I smiled mysteriously and asked Han Jingui, "Are you familiar with the boss who sells funeral supplies in the town?" ”

"You have to be familiar with it!" He responded: "Every time we hold a funeral in the Eight Immortal Palace, we buy things from him, can you be familiar with them?" ”

"That's great!" I smiled and continued: "Since You Shusong is going to do the funeral, let's let him do it, not only let him do it, but we will also help him do it." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Brother Jiu, I was stunned by what you said, what do you mean, don't sell it." Lang Gao scratched his head and asked.

I smiled and said, "Then You Shusong came to Hubei from the northeast and brought more than 60 people, these people want to eat, drink and Lazar, right?" You definitely need to buy funeral supplies for funerals, right? We can cut off their back roads, so that they can't buy funeral supplies, or we can make them unable to buy food, and besides, let's spread rumors about You Shusong. ”

"Rumors?" Han Jingui asked.

I snorted, "Yes, it's a rumor, I'll give you an analogy, Song Guangliang's death is so confusing, and even many people suspect that he was killed by his nephew, let's do something on it, and buckle this basin on You Shusong, just say that he instigated Song Guangliang's nephew to shave his head in the first month, the purpose is to kill Song Guangliang." Otherwise, why did he come all the way to Hubei for a funeral? must feel ashamed of Song Guangliang, and plan to hold a funeral for Song Guangliang with his own hands to atone for his sins. Yes, it is the atonement. ”

After a pause, I asked them, "What do you think of this idea?" ”

"Brother Jiu, I just found out that you are so insidious!" Nalang Gao gave me a thumbs up.

"Palace master, you have a good way, we will believe in the countryside to kill this set, and you Shusong returned to Hubei from the northeast to do the funeral, there will definitely be people who will be suspicious, once there is doubt, we will spread this rumor, and the vast majority will be convinced." Han Jingui said.

"Good, good, good! Let's put this basin on his head. Li Jianping slapped his palm on his thigh and continued: "Before coming here, I was still wondering, this You Shusong and Song Guangliang are not relatives, how could they bring someone back to Song Guangliang's funeral." ”

I hummed and began to arrange how they spread rumors, first asked the four brothers Han Jingui, Li Jiangang, and Feng Tiaoyushun to call their respective daughters-in-law and spread the rumors, I was afraid that You Shusong would use legal means to sue us for slander, so let them add a sentence when spreading rumors and listen to what others say.

In this way, even if You Shusong really takes the legal route, we are not afraid, and besides, there are many such rumors in the countryside, and the police station may not be able to take care of it.

After arranging the rumors, Han Jingui asked us what to do next.

I thought for a moment and said: "This rumor is the first step, the second step, we must discuss with the bosses who sell funeral supplies in the town, we can't sell things to You Shusong, it's best to let those bosses who sell food not sell things to You Shusong." ”

Han Jingui was stunned for a moment and said, "Palace Master, this second step, funeral supplies are no problem, we are not familiar with those food bosses!" I'm afraid they won't listen to me. ”

I smiled and explained, "No, I think those food bosses will listen to you. ”

"Why?" He looked at me quizzically.

"It's very simple, we eat the dead's food, it's easy to provoke some unclean things, we can spread rumors that You Shusong accidentally provoked the evil qi on the deceased when he was doing a funeral, and whenever he came into contact with them, he would be infected by the evil qi, and the limbs would be weak, and the heavy would be quadriplegia." I didn't think about it, and blurted out.

"Isn't it! How could those food store owners be so stupid, and there is such a thing as evil spirit, the countryside is a letter, but it will be infected, and it is the first time I have heard of it. That Han Jingui retorted.

I stopped and explained, "Don't worry, I naturally have an arrangement." ”

As I spoke, I looked at Lang Gao and said, "Your classmates, when will the first batch arrive?" ”

"I'll be at the train station at 1 o'clock, and I'll be here at 3 o'clock." Lang Gao said.

"They're in casual clothes, aren't they?" I asked again.

He nodded and asked me, "Brother Jiu, are you planning to do this?" ”

I glanced out the window and said in a deep voice: "That You Shusong brought more than sixty people here, all of them are fresh faces, the villagers near the Eight Immortals Palace definitely don't know each other, and your classmates are also fresh faces, so the villagers near the Eight Immortals Palace only recognize the faces, not people." Early tomorrow morning, we can arrange some fresh faces to buy food, and inadvertently, reveal some things about You Shusong, I am sure that those people will definitely mistakenly think that those fresh faces are the people of You Shusong. ”

"Brother Jiu, you're so yin! That book song has to let you die. Lang Gao muttered.

My face sank, "Compared to Su Mengke's life, this rumor is nothing, if it can, I even want to kill You Shusong here." ”

As soon as the words fell, Na Lang Gao pulled me and said, "Brother Jiu, we believe that the law is fair, and You Shusong will be punished by the law sooner or later." ”

I hummed, I didn't want to say anything more on this issue, so I pulled the topic to the funeral, and discussed it with Han Jingui and them for a while, until 12 o'clock, we agreed, and Han Jingui took Li Jiangang and Feng Tiaoyu away.

After they left, Na Lang Gao said that he was going to pick up his classmates at the train station, I was afraid that it would be safe to go alone, mainly because You Shusong was here, so he let Chen Erbei follow him, and I didn't know what was going on, when Na Lang Gao went out, he seemed to be very happy, with a smile on his face.

This made me very confused, until Lang Gao went out, I remembered the girl Lang Gao had a crush on, and he was in the same class, it seemed that he was called Nanyan, if I guessed correctly, then Nanyan should also come over, otherwise, Lang Gao would never laugh like that.

Thinking about this, I wanted to despise Lang Gao and let him call someone, but I didn't expect to call his crush classmate, and I was also drunk.

Subsequently, I was lying at home alone, and my mind began to think about what to do with the funeral after driving away You Shusong, from the current situation, this funeral must not be easy to do, first of all, to solve the cause of death of the deceased, and then how to handle the funeral, you must know that the person who died on the Qingming Festival is extremely angry, and if you are not careful, you will get into trouble with unclean things, especially when you go up the mountain, there will be lonely ghosts and wild ghosts to grab the coffin.

When I thought of these problems, I had a headache, exhaled heavily, stood up, shook my somewhat sore arms, walked towards the window, lit a cigarette, and looked at the darkness outside, with the occasional few stars popping up their pointed heads, and I couldn't help but feel a little homesick.

After standing at the window for about two hours, my mobile phone rang, I took it out and saw that it was Yang Yan, and immediately connected the phone, and I heard Yang Yan say, "Brother Jiu, I'm sorry!" ”

As soon as I heard this, my whole heart sank, didn't Yang Yan come?