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That's it, we waited in the room for a while, it was about half past ten in the evening, that Han Jingui led five eight immortals walked in, raised his eyes and looked, I know these five people, one is Li Jiangang, the other four, I only know people, I don't know what their names are, mainly these four people are usually not very close to me, and their attitude towards me has always been salty, but what I didn't expect was that the four of them would actually come.

This made me stunned for a few seconds, and then I asked them, "How could it be you?" ”

The four people glanced at me, but they didn't speak, but Li Jiangang spoke, he said: "Palace master, these four people are four brothers, the eldest is called Yan Feng, the second is called Yan Tuo, the third is called Yan Yu, and the fourth is called Yan Shun, they don't like to talk very much on weekdays, but in the face of major events, the four of them are by no means ambiguous." ”

As soon as I heard the name, I blurted out, "The wind and rain are good!" ”

The eldest of the four brothers nodded and said, "Palace Master, what do you say about this, our four brothers listen to you." ”

I hummed, gratefully glanced at them, during this time in the Eight Immortals Palace, I was very familiar with many local Eight Immortals, disappointed, those Eight Immortals did not come, but the four brothers who usually had no communication came, sometimes I have to say, usually play well, not necessarily the joint will stand up at all times, as an idiom says, wine and meat friends, it is estimated that this is the meaning!

Afterwards, a few of us sat down and began to discuss how to take over Song Guangliang's funeral tomorrow, and the first to speak was Li Jiangang, who looked angry and said: "Palace master, we must take over this funeral, otherwise, this face will be lost." ”

I hummed and asked him, "Do you have any good opinions?" ”

He replied, "This... Palace Master, I... I... Alas, let Lao Han say that he has experience in this kind of thing. ”

"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, and threw my eyes to Han Jingui, but before I could speak, Han Jingui immediately said: "Palace master, when I met people who robbed business before, they all called some eight immortals to scare those people first, and some of them were timid, and they didn't dare to offend us, so they could only give up this funeral." ”

"What about the bold?" I asked.

"Hit! We're locals anyway! As he spoke, Han Jingui seemed to think of something and explained: "Palace master, I didn't say you, I mean there are many of us, and the other party is definitely not as many as us, and the truth comes out from under his fist." ”

I smiled, and he said that this method is more common in rural areas. To put it bluntly, it is still relying on locals to bully outsiders. However, the current situation seems to be wrong, strictly speaking, I am a foreigner, and You Shusong is a local, it really makes trouble, but I am crooked.

At this point, I was silent for a while, and my mind was thinking about how to justify Song Guangliang's thoughts.

Han Jingui seemed to see what I was embarrassed about, so he said: "Palace master, do you think this is okay, you are the palace master of our Eight Immortals Palace, and you are naturally a local, and we can invite the old lady here, her old man has done a lot of good things on our side, and many people buy her bill, she says a word, and wants to top us a few words." ”

I'll just give up, the old lady has already done a lot for the Eight Immortals Palace, and I can't trouble her old man because of this matter. One is that the old lady is getting older and has a lot of inconveniences in her movements, and the other is that I am afraid that what You Shusong will say will stimulate the old lady, which will only increase the old lady's troubles.

For a while, I was a little embarrassed, it is definitely not okay to go to the funeral in such an open and honest way, it will attract the disgust of the local people, and if it is not good, it will also make the main family drive out, and I must think of a justifiable reason, let us stand at the highest point of morality, in order to rob the funeral.

In an instant, the whole room fell silent, and no one spoke.

After about three or four minutes of silence, Lang Gao said: "Brother Jiu, do you think this is okay, let's go to the funeral in the name of Lao Han, firstly, Lao Han is a local, and secondly, Lao Han is also a little prestigious in the local area, so we don't care about it." After all, over the years, this place has been mourned by Lao Han, and there is nothing to say about Youshusong. ”

As soon as these words came out, Han Jingui immediately retorted, he said: "No! I'm not the palace master of the Eight Immortals Palace now, so I'm not qualified to go to the funeral. ”

"I'll give you the position of palace master!" I say.

"What's more, I only handed over the position of palace master to you last year, how can there be any reason to hand it back. In my opinion, this funeral has surpassed the previous funeral, and it must not be played according to the convention, and the palace master must come forward to negotiate with You Shusong, if it is in my name to rob the funeral, it is a bit inconsistent with the identity of our eight immortals. Han Jingui said.

I understand what he means, this funeral is not just a funeral, but also related to the dispute between our eight immortals in the south and the eight kings in the north.

At the moment, I put my chin in one hand and smoke in the other, and my mind kept thinking about ideas.

Thinking about it, thinking about it, my eyes lit up, and I said: "In the way Wang Muyang conducts funerals, the body must be cremated, but this place is mainly for burial, these two have conflicted, we can..."

Before I finished speaking, Han Jingui said, "Palace Master, that You Shusong said, let Song Guangliang enter the earth this time." ”

All right!

I smiled awkwardly, and threw my eyes at Lang Gao, who paid more attention on weekdays, and asked him, "Is there a good way for Lang Gao?" ”

"There is a way, I'm afraid you won't use it!" He glanced at it and muttered.

"What's the solution?" I asked.

"Do you remember the funeral in Dongxing Town? There are a lot of eight immortals robbing funerals! He asked.

I nodded and motioned for him to continue.

He said, "I mean, we can instigate the main family, let the main family make a platform, and then let us compete with You Shusong." ”

"No way!" I shook my head and said, "Then Song Guangliang's brothers and sisters are going to the police station, where do you still have the heart to do this, we must drive You Shusong away without alarming the main family." ”

I say this, firstly, because Song Guangliang's brothers and You Shusong have a little kinship, it is very likely that they will be biased towards You Shusong's side, and second, You Shusong's side is rich, and I am afraid that You Shusong will propose to do the funeral free of charge, which is not good for us.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, how can I do it!" Then Li Jiangang muttered on the side.

"Great idea!" I slapped my palm on the thigh and said, "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, yes, let's let You Shusong not work either, that doesn't work!" ”

"What?" Lang Gao, Han Guijin, and Li Jian just didn't seem to understand what I meant, and looked at me with a puzzled expression.