut the log by hand.

I heard it just now, she said the word soul technique, I guess it's a certain move of the soul master, it's really exciting.

What kind of skills will you learn?

"Dongdongzi, you must not have taken a bath yet, right? Hurry up and take a bath, and then sleep comfortably, everyone hasn't slept yet to wait for you......" The second senior brother said seriously, "You go to the bathroom on the right, no one will disturb you, go ahead." Pajamas and bath towels, as well as some toiletries, we have bought them for you. ”

"Hmmm......"

I walked into the bathroom in a daze, and sure enough, there was a men's dressing gown, clean bath towels, and all the toiletries. While in the shower, I was always worried that the shemales would suddenly rush in, but they didn't.

When I finished washing, I changed into a clean dressing gown, and when I came out, I saw that everyone was already lying in their beds. I was about to turn off the lights, but Kumiko shouted: "Dongdongzi, please don't turn off the lights, Sauce-chan is afraid of the dark, so we never turn off the lights, thank you." ”

"Huh? Oh. ”

I lay on the bed tiredly, and suddenly a wave of sleepiness hit, and the fragrant quilt was very comfortable.

"Dongdongzi......" Sauce Sauce suddenly said, "I'm sorry, will it affect your sleep?" Do you want to give you an eye patch. ”

I shook my head and said, "No need...... A family, where would they care about this. ”

Kumiko raised her little hand, she clenched her fists and said, "Well, we are a family!" ”

I closed my eyes, I don't know why, but I felt quite comfortable.