All Chapters_Chapter 135 The Incredible Widow of Zhou
According to what the old woman said before, the strength of these three people should be about the same. And after the woman spoke, the other two stopped talking, and there was only one reason.
One: The strength of the woman is too strong, so that the other two dare not speak.
Two: They have a good relationship and are reluctant to fight.
But in any case, since there are strong people who are willing to accept me, it is a good thing. I raised my hand and clenched my fist and said in a deep voice, "That...... Sorry. ”
"It's just a shadow, you don't have to worry too much...... "and when you go out, tell the man that you worship at the door of the widow of Zhou." ”
"Got it."
With all my might, I smashed Widow Zhou's head hard. I heard a bang, and her head was shattered by me. At this time, the scene around me began to fade slowly, but the other two opened their eyes and showed me a strange smile.
"Blessed are you, young man." The middle-aged man suddenly spoke.
"Huh?"
Before I could ask what was going on, I felt my brain clear for a while, and then I opened my eyes. When I saw the scene around me, I realized that I was still standing on the barren land.
The man said indifferently: "It's passed, who is it to worship?" ”
I said, "Widow Zhou." ”
"Widow Zhou?" The man was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he smiled too, "Interesting, interesting......"
"What the hell do you mean?" I asked.
He seemed to be holding back a smile and trying to put on his poker face: "I'll take you to see Widow Zhou now, and you'll know when you apprentice." Remember, my name is Shen Te. ”
As he spoke, he walked towards the side of the road, and I hurriedly followed, still pondering in my heart.
Why is it interesting to worship under the door of Widow Zhou?
The Lamborghini was still parked on the side of the road, and after Shen Te took me into his seat, he waited for me to fasten my seatbelt before stepping on the accelerator. I guess it's because I've already passed it, and he already thinks of me as his own.
This time, it took a little longer. Shen Te said that it would take about an hour and a half, and he said that if I was sleepy, I could sleep first. Naturally, I was not polite, put my seat down, and slept comfortably.
I don't know how long I slept, Shen Te patted me on the shoulder, said it was already here, and let me get out of the car. I looked out the window in a daze, and when I saw that the car was parked in front of a hotel, I wondered, "That...... Mistaken, right? Why is it at the door of the hotel? ”
Generally speaking...... It must be some kind of office, or some house in the city, right?
"Make no mistake, this hotel is Widow Zhou's property, come down. After entering, he said that you can just find Mrs. Zhou. He said.
By this time the sky was almost bright, but the hotel seemed to be open twenty-four hours a day. I had to walk into the hotel, the front desk was a very beautiful girl, after seeing me, she smiled and said, "Hello, is it open room?" ”
"Huh? No, I'm looking for Mrs. Zhou. I said.
She was stunned for a moment, and then said politely, "Please wait." ”
She picked up the phone and dialed a number, said a few words to the other side, and then looked at me strangely: "Let's go, I'll take you there." ”
She led me into the elevator and pressed the button on the ninth floor, which is the top floor. I wondered, why did you look at me so strangely?
When I got to the top floor, the waitress told me to go in by myself. When the elevator door opened, I realized that it was a room similar to the office of the head of the Jigen Road, but it was more luxurious. On the road ahead, there were more than 20 women, all of whom were wearing professional suits and skirts, with light makeup on their faces, all of whom looked very beautiful.
I was shocked.
Could it be ...... Widow Zhou's door, only women?
Could it be that she saw that I had corpse poison on my body and couldn't touch her female disciples, so she made an exception to let me join? No wonder those people looked at me a little strangely.
At the desk, Widow Zhou was sitting in the boss's chair, and she said softly, "Kneel down and bow to the teacher." ”
I hurriedly knelt down, and Widow Zhou continued: "Report the number of the Tao, life." ”
"Asura, Li Dong."
A woman in front of me stepped forward and said softly, "Li Dong......"
"Huh?"
I was stunned, because the woman's voice was so wild! It's rough! It's really wild and rough!
I took a closer look at this time, only to find that the woman had an Adam's apple on her neck!
Why is there an Adam's apple, which is the Adam's apple? That's the Adam's apple, right? It's impossible to say that the spicy duck has eaten too much recently, and then the throat is swollen and inflamed, right? The average person shouldn't be swollen to that point, right?
The woman was a little angry at this time, she stomped her foot and said angrily, "Why don't you speak?" ”
She's blaming me! A guy who doesn't know if it's a man or a woman is blaming me while I'm figuring out her gender! This is something that can be seen through at a glance when making ordinary friends, but I have seen it several times! This kind of simple question is as difficult as Tang Seng learning scriptures!
At this time, those women also spoke!
"Li Dong, why shouldn't you say a word to Senior Brother?"
"Li Dong, do you look down on your senior brother?"
I don't use the word senior sister, but senior brother! Sure enough, it's a man! And those women's voices are so rough that people don't know what to say!
Tang Seng was killed by Sun Wukong before he started to learn the scriptures!
Widow Zhou said softly at this time: "Li Dong, are you strange because of the voices of your senior brothers?" Don't worry too much, you might turn out like this in the future, of course, all this is providential. As for whether you will be the same as your lovely brothers, it's up to you. ”
They're not cute at all, they just make people feel sick and want to vomit!
Before Tang Seng could take the spell of Wuzhi Mountain, he fell off the cliff and died!
"I hate ......" the so-called senior brother stomped her foot again, and she continued to sneer, "Today's men are really annoying, they always care about the voice of a lady or something, Adam's apple or something, do they care about gender very much?" In the face of such a major thing as apprenticeship, you still have to care about such a small thing, are you nervous wrong! ”
Go ahead and reassemble the whole head, bastard! You're all going to die for me first, bastard!
"Okay, Li Dong has just joined, and he can't quite understand our situation yet, so continue the apprenticeship ceremony." Widow Zhou said.
The senior brother said: "Li Dong, are you willing to be loyal to Yuan Shi Tianzun, go to the soup for my Taoism, and never give up?" ”
I lowered my head, unwilling to look at my senior brother's arrogant Adam's apple: "I wish...... Willing. ”
"You will worship under the door of Widow Zhou today, from now on, you will be born as Widow Zhou's little baby, and die as Widow Zhou's little ghost slave, are you willing?"
Don't fucking think that adding a little print in front of it will look cute, stupid!
I could only say humiliatingly, "Yes." ”
"I want you to say yo, say you're the master's little baby." The elder brother continued.
Kill me, it's as simple as the ideological and moral test of the third grade of elementary school for me now, so let's kill me first!
I clenched my fists, gritted my teeth and said, "I...... I'm a master...... Treasure...... Baby......"
"Oh, no, isn't it......" The senior brother chopped his foot again, because he kept moving, his skirt had reached the top, and the thick leg hair seemed to be shining in this gloomy environment, he said seriously, "It's a little baby, Li Dong, you don't take people seriously when you listen to them, if you don't listen carefully, it will be difficult to do it in the future." ”
Do you want me to rip your throat out? Do you want me to rip out your throat that will add a yo as a modal word at the end, bastard!
I resisted the urge to shed tears, and my cheeks were red and hot: "I...... I'm the master's little ...... Little darling. ”
I'm very shy!
I'm so shy that I want to kill myself! I, Li Dong, have lived for so many years, and for the first time I understand what it means to be truly embarrassed! I almost want to cry! It's like being as shy as when I was a kid when my teacher asked me to go on stage and read the little note I passed to my female classmates!
"Very good...... Widow Zhou smiled, "From today on, you are my precious disciple, okay, let's go to your dormitory with the senior brothers first." ”
Dormitory?
You want me to live with these guys, bastard!?